TSA Thread

[rowjimmy]

and thats what makes all of this interest in touching balls and removing prosthetic breasts so ridiculous. 

what happens when someone blows themself up in the line for the tsa checkpoint?  lets get some checkpoints for these checkpoints!

We could cordon off an area approx. five miles from the airport and setup a single point of entry. That'll keep the planes safe.

Of course everybody who lives and works inside the zone will have to gtfo so we can bulldoze those areas to make it easier for the TSA to see the zone from the new watchtowers.

[guyforget]

i heard that in europe, everyone on airplanes is naked anyway.  ive never been, but i hope to some day. 

[ytowndan]

and thats what makes all of this interest in touching balls and removing prosthetic breasts so ridiculous. 

what happens when someone blows themself up in the line for the tsa checkpoint?  lets get some checkpoints for these checkpoints!

We could cordon off an area approx. five miles from the airport and setup a single point of entry. That'll keep the planes safe.

Of course everybody who lives and works inside the zone will have to gtfo so we can bulldoze those areas to make it easier for the TSA to see the zone from the new watchtowers.

I don't think that's quite enough to insure our safety.  We'll have to add one more additional checkpoint 1.5 miles up the road were we can conduct "initial profiling" to weed out suspicious characters, and then we've got ourselves an awesome air-travel security system!

[DoW]

and thats what makes all of this interest in touching balls and removing prosthetic breasts so ridiculous. 

what happens when someone blows themself up in the line for the tsa checkpoint?  lets get some checkpoints for these checkpoints!

We could cordon off an area approx. five miles from the airport and setup a single point of entry. That'll keep the planes safe.

Of course everybody who lives and works inside the zone will have to gtfo so we can bulldoze those areas to make it easier for the TSA to see the zone from the new watchtowers.

I don't think that's quite enough to insure our safety.  We'll have to add one more additional checkpoint 1.5 miles up the road were we can conduct "initial profiling" to weed out suspicious characters, and then we've got ourselves an awesome air-travel security system!

you guys are going about this all wrong.

the government should just pack your bags for you, drive you to the airport and do the same for you on the return flight.

they can check your person as you enter the limo service they provide.

the solution is so simple.  call your governmental representations.  make it happen.

[rowjimmy]

and thats what makes all of this interest in touching balls and removing prosthetic breasts so ridiculous. 

what happens when someone blows themself up in the line for the tsa checkpoint?  lets get some checkpoints for these checkpoints!

We could cordon off an area approx. five miles from the airport and setup a single point of entry. That'll keep the planes safe.

Of course everybody who lives and works inside the zone will have to gtfo so we can bulldoze those areas to make it easier for the TSA to see the zone from the new watchtowers.

I don't think that's quite enough to insure our safety.  We'll have to add one more additional checkpoint 1.5 miles up the road were we can conduct "initial profiling" to weed out suspicious characters, and then we've got ourselves an awesome air-travel security system!

Sounds good. We'll also need to implement this for busses and trains as, once the airplanes are safe the terrorisms will look for easier targets. Of course, in order to protect the busses, private vehicles won't be allowed on the roadways.

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[VDB]

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[sls.stormyrider]

i heard that in europe, everyone on airplanes is naked anyway.  ive never been, but i hope to some day.

I'll let you know soon.



one can only hope

[VDB]

i heard that in europe, everyone on airplanes is naked anyway.  ive never been, but i hope to some day.

I'll let you know soon.



one can only hope

Watch out when the hot naked chick next to you reaches up to press her call button. BAM. Armpit hair all up in yo face.

[sls.stormyrider]

no problem.
I'll just bend down a little and try and reach some other hair.

[sls.stormyrider]

well, just got back from Europe and I can verify that in fact no one, not even the French women, were naked on the plane.

also, security wasn't much different than before. no body scanners, no hand jobs. just a lot more stuff to do ahead of time like make sure your full name, dob, and passport # are registered. that and the baggage size and weight restrictions were the only changes.

[guyforget]

im glad you had a safe trip, slslbs.

but, i am crushed by your report.  crushed.

[antelope19]

im glad you had a safe trip, slslbs.

but, i am crushed by your report.  crushed.

:cry:

Doesn't even seem worth the trip. 

[Buffalo Budd]

well, just got back from Europe and I can verify that in fact no one, not even the French women, were naked on the plane.

also, security wasn't much different than before. no body scanners, no hand jobs. just a lot more stuff to do ahead of time like make sure your full name, dob, and passport # are registered. that and the baggage size and weight restrictions were the only changes.

Booooooo!

[rowjimmy]

Most concerning is the lack of hand jobs.