That lineup is straight up fiya, wow.
So here's what I'm thinking. You get the wife and kids convinced you're taking them to disney world....start driving south. Accidentally end up in New Orleans. Deal with the consequences later. Do it!
+K for the forward thinking GAH.
We are taking our oldest to Thailand Apr 10 - 26 so that may create a conflict (at least monetarily).
I actually think the fam would love N'awlins, the question is would I love it as much with them there.