He shouldn't even have to worry about --- he doesn't wear Phish t-shirts anymore so he's automatically hetty-4-life.
Not sure if that's good or not after reading Slims post.
But, I do have a Junta cover screen printed T I made in High School printing class that I rocked @ Oswego laying around somewhere. But that's a 1/1 limited print run I did myself so....maybe that makes me too cool though?
Sophist, I do not pop my collar. Not even a little bit or even by accident. I do however have a problem with sneakers...same difference perhaps?