Paul Simon (mostly) Theater Tour 2016

[PIE-GUY]

Check it out!

http://www.paulsimon.com/news/2016tour/

4/29/16   New Orleans, LA   Jazz Fest   On Sale Now   Tickets
5/1/16   TBD         
5/3/16   Atlanta, GA   Fox Theatre   On Sale 2/26   Tickets
5/4/16   Birmingham, AL   BJCC Concert Hall   On Sale 3/4   Tickets
5/6/16   Tulsa, OK   Hard Rock Hotel & Casino – The Joint   On Sale 3/3   Tickets
5/7/16   Thackerville, OK   Winstar Casino   On Sale Now   SOLD OUT
5/8/16   Dallas, TX   AT&T Performing Arts Center   On Sale 2/26   Tickets
5/10/16   Austin, TX   Bass Concert Hall   On Sale 2/26   Tickets
5/11/16   Austin, TX   Bass Concert Hall   On Sale 2/26   Tickets
5/14/16   Nashville, TN   Ryman Auditorium   On Sale 2/26   Tickets
5/15/16   Nashville, TN   Ryman Auditorium   On Sale 2/26   Tickets
5/18/16   Des Moines, IA   Civic Center   On Sale 2/26   Tickets
5/19/16   Lincoln, NE   Pinewood Bowl Theater   On Sale 2/27   Tickets
5/20/16   Denver, CO   Bellco Theatre   On Sale 2/26   Tickets
5/22/16   Salt Lake City, UT   Maverick Center   On Sale 2/26   Tickets
5/23/16   Boise, ID   Botanical Gardens   On Sale 2/26   Tickets
5/25/16   Portland, OR   Schnitzer Concert Hall   On Sale 2/29   Tickets
5/26/16   Vancouver, BC   Queen Elizabeth Theatre   On Sale 2/26   Tickets
5/28/16   Woodinville, WA   Chateau St. Michelle   On Sale 2/27   Tickets
5/29/16   Woodinville, WA   Chateau St. Michelle   On Sale 2/27   Tickets
6/1/16   Los Angeles, CA   Hollywood Bowl   On Sale 3/5   Tickets
6/3/16   Berkeley, CA   Greek Theatre   On Sale 2/26   Tickets
6/5/16   Santa Barbara, CA   Santa Barbara Bowl   On Sale 2/27   Tickets
6/11/16   Kansas City, MO   Starlight   On Sale 2/26   Tickets
6/12/16   St. Louis, MO   Fox Theatre   On Sale 2/26   Tickets
6/14/16   Minneapolis, MN   Orpheum Theatre   On Sale 2/27   Tickets
6/18/16   TBD         
6/19/16   Rochester Hills, MI   Meadow Brook   On Sale 2/26   Tickets
6/21/16   Toronto, ON   Sony Centre   On Sale 2/26   Tickets
6/22/16   Montreal, QC   Place Des Arts   On Sale 2/27   Tickets
6/24/16   Boston, MA   Blue Hills Bank Pavilion   On Sale 2/27   Tickets
6/25/16   Philadelphia, PA   Mann Center for the Performing Arts   On Sale 2/26   Tickets
6/27/16   TBD         
6/28/16   TBD         
6/30/16   Forest Hills, NY   Forest Hills Tennis Stadium   On Sale 2/27   Tickets

[Buffalo Budd]

In.

[emay]

In for Denver ! Stoked to cross this off the bucket list

[emay]

grabbed cheapest tickets for me and lady during the pre sale yesterday for the Denver show!
Dead Center in the back.

[Hicks]

Pulled row B at the Schnitz! 

Gonna score some major points with the wife!   :banana:

[runawayjimbo]

Pulled row B at the Schnitz! 

Gonna score some major points with the wife!   :banana:

Fuck, spaced on this. I wanna score major points with the wife.

[Hicks]

Pulled row B at the Schnitz! 

Gonna score some major points with the wife!   :banana:

Fuck, spaced on this. I wanna score major points with the wife.

Tell her the near handy plane story?

[runawayjimbo]

Pulled row B at the Schnitz! 

Gonna score some major points with the wife!   :banana:

Fuck, spaced on this. I wanna score major points with the wife.

Tell her the near handy plane story?

I did. That's why I have to get her tix to see Paul Simon.

[Hicks]

Pulled row B at the Schnitz! 

Gonna score some major points with the wife!   :banana:

Fuck, spaced on this. I wanna score major points with the wife.

Tell her the near handy plane story?

I did. That's why I have to get her tix to see Paul Simon.

In the doghouse for a handy that only existed in your mind? 

That's rough dude. 

[anthrax]

Pulled row B at the Schnitz! 

Gonna score some major points with the wife!   :banana:

Fuck, spaced on this. I wanna score major points with the wife.

Tell her the near handy plane story?

I did.

:shakehead: :shakehead: :shakehead:

[kellerb]

Let's be clear, Paul Simon is also a short 

He will definitely give anyone's wife a handy, probably even if edie brickell is watching.   

[runawayjimbo]

Pulled row B at the Schnitz! 

Gonna score some major points with the wife!   :banana:

Fuck, spaced on this. I wanna score major points with the wife.

Tell her the near handy plane story?

I did. That's why I have to get her tix to see Paul Simon.

In the doghouse for a handy that only existed in your mind? 

That's rough dude.

Wow, my sarcasm really doesn't come thru like I think it does.

Also, lolkeller

[Hicks]

Pulled row B at the Schnitz! 

Gonna score some major points with the wife!   :banana:

Fuck, spaced on this. I wanna score major points with the wife.

Tell her the near handy plane story?

I did. That's why I have to get her tix to see Paul Simon.

In the doghouse for a handy that only existed in your mind? 

That's rough dude.

Wow, my sarcasm really doesn't come thru like I think it does.

Wow, my sarcasm really doesn't come thru like I think it does.

[Buffalo Budd]

Pulled row B at the Schnitz! 

Gonna score some major points with the wife!   :banana:

Fuck, spaced on this. I wanna score major points with the wife.

Tell her the near handy plane story?

I did. That's why I have to get her tix to see Paul Simon.

In the doghouse for a handy that only existed in your mind? 

That's rough dude.

Wow, my sarcasm really doesn't come thru like I think it does.

Wow, my sarcasm really doesn't come thru like I think it does.

Wow, my sarcasm really doesn't come thru like I think it does.

[PIE-GUY]

This is tonight for me!!

I was supposed to be out of town this week for work but that got cancelled. Wife and I are hitting this show tonight. Expect it to be very similar to his Jazzfest set, but that's cool with me. Cannot wait!!!