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Title: "Using the sink"
Post by: fauxpaxfauxreal on August 26, 2009, 11:10:10 PM
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A couple weeks ago, during the Phish Merriweather show, I needed to use the restroom.

During intermission, I got my chance. Even though Merriweather recently tripled the size of the restrooms, it was a sold-out show, and the line for the men's room was super long.

The "gentleman" in front of me, who appeared to be in his late 20s or early 30s, had his own theory for how to get the line to move faster:

"USE THE SINK! GO IN THE SINK! THE SINK! USE THE SINK!"...

This dude probably shouted this same message a couple dozen times in the 15 minutes it took for us to get inside the bathroom.

Once we were inside, nobody was using the sink. Even the dude didn't use the sink.

"There's plenty of sinks open," he lamely said, as he used a urinal.


Do people actually use the sink?

(Baltimore Sun photo by Jed Kirschbaum)


(Baltimore Sun photo by Jed Kirschbaum)



From: http://www.baltimoresun.com/bal-midnightsun-photogallery-include,0,4255717.teaser
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: birdman on August 26, 2009, 11:12:24 PM
I have used the sink and it was wonderful.
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: fauxpaxfauxreal on August 26, 2009, 11:13:18 PM
Me too, at home, when drunk. 

In other news, does anyone know why when I hit ctrl+v to paste, it pastes what I have copied twice?
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: mbw on August 26, 2009, 11:16:21 PM
i got thrown in "comiskey park jail" wtu style for getting into a fight with some asshole pissing in the sink
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: fauxpaxfauxreal on August 26, 2009, 11:17:29 PM
Don't they just have a trough at Comiskey anyways?

Why use the sink, when there is a fucking trough?
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: birdman on August 26, 2009, 11:18:23 PM
i got thrown in "comiskey park jail" wtu style for getting into a fight with some asshole pissing in the sink
Totally worth it
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: mbw on August 26, 2009, 11:18:51 PM
no trough there
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: mistercharlie on August 26, 2009, 11:19:24 PM
Quote from: Homer Simpson
I take a whiskey drink,
I take a chocolate drink,
And when I have to pee,
I use the kitchen sink.
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: fauxpaxfauxreal on August 26, 2009, 11:19:43 PM
no trough there

Dude.  It's not a baseball stadium, in other words.
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: mbw on August 26, 2009, 11:24:10 PM
i got thrown in "comiskey park jail" wtu style for getting into a fight with some asshole pissing in the sink
Totally worth it

 :lol:

i said something along the lines of "real classy, some people might want to wash their hands"
he called me a hillbilly, which made zero sense.  so i said, "im a hillbilly?, you're the one pissing in the sink."
he then threw his beer on me, and then i proceeded to punch him about his face.
then security, comiskey jail, parking lot, stub from someone leaving, back to my seat with my girlfriend and her parents
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: mbw on August 26, 2009, 11:24:41 PM
no trough there

Dude.  It's not a baseball stadium, in other words.

correct!
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: fauxpaxfauxreal on August 26, 2009, 11:27:19 PM
No baseball stadium is complete, without the super intimidating Trough to use as the mens urinal.

When I was a lad going to Brew-Crew games, I would always have to pee because they had a "bring in whatever you want" drink and food policy and my dad would pack up a huge 2 liter thermos cooler full of lemonade or koolade...I would make it into the bathroom, see the trough, get intimidated, and leave.  I was about 6.

Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: birdman on August 26, 2009, 11:28:12 PM
i got thrown in "comiskey park jail" wtu style for getting into a fight with some asshole pissing in the sink
Totally worth it

 :lol:

i said something along the lines of "real classy, some people might want to wash their hands"
he called me a hillbilly, which made zero sense.  so i said, "im a hillbilly?, you're the one pissing in the sink."
he then threw his beer on me, and then i proceeded to punch him about his face.
then security, comiskey jail, parking lot, stub from someone leaving, back to my seat with my girlfriend and her parents

I would have done the same thing.
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: okelnard on August 26, 2009, 11:29:04 PM
I have used the sink.  Black Sabbath 1984 Houston Coliseum.  The place was a dump anyways and there were red-eyed mexican dudes climbing down out of the ceiling (apparantly you could climb up into the bowels of this building out by the bayou) just crashing through the ceiling tiles... I was fucking terrified, but wanted to pee and get the hell out of there.  :crazy:

I have seen someone suddenly awake from being passed out and start pissing right there where they were sitting;  Same venue, different concert.  :shakehead:
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: fauxpaxfauxreal on August 26, 2009, 11:29:41 PM
Yeah, pissing in the sink itself isn't worth punching someone.

Them proceeding to douse you with their beer definitely is.
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: blatboom on August 26, 2009, 11:31:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/UVn4K7N3xLo&hl=en&fs=1&
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: mbw on August 26, 2009, 11:32:29 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/UVn4K7N3xLo&hl=en&fs=1&

lol

thats so far from being wrigley
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: fauxpaxfauxreal on August 26, 2009, 11:32:53 PM
Amazing.  I hope that guy had multiple females (including his mom) riding in his car.
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: okelnard on August 26, 2009, 11:35:57 PM
 :clap:  nasty.  I'd punch him in the face if I got splashed by some of that!
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: whyweigh5.0 on August 26, 2009, 11:43:09 PM
I can't stand seeing people pissing in the sinks
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: flow00 on August 26, 2009, 11:46:23 PM
I can't stand seeing people pissing in the sinks

Isn't piss good for infections?
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: whyweigh5.0 on August 26, 2009, 11:49:05 PM
Nature's disinfectant
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: fauxpaxfauxreal on August 26, 2009, 11:49:19 PM
The best comment on the blawg where i got this from was...



"I was in a hotel recently, and I called the front desk shortly after check-in. I said "I gotta leak in my sink" the guy said "Go ahead"."
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: okelnard on August 26, 2009, 11:54:21 PM
Nature's disinfectant

I don't know how to post this link so you can just watch it from here, but that reminds me of this scene from the League of Gentlemen Season 1.
If anyone can FYP this go for it. (highly recommended brit tv show)

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/8404/League-Of-Gentlemen-Aqua-Vitae.html (http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/8404/League-Of-Gentlemen-Aqua-Vitae.html)
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: justjezmund on August 27, 2009, 12:14:37 AM
I dont piss in sinks, but that line was huge during TTE.   :frustrated:
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: danje on August 27, 2009, 01:06:46 AM
There were lines to piss in the sinks AND trashcans at Camden before the show even started. As I was trying to get into the bathroom at setbreak, the people coming out were strongly warning us to not go in, so I didn't. This was the lawn bathrooms.
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: StCarl on August 27, 2009, 01:19:44 AM
This summer at Alpine I saw, for the first time, dudes manning the sink areas with a stack of paper towels and a tip jar. "You want a towel?" they'd say.  You didn't have to go through the towel guys to get one, but you weren't going to be able to get through those guys to piss in one of those sinks, either.
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: WhatstheUse? on August 27, 2009, 01:22:00 AM
blatantly honest confession/


Never pissed in a sink, can't even piss in a urinal.

Stage fright'd.

My shit just straight up won't work unless I'm in a stall.  Don't know why, but it just won't happen.

I've also learned from this that the stall lines are usually much shorter than the urinal lines.
 
:| :wtu:


/blatantly honest confession



Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: khalpin on August 27, 2009, 07:44:42 AM
There were lines to piss in the sinks AND trashcans at Camden before the show even started. As I was trying to get into the bathroom at setbreak, the people coming out were strongly warning us to not go in, so I didn't. This was the lawn bathrooms.
Yeah, those bathrooms were hell.  Basically, every toilet was clogged and just overflowing.  Inch of water on the floor.  Might as well just piss on the floor, which is essentially what you ended up doing.

Worst part is apparently it's like that at every concert there from what I hear.
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: rowjimmy on August 27, 2009, 09:35:09 AM
I pretty much refrain from going to the restroom during concerts or sporting events whenever possible.

bladder of steel
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: guyforget on August 27, 2009, 09:43:51 AM
11 shows this year, ive seen 0 people pissing in sinks.  waaaaay down from years passed. 
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: antelope19 on August 27, 2009, 09:45:14 AM
Has the thought crossed my mind when standing in line and about to burst?  Sure, I'd be fibbing if I told you all different.  Have I ever done it?  Nope. 
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: Mr Minor on August 27, 2009, 09:46:47 AM
I pretty much refrain from going to the restroom during concerts or sporting events whenever possible.

bladder of steel

Me too.  Sometimes it's inevitable, but refraining when possible is the way to go.
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: Igbo on August 27, 2009, 09:51:09 AM
Never pissed in a sink, but i will absolutely go in the Ladies room if the line is shorter.
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: antelope19 on August 27, 2009, 09:52:25 AM
Never pissed in a sink, but i will absolutely go in the Ladies room if the line is shorter.

Agreed, they use our bathrooms, why can't we use their bathrooms? 
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: mistercharlie on August 27, 2009, 10:11:37 AM
All right we've decided that sink pissing is wrong.
Now let's try to solve the mystery of the urinal deuce.  :wink:
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: justjezmund on August 27, 2009, 10:48:07 AM
All right we've decided that sink pissing is wrong.
Now let's try to solve the mystery of the urinal deuce.  :wink:

 :shakehead:
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: sophist on August 27, 2009, 11:07:46 AM
Has the thought crossed my mind when standing in line and about to burst?  Sure, I'd be fibbing if I told you all different.  Have I ever done it?  Nope.
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: ytowndan on August 27, 2009, 12:13:40 PM
Pissing in a sink is gross. 

I pretty much refrain from going to the restroom during concerts or sporting events whenever possible.

bladder of steel

Pretty much the same here. 
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: whyweigh5.0 on August 27, 2009, 12:21:07 PM
If you sweat enough you don't have to pee
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: redrum on August 27, 2009, 12:33:23 PM

All right we've decided that sink pissing is wrong.
Now let's try to solve the mystery of the urinal deuce.  :wink:

TTE
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: okelnard on August 27, 2009, 12:33:26 PM
I pretty much refrain from going to the restroom during concerts or sporting events whenever possible.

bladder of steel

Me too.  Sometimes it's inevitable, but refraining when possible is the way to go.

Part of the trick of not going is to not break the seal.  Once you've done that, you'll be pissing every ten minutes...
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: redrum on August 27, 2009, 12:55:51 PM
Pissing in a sink is gross. 

But it's M U C H better than whipping it out and letting it go all over the floor at the end of the line like that ASSHOLE @ hampton did (right behind me) :roll:
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: whyweigh5.0 on August 27, 2009, 12:58:26 PM
You guys are noobs.  You are supposed to just stay at your seat and piss in an empty bottle
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: VDB on August 27, 2009, 01:02:55 PM
Two anecdotes:

At Holmdel 2000 my buddy and I were near the back of the pavilion. We feel light splashing on our legs and figure it's rain blowing in. We turn to see some f'd up guy pissing on the giant post supporting the roof. Not cool.

At Bonnaroo this year it became popular to piss on the wooden fence between the VIP hill and the beer stand left of the stage. From where I was standing between that area and the boards the smell of urine was wafting into the audience. Interestingly there was security positioned atop that fence down a ways to monitor the entrance to the VIP/RV area by the stage, and they did not send anyone over to stop this.
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: whyweigh5.0 on August 27, 2009, 01:04:30 PM
I always cringe when I see all the people sitting against those walls at bonnaroo during the hot parts of the day
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: VDB on August 27, 2009, 01:06:54 PM
I always cringe when I see all the people sitting against those walls at bonnaroo during the hot parts of the day

 :-o
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: flow00 on August 27, 2009, 01:08:26 PM
blatantly honest confession/


Never pissed in a sink, can't even piss in a urinal.

Stage fright'd.

My shit just straight up won't work unless I'm in a stall.  Don't know why, but it just won't happen.

I've also learned from this that the stall lines are usually much shorter than the urinal lines.
 
:| :wtu:


/blatantly honest confession

I'm the same way, especially in a crowded restroom.
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: Hicks on August 27, 2009, 01:11:53 PM
heh, sometimes it takes me a bit to get going, I find closing my eyes can help sometimes. 
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: antelope19 on August 27, 2009, 01:13:59 PM
reminds me of that guy in waiting
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: flow00 on August 27, 2009, 01:16:24 PM
There's a Sink Pissers Anonymous group: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=952185&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=5ccd761bea573f987ff37870b6bf99f7
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: inourdr on August 27, 2009, 01:20:45 PM
blatantly honest confession/


Never pissed in a sink, can't even piss in a urinal.

Stage fright'd.

My shit just straight up won't work unless I'm in a stall.  Don't know why, but it just won't happen.

I've also learned from this that the stall lines are usually much shorter than the urinal lines.
 
:| :wtu:


/blatantly honest confession

I'm the same way, especially in a crowded restroom.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQbN0IeMedQ&feature=PlayList&p=DAD2FDA679B80BC5&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=7 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQbN0IeMedQ&feature=PlayList&p=DAD2FDA679B80BC5&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=7)
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: justjezmund on August 27, 2009, 01:30:02 PM
Two anecdotes:

At Holmdel 2000 my buddy and I were near the back of the pavilion. We feel light splashing on our legs and figure it's rain blowing in. We turn to see some f'd up guy pissing on the giant post supporting the roof. Not cool.

At Bonnaroo this year it became popular to piss on the wooden fence between the VIP hill and the beer stand left of the stage. From where I was standing between that area and the boards the smell of urine was wafting into the audience. Interestingly there was security positioned atop that fence down a ways to monitor the entrance to the VIP/RV area by the stage, and they did not send anyone over to stop this.

ugg gotta love the waft :-P
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: McGrupp on August 27, 2009, 02:45:29 PM
Yo blat, that vid you posted is from Foxfield - you ever been to that?
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: blatboom on August 27, 2009, 02:51:05 PM
Yo blat, that vid you posted is from Foxfield - you ever been to that?

naw I had just seen it on the interwebs before.
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: McGrupp on August 27, 2009, 02:56:33 PM
Yo blat, that vid you posted is from Foxfield - you ever been to that?

naw I had just seen it on the interwebs before.

It's that ridiculous UVA/Charlottesville horse racing event. It's basically like a festival, but instead of hippies doing drugs its preppy douche bags/girls in sundresses getting so tanked they can't see.
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: JPhishman on August 27, 2009, 03:46:47 PM
blatantly honest confession/


Never pissed in a sink, can't even piss in a urinal.

Stage fright'd.

My shit just straight up won't work unless I'm in a stall.  Don't know why, but it just won't happen.

I've also learned from this that the stall lines are usually much shorter than the urinal lines.
 
:| :wtu:


/blatantly honest confession

I'm the same way, especially in a crowded restroom.

This can be a problem for me sometimes too.... more so when I'm stoned than drunk. But the worst is when someone's failure to open the floodgates becomes the topic of conversation. Even though they aren't talking about me it's a mission abort at that point.  :oops:
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: alcoholandcoffeebeans on August 27, 2009, 06:07:39 PM
sink?  meh... i just say f~it if the line's too long... but one the seal is broken, i'm kinda screwed...
if the option is available, i'll go for the alleys or bushes instead of waiting... i always have kleenex' in my purse for that reason, alone :)
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: blatboom on August 27, 2009, 06:39:17 PM
Yo blat, that vid you posted is from Foxfield - you ever been to that?

naw I had just seen it on the interwebs before.

It's that ridiculous UVA/Charlottesville horse racing event. It's basically like a festival, but instead of hippies doing drugs its preppy douche bags/girls in sundresses getting so tanked they can't see.

I've always wanted to go to the Strawberry Hill races and partake in the debauchery but it's never worked out.
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: guyforget on August 27, 2009, 06:48:55 PM
ugh, was that video some dude slip and sliding through a urinal trough?  its pretty quick and of poor detail. 

it must just be that horse racing fans are some of the biggest morons in the world

i dont give a shit how much i drink, you could never convince me to do this:


http://www.youtube.com/v/9n8xMAh29rc&hl=en&fs=1&


watch the dude @ 1:20 get pegged in the face, fuck that.

Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: blatboom on August 27, 2009, 06:51:03 PM
LOL yeah I've seen that one too.
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: PIE-GUY on August 27, 2009, 07:03:26 PM
I have used the sink and it was wonderful.

Be honest, Birdman... you'll piss anywhere it's convenient. you're perhaps not as civilized as the average hippie!
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: PIE-GUY on August 27, 2009, 07:11:44 PM
blatantly honest confession/


Never pissed in a sink, can't even piss in a urinal.

Stage fright'd.

My shit just straight up won't work unless I'm in a stall.  Don't know why, but it just won't happen.

I've also learned from this that the stall lines are usually much shorter than the urinal lines.
 
:| :wtu:


/blatantly honest confession

I was 100% cured of this problem after spending a year in Asia... something about knowing for a fact you are larger than the average man (more than half of the world's population is Asian) ended all stagefright issues for me. Truth!
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: birdman on August 27, 2009, 07:23:05 PM
I have used the sink and it was wonderful.

Be honest, Birdman... you'll piss anywhere it's convenient. you're perhaps not as civilized as the average hippie!
Fact.
 I have also used the water bottle trick on numerous occasions.
Ah sweet relief.
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: kellerb on August 27, 2009, 11:52:20 PM
I don't piss in the sink at shows just to increase the chance a female will come in and piss in the sink.




teh hot.
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: nab on August 28, 2009, 01:58:28 AM
I don't piss in the sink at shows just to increase the chance a female will come in and piss in the sink.




teh hot.

Best answer yet to this thread.


Edit: The dude Supersliding through the urinal was also amusing.
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: inourdr on August 28, 2009, 10:46:59 AM
ugh, was that video some dude slip and sliding through a urinal trough?  its pretty quick and of poor detail. 

it must just be that horse racing fans are some of the biggest morons in the world

i dont give a shit how much i drink, you could never convince me to do this:


http://www.youtube.com/v/9n8xMAh29rc&hl=en&fs=1&


watch the dude @ 1:20 get pegged in the face, fuck that.

Down Goes Frazier!
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: gah on August 28, 2009, 12:26:35 PM
Dude slip and sliding through the trough...disgusting.

Dude running on top of port-o-johns...amusing.

Birdman admitting to pissing in the sink....expected.  :-P

Pieguy's experience explains a lot about his fascination with asian woman...understood.

WTU? admitting he has stage fright...HILARIOUS!  :lol:

Two pissing stories from this year, one at Burgettstown, you know how there were those elevated pagoda things? Well underneath them were doors for storage stuff, but we thought they were bathrooms since we saw people walking in and out, but as soon as you got in, there was just these wood stall things with lawnmowers and equipment like that in there, we pissed anyhow and got the hell out of there. Second, at Hampton, at one point I remember people pissing along the concourse wall outside during setbreak. An entire area, like 20 feet, 10-15 people doing it. Then seeing people sitting all along there the next night just made me shake me head.
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: WhatstheUse? on August 28, 2009, 01:01:21 PM
Pieguy's experience explains a lot about his fascination with asian woman...understood.
:lol:

That was my same thought when I read his post! (well, that, and that maybe I should visit asia to solve my dilemma)

Also, I will add that I have never seen more digesting bathrooms than at a phish show.  Oh man, some gross stuff went down in there.  I remember Alpine being especially a swampy mess (maybe it was the L)... and one night at JB they were just completely flooded....eeeeehhhh!!!!!

Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: sophist on August 28, 2009, 01:33:05 PM
Pieguy's experience explains a lot about his fascination with asian woman...understood.
:lol:

That was my same thought when I read his post! (well, that, and that maybe I should visit asia to solve my dilemma)
I'm no longer calling you Scotty, you are now tiny tim. 
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: WhatstheUse? on August 28, 2009, 01:38:31 PM
Pieguy's experience explains a lot about his fascination with asian woman...understood.
:lol:

That was my same thought when I read his post! (well, that, and that maybe I should visit asia to solve my dilemma)
I'm no longer calling you Scotty, you are now tiny tim.
:shakehead:

I guess I asked for that one didn't I.....

But it's not that I'm small it's just....... oh wtu.....

Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: hoodie22 on August 28, 2009, 01:53:46 PM
sink?  meh... i just say f~it if the line's too long... but one the seal is broken, i'm kinda screwed...
if the option is available, i'll go for the alleys or bushes instead of waiting... i always have kleenex' in my purse for that reason, alone :)

I'm with you there. The bushes are usually the cleaner (and faster) alternative to the port-o-potties.
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: PIE-GUY on August 28, 2009, 02:07:32 PM
Oh man.  I still have nightmares about the flooded mess at JB in 95. Liquid pooring through my vision while dealing with a nasty case of the sh*ts caused by the boomers from the night before. Ugliest bathroom experience of my life. Made me sympathize with the dude in Trainspotting, if you know what I mean.
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: slslbs on August 28, 2009, 02:09:21 PM
that is why I never, EVER, wear sandals or flip flops to a show
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: okelnard on August 28, 2009, 02:12:46 PM
Now I have a clear picture of what you mean...  :shakehead: 

Bushes, trees:  yes.
stadium/arena restrooms:  at your own risk. better do some recon work first.
port-o-cans: only if you are the first one, after that... no.
empty water bottle: yes, but please have kept the cap and use it.

Always travel with the ladies, they are usually more prepared and can help with things like paper....
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: sophist on August 28, 2009, 02:31:10 PM
Pieguy's experience explains a lot about his fascination with asian woman...understood.
:lol:

That was my same thought when I read his post! (well, that, and that maybe I should visit asia to solve my dilemma)
I'm no longer calling you Scotty, you are now tiny tim.
:shakehead:

I guess I asked for that one didn't I.....

But it's not that I'm small it's just....... oh wtu.....
Scotty, I'm just joshing.  it's cool, I will still be a good wingman on lot for you. 
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: mbw on August 28, 2009, 02:38:21 PM
Oh man.  I still have nightmares about the flooded mess at JB in 95. Liquid pooring through my vision while dealing with a nasty case of the sh*ts caused by the boomers from the night before. Ugliest bathroom experience of my life. Made me sympathize with the dude in Trainspotting, if you know what I mean.

(http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/6126/piejqo.jpg)
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: PIE-GUY on August 28, 2009, 05:31:39 PM
Oh man.  I still have nightmares about the flooded mess at JB in 95. Liquid pooring through my vision while dealing with a nasty case of the sh*ts caused by the boomers from the night before. Ugliest bathroom experience of my life. Made me sympathize with the dude in Trainspotting, if you know what I mean.

(http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/6126/piejqo.jpg)

Man, I'm changing avatars faster than WTU is changing underwear!!
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: fauxpaxfauxreal on August 28, 2009, 06:07:29 PM
So am I, that's not saying much.
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: VDB on August 28, 2009, 06:13:35 PM
So what does it say about (some) Phish fans that these stories are all far worse than what I've encountered in the bathrooms at major college football games -- in the student section no less?   :shakehead:

Maybe I'll give the benefit of the doubt and blame it all on infrastructure ... yeah ...

At Hampton, while we're sharing tales, some folks had discovered and were using the janitor's closet in one of the bathrooms. At least there was a floor sink there to clean mops and whatnot.
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: fauxpaxfauxreal on August 28, 2009, 06:19:18 PM
I used a floor sink for mops before...and not at a Phish concert.

 :wtu:
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: whyweigh5.0 on August 28, 2009, 07:08:05 PM
At the Dead show back in Feb... I think it was Feb, right?  at Penn State.  Anyway, I bumped into one of the janitors in the elevator and he was telling me he was on his way up into the seats to clean up another mess.  He wasn't sure if it was going to be someones piss or puke.  But he was sure it was some form of human waste.  He told me that he saw girls up in the seats just pullin down their pants right at their seat and kinda sitting way on the edge of the seat and just going... right there :frustrated:
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: justjezmund on August 28, 2009, 07:53:40 PM
At the Dead show back in Feb... I think it was Feb, right?  at Penn State.  Anyway, I bumped into one of the janitors in the elevator and he was telling me he was on his way up into the seats to clean up another mess.  He wasn't sure if it was going to be someones piss or puke.  But he was sure it was some form of human waste.  He told me that he saw girls up in the seats just pullin down their pants right at their seat and kinda sitting way on the edge of the seat and just going... right there :frustrated:

oh i def saw people pissin in bottles and in some of the various nooks that are all over the BJC.
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: redrum on August 28, 2009, 10:23:29 PM
But he was sure it was some form of human waste. 
He told me that he saw girls up in the seats just pullin down their pants right at their seat and kinda sitting way on the edge of the seat and just going... right there :frustrated:


that's hot. 




:wink:

:lol:
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: whyweigh5.0 on August 28, 2009, 11:32:38 PM
Redrum like the golden showers :-o
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: blatboom on August 28, 2009, 11:35:15 PM
(http://dyn.ifilm.com/resize/image/stills/films/resize/istd/2795953.jpg)
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: justjezmund on August 28, 2009, 11:52:27 PM
(http://dyn.ifilm.com/resize/image/stills/films/resize/istd/2795953.jpg)
i prefer the remix :-D
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: mistercharlie on August 29, 2009, 12:55:04 AM
(http://dyn.ifilm.com/resize/image/stills/films/resize/istd/2795953.jpg)

I drink Crys' you sip piss.
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: kellerb on August 29, 2009, 02:53:43 AM
But he was sure it was some form of human waste. 
He told me that he saw girls up in the seats just pullin down their pants right at their seat and kinda sitting way on the edge of the seat and just going... right there :frustrated:


that's hot. 




:wink:

:lol:
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: JPhishman on August 29, 2009, 06:12:21 AM
(http://dyn.ifilm.com/resize/image/stills/films/resize/istd/2795953.jpg)

I drink Crys' you sip piss.
Love how far this thread has come  :rockout:
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: shoreline99 on August 29, 2009, 10:15:41 AM
Oh man.  I still have nightmares about the flooded mess at JB in 95. Liquid pooring through my vision while dealing with a nasty case of the sh*ts caused by the boomers from the night before. Ugliest bathroom experience of my life. Made me sympathize with the dude in Trainspotting, if you know what I mean.

Those bathrooms are always flooded. They were super nasty this year during the rainy shows..
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: redrum on August 29, 2009, 10:21:20 AM
Redrum like the golden showers :-o

but it's not bad (ghey) if you're the giver, right?
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: keeb333 on August 29, 2009, 10:46:30 AM
Never pissed in a sink...disgusting!  :shakehead:

Agree with whyweigh about the stalls, I occasionally can get teh stagefright if it's really crowded.  Plus the stall lines are usually shorter.

Just for everyone's info, here's an amusing yet accurate animated guide to male restroom etiquitte:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw

(can anyone tell me how to embed a video here?)
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: whyweigh5.0 on August 29, 2009, 11:01:25 AM
I usually will go before the show starts and then won't need to till after I get back outside
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: danje on August 29, 2009, 08:41:14 PM
I just remembered, at the Phil and Friends with GRAB at Camden '06, there was security in the bathrooms at setbreak chanting "Piss in the sinks, not on the floor!".
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: justjezmund on August 30, 2009, 11:46:30 PM
I just remembered, at the Phil and Friends with GRAB at Camden '06, there was security in the bathrooms at setbreak chanting "Piss in the sinks, not on the floor!".

 :lol: nothing like dirty jersey security
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: gah on August 31, 2009, 12:18:45 PM
Never pissed in a sink...disgusting!  :shakehead:

Agree with whyweigh about the stalls, I occasionally can get teh stagefright if it's really crowded.  Plus the stall lines are usually shorter.

Just for everyone's info, here's an amusing yet accurate animated guide to male restroom etiquitte:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw

(can anyone tell me how to embed a video here?)

Hilarious!
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: keeb333 on August 31, 2009, 12:23:01 PM
Never pissed in a sink...disgusting!  :shakehead:

Agree with whyweigh about the stalls, I occasionally can get teh stagefright if it's really crowded.  Plus the stall lines are usually shorter.

Just for everyone's info, here's an amusing yet accurate animated guide to male restroom etiquitte:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw

(can anyone tell me how to embed a video here?)

Hilarious!

watch it...memorize it...live it!  :-D :lol:
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: Buffalo Budd on August 31, 2009, 12:24:43 PM
Never done it myself, but seen it done many times.
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: sophist on August 31, 2009, 01:11:29 PM
Never done it myself, but seen it done many times.
sneaking a peek were you?   :wink:
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: VA $l!m on August 31, 2009, 01:14:44 PM
seems like everyoen used to do it @ GD stadium shows. dirty hppies. :-D :wtu:
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: redrum on August 31, 2009, 01:42:07 PM
Never done it myself, but seen it done many times.
sneaking a peek were you?   :wink:

 :lol:
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: Buffalo Budd on August 31, 2009, 02:17:54 PM
Never done it myself, but seen it done many times.
sneaking a peek were you?   :wink:
Damn, I walked right into that one  :lol:
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: justjezmund on September 01, 2009, 08:44:28 AM
Never done it myself, but seen it done many times.
sneaking a peek were you?   :wink:
Damn, I walked right into that one  :lol:

ya and got peed on :wink:
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: gah on September 01, 2009, 12:12:25 PM
Never done it myself, but seen it done many times.
sneaking a peek were you?   :wink:
Damn, I walked right into that one  :lol:

ya and got peed on :wink:

I thought it was redrum that liked the golden showers?  :-o  :lol:
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: redrum on September 01, 2009, 12:18:13 PM
i tried so hard not to comment.
thanks.  :roll:
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: gah on September 01, 2009, 12:35:39 PM
i tried so hard not to comment.
thanks.  :roll:

Sorry! I didn't know it was a secret.  :-)
Title: Re: "Using the sink"
Post by: Buffalo Budd on September 01, 2009, 12:40:56 PM
Never done it myself, but seen it done many times.
sneaking a peek were you?   :wink:
Damn, I walked right into that one  :lol:

ya and got peed on :wink:

I thought it was redrum that liked the golden showers?  :-o  :lol:
Guess Red and I have something in common.  Speaking of Redrum, there's a flavor of rum in NS liquor stores called Redrum.  I almost bought a bottle for ya but since you don't really booze it up, thought it would be wasted.  I guess I could have drank one in your honor.  :-D