Figured I'd give the Habersham County Sheriff's Office another call to check in.
Operator: Habersham County Sheriff's Office.
Me: Hi, I'm looking at your webpage now and I see you have a "Stop Domestic Violence" button on it. I think that's commendable. I understand that usually applies to spouses and domestic partners. Does that apply to children as well?
Operator: *hangs up*
Seriously, fuck these people so very much.