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VDB

#255
November 21, 2015, 07:36:09 PM
Did you hear about the Phish fan who got burned on a mine deal?






































It was bereft of ore.
Is this still Wombat?

mistercharlie

#256
June 27, 2016, 08:45:28 AM
During a survey about sex a woman was asked if she liked condoms. She replied "That depends on what's in it for me."
"I used to be 'with it', but then they changed what 'it' was and now what I'm with isn't 'it' and what's 'it' seems weird and scary to me"
Quote from: kellerb on August 02, 2009, 02:29:05 AM
You haven't lived until you've had a robot shart in your ear and followed along in the live setlist thread while it happens. 

Gundo

#257
July 10, 2016, 03:41:50 PM
A little girl is riding along the highway with her mom.

When suddenly a dildo falls off the truck in front of them and hits the windshield

The little girl asks: Mommy, what was that?

The mom, not wanting her little girl to know about sex yet, answers: It was just a bug honey.

The little girl sits quitely for a while, before exclaiming: It sure had a big dick.

zimbra

#258
July 10, 2016, 09:50:38 PM
 :hereitisyousentimentalbastard
"Good Funk, real funk is not played by four white guys from Vermont.. If anything, you could call what we're doing cow funk or something.."
- Trey Anastasio

ytowndan

#259
July 11, 2016, 02:09:03 AM
Quote from: zimbra on July 10, 2016, 09:50:38 PM
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
Quote from: nab on July 27, 2007, 12:20:24 AM
You never drink alone when you have something good to listen to.

mistercharlie

#260
August 30, 2016, 10:02:06 AM
I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. I'm not sure what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.
"I used to be 'with it', but then they changed what 'it' was and now what I'm with isn't 'it' and what's 'it' seems weird and scary to me"
Quote from: kellerb on August 02, 2009, 02:29:05 AM
You haven't lived until you've had a robot shart in your ear and followed along in the live setlist thread while it happens. 

VDB

#261
August 30, 2016, 11:38:05 AM
^ great!
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ph92

#262
August 30, 2016, 01:14:07 PM
Quote from: mistercharlie on August 30, 2016, 10:02:06 AM
I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. I'm not sure what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.
That tickles my dad joke itch
Make America Melt Again!

Quote from: runawayjimbo on July 25, 2017, 11:10:15 PM
FUCK YEAH TREY. FUCK YEAH

mbw

#263
September 10, 2016, 12:52:22 PM
How do you milk a sheep?





















iPhone accessories.

mistercharlie

#264
September 10, 2016, 09:31:20 PM
 :hereitisyousentimentalbastard
"I used to be 'with it', but then they changed what 'it' was and now what I'm with isn't 'it' and what's 'it' seems weird and scary to me"
Quote from: kellerb on August 02, 2009, 02:29:05 AM
You haven't lived until you've had a robot shart in your ear and followed along in the live setlist thread while it happens. 

VDB

#265
November 07, 2016, 10:43:09 PM
Hello, is your refrigerator running?















Because I might vote for it.
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emay

#266
November 08, 2016, 12:02:28 AM
Lol nice so true

VDB

#267
November 14, 2016, 06:30:43 PM
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her.
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ph92

#268
November 20, 2016, 01:58:53 AM
What's another name for the Supreme Court?


















The Justice League.
Make America Melt Again!

Quote from: runawayjimbo on July 25, 2017, 11:10:15 PM
FUCK YEAH TREY. FUCK YEAH

emay

#269
November 25, 2016, 11:50:25 PM
What sucks and has seven arms ?


Def leopard
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