Can't live with'em, pass the beer nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :roll:
Well, at least you don't have to worry about running into any here! :roll:
*passes the nuts
choice of beer?
drink those sorrows away=/
*buys a round to ease the troubles of antelope19
:lol: :lol: :lol:, Thanks you guys, I can always seem to count on you all to put a smile on my face. This weekend was a rough one, but, this too will pass. You know how it goes sometimes. :|
you mean there are no women here?
:-D
does August still count?
hell yep!!!
remember me?
hahahahaha
:-o
Well, there's at least one... :evil:
but I prefer, Lady
(or Ms. Jackson, if you're nasty.)
teehee :wink:
hadda do it C:\Documents and Settings\Administrator\My Documents\My Pictures\Random photos\JS32.jpg
click link below
i think i'm in love...
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2006_swimsuit/models/marisa_miller.html
YOWZA!!!!! :-o :-o :-o
Quote from: antelope19 on March 12, 2006, 06:20:22 AM
Can't live with'em, pass the beer nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :roll:
Just saw this, thanks Norm.
Ha.....No Problem!!!! :-D
Women - cant live with em and they cant pee standing up
anyone know what movie thats from?
One of the major leagues...but I can't remember which :evil:
the first one, i believe
:mrgreen:
bow chick a bow wow
Single again.....
Women,
My wife hates phish. She even went to the Island Tour, yes all four dates, and still gives me an evil look when I try to play a show while she is around. I've tried to explain over and over again why I like Phish so much, but she doesn't hear it. Fortunately she's really cool beside this major drawback. :-)
I know a good lawyer....
:-D
Quote from: PhishJY on October 08, 2006, 08:10:35 PM
I know a good lawyer....
:-D
A minor stumbling block. I explain myself over and over again, she just doesn't understand. She only wants to hear Billy Breathes, and that's it. Who defines their whole Phish experience on a studio album? Really a minor stumbling block. I listened to Phish a long time before I met her. I'm much happier now. I just Wish I could find some way for her to understand. Until then "Open File With->"
Women rule.
If she doesn't like the music you like, it's cheaper when shows roll around.
As for Divorce... buy her her own house. It's cheaper.
Who cares if she understands Phish? Love her for who she is. The love of my life has no idea how much I enjoy Phish. That's OK. You have this life (us) and you have her (sex, love, intimacy, August) so enjoy it.
Just dance. :banana: Make love. :-D Make babies :banana: >)
Quote from: rowjimmy on October 09, 2006, 10:32:30 PM
Women rule.
If she doesn't like the music you like, it's cheaper when shows roll around.
For sure.
Quote from: flow00 on October 09, 2006, 11:11:08 PM
Just dance. :banana: Make love. :-D Make babies :banana: >)
She is pregnant right now. It is the most exiting thing that has happened to either one of us. I only complain because she doesn't like Phish. In fact she makes fun of me all the time for liking Phish. In reality, to me, there isn't a cooler girl out there. She seems to enjoy Mike's solo projects, so there is always hope.
congrats!!! :beers:
think about this - you can bring up your kid to be a phan-the she'll have to listen :-P
today, i hate...
shit! :oops:
wrong thread... :roll:
Quote from: nab on October 10, 2006, 01:00:50 AM
She seems to enjoy Mike's solo projects, so there is always hope.
My wife seems to like Trey's solo stuff.... Hates Phish, though. Every time it comes up, I inform her that I know a good lawyer.
She just laughs.
Quote from: slslbs on October 11, 2006, 05:59:30 PM
think about this - you can bring up your kid to be a phan-the she'll have to listen :-P
I see you are already on to my master plan.
I just read these posts to my wife, and we had a good laugh.
Quote from: slslbs on October 11, 2006, 05:59:30 PM
congrats!!! :beers:
think about this - you can bring up your kid to be a phan-the she'll have to listen :-P
roger that. i've got my oldest daughter hooked already.... :phish: :wink:
Update:
The daughter is not much of a phan, yet......
But she loves the hell out of some GD. :banana:
...finally got one. The calluses on my right hand are slowly fading...
did you ever give yourself a stranger?
sit on your hand till it goes numb...then masterbate.......
that's called a stranger......
All I've had lately are strangers.....
I lost it after that one. Never heard of a stranger.
I heard about the stranger from my buddies who are in the armed services.
That's awesome. I've got to try that sometime :-D
Quote from: Red Sea Pedestrian on August 15, 2007, 09:17:45 PM
That's awesome. I've got to try that sometime :-D
Another hit for spnkwyr.
Tmi.
I heard Lil Jon' loves strangers :wink:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH3aNykoQf0[/youtube]
What?
Quote from: nab on October 06, 2006, 01:09:36 AM
Women,
My wife hates phish. She even went to the Island Tour, yes all four dates, and still gives me an evil look when I try to play a show while she is around. I've tried to explain over and over again why I like Phish so much, but she doesn't hear it. Fortunately she's really cool beside this major drawback. :-)
Not to worry women are really good at changing their minds.....there is still hope. It took me meeting my phishhead boyfriend to fall in love with PHISH! Now I am hooked. Congrats on the newb!
Quote from: messengerbird on September 02, 2007, 12:22:01 AM
Not to worry women are really good at changing their minds.....there is still hope. It took me meeting my phishhead boyfriend to fall in love with PHISH! Now I am hooked. Congrats on the newb!
My wife and I have been together a total of five years, two of them married. I gave up on her changing her mind on that subject a long time ago.
Thanks for the congrats, although the newb is almost 6 months old now and making it hard for me to type. :-D
Quote from: nab on September 02, 2007, 08:48:51 AM
My wife and I have been together a total of five years, two of them married. I gave up on her changing her mind on that subject a long time ago.
It's been about the same for me and my wife, two years in October, and she doesn't now and will never like Phish, Grateful Dead, any of it. Tried for a little bit, but now she isn't having any of it. So she gives me this time and she bought me a 60gig ipod so I can listen and not bother her with my "noise".
Quote from: nab on September 02, 2007, 08:48:51 AM
My wife and I have been together a total of five years, two of them married. I gave up on her changing her mind on that subject a long time ago.
I hear you.
My wife went to 2 MMW shows with me and
hates them.
Quote from: thechadbaker on September 02, 2007, 11:19:07 AM
It's been about the same for me and my wife, two years in October, and she doesn't now and will never like Phish, Grateful Dead, any of it. Tried for a little bit, but now she isn't having any of it. So she gives me this time and she bought me a 60gig ipod so I can listen and not bother her with my "noise".
heh. sounds familiar... she ALWAYS checks the volume on the stereo now when she gets in my car and automatically hits the FM button. 20 gig ipod here ;)
(http://www.thedailyreel.com/spotlight/trailers/archive/2007/05/02/rush-hour-3/image)
My wife likes the phish.
It's the big fests she doesn't dig on...
I'm not super broke up about that.
Of course if she hates one of your favorite bands slightly less than the other, in my case she likes GD a lot more than Phish, then you can just inundate her with the one she hates for a while, and then she appreciates the other so much more.
Quote from: nab on September 03, 2007, 10:15:02 AM
Of course if she hates one of your favorite bands slightly less than the other, in my case she likes GD a lot more than Phish, then you can just inundate her with the one she hates for a while, and then she appreciates the other so much more.
:lol:
Quote from: nab on September 03, 2007, 10:15:02 AM
Of course if she hates one of your favorite bands slightly less than the other, in my case she likes GD a lot more than Phish, then you can just inundate her with the one she hates for a while, and then she appreciates the other so much more.
:beers:
Quote from: nab on October 06, 2006, 01:09:36 AM
Women,
My wife hates phish. She even went to the Island Tour, yes all four dates, and still gives me an evil look when I try to play a show while she is around. I've tried to explain over and over again why I like Phish so much, but she doesn't hear it. Fortunately she's really cool beside this major drawback. :-)
lol sounds like a familiar situation
my girl friend doesn't like phish either except for Divided Sky, but she likes moe better :?
Quote from: tehdead on September 03, 2007, 06:17:06 PM
lol sounds like a familiar situation
my girl friend doesn't like phish either except for Divided Sky, but she likes moe better :?
Too bad.
The trick to this whole thing is to not have a woman. However, it leaves other things to bitch about....
Quote from: Bobafett on September 04, 2007, 11:43:26 AM
The trick to this whole thing is to not have a woman. However, it leaves other things to bitch about....
Things that are much worse than having to put on headphones. :-D
yeaxactly.
Quote from: nab on September 04, 2007, 06:57:35 PM
Things that are much worse than having to put on headphones. :-D
nah i just keep playing it out load and hope that it may just stick into her head and eventually shell like it :wink:
lemme guess - you're single :wink:
nah ive been going out with my girl friend for 7 years and 3 months :lol:
So.
Quote from: tehdead on September 04, 2007, 10:15:39 PM
nah ive been going out with my girl friend for 7 years and 3 months :lol:
If she hasn't taken to the phish in 7 years, its probably not going to take
true, but she will still go to shows with me even though shes not a phan
Phish shows?
I knew there was good news in here somewhere!
cross thread post....today i hate, ex-girlfriends. :roll:
At the last possible moment, yesterday, my wife says that I or we should be going to 8. Now it's too L8, I can't fuck over my boss with two days notice, especially since he works 100 hr weeks, seriously.
Fuckin women
:frustrated:
Quote from: antelope19 on June 21, 2010, 03:10:22 PM
:frustrated:
I've been :frustrated: the last few weeks too. sorry bout that bro.
Quote from: VA slim on June 21, 2010, 03:12:42 PM
how ironic.
i just fell in love last night.
first time i havent hated women in 5 years. :-o
Dude, is it your online gamer chick?
Quote from: antelope19 on June 21, 2010, 03:10:22 PM
:frustrated:
Trouble in paradise? She's not kyboshing on the Phish, is she?
Quote from: rowjimmy on June 21, 2010, 10:12:41 PM
Quote from: antelope19 on June 21, 2010, 03:10:22 PM
:frustrated:
Trouble in paradise? She's not kyboshing on the Phish, is she?
Statistical analysis shows that 78% of relationships that begin during a time when Phish is not touring, usually end within the first 2 weeks of when Phsh DOES go on tour. The stress on the relationship as both partners expected, and rightfully so, something else from their loved one is simply too much for a new situation to handle. I advise "taking a break" straegically just before Phish goes on tour, asking for approximately a month to re-evalute where things stand, before going back to getting your groove on. Repeat every summer, fall, and new years.
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
Quote from: VA slim on June 22, 2010, 01:29:19 AM
I'm Getting Married!!!! :crazy: :banana: :wtu:
SER?
Quote from: VA slim on June 22, 2010, 01:29:19 AM
I'm Getting Married!!!! :crazy: :banana: :wtu:
you do drugs!
Quote from: VA slim on June 22, 2010, 01:29:19 AM
I'm Getting Married!!!! :crazy: :banana: :wtu:
:? :-o :?
Quote from: VA slim on June 22, 2010, 01:29:19 AM
I'm Getting Married!!!! :crazy: :banana: :wtu:
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Quote from: PIE-GUY on June 22, 2010, 09:55:40 AM
Quote from: VA slim on June 22, 2010, 01:29:19 AM
I'm Getting Married!!!! :crazy: :banana: :wtu:
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Congrats Slim. That's awesome.
Is this kangfirmed?
Quote from: antelope19 on June 22, 2010, 10:04:09 AM
Is this kangfirmed?
Without prying too much, this may have something to do with this post:
Quote from: VA slim on June 22, 2010, 01:36:45 AM
did i mention that i;m having a baby?!!
Ah, missed that.
Quote from: PIE-GUY on June 22, 2010, 10:07:04 AM
Quote from: antelope19 on June 22, 2010, 10:04:09 AM
Is this kangfirmed?
Without prying too much, this may have something to do with this post:
Quote from: VA slim on June 22, 2010, 01:36:45 AM
did i mention that i;m having a baby?!!
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
Congrats Slim, wish ya all the best.
Quote from: PIE-GUY on June 22, 2010, 10:07:04 AM
Quote from: antelope19 on June 22, 2010, 10:04:09 AM
Is this kangfirmed?
Without prying too much, this may have something to do with this post:
Quote from: VA slim on June 22, 2010, 01:36:45 AM
did i mention that i;m having a baby?!!
:-o :? :-o
:clap:, i guess?
(http://shenanigansensemble.com/shenanigans.jpg)
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/127740/919427.jpg)
Quote from: PIE-GUY on June 22, 2010, 10:07:04 AM
Quote from: antelope19 on June 22, 2010, 10:04:09 AM
Is this kangfirmed?
Without prying too much, this may have something to do with this post:
Quote from: VA slim on June 22, 2010, 01:36:45 AM
did i mention that i;m having a baby?!!
She missed her period? I'm gonna be a Father!!!!!!! I did it. My boys can swim!!!!!!!!
(http://mickovic.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/george-costanza.jpg)
Quote from: goodabouthood on June 22, 2010, 11:16:09 AM
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/127740/919427.jpg)
:-D :mrgreen: :police: :crazy: :banana: :wtu:
Give us the dirt, slim
If someone says shenanigans one more time....
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0911/shenanigans-super-troopers-shenanigans-cheeky-fun-demotivational-poster-1258849767.jpg)
Quote from: VA slim on June 22, 2010, 05:46:09 PM
Quote from: McGrupp on June 22, 2010, 04:49:42 PM
Give us the dirt, slim
i would luv to more than anything! i love ya'll. some of ya'll are the best of friends, i couldnt ask for any better,...but the situation is more than a little sensitive as of tthis moment, and it would be almost nearly impossible to explain w/out sounding completley crazy.
all i can say is that that after 5 and a half years of being completely Alone in this world and thinking i would die a lonely old head, well........... i think i might have just received the most exciting and perfect blessing i could ever have dreamed up.
i'll be able to talk about things for real hopefully soon. in the mean time, thank you for wanting the best for me, and if you can spare the vibez, please have a good thought for me and the possibility that i might have another chance at love. :cry: :-)
WHAT!? No Shenanigans? In that case, positive thoughts your way....let us know when you can....
I'm happy for you brother! :cry: :-D
Congrats again brother, and because I supported you in my original post, I will let you name your child after me.
Best of luck Slim, keep us updated!
Quote from: PIE-GUY on June 22, 2010, 09:55:40 AM
Quote from: VA slim on June 22, 2010, 01:29:19 AM
I'm Getting Married!!!! :crazy: :banana: :wtu:
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
because I know Slim wouldn't throw nanners that big around - the 'paug is ser bus.
Quote from: Hicks on June 22, 2010, 06:36:02 PM
Best of luck Slim, keep us updated!
Good vibes your way!
Quote from: VA slim on June 22, 2010, 07:19:22 PM
awesum fellaz. it means alot to me that i have ur support.
this has sorta come outta left field, but it is 100% legit and very serious.
hopefully this wont effect my trip to LI for the JB shows, but seeing as i was planning on staying and goin to the shows with my EX, it might not be pheasible now.
>>ATTN McGruPP : : ARE you still lookin for JB tix brother?
Yessir!! just night 2.
awww slim!
total good vibes your way!
happy to hear you happy :)
Quote from: sophist on June 22, 2010, 06:28:12 PM
Congrats again brother, and because I supported you in my original post, I will let you name your child after me.
bwwwwaaahahahaha! :hereitisyousentimentalbastard
Quote from: VA slim on June 22, 2010, 07:47:45 PM
Quote from: alcoholandcoffeebeans on June 22, 2010, 07:24:50 PM
awww slim!
total good vibes your way!
happy to hear you happy :)
we are sorry to report to all of your fellow females that dr.slimbotic is ophishally off the market. all resumes have been returned, and we are no longer taking applications.
:pours a little beer out for slim:
OK - I was all on board, but now I call nanners! She's way too cute for you. Well done, sir!
Slim, like many of us, has out-punted his coverage!
You get a body shot yet?
Quote from: PIE-GUY on June 22, 2010, 08:08:08 PM
OK - I was all on board, but now I call nanners! She's way too cute for you. Well done, sir!
Slim, like many of us, has out-punted his coverage!
LOL
Where'd this chick come from?
The future?! :-o
:crazy:
Congrats buddy.
And to keep current with this thread; FUCK WOMEN. :frustrated:
I missed the LST and sharts tonight to hang out with a girl who is now sitting on my bed talking about how she wants to hook me up with her friends.
Fucking lame.
Quote from: aphineday on June 22, 2010, 11:53:19 PM
Congrats buddy.
And to keep current with this thread; FUCK WOMEN. :frustrated:
I missed the LST and sharts tonight to hang out with a girl who is now sitting on my bed talking about how she wants to hook me up with her friends.
Fucking lame.
Games. Females play them.
Sure she's not interested in you?
No, she very well still may be. I just hate these games. You said it well! I have no idea why anyone would want to pull stupid ass stuff like that. Also (and this may speak volumes), she just doesn't "get" :phish:.
Quote from: aphineday on June 23, 2010, 01:30:45 AM
No, she very well still may be. I just hate these games. You said it well! I have no idea why anyone would want to pull stupid ass stuff like that. Also (and this may speak volumes), she just doesn't "get" :phish:.
They don't have to "get" :phish:
They just can't hate them.
I have never posted in this thread because I love women. All shapes and sizes. Always have, always will. Worship the ground they walk on. I'll move along now.
Quote from: VA slim on June 22, 2010, 07:47:45 PM
Quote from: alcoholandcoffeebeans on June 22, 2010, 07:24:50 PM
awww slim!
total good vibes your way!
happy to hear you happy :)
we are sorry to report to all of your fellow females that dr.slimbotic is ophishally off the market. all resumes have been returned, and we are no longer taking applications. :police: :police:
damn...
i mean, whatever makes you happy!!!! ;)
Quote from: VA slim on June 22, 2010, 07:47:45 PM
Quote from: alcoholandcoffeebeans on June 22, 2010, 07:24:50 PM
awww slim!
total good vibes your way!
happy to hear you happy :)
we are sorry to report to all of your fellow females that dr.slimbotic is ophishally off the market. all resumes have been returned, and we are no longer taking applications. :police: :police:
Whoa!!! Congrats Bro!!!! Good for you getting back in da game!
i cant believe i didnt open this thread yet, i thought it was all bitchin about chicks, and here it is that slim is using this thread to drop bombs like the news of his impending marriage.
holy crap slim, great thread to put this in.
eventually curiosity got the best of me what the hell do they have to bitch about to add 3 pages to that old thread today?
'grats man, hope that the two of you are very happy together!
Quote from: VA slim on June 23, 2010, 12:57:46 PM
HELP A BROTHHA OUT!!
http://www.mapquest.com/maps?1c=Lincoln&1s=NE&1z=68506&1y=US&1l=40.7846&1g=-96.6411&1v=ZIP&2c=Columbus&2s=OH&2z=43229&2y=US&2l=40.0836&2g=-82.9729&2v=ZIP (http://www.mapquest.com/maps?1c=Lincoln&1s=NE&1z=68506&1y=US&1l=40.7846&1g=-96.6411&1v=ZIP&2c=Columbus&2s=OH&2z=43229&2y=US&2l=40.0836&2g=-82.9729&2v=ZIP)
I recommend visiting historic Hannibal, MO., boyhood home of Mark Twain.
Quote from: VA slim on June 23, 2010, 01:18:03 PM
Quote from: kellerb on June 23, 2010, 01:17:00 PM
Quote from: VA slim on June 23, 2010, 12:57:46 PM
HELP A BROTHHA OUT!!
http://www.mapquest.com/maps?1c=Lincoln&1s=NE&1z=68506&1y=US&1l=40.7846&1g=-96.6411&1v=ZIP&2c=Columbus&2s=OH&2z=43229&2y=US&2l=40.0836&2g=-82.9729&2v=ZIP (http://www.mapquest.com/maps?1c=Lincoln&1s=NE&1z=68506&1y=US&1l=40.7846&1g=-96.6411&1v=ZIP&2c=Columbus&2s=OH&2z=43229&2y=US&2l=40.0836&2g=-82.9729&2v=ZIP)
I recommend visiting historic Hannibal, MO., boyhood home of Mark Twain.
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard :wtu:
oohh i love u dude. +K for the laughs! :-D
someone needs to get this guy a remedy for the love bite he's got going on!!!
Quote from: alcoholandcoffeebeans on June 23, 2010, 01:22:03 PM
Quote from: VA slim on June 23, 2010, 01:18:03 PM
Quote from: kellerb on June 23, 2010, 01:17:00 PM
Quote from: VA slim on June 23, 2010, 12:57:46 PM
HELP A BROTHHA OUT!!
http://www.mapquest.com/maps?1c=Lincoln&1s=NE&1z=68506&1y=US&1l=40.7846&1g=-96.6411&1v=ZIP&2c=Columbus&2s=OH&2z=43229&2y=US&2l=40.0836&2g=-82.9729&2v=ZIP (http://www.mapquest.com/maps?1c=Lincoln&1s=NE&1z=68506&1y=US&1l=40.7846&1g=-96.6411&1v=ZIP&2c=Columbus&2s=OH&2z=43229&2y=US&2l=40.0836&2g=-82.9729&2v=ZIP)
I recommend visiting historic Hannibal, MO., boyhood home of Mark Twain.
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard :wtu:
oohh i love u dude. +K for the laughs! :-D
someone needs to get this guy a remedy for the love bite he's got going on!!!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c3/Right_hand.JPG)
i blame redrum :-o
Quote from: VA slim on June 23, 2010, 01:42:14 PM
i blame redrum :-o
That's pretty much standard operating procedure in my opinion.
Quote from: guyforget on June 23, 2010, 12:47:25 PM
'grats man, hope that the two of you are very happy together!
Congrats bro :clap:
Best of luck
Quote from: VA slim on June 25, 2010, 03:19:09 PM
to clarify im just in love kids, but its been 13 years since that last happened, so its workin for me.... dont kill my buzz or :samurai:
And here I was thinking I was going to have to buy a gaming system in order to attend the first Sony PSP virtual network marriage.
Quote from: Superfreakie on June 25, 2010, 03:24:45 PM
Quote from: VA slim on June 25, 2010, 03:19:09 PM
to clarify im just in love kids, but its been 13 years since that last happened, so its workin for me.... dont kill my buzz or :samurai:
And here I was thinking I was going to have to buy a gaming system in order to attend the first Sony PSP virtual network marriage.
Nah, just eat a bunch of doses and smoke a big bowl of deemsters and you can witness it too.
fucking women....
talk to me in the today i'm dizunk thread
Quote from: McGrupp on September 21, 2010, 03:54:31 PM
fucking women....
Shouldn't this be in the "today I like" thread?
ex-girlfriends that refuse to leave you alone, lol
Quote from: antelope19 on November 19, 2010, 10:09:23 AM
ex-girlfriends that refuse to leave you alone, lol
1) proceed to bathroom
2) camera phone
3) ? ? ?
4) profit
So I move to Oregon this fall which resulted in my leaving a woman behind in Oklahoma. We still went to da fish at ACL and all that jazz... Well we parted ways and now that I am returning home for an undetermined amount of time we started talking about how neither of us wanted it to be awkward and that still think of each other as good friends.. I find out today that she has been telling all my friends (who she has met over the past few years & now hangs out with regularly ie: Lifeboy) that I am moving back for her and am back together with her. I have plans to move to Colorado with my best friend for many years after the New Years celebrations, she even had the guts to tell people that I have canceled those plans to stay in Oklahoma with her......
:frustrated:
Quote from: sophist on November 19, 2010, 11:13:13 AM
Quote from: antelope19 on November 19, 2010, 10:09:23 AM
ex-girlfriends that refuse to leave you alone, lol
1) proceed to bathroom
2) camera phone
3) ? ? ?
4) profit
set and match :roll:
Quote from: zimbra on November 19, 2010, 09:36:57 PM
So I move to Oregon this fall which resulted in my leaving a woman behind in Oklahoma. We still went to da fish at ACL and all that jazz... Well we parted ways and now that I am returning home for an undetermined amount of time we started talking about how neither of us wanted it to be awkward and that still think of each other as good friends.. I find out today that she has been telling all my friends (who she has met over the past few years & now hangs out with regularly ie: Lifeboy) that I am moving back for her and am back together with her. I have plans to move to Colorado with my best friend for many years after the New Years celebrations, she even had the guts to tell people that I have canceled those plans to stay in Oklahoma with her......
:frustrated:
(http://www.erowid.org/library/books/images/dsm_iv.jpg)
for her of course :wink:
im pretty sure im done w/ these creatures for eternity.
i always dreamed i'd be a monk when i was a kid.
now i know why.
its my destiny.
There's a great line from an okay movie uttered by Jack Nicholson, y'all might know it : Zoe : How do you write women so well?
Melvin: I think of a man. And I take away reason and accountability.
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It's just a line from a movie but I honestly don't know if I've ever read something so wise, profound and true.
Quote from: zimbra on November 19, 2010, 09:36:57 PM
So I move to Oregon this fall which resulted in my leaving a woman behind in Oklahoma. We still went to da fish at ACL and all that jazz... Well we parted ways and now that I am returning home for an undetermined amount of time we started talking about how neither of us wanted it to be awkward and that still think of each other as good friends.. I find out today that she has been telling all my friends (who she has met over the past few years & now hangs out with regularly ie: Lifeboy) that I am moving back for her and am back together with her. I have plans to move to Colorado with my best friend for many years after the New Years celebrations, she even had the guts to tell people that I have canceled those plans to stay in Oklahoma with her......
:frustrated:
Quote from: antelope19 on November 19, 2010, 10:09:23 AM
ex-girlfriends that refuse to leave you alone, lol
Quote from: bonebo on November 21, 2010, 12:53:45 PM
There's a great line from an okay movie uttered by Jack Nicholson, y'all might know it : Zoe : How do you write women so well?
Melvin: I think of a man. And I take away reason and accountability.
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It's just a line from a movie but I honestly don't know if I've ever read something so wise, profound and true.
"Good times, noodle salad. It's not so much what we have, it's all about what we don't have."
"Simon the fag, meet Carol the waitress"
Fuck 'em.
That is all.
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
A date rape drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs."
"Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.
Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.
After drinking "beer" men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something bad occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."
It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage."
Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female.
Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.
However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.
For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.
Quote from: goodabouthood on June 25, 2011, 11:42:14 AM
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
A date rape drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs."
"Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.
Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.
After drinking "beer" men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something bad occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."
It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage."
Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female.
Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.
However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.
For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.
GAH take home an ugly broad?
Quote from: zimbra on June 25, 2011, 11:57:37 AM
GAH take home an ugly broad?
The details must be a little hazy. :wink:
Quote from: MiamiPhish on June 25, 2011, 12:03:07 PM
Quote from: zimbra on June 25, 2011, 11:57:37 AM
GAH take home an ugly broad?
The details must be a little hazy. :wink:
I prefer to think of it as "padding my stats" :hereitisyousentimentalbastard
Quote from: goodabouthood on June 25, 2011, 12:33:18 PM
Quote from: MiamiPhish on June 25, 2011, 12:03:07 PM
Quote from: zimbra on June 25, 2011, 11:57:37 AM
GAH take home an ugly broad?
The details must be a little hazy. :wink:
I prefer to think of it as "padding my stats" :hereitisyousentimentalbastard
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/polskais1/UglyChicks.png)
If we're going there:
(http://peopleofcollege.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/beer_bottle_mouth_girl.jpg)
(http://peopleofcollege.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/dp.jpg)
(http://peopleofcollege.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/funny-picture03.jpg)
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
too much work. One day I will finely come across someone who is actually worthwhile.
Quote from: PleasedDog on July 18, 2011, 02:35:11 AM
too much work. One day I will finely come across someone who is actually worthwhile.
Tuesday night bud!
ETA: You must be doing something right because Saturday night after the bar you were going down on my girlfriend's bestfriend on my couch..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYHL6AYAwQU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwoM5fLITfk
Here's one for you:
Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night.
The next morning she told her husband
that she had slept over at a friend's house.
The man called his wife's 10 best friends.
None of them knew anything about it.
Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night.
The next morning he told his wife
that he had slept over at a friend's house.
The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there...
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
Quote from: goodabouthood on July 21, 2011, 10:25:03 AM
Here's one for you:
Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night.
The next morning she told her husband
that she had slept over at a friend's house.
The man called his wife's 10 best friends.
None of them knew anything about it.
Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night.
The next morning he told his wife
that he had slept over at a friend's house.
The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there...
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard :hereitisyousentimentalbastard
Quote from: goodabouthood on July 21, 2011, 10:25:03 AM
Here's one for you:
Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night.
The next morning she told her husband
that she had slept over at a friend's house.
The man called his wife's 10 best friends.
None of them knew anything about it.
Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night.
The next morning he told his wife
that he had slept over at a friend's house.
The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there...
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
This is so true, it's uncanny.
Quote from: goodabouthood on July 21, 2011, 10:25:03 AM
Here's one for you:
Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night.
The next morning she told her husband
that she had slept over at a friend's house.
The man called his wife's 10 best friends.
None of them knew anything about it.
Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night.
The next morning he told his wife
that he had slept over at a friend's house.
The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there...
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
Good stuff
I like these creatures lately, last few months have been a blast because of one in particular. So I have to come in here and brag...
Phish, whiskey, star wars, rolling stones, & sushi make her list of things she enjoys plus she works at a liquor store so we get discounts like crazy! :beers:
/feelgoodaboutwomentodayrant
I've really been liking girls lately. Liking Phish and not being super ugly are basically my only requirements. Thant's not too hard to ask, is it?
Quote from: WhatstheUse? on August 22, 2011, 12:51:52 PM
I've really been liking girls lately.
Good to hear Scotty, there have been some rumors floating around as of late. :wink:
Zimbra, WTU, I think you're misinterpreting what the !!!!'s mean in this thread title.
Quote from: WhatstheUse? on August 22, 2011, 12:51:52 PM
I've really been liking girls lately. Liking Phish and not being super ugly are basically my only requirements. Thant's not too hard to ask, is it?
I definitely thought you were going to say as long as they are healthy and happy and doing what they enjoy. :-D
Quote from: kellerb on August 22, 2011, 12:57:17 PM
Zimbra, WTU, I think you're misinterpreting what the !!!!'s mean in this thread title.
Well normally my contributions are of my late night escapades dealing with booze and drunk coeds so I had to post something of the latter this time around(I have a gf now days, I have to be positive about these creatures).
Quote from: kellerb on August 22, 2011, 12:57:17 PM
Zimbra, WTU, I think you're misinterpreting what the !!!!'s mean in this thread title.
Yeah, they're definitely doing it wrong. But if that means doing zimbras girl, I don't wanna be right! :evil:
Quote from: kellerb on August 22, 2011, 12:57:17 PM
Zimbra, WTU, I think you're misinterpreting what the !!!!'s mean in this thread title.
sorry.
I'VE BEEN REALLY LIKING GIRLS LATELY!!!!
Quote from: WhatstheUse? on August 22, 2011, 01:27:48 PM
I'VE BEEN REALLY LIKING GIRLS LATELY!!!!
Does this mean you were "really liking boys" until recently???
Terry
Nah it just means i haven't gotten laid in too long! :tte:
Quote from: WhatstheUse? on August 22, 2011, 03:42:03 PM
Nah it just means i haven't gotten laid in too long! :tte:
is that single condom still in your toiletry bag from leg I?
Quote from: goodabouthood on August 22, 2011, 01:26:39 PM
Quote from: kellerb on August 22, 2011, 12:57:17 PM
Zimbra, WTU, I think you're misinterpreting what the !!!!'s mean in this thread title.
Yeah, they're definitely doing it wrong. But if that means doing zimbras girl, I don't wanna be right! :evil:
Well thank you GAH.
Quote from: sophist on August 22, 2011, 03:49:57 PM
Quote from: WhatstheUse? on August 22, 2011, 03:42:03 PM
Nah it just means i haven't gotten laid in too long! :tte:
is that single condom still in your toiletry bag from leg I?
:cry:
Quote from: WhatstheUse? on August 22, 2011, 03:58:21 PM
Quote from: sophist on August 22, 2011, 03:49:57 PM
Quote from: WhatstheUse? on August 22, 2011, 03:42:03 PM
Nah it just means i haven't gotten laid in too long! :tte:
is that single condom still in your toiletry bag from leg I?
:cry:
Damn it. I can't find that photo. I'm laughing my ass off at that conversation though. That was redic.
Quote from: sophist on August 23, 2011, 10:40:43 AM
Quote from: WhatstheUse? on August 22, 2011, 03:58:21 PM
Quote from: sophist on August 22, 2011, 03:49:57 PM
Quote from: WhatstheUse? on August 22, 2011, 03:42:03 PM
Nah it just means i haven't gotten laid in too long! :tte:
is that single condom still in your toiletry bag from leg I?
:cry:
Damn it. I can't find that photo. I'm laughing my ass off at that conversation though. That was redic.
Reality is hilarious. My life is one big joke. I can't wait for the punch line!
Quote from: WhatstheUse? on August 23, 2011, 01:05:16 PM
Quote from: sophist on August 23, 2011, 10:40:43 AM
Quote from: WhatstheUse? on August 22, 2011, 03:58:21 PM
Quote from: sophist on August 22, 2011, 03:49:57 PM
Quote from: WhatstheUse? on August 22, 2011, 03:42:03 PM
Nah it just means i haven't gotten laid in too long! :tte:
is that single condom still in your toiletry bag from leg I?
:cry:
Damn it. I can't find that photo. I'm laughing my ass off at that conversation though. That was redic.
Reality is hilarious. My life is one big joke. I can't wait for the punch line!
Ah Scotty. It wasn't meant to be that way. I was laughing with ya about it.
Quote from: WhatstheUse? on August 23, 2011, 01:05:16 PM
Quote from: sophist on August 23, 2011, 10:40:43 AM
Quote from: WhatstheUse? on August 22, 2011, 03:58:21 PM
Quote from: sophist on August 22, 2011, 03:49:57 PM
Quote from: WhatstheUse? on August 22, 2011, 03:42:03 PM
Nah it just means i haven't gotten laid in too long! :tte:
is that single condom still in your toiletry bag from leg I?
:cry:
Damn it. I can't find that photo. I'm laughing my ass off at that conversation though. That was redic.
Reality is hilarious. My life is one big joke. I can't wait for the punch line!
HA! I said something along these lines years ago as well. Enjoy it! :beers:
Quote from: sophist on August 23, 2011, 01:20:32 PM
Quote from: WhatstheUse? on August 23, 2011, 01:05:16 PM
Quote from: sophist on August 23, 2011, 10:40:43 AM
Quote from: WhatstheUse? on August 22, 2011, 03:58:21 PM
Quote from: sophist on August 22, 2011, 03:49:57 PM
Quote from: WhatstheUse? on August 22, 2011, 03:42:03 PM
Nah it just means i haven't gotten laid in too long! :tte:
is that single condom still in your toiletry bag from leg I?
:cry:
Damn it. I can't find that photo. I'm laughing my ass off at that conversation though. That was redic.
Reality is hilarious. My life is one big joke. I can't wait for the punch line!
Ah Scotty. It wasn't meant to be that way. I was laughing with ya about it.
Oh, of course. My comment was genuinely positive!
Fucking eh...
Quote from: zimbra on July 18, 2011, 08:58:36 AM
Quote from: PleasedDog on July 18, 2011, 02:35:11 AM
too much work. One day I will finely come across someone who is actually worthwhile.
Tuesday night bud!
ETA: You must be doing something right because Saturday night after the bar you were going down on my girlfriend's bestfriend on my couch..
whoa whoa whoa! hahahaa how did i miss this?!? props, gunnar. i'm not even gonna ask who it was....
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
but yeah, they're too much work. i had to drop ol' girl. she was fucking hot, but nothing like me whatsoever.
Quote from: Lifeboy on September 16, 2011, 12:57:16 AM
Quote from: zimbra on July 18, 2011, 08:58:36 AM
Quote from: PleasedDog on July 18, 2011, 02:35:11 AM
too much work. One day I will finely come across someone who is actually worthwhile.
Tuesday night bud!
ETA: You must be doing something right because Saturday night after the bar you were going down on my girlfriend's bestfriend on my couch..
whoa whoa whoa! hahahaa how did i miss this?!? props, gunnar. i'm not even gonna ask who it was....
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
but yeah, they're too much work. i had to drop ol' girl. she was fucking hot, but nothing like me whatsoever.
My girlfriend is awesome
Quote from: zimbra on September 16, 2011, 05:15:52 PM
Quote from: Lifeboy on September 16, 2011, 12:57:16 AM
Quote from: zimbra on July 18, 2011, 08:58:36 AM
Quote from: PleasedDog on July 18, 2011, 02:35:11 AM
too much work. One day I will finely come across someone who is actually worthwhile.
Tuesday night bud!
ETA: You must be doing something right because Saturday night after the bar you were going down on my girlfriend's bestfriend on my couch..
whoa whoa whoa! hahahaa how did i miss this?!? props, gunnar. i'm not even gonna ask who it was....
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
but yeah, they're too much work. i had to drop ol' girl. she was fucking hot, but nothing like me whatsoever.
My girlfriend is awesome
:roll:
Quote from: PleasedDog on October 05, 2011, 04:20:42 PM
Quote from: zimbra on September 16, 2011, 05:15:52 PM
Quote from: Lifeboy on September 16, 2011, 12:57:16 AM
Quote from: zimbra on July 18, 2011, 08:58:36 AM
Quote from: PleasedDog on July 18, 2011, 02:35:11 AM
too much work. One day I will finely come across someone who is actually worthwhile.
Tuesday night bud!
ETA: You must be doing something right because Saturday night after the bar you were going down on my girlfriend's bestfriend on my couch..
whoa whoa whoa! hahahaa how did i miss this?!? props, gunnar. i'm not even gonna ask who it was....
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
but yeah, they're too much work. i had to drop ol' girl. she was fucking hot, but nothing like me whatsoever.
My girlfriend is awesome
:roll:
Don't make me start son.
"honeymoon stage"
Quote from: Lifeboy on October 05, 2011, 04:26:18 PM
"honeymoon stage"
I've just been waiting for someone else to start posting in this thread again. Every time I check out the index I see the last post is from Zimbra and I know exactly what it says.
"47!"
If Zimbra's girl likes Phish so much then why doesn't he get her on the Paug? I think most everyone would appreciate some fresh tuna around here.
Quote from: PleasedDog on October 15, 2011, 02:53:18 PM
If Zimbra's girl likes Phish so much then why doesn't he get her on the Paug? I think most everyone would appreciate some fresh tuna around here.
Shit, these nerds would run her off within a few hours. And I would probably contribute to that. :evil:
Plus, she doesn't like Phish/our other music like we like it, and I'm almost positive she doesn't listen to it religiously. She probably likes it just like every other girl in our group likes it - not enough to discuss it unless they're around us or they're at an actual show, so putting hours a day into posting on a message board full of nerds (such as myself), is most likely out of the question.
No posting, and no jams.
eta: plus, you think Jack would even want her posting here? This is the one place where he doesn't have to put up with her. :evil:
i'm officially off the market.
i've decided my childhood dream of being a monk was the right idea.
your loss ladies.
Quote from: Lifeboy on October 15, 2011, 04:51:45 PM
Quote from: PleasedDog on October 15, 2011, 02:53:18 PM
If Zimbra's girl likes Phish so much then why doesn't he get her on the Paug? I think most everyone would appreciate some fresh tuna around here.
Shit, these nerds would run her off within a few hours. And I would probably contribute to that. :evil:
Plus, she doesn't like Phish/our other music like we like it, and I'm almost positive she doesn't listen to it religiously. She probably likes it just like every other girl in our group likes it - not enough to discuss it unless they're around us or they're at an actual show, so putting hours a day into posting on a message board full of nerds (such as myself), is most likely out of the question.
No posting, and no jams.
eta: plus, you think Jack would even want her posting here? This is the one place where he doesn't have to put up with her. :evil:
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
I wonder how many females are actually registered on the Paug (and have at least 50 posts). Maybe RJ could tell us. But when a girl I know says that she "likes" Phish I can't help but be a complete dick and laugh. I've heard one girl say it sounded like the theme music to Seinfeld. :-D
I think jack would love for what's her face to be on the Paug. :wink:
Quote from: PleasedDog on October 15, 2011, 06:10:05 PM
Quote from: Lifeboy on October 15, 2011, 04:51:45 PM
Quote from: PleasedDog on October 15, 2011, 02:53:18 PM
If Zimbra's girl likes Phish so much then why doesn't he get her on the Paug? I think most everyone would appreciate some fresh tuna around here.
Shit, these nerds would run her off within a few hours. And I would probably contribute to that. :evil:
Plus, she doesn't like Phish/our other music like we like it, and I'm almost positive she doesn't listen to it religiously. She probably likes it just like every other girl in our group likes it - not enough to discuss it unless they're around us or they're at an actual show, so putting hours a day into posting on a message board full of nerds (such as myself), is most likely out of the question.
No posting, and no jams.
eta: plus, you think Jack would even want her posting here? This is the one place where he doesn't have to put up with her. :evil:
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
I wonder how many females are actually registered on the Paug (and have at least 50 posts). Maybe RJ could tell us. But when a girl I know says that she "likes" Phish I can't help but be a complete dick and laugh. I've heard one girl say it sounded like the theme music to Seinfeld. :-D
I think jack would love for what's her face to be on the Paug. :wink:
thats odd. back in the day i probably knew more girls that were into phish than guys.
Quote from: VA $l!m on October 15, 2011, 06:36:40 PM
Quote from: PleasedDog on October 15, 2011, 06:10:05 PM
Quote from: Lifeboy on October 15, 2011, 04:51:45 PM
Quote from: PleasedDog on October 15, 2011, 02:53:18 PM
If Zimbra's girl likes Phish so much then why doesn't he get her on the Paug? I think most everyone would appreciate some fresh tuna around here.
Shit, these nerds would run her off within a few hours. And I would probably contribute to that. :evil:
Plus, she doesn't like Phish/our other music like we like it, and I'm almost positive she doesn't listen to it religiously. She probably likes it just like every other girl in our group likes it - not enough to discuss it unless they're around us or they're at an actual show, so putting hours a day into posting on a message board full of nerds (such as myself), is most likely out of the question.
No posting, and no jams.
eta: plus, you think Jack would even want her posting here? This is the one place where he doesn't have to put up with her. :evil:
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
I wonder how many females are actually registered on the Paug (and have at least 50 posts). Maybe RJ could tell us. But when a girl I know says that she "likes" Phish I can't help but be a complete dick and laugh. I've heard one girl say it sounded like the theme music to Seinfeld. :-D
I think jack would love for what's her face to be on the Paug. :wink:
thats odd. back in the day i probably knew more girls that were into phish than guys.
Now
that's odd, Slim. Much more odd than what p-dawg said.
But I'm sure there were way fewer females n00bs back in the day than there are now.
Phish shows seem like complete sausage fests now days.
Just about every female that I have met at show that claims to like phish can't name one well-known "jam", and listens to studio versions of character zero and sample. And not just girls my age, but much older.
And they just *LUV* Joy.
P-dawg, lol.
Quote from: Lifeboy on October 15, 2011, 08:51:22 PM
Quote from: VA $l!m on October 15, 2011, 06:36:40 PM
Quote from: PleasedDog on October 15, 2011, 06:10:05 PM
Quote from: Lifeboy on October 15, 2011, 04:51:45 PM
Quote from: PleasedDog on October 15, 2011, 02:53:18 PM
If Zimbra's girl likes Phish so much then why doesn't he get her on the Paug? I think most everyone would appreciate some fresh tuna around here.
Shit, these nerds would run her off within a few hours. And I would probably contribute to that. :evil:
Plus, she doesn't like Phish/our other music like we like it, and I'm almost positive she doesn't listen to it religiously. She probably likes it just like every other girl in our group likes it - not enough to discuss it unless they're around us or they're at an actual show, so putting hours a day into posting on a message board full of nerds (such as myself), is most likely out of the question.
No posting, and no jams.
eta: plus, you think Jack would even want her posting here? This is the one place where he doesn't have to put up with her. :evil:
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
I wonder how many females are actually registered on the Paug (and have at least 50 posts). Maybe RJ could tell us. But when a girl I know says that she "likes" Phish I can't help but be a complete dick and laugh. I've heard one girl say it sounded like the theme music to Seinfeld. :-D
I think jack would love for what's her face to be on the Paug. :wink:
thats odd. back in the day i probably knew more girls that were into phish than guys.
Now that's odd, Slim. Much more odd than what p-dawg said.
But I'm sure there were way fewer females n00bs back in the day than there are now.
Phish shows seem like complete sausage fests now days.
Just about every female that I have met at show that claims to like phish can't name one well-known "jam", and listens to studio versions of character zero and sample. And not just girls my age, but much older.
And they just *LUV* Joy.
as a well known philanderer once said: " thats right, the women are smarter"
I see what you did slim.
Quote from: VA $l!m on October 15, 2011, 05:53:34 PM
i'm officially off the market.
i've decided my childhood dream of being a monk was the right idea.
your loss ladies.
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2500/3763632413_bc26724ab8.jpg)
Quote from: PleasedDog on October 15, 2011, 06:10:05 PM
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
I wonder how many females are actually registered on the Paug (and have at least 50 posts). Maybe RJ could tell us. But when a girl I know says that she "likes" Phish I can't help but be a complete dick and laugh. I've heard one girl say it sounded like the theme music to Seinfeld. :-D
I think jack would love for what's her face to be on the Paug. :wink:
lets see..
AACB
Hoodie
Gimmetela
messengerbird
Phuzzyphish
iamhydroJen
..am I missing anyone? I know for a fact that these 6 wonderful ladies love Phish as much as any of us dudes!
Quote from: WhatstheUse? on October 17, 2011, 04:38:45 PM
Quote from: PleasedDog on October 15, 2011, 06:10:05 PM
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
I wonder how many females are actually registered on the Paug (and have at least 50 posts). Maybe RJ could tell us. But when a girl I know says that she "likes" Phish I can't help but be a complete dick and laugh. I've heard one girl say it sounded like the theme music to Seinfeld. :-D
I think jack would love for what's her face to be on the Paug. :wink:
lets see..
AACB
Hoodie
Gimmetela
messengerbird
Phuzzyphish
iamhydroJen
..am I missing anyone? I know for a fact that these 6 wonderful ladies love Phish as much as any of us dudes!
I don't pay attention to handles much, but who was that crazy woman?
I think she should be hooked up with one of these noobs.
:laugh:
NewLeaf. I left her off that list for a reason...
Quote from: WhatstheUse? on October 17, 2011, 04:44:44 PM
:laugh:
NewLeaf. I left her off that list for a reason...
that is who I thought it was but I didn't want to be insulting to someone by accident. I usually like it to be intentional.
I even think to my music collection. off the top of my head, I can think of 2 females that were as instrumental in spreading sources around as anyone. and several others that were in the trading scene.
the ratio is low, but there are plenty of women as obsessed as us (or moreso).
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I wonder how many females are actually registered on the Paug (and have at least 50 posts). Maybe RJ could tell us. But when a girl I know says that she "likes" Phish I can't help but be a complete dick and laugh. I've heard one girl say it sounded like the theme music to Seinfeld. :-D
I think jack would love for what's her face to be on the Paug. :wink:
lets see..
AACB
Hoodie
Gimmetela
messengerbird
Phuzzyphish
iamhydroJen
..am I missing anyone? I know for a fact that these 6 wonderful ladies love Phish as much as any of us dudes!
Always a charmer.
Abbey is never allowed to join us, never...
Quote from: zimbra on October 17, 2011, 05:33:45 PM
Abbey is never allowed to join us, never...
Even if she threatened to never give you a handy at the movies again.
Quote from: PleasedDog on October 17, 2011, 05:43:24 PM
Quote from: zimbra on October 17, 2011, 05:33:45 PM
Abbey is never allowed to join us, never...
Even if she threatened to never give you a handy at the movies again.
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
BOOM!
she would probably have an invitation if that happened.
some of us are ok ;)
...it's just that life gets in the way sometimes.
Quote from: VA $l!m on October 15, 2011, 05:53:34 PM
i'm officially off the market.
i've decided my childhood dream of being a monk was the right idea.
your loss ladies.
Russell Ziskey: You could join a monastery.
John Winger: Did you ever see a monk get wildly fucked by some teenage girls?
Russell Ziskey: Never.
John Winger: So much for the monastery.
Quote from: ytowndan on October 18, 2011, 12:49:26 AM
Quote from: VA $l!m on October 15, 2011, 05:53:34 PM
i'm officially off the market.
i've decided my childhood dream of being a monk was the right idea.
your loss ladies.
Russell Ziskey: You could join a monastery.
John Winger: Did you ever see a monk get wildly fucked by some teenage girls?
Russell Ziskey: Never.
John Winger: So much for the monastery.
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Quote from: VA $l!m on October 15, 2011, 06:36:40 PM
Quote from: PleasedDog on October 15, 2011, 06:10:05 PM
Quote from: Lifeboy on October 15, 2011, 04:51:45 PM
Quote from: PleasedDog on October 15, 2011, 02:53:18 PM
If Zimbra's girl likes Phish so much then why doesn't he get her on the Paug? I think most everyone would appreciate some fresh tuna around here.
Shit, these nerds would run her off within a few hours. And I would probably contribute to that. :evil:
Plus, she doesn't like Phish/our other music like we like it, and I'm almost positive she doesn't listen to it religiously. She probably likes it just like every other girl in our group likes it - not enough to discuss it unless they're around us or they're at an actual show, so putting hours a day into posting on a message board full of nerds (such as myself), is most likely out of the question.
No posting, and no jams.
eta: plus, you think Jack would even want her posting here? This is the one place where he doesn't have to put up with her. :evil:
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
I wonder how many females are actually registered on the Paug (and have at least 50 posts). Maybe RJ could tell us. But when a girl I know says that she "likes" Phish I can't help but be a complete dick and laugh. I've heard one girl say it sounded like the theme music to Seinfeld. :-D
I think jack would love for what's her face to be on the Paug. :wink:
thats odd. back in the day i probably knew more girls that were into phish than guys.
I'd argue they all grew up and moved on with their lives...guys, well, we never grow up.
WOMEN
Two female friends are catching up: "So, how was your evening last night?"
"A disaster! After getting home, my dear beloved hubby wolfed down the dinner that took me all afternoon to prepare in 4 minutes, 'granted' me 3 minutes of passionate love before rolling over and falling asleep 2 minutes later. And you?"
"Oh, mine was incredible. My hubby was waiting for me to get back home from work. He took me out for a very romantic dinner. We then walked back home, under an amazing starry sky, along the canal, for a good two hours. Once home, he lit up all the candles we had and our foreplay lasted for an hour. We then made love for another hour and then we chatted until late. It was wonderful..."
MEN
Meanwhile, at the pub, the husbands are 'networking': "So, how was your evening last night?"
"Great! When I came home, the food was ready. I ate, we shagged and I fell asleep. You?"
"A nightmare! I came home earlier to fix the kitchen shelf. When I switched on the power drill, the fuse went out. The whole house went into darkness. Couldn't find the bloody fuse box, so when my better half arrived, I took her out. It was the only thing to do to avoid getting an earful...! Dinner was so expensive that I couldn't afford the taxi back home, so we had to walk home. Once there, the house was still in the dark, obviously, so I had to light all these fucking candles to avoid knocking everything down. I was so wound up that it took me an hour to get a hard on, and another one to come. In the end, I was so pissed off that it took me ages to fall asleep, while she kept yapping on and on about everything and nothing..."
LOL!
Quote from: antelope19 on November 22, 2011, 12:49:10 PM
LOL!
Still looking forward to marriage? :hereitisyousentimentalbastard
agh!
fuck em.
Quote from: gah on December 09, 2013, 02:12:59 PM
fuck em.
Correct. I try to do this every time I'm at the bar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LGEiIL1__s
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
I love that one.
When he 'goes dead' on the tree - classic!