what about ED
how old are you?
if you are as old as i think you are you shouldnt have this problem, but if you do, you have a problem.
i am a little perplexed as to which ED you make reference to because the polar opposite of ED is actually called ED.
for arguments sake we will call them...
ED (small) - cant get it up
ED (large) - cant get it down.
i am gonna go ahead and assume that you are suffering from ED (large) based solely on your age, which too, was an assumption on my part.
but trust my advice, for i am part doctor.
now, tell me if this scenario sounds familiar...
you and some college-minded female "finish up" what was started two weeks earlier and she hits the dirt path back to campus. you head downstairs, crack into a can of brew, call some buddies and throw on the TV. now, keep in mind, it is late, so the only thing on the high channels are "Girls Gone Wild" info-mercials (which arent too bad the first time around but eventually get you down, in the emotional sense of the word, due to the realization that the girls are way out of your league and have the same self-esteem level as that chick you just sent on her way).Plus, if you werent affected in this manner, Girls Gone Wild promos are not helping your situation.
a friend of yours walks into the room and mistaked your ED (large) for a hat rack. literally, he throws his hemp hat on it. he doesnt notice the situation, but you sure do and come to realize that the girl has been gone for over 90 minutes now.
you barrel into the bathroom in hopes of "talking yourself down".
to no avail.
well phan, kiss your days of ED (large) goodbye!INGREDIENTS:
1 teaspoon of Taco Bell Fire sauce
2 cups of Romrico Rum
1 quart of expensive extra-virgin olive oil
1 joule of will power
1/2 cup of Grape Nuts (could be generic)
1 Brillo pad.Step One:
Mix the White Out, Olive Oil, Fire sauce, Rum and Grape Nuts in a large
bowl until completely whipped. By hand this should be roughly 225 strokes. By machine is not as rewarding.Step Two
Absorb the whipped mixture with the Brillo Pad.Step Three
Apply vigorously to damned area(s) with mixture-soaked Brillo Pad.Step Four
(This should have been Step Three, but whatever, if you made it this far you really could have skipped this step) Mainline the Will-Power.
And there you go!
Let it sit for about 3-5 minutes before serving.
Glad to help-August