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duct tape bandit = my home town

Started by alcoholandcoffeebeans, August 15, 2007, 08:58:22 PM

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alcoholandcoffeebeans

eastern KY.
seriously.

that liquor store is about 3 or 4 minutes from my house.

http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2007/08/todays-photo-me.html

:lol: :? :-o :-( :roll: :-D
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nab

I find it hard to believe that he could deny his role as the duct tape bandit, especially after they had to shave half his head to get all that off.  Hilarious.

Marmar

I wonder if they'll make the charges stick......
Who's the Marmar? I'm the Marmar!!!

Phish doesn't write beautiful music...the beautiful music happens after the written parts.

<gainesvillegreen> now, if they could get their sound to be as good as the lights, we'd have a band hee-yah!!

Music is what feelings sound like.

nab


rowjimmy


redrum

Quote from: Marmar on August 15, 2007, 10:20:56 PM
I wonder if they'll make the charges stick......

if they do they'll ROLL him right into jail.  :-D


good thing they have him on the surveillance TAPE  :-D

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alcoholandcoffeebeans

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thechad

Wow, I watched the unedited interview, that guy must be think that everyone watching is even dumber that he is.
"There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese."          -Bobby Finstock

Marmar

"Look at me. Do I look like a duct-tape bandit baby? I'm not no duct-tape bandit. You hear me? Live one-on one Ashland, Kentucky, you know this is not me. Do the math, do the homework, man."

ROTFLMAO
Who's the Marmar? I'm the Marmar!!!

Phish doesn't write beautiful music...the beautiful music happens after the written parts.

<gainesvillegreen> now, if they could get their sound to be as good as the lights, we'd have a band hee-yah!!

Music is what feelings sound like.

antelope19

Guess this is worse than the drunk chick who made the national news in my home town for breaking into a store and stealing fudge.   :lol:
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment

Guyute

Love that they beat the shit out of him before calling the cops to stick him in the slammer.
Good decisions come from experience;
Experience comes from bad decisions.

About to open a bottle of Macallan.  There's my foreign policy; I support Scotland.

thechad

It's worse than the guy from my hometown that was stealing womens underwear.
"There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese."          -Bobby Finstock

Marmar

This is almost as good as the "Slippery Suspect" we had here in Binghamton a couple of years ago....

Suspected "Vasoline Terrorist" Targets Motel

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May 17, 2004 11:40 am US/Eastern
(1010 WINS) (Binghamton, N.Y.) Talk about a slippery suspect.

Authorities say 44-year-old Roger Chamberlain of McLean, Virginia is accused of applying Vasoline petroleum jelly to every surface in his room at a Motel 6 just north of upstate Binghamton.

After Chamberlain checked out last week, the cleaning crew discovered mattresses and bedding were slathered with the slippery stuff. Vasoline covered the TV set, furniture, carpeting and towels - and everything else in the room.

Police found 14 empty vasoline containers and numerous pornographic magazines in the room's trash can.

Damage to the motel room and its contents was estimated at over $1,000.

A sheriff's deputy found Chamberlain a short time later at another motel. The deputy said the man was "smeared from head to foot with vasoline."

Chamberlain was sent to Broome County Jail after being charged with felony criminal mischief.

The Motel 6 manager says the room Chamberlain slathered in vasoline still can't be used.
Who's the Marmar? I'm the Marmar!!!

Phish doesn't write beautiful music...the beautiful music happens after the written parts.

<gainesvillegreen> now, if they could get their sound to be as good as the lights, we'd have a band hee-yah!!

Music is what feelings sound like.

alcoholandcoffeebeans

Quote from: Guyute on August 16, 2007, 10:01:52 AM
Love that they beat the shit out of him before calling the cops to stick him in the slammer.

STRAIGHT UP EASTERN KY!!!!  :lol:
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alcoholandcoffeebeans

not so much as updated on the bandit...
but if you wanna know, his trial is on hold while they do a mental eval.
he's, well i don't know exactally how to be PC about this...
but he's mentally chanllenged...

ANYHOW....

meet the ducktape bandit's heir to the goofball crown here in my lil'ole town....  :oops: :lol:

QuoteIce cream parlor robbed with stapler

Ashland man, 32, arrested in bizarre Midtown Mall incident

By KENNETH HART - The Independent

ASHLAND — The Duct Tape Bandit? He's so yesterday.

Do the math. Do the homework.

And meet his heir apparent — the Staple Gun Stickup Man.

In the most recent local example of what can only be described as criminal stupidity, police say that an Ashland man on Tuesday held up an ice cream parlor with a decidedly nonlethal weapon:

A chrome-plated stapler.

Gerald A. Rocchi, 32, allegedly walked into The Ice Cream Shop, 713 Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd., about 6:40 p.m., his face covered with a ski mask, brandished the stapler and demanded money, Ashland Police Department Capt. Don Petrella said.

It's not known whether the robber had plans to fire projectiles with the stapler, or to use it as a blunt instrument if his demand wasn't met.

Because of its chrome finish, the stapler could have conceivably been mistaken it for a handgun "if someone didn't get a good look at it," Petrella said.

Store employees complied with the robber, forking over about $175 from the register, according to Petrella.

Unlike Kasey Kazee, the accused Duct Tape Bandit, Rocchi was able to make a successful getaway. He ran into the neighboring Ponderosa steakhouse, went into a restroom and changed clothes, then fled to a house on 10th Street, Petrella said.

However, several witnesses saw Rocchi fleeing and were able to provide responding officers with information on his direction of travel.

Officers surrounded the 10th Street house where Rocchi had holed up. He refused their orders to come out, Petrella said.

Police negotiated with Rocchi for about 45 minutes before he finally agreed to surrender, he said.

Officers searched the house and found the money from The Ice Cream Shop heist, along with the stapler and the ski mask, Petrella said.

Additionally, police located evidence at the scene linking Rocchi with a holdup that occurred Thursday at Wendy's in the Midtown Mall, Petrella said. He declined to say what that evidence was.

It's believed that Rocchi also used a staple gun in the earlier heist, Petrella said.

Rocchi told police he lived in the 2100 block of Winchester Avenue, but he had actually been living in the 10th Street house, Petrella said.

Rocchi had not been charged in the Wendy's heist as of Wednesday. He was being held in the Boyd County Detention Center on a single count of first-degree robbery.

Rocchi was arraigned Wednesday morning in Boyd District Court.


srsly. come on.
i dont' think jay leno will ever let our town live it down.
either story.
ever.
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