This'll be a tough one to narrow down so, I thought I'd open it up for nominations. A fun source for quotes is here: http://week4paug.net/index.php/topic,6224.0.html in the Best Quote Ever thread. Remember, only quotes/posts from 2007 are applicable.
So lets see your nominations. I'll be back with one or two soon.
Quote from: Gumbo72203 on May 15, 2007, 02:47:43 PM
Even though I know you're all being sarcastic, I really have a feeling that these guys are on the crest of a wave thats about to hit.... kinda like Phish in 93/94 when they made the jump to arena's and sheds pretty much permanently.
Afaik their last tour sold out every show, so I'm really expecting them to be able to pull MSG later in the year.
Quote from: August on February 05, 2007, 08:01:38 PM
THE MILD-MANNERED AND SOFT SPOKEN MAN THAT WAS AUGUST, IS LONG GONE!
LET ME TAKE THE TIME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.
I AM AUGUSTUS 5000, HALF ROBOT/ HALF MACHINE.
ALL MAN!
I'M ALSO REALLY INTO DISCUSSING MUSIC, ONLINE TRADING AND SHARING, AS WELL AS GENERAL AUDIO AND INTERNET TECHNOLOGY.
FOR EXAMPLE, I THOUGHT MADONNA REALLY BLEW HER WAD AFTER PAPA DON'T PREACH.
I ALSO KEEP A LIST AT DB.ETREE.ORG.
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK IT OUT WHEN YOU GET A MINUTE.
OH YEAH, I'M REALLY DOWN WITH PUNCHING PEOPLE IN THE STOMACH!
I'M ALSO PRONE TO BLACKOUTS AND SCHIZOPHRENIC EPISODE
EVIDENCE
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FURTHER EVIDENCE
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MYSELF AND MY HALF-COUSIN, SHAKEDOWN 3000, BEFORE BRUNCH AT SPAGGO
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LETTING SOMEONE GET THE FIRST SHOT ON THE ROOFTOP
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THIS IS MY BEST FRIEND, ROB
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AND HERE IS ROB BEFORE THE BABY CAME OUT
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THIS IS SOME KID PUKING HIS FACE OFF
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PAGE & A FUCKING FOOTBALL PLAYER
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RONALD PISSING HIS PANTS
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THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND
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AND ME PUNCHING THE LITTLE GIRL AGAIN
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A5K
Quote from: rowjimmy on November 19, 2007, 10:06:45 AM
Quote from: Gumbo72203 on May 15, 2007, 02:47:43 PM
Even though I know you're all being sarcastic, I really have a feeling that these guys are on the crest of a wave thats about to hit.... kinda like Phish in 93/94 when they made the jump to arena's and sheds pretty much permanently.
Afaik their last tour sold out every show, so I'm really expecting them to be able to pull MSG later in the year.
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So....are TDB playing MSG next month?
a
i don't read.
Quote from: August on November 19, 2007, 10:09:54 AM
So....are TDB playing MSG next month?
a
yes they are, check the tourdates
maybe you weren't told about the new MSG...Manny's Stinky Garage, they headline weekly
http://week4paug.net/index.php/topic,6631.msg105865.html#msg105865
phan003 submits his ultimate SCI setlist:
QuoteI'm pretty sure(97.365789009%) you can sum up every post 2000 setlist as:
set I:
crap ->
semi trippy, but really repetitive jam ->
slide jam ->
we should play some bluegrass,
crappy cover of miles davis ->
electronic jam ->
slide jam ->
one man drum jam ->
Mouna Bowa
end set
set II:
Rollover ->
repeat of semi trippy, but repetitive jam ->
crap II ->
poor attempt at psychedelic rock ->
new song,
bluegrass ->
slide jam ->
crap III ->
Rollever
Encore:
why the fuck are people clapping?
ha wow thats harsh....but funny.
Quote from: mattstick on February 14, 2007, 01:49:28 PM
OK, I have a fever that is thru the roof and I'm feeling a little psychic - and with baseball stories starting to stream across the wire I thought I would make some 2007 predictions.
AL East
NYY
TORONTO (WILD CARD)
BALTIMORE
BOSTON
TAMPA
AL CENTRAL
CHICAGO
CLEVELAND
MINNESOTA
DETROIT
KANSAS CITY
AL WEST
LAA
TEXAS
SEATTLE
OAKLAND
NL EAST
ATLANTA
NYM (WILDCARD)
PHIL
FLORIDA
WASHINGTON
NL CENTRAL
ST. LOUIS
HOUSTON
CHICAGO
MIL
CINN
PITT
NL WEST
LAD
ARIZONA
SAN FRAN
SAN DIEGO
COLORADO
AL MVP - Vernon Wells
AL Cy Young - Chien Ming-Wong
NL MVP - Albert
NL Cy Young - seemingly impossible to predict so.... Freddy Garcia
Any other predictions?
I got one right!
You can't really say shit because 1) you got PWN3D by me in Fantasy Baseball and 2) I don't see any of your predictions finally, 3) my fever was through the roof and I was living in Europe.
Ouch!!
Quote from: mattstick on November 20, 2007, 05:29:11 PM
finally, 3) my fever was through the roof and I was living in Europe.
You should have tried more cowbell
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Quote[Fri 14:43] <hoodie22> wait, aug isn't really a chick? you're kidding?
i don't think that's the first time aug's been mistaken as a lady.
(and just then, "The Lady is a Tramp" popped in my head...weird.)_
there was no mistake here. i was being sarcastic.
yeah because sarcasm is sooooooo hard to detect on the internets :roll:
Quote from: hoodie22 on November 30, 2007, 03:02:43 PM
there was no mistake here. i was being sarcastic.
i gotcha. okay. back to my hole.
Quote from: hoodie22 on November 30, 2007, 03:02:43 PM
there was no mistake here. i was being sarcastic.
Dude, way to screw up your nomination.
Sarcastic or not, taken out of context, the line stands up as a legitimate nominee.
Plus the exclusivity of having the only 'chat' quote provides that extra that you just can't buy in stores.
Wait--I can buy a nomination in a store?
Quote from: rowjimmy on November 30, 2007, 04:41:18 PM
Sarcastic or not, taken out of context, the line stands up as a legitimate nominee.
Plus the exclusivity of having the only 'chat' quote provides that extra that you just can't buy in stores.
true. And I had plenty of quotables in that hour or so, but they probably just went in tet's secret file.
Quote from: Wolfmansbrother on November 30, 2007, 03:14:46 PM
yeah because sarcasm is sooooooo hard to detect on the internets :roll:
no it's not.
Quote from: kellerb on November 30, 2007, 07:03:27 PM
true. And I had plenty of quotables in that hour or so, but they probably just went in tet's secret file.
it's not secret.
and that's not sarcasm either.
wait, i just confused myself.
sarcasm? - what's that?
Quote from: reddrum on November 30, 2007, 08:26:47 PM
sarcasm? - what's that?
Its like sarchasm, but harder to detect on the internets.
Quote from: reddrum on November 30, 2007, 09:13:21 PM
wuts the intramets?
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That one gets me everytime!
Regarding Vegas 'o4 -
Quote from: Gumbo72203 on December 03, 2007, 11:14:18 AM
Because i think the playing is great; it reminds me a lot of 94/95 for some reason, in the weird wacky jamming.
Quote from: August on December 03, 2007, 11:24:00 AM
Regarding Vegas 'o4 -
Quote from: Gumbo72203 on December 03, 2007, 11:14:18 AM
Because i think the playing is great; it reminds me a lot of 94/95 for some reason, in the weird wacky jamming.
O.
M.
G.
daaaaamn
has weird and wacky become secret code for total dogshit?
Quote from: caravan2001 on December 03, 2007, 09:07:50 PM
has weird and wacky become secret code for total dogshit?
Dude, all the kids are saying it these days. Get with the times man. :-D
labrador, maaaan
I never smoked no labrador....
It's kinda shitty.
you know, that stuff that's tied to a stick?
Clearly, I'm lost
still lost... :|
Quote from: August on December 03, 2007, 11:24:00 AM
Regarding Vegas 'o4 -
Quote from: Gumbo72203 on December 03, 2007, 11:14:18 AM
Because i think the playing is great; it reminds me a lot of 94/95 for some reason, in the weird wacky jamming.
excellent choice.
you make great picks like everyday.
but this one, my friend, has been one of your greatest.
No, my dog ate my stash man...I had to follow him around for three days to get it back
good thing none of my post made this chart :wink:
Quote from: tehdead on December 07, 2007, 10:34:42 PM
good thing none of my post made this chart :wink:
:-D
Quote from: nab on December 08, 2007, 12:13:39 AM
Quote from: tehdead on December 07, 2007, 10:34:42 PM
good thing none of my post made this chart :wink:
:-D
tehdead is trying to self-nominate or something. Possibly by accident
Quote from: tehdead on February 25, 2007, 06:36:23 PM
If you ever go to another festival and want any kind of ganja food my cousin goes to all the festivals and sells the best ganja food out there. he makes the butter and then makes the food from the butter and there sooo good. Hes a heavy set hippie with really nice dreads you can pick him out of a crowd of about 1,000,000
dam :|
burned :evil:
Quote from: rowjimmy on December 08, 2007, 10:16:25 AM
Quote from: tehdead on February 25, 2007, 06:36:23 PM
If you ever go to another festival and want any kind of ganja food my cousin goes to all the festivals and sells the best ganja food out there. he makes the butter and then makes the food from the butter and there sooo good. Hes a heavy set hippie with really nice dreads you can pick him out of a crowd of about 1,000,000
I've never seen a crowd of a million :roll:
I do have a friend who's 6'6", I can pick him out of a crowd of roughly 15-20k, so this guy must be really heavy set :lol:
Quote from: disco on December 11, 2007, 08:22:17 PM
Quote from: rowjimmy on December 08, 2007, 10:16:25 AM
Quote from: tehdead on February 25, 2007, 06:36:23 PM
If you ever go to another festival and want any kind of ganja food my cousin goes to all the festivals and sells the best ganja food out there. he makes the butter and then makes the food from the butter and there sooo good. Hes a heavy set hippie with really nice dreads you can pick him out of a crowd of about 1,000,000
I've never seen a crowd of a million :roll:
I do have a friend who's 6'6", I can pick him out of a crowd of roughly 15-20k, so this guy must be really heavy set :lol:
I've been in a crowd of 100k... It's bigtacular.
I always wonder just how many people really were at Coventry, we'll never know for sure. . .
Quote from: Hicks on December 11, 2007, 09:36:40 PM
I always wonder just how many people really were at Coventry, we'll never know for sure. . .
My guess is 60-70k. But I'm no statistician.
anyone see the video of the Stones concert in BRazil?
holy shit.
broke the biggest concert ever record.
forget what it was... 1 million?
Quote from: sunrisevt on December 12, 2007, 02:43:06 PM
Quote from: Hicks on December 11, 2007, 09:36:40 PM
I always wonder just how many people really were at Coventry, we'll never know for sure. . .
My guess is 60-70k. But I'm no statistician.
Sounds about right, although I'm inclined to say more like 70-75K
Quote from: VA slim on December 12, 2007, 05:48:45 PM
anyone see the video of the Stones concert in BRazil?
holy shit.
broke the biggest concert ever record.
forget what it was... 1 million?
yeah I saw a clip of it and I think it was a million, that's pretty nutso.
Quote from: August on April 14, 2007, 12:12:38 PM
BEST SHRED VEHICLE EVAR!!!!!!
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A
:-D
Quote from: Hicks on December 12, 2007, 10:35:15 PM
Quote from: sunrisevt on December 12, 2007, 02:43:06 PM
Quote from: Hicks on December 11, 2007, 09:36:40 PM
I always wonder just how many people really were at Coventry, we'll never know for sure. . .
My guess is 60-70k. But I'm no statistician.
Sounds about right, although I'm inclined to say more like 70-75K
Quote from: VA slim on December 12, 2007, 05:48:45 PM
anyone see the video of the Stones concert in BRazil?
holy shit.
broke the biggest concert ever record.
forget what it was... 1 million?
yeah I saw a clip of it and I think it was a million, that's pretty nutso.
Yeah, they are saying that that Stones concert was 1,000,000 people. I went to Peter Gabriel and Ziggy Marley for free at Golden Gate Park in '93 (Womad Fest) and that was 100,000, which I think is the biggest show I ever saw....maybe Live Aid, but I think this was bigger, and it was HUGE....can't imagine a million
Quote from: caravan2001 on October 23, 2007, 09:38:09 PM
12/1/94 is the shizz, so is the night before (fixin to die?)....as an aside note, I listened to the 4/3/98 Roses for the first time (first real time) and I have to say it flippin rules.....I hated the Island tour while I was attending it, and never gave this Roses a fair shake..well I have heard it 2 times since Saturday (1 time doob/1 time no doob) and it finally did it for me....so weird how I could be bored by it for years, then one day you put on the ipod while picking up dogshit in your yard and it's like the greatest thing you've ever heard! I'm gonna spin this Bozeman joint right now and give it a listen...it's been a couple years...no doob though, it's bubbler time :wink:
Quote from: caravan2001 on December 15, 2007, 06:03:36 PM
Quote from: Hicks on December 12, 2007, 10:35:15 PM
Quote from: sunrisevt on December 12, 2007, 02:43:06 PM
Quote from: Hicks on December 11, 2007, 09:36:40 PM
I always wonder just how many people really were at Coventry, we'll never know for sure. . .
My guess is 60-70k. But I'm no statistician.
Sounds about right, although I'm inclined to say more like 70-75K
Quote from: VA slim on December 12, 2007, 05:48:45 PM
anyone see the video of the Stones concert in BRazil?
holy shit.
broke the biggest concert ever record.
forget what it was... 1 million?
yeah I saw a clip of it and I think it was a million, that's pretty nutso.
Yeah, they are saying that that Stones concert was 1,000,000 people. I went to Peter Gabriel and Ziggy Marley for free at Golden Gate Park in '93 (Womad Fest) and that was 100,000, which I think is the biggest show I ever saw....maybe Live Aid, but I think this was bigger, and it was HUGE....can't imagine a million
yea. I was at Simon & Garfunkle concert in the Park in 82 or so. According to the Wiki, there were over 500,000 people. There were a lot of people there, but I was surprised to see that #. I can't imagine what 1 mill would be.
My guess is extremely annoying. :-)
And stinky.