Joke Time

[sophist]

when Sunny was a junior in high school he played on the varisty basketball team.  He wasn't very good.  Neither was his coach, though his coach believed that he knew everything.  Sunny made the mistake of speaking in a negative manner about another player, and did so in front of one of the assistant coaches.  The assistant coach told the head coach.  The head coach pulled sunny aside and told sunny that he was the cancer of the team.  Sunny apologized and said he would work harder.  Sunny becomes a senior, and then graduates from high school.  He gets the hell out of town. While in high school his team doesnt win very many games and the coach continues to have losing seasons after sunny leaves. While at college, he learns that his former coach's son has cancer.  The coach resigns to take care of his son.  Another year passes, and Sunny learns that the coach is now the JV coach.  Sunny goes to the JV game, and sits 8 rows back from the coach.  He says nothing....the coach is distraught, his team is getting its ass whooped.  A moment of silence occurs during a free throw

Sunny Yells "whos the fucking cancer now?"

and then leaves

[Hicks]

when Sunny was a junior in high school he played on the varisty basketball team.  He wasn't very good.  Neither was his coach, though his coach believed that he knew everything.  Sunny made the mistake of speaking in a negative manner about another player, and did so in front of one of the assistant coaches.  The assistant coach told the head coach.  The head coach pulled sunny aside and told sunny that he was the cancer of the team.  Sunny apologized and said he would work harder.  Sunny becomes a senior, and then graduates from high school.  He gets the hell out of town. While in high school his team doesnt win very many games and the coach continues to have losing seasons after sunny leaves. While at college, he learns that his former coach's son has cancer.  The coach resigns to take care of his son.  Another year passes, and Sunny learns that the coach is now the JV coach.  Sunny goes to the JV game, and sits 8 rows back from the coach.  He says nothing....the coach is distraught, his team is getting its ass whooped.  A moment of silence occurs during a free throw

Sunny Yells "whos the fucking cancer now?"

and then leaves

true story?

[sophist]

nope

but it would make a hell of scene in a movie


I just like how "whos the fucking cancer now?" works on so many levels

is the coach responsible for the demise in the basketball program?  did his DNA cause his son to get cancer?

funny as hell imo

[xanadux3]

why do women where perfume and make up?

[xanadux3]

because they are ugly and they smell bad   :-D :-D :-D :-D

[jonyem]

because they are ugly and they smell bad   :-D :-D :-D :-D

You'd be single, correct?

[xanadux3]

nope I'm married but I just could not resist

[jonyem]

I stand corrected.

[Sarahdorabell]

Well. If it makes a difference, I'm a girl and I'm not offended. I think it's funny.  :-D

[August]

Well. If it makes a difference, I'm a girl and I'm not offended. I think it's funny.  :-D

shit! youre a girl?
you havent even mentioned it!
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[shoreline99]

and she has nothing to do today

[Sarahdorabell]

I work really hard at work.
Did I never say that before, that I'm a girl? Well, I'm a girl.  :-P

[August]

oh shit!
i bet the male to female ratio is almost 13:1 now!
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[Sarahdorabell]

 :-P  :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P

[shoreline99]

LOLOL