Rd. 1: Full Metal Jacket vs. Unforgiven

[PIE-GUY]

I have a theory that the sucky sucky hooker is also the sniper at the end of the movie.  But I haven't gone back to really research my theory.  More of an interesting concept, I guess.

That had NOT occurred to me, dude.

[mbw]

I have a theory that the sucky sucky hooker is also the sniper at the end of the movie.  But I haven't gone back to really research my theory.  More of an interesting concept, I guess.

That had NOT occurred to me, dude.

so, you're saying you think all asians look alike?

[twatts]

so, you're saying you think all asians look alike?

White people laughing about their racism...



Terry

[kellerb]

I have a theory that the sucky sucky hooker is also the sniper at the end of the movie.  But I haven't gone back to really research my theory.  More of an interesting concept, I guess.

That had NOT occurred to me, dude.

so, you're saying you think all asians look alike?

Well, that's one explanation for my theory.  Like I said, I haven't rearry rooked into it. 

[mistercharlie]

http://www.youetube.com/watch?v=12tce-THLUE

I have a theory that the sucky sucky hooker is also the sniper at the end of the movie.  But I haven't gone back to really research my theory.  More of an interesting concept, I guess.

That had NOT occurred to me, dude.

so, you're saying you think all asians look alike?

Well, that's one explanation for my theory.  Like I said, I haven't rearry rooked into it.

Fa-ra-ra-ra-ra Ra-ra Ra-ra

[barnesy305]

http://www.youetube.com/watch?v=12tce-THLUE

I have a theory that the sucky sucky hooker is also the sniper at the end of the movie.  But I haven't gone back to really research my theory.  More of an interesting concept, I guess.

That had NOT occurred to me, dude.

so, you're saying you think all asians look alike?

Well, that's one explanation for my theory.  Like I said, I haven't rearry rooked into it.

Fa-ra-ra-ra-ra Ra-ra Ra-ra

Well they're listed as two different actresses and besides, she's coughing which means she has TB and the ones with TB don't fuck gook officers.

[kellerb]

http://www.youetube.com/watch?v=12tce-THLUE

I have a theory that the sucky sucky hooker is also the sniper at the end of the movie.  But I haven't gone back to really research my theory.  More of an interesting concept, I guess.

That had NOT occurred to me, dude.

so, you're saying you think all asians look alike?

Well, that's one explanation for my theory.  Like I said, I haven't rearry rooked into it.

Fa-ra-ra-ra-ra Ra-ra Ra-ra

Well they're listed as two different actresses and besides, she's coughing which means she has TB and the ones with TB don't fuck gook officers.

Well there goes my theory.  But I thought she was coughing b/c she was shot.  Either way, I never checked the credits

[tet]

Can I vote for just the first half of Full Metal Jacket?

You'd better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant shit on you.