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Re: Ask August
« Reply #30 on: April 30, 2006, 09:54:03 PM »
aug, how does one solve internet disputes/arguments?

Thanks for your time.

by not creating any.

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I'd like to arguethat theory...

but you will be smited, most likely.
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Re: Ask August
« Reply #31 on: May 01, 2006, 02:03:15 AM »
aug, how does one solve internet disputes/arguments?

Thanks for your time.

by not creating any.

glad to help-
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I'd like to arguethat theory...

No, you don't.
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Re: Ask August
« Reply #32 on: May 01, 2006, 09:24:14 AM »
do people really smite others?  i dont think i've used the smite yet... and no need to answer here matt, since i know you've been smited (that goes for you too slim)
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Re: Ask August
« Reply #33 on: May 01, 2006, 09:42:58 AM »
A tip o'the cap to you Aug, this is a great thread, best I've seen in a while!!!!!  Let me think for a bit, I am sure there is something I could use help on.  hahahaha
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Re: Ask August
« Reply #34 on: May 01, 2006, 09:53:15 AM »
dont worry folks, i will get to all questions asked.

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Re: Ask August
« Reply #35 on: May 01, 2006, 10:02:08 AM »
is pot a gateway drug?
what ever happened to joey (from full house)?
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Re: Ask August
« Reply #36 on: May 01, 2006, 12:31:09 PM »
is pot a gateway drug?
what ever happened to joey (from full house)?


More importantly, what ever happened to joey (from blossom)?

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Re: Ask August
« Reply #37 on: May 01, 2006, 12:32:08 PM »
do people really smite others?  i dont think i've used the smite yet... and no need to answer here matt, since i know you've been smited (that goes for you too slim)

I get smited quite often.

I think there is at least one member who tries to smite me no matter what I do... but I can't figure out who it is.

I think it's cute :)

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Re: Ask August
« Reply #38 on: May 01, 2006, 01:00:24 PM »
IT JUST HAPPENED AGAIN!  :cry: :roll:

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Re: Ask August
« Reply #39 on: May 01, 2006, 01:02:45 PM »
Bastards!
I actually forgot that the smite thing was still there until it was brought up in this thread.
I still wish I could smite myself.

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Re: Ask August
« Reply #40 on: May 01, 2006, 03:09:34 PM »
Best thread ever!

My question:  How do I go about enjoying third tier jam bands so I'm not as bummed about Phish not coming back this fall?

Great question!
and you hit the nail on the head.there are no "second tier" "jam" "bands".you are either a jamband or a "just added" artist to some organic sounding summer festival.your answer would be to stock up on Abullah Ibrahim albums and reach for the glass four-footer.
now, just one minute.i am going to answer another question at this point whilst continuing to give you a proper answer. you might call this "killing two birds with one stone" but will realize by the end of this post how very inappropriate that phrase is.

(sound of August rustling through the electronic mailbag).......

is pot a gateway drug?

yes.

Glad to Help-
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now back to your question, ikki.
o.k. so you got the abdullah album and the glass.these are the two most important items for me when i am trying to "block out" and "unremember" horrible truths. the next two are an old casio keyboard and 25X salvia extract.
i like to select the button on the keyboard labeled "sea sounds" and take a big rip.
the thing about "sea sounds" is that each pitch really isnt different but eaither faster or slower in speed.it also takes about hals a second for the sound to register once you push down on the key. i have a blue bean bag chair, but it is not one of the ones that is just round. this one is more like a chair with a back to it.
at this time you should be about a minute into the first song on the album ....Memories entitled Township Sunday. This is usually the time where each sound coming out of the keyboard is actually 1,000 tiny, overlapping boxes shooting out from each key at a speed of "insanely fast". i can really concentrate on these sounds and keep the music from the album on the other side of my brain, although his piano sometimes permeates my thoughts with more scrambling thoughts. i once thought that there was a "bird lady" in my room and her voice were tiny thumbprints. which isnt that strange, aside from the fact that each thumbprint was wearing black leather boots. I choose Abdullah Ibrahim for such rituals. You can throw in something like the disco biscuits or the new monsoon.you should experience similar effects.plus, you are not really "listening".
if someone asks for a review of the new disco biscuits album you can start by saying "it was actually really cool. i really enjoyed the song where the four porcelin dolls were in the steel cage match. i thought the green one was totally gonna take it until i was forced to eat an entire Motorola SLVR cell phone by the undercover NYPD officer. Special Agent Captain Lou."

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Re: Ask August
« Reply #41 on: May 01, 2006, 03:43:36 PM »
Do you endorse the use of 25x Salvia extract?



(That stuff scares the Hell out of me)
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Re: Ask August
« Reply #42 on: May 01, 2006, 04:04:21 PM »
it is crazy, but its worth the $$$$.  One of the better legal highs imo.  I dont indulge in it too often, but I still like it.  Try smoking it while trippin on acid.  If you think its nuts alone, just wait until you mix it with other psychedelics  :-o
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Re: Ask August
« Reply #43 on: May 01, 2006, 04:07:33 PM »
Yeah we smoked some after eating some chocolate during the 2/26/03 worcester show...Moma Dance will never be the same for me again   :-oSeriously though, that stuff is POWERFULL.
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Re: Ask August
« Reply #44 on: May 01, 2006, 04:10:27 PM »
it is soooo strong that birdman had to double post!  :wink:

but seriously,the only thing i endorse is Kathy Lee Gifford's clothing line.
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