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Re: Ask August
« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2006, 07:49:03 PM »
if augs dr. phil, then i'm orpah. :mrgreen:


here's three for yaz:

1. what's the meaning of life?

2. Is money the root of all evil?

3. should a man ever trust a woman?

4. why does mattstick continue to smite me?
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Re: Ask August
« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2006, 08:17:36 PM »
great questions.
i am away from the PC for the night please
direct all questions to my office at the number
in the first post.

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Re: Ask August
« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2006, 09:27:21 PM »
if augs dr. phil, then i'm orpah. :mrgreen:


here's three for yaz:

1. what's the meaning of life?

2. Is money the root of all evil?

3. should a man ever trust a woman?

4. why does mattstick continue to smite me?
  Ill handle this one Aug....
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Re: Ask August
« Reply #18 on: April 29, 2006, 11:28:47 PM »
great questions.
i am away from the PC for the night please
direct all questions to my office at the number
in the first post.

August
hello........beep.....oh,
I have a problem with the gov't
how do ya fix that?
Can we talk about the Dead?  I'd love to talk about the fucking Grateful Dead, for once, can we please discuss the Grateful FUCKING Dead!?!?!?!

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Re: Ask August
« Reply #19 on: April 29, 2006, 11:39:38 PM »
thanks birdman!
well put!

hello........beep.....oh,
I have a problem with the gov't
how do ya fix that?

The G isnt half bad if you did what you did (which most of us know what went down).
personally, i have been to jail three times. "good time" is a "great thing".
keep your nose clean and avoid the shank, or steak flank.
so what? they are tapping your phone line.fuck them. if you talk enough junk on your tele conversations, it makes it that much harder for them to gather enough credible evidence against you.
case in point, my last phone tappage allowed me to only do nine months in jail rather than 3-5 years upstate in prison.
my conversation was normal for the first half and ended like this....
(this is an actual excerpt from stenography reports at my most recent trial from februaury 2005)

the universe is expanding. please hang up and try again. your email will be read by the next available representitive. go answer the door. if this was an actual emergency, your eyes would be bleeding. your buildings seem leaning. authorities are on their way. tidy up the flat. UV on your skin. tie pretty ribbons in hair (your own). go rent blue thunder. at the title scene, press play on q-tip's 'amplified'. home-leaving is to be done only with home keys in hand. today, when someone asks you a question, only answer 'your face'. i hear the sound of tunneling right beneath you.

the end of finales. spending on infidels. fending off imbeciles. up-ending bicycle. blanket of icicles. bait and/or tackles. two stacks of animals. ten tries to tabulate. three burnings of trees. men in fenced-in tents. rent due the tenth. lost the last aspirin. noon lanyard lesson.

your order has been submitted. your genus is in submission. your phylum is phlegmy. a confirmation email will be placed on your pillow as you sleep. long fingers carrying stock tips. limericks about haiku. self-kidnapping plot foiled. faked his own life. two pm meet-and-greet. two thirty knives out. sex joke about entrance exams. bits of info trickling in. bike ride in park. monday, mexican and movie. the earth is your treadmill.

obviously i was not fit for the general public but was a perfect fit for general population.
long island is well known for its correctional facilities.

glad to help-
August
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Re: Ask August
« Reply #20 on: April 30, 2006, 12:15:59 AM »
if augs dr. phil, then i'm orpah. :mrgreen:


here's three for yaz:

1. what's the meaning of life?

2. Is money the root of all evil?

3. should a man ever trust a woman?

4. why does mattstick continue to smite me?
must be a product of public school edumacation, you listed 4 :wink:
how can you tell who smites you?
Can we talk about the Dead?  I'd love to talk about the fucking Grateful Dead, for once, can we please discuss the Grateful FUCKING Dead!?!?!?!

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Re: Ask August
« Reply #21 on: April 30, 2006, 12:17:12 AM »
you can just tell..........
tree is the knew for.
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Re: Ask August
« Reply #22 on: April 30, 2006, 01:31:46 AM »
Best thread ever!

My question:  How do I go about enjoying third tier jam bands so I'm not as bummed about Phish not coming back this fall?
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But, I don't think our fans do happily lap it up, I think they go online and talk about how it was a bad show.

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Re: Ask August
« Reply #23 on: April 30, 2006, 08:10:53 AM »

I don't smite anyone.

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Re: Ask August
« Reply #24 on: April 30, 2006, 09:02:19 AM »
but back on topic:

my puppy wants to sacrifice himself(like the monks that lit themselves on fire) in order to protest the war.  Is this legal?

well my opinion is an unpopular one on this subject.
i feel that there are WAY too many puppies on this earth.
so,yes, it is legal.

glad to help-
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Couln't agree more. This dude was raving and drolling and showing off the tricks his quad shit dispenser could perform and I told him that there are in fact two kinds of dogs: dead ones and the kind that is still breathing.

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Re: Ask August
« Reply #25 on: April 30, 2006, 09:13:34 AM »

I don't smite anyone.

But apparently I'm easily smited.

Grow up VA Slim, your acting like a juvenile.

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Re: Ask August
« Reply #26 on: April 30, 2006, 07:21:41 PM »

I don't smite anyone.

But apparently I'm easily smited.

Grow up VA Slim, your acting like a juvenile.

put down the pipe stickman, i havent even been on all day.
i smited you a couple times weeks ago when this silly karma shit started  b/c i was still pissed about the whole fiasco that preceded its institution, but i havent since.
basically, your not even worth the mouse click.
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Re: Ask August
« Reply #27 on: April 30, 2006, 09:42:01 PM »
aug, how does one solve internet disputes/arguments?

Thanks for your time.
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Re: Ask August
« Reply #28 on: April 30, 2006, 09:43:59 PM »
aug, how does one solve internet disputes/arguments?

Thanks for your time.

by not creating any.

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Re: Ask August
« Reply #29 on: April 30, 2006, 09:52:38 PM »
aug, how does one solve internet disputes/arguments?

Thanks for your time.

by not creating any.

glad to help-
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I'd like to arguethat theory...
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