Just Say No to The Phish!

[ytowndan]

http://christwire.org/2011/01/just-say-no-to-the-phish/

My favorite part:

One of their most famous works, "Prince Caspian" is centered on cocaine use and even opens with the noise of a bubbling crack pipe. The lyric, "the children in the fields all sowing seed and chaffing" is a clear reference to the cocoa growers of Columbia. "Bouncing Round The Room" tells the horrendous story of a man who brutally beats his girlfriend around his apartment while on a drug binge. "The Mango Song" talks about running out of marijuana supplies, while "Twist" celebrates a hardcore LSD trip. And the list goes on and on.

:hereitisyousentimentalbastard

[sls.stormyrider]

ROFLMAO

He says he's sick of being a noob (whatever that means) and he needs to see his first Phish concert this summer or he never wants to speak to me again.

sound like anybody we know?

how come I missed this?

Eventually the night reaches a fever pitch of exposed breasts and mushroom peaks and the terrifying hippie dancing will begin. Naked, they writhe and commingle with erotic intensity as guitarist Trey Anastasio descends into confusing jam sessions. Children of all ages will tear off their clothes and jump in muddy mosh pits, kicking and penetrating each other with little compunction for common sense. Young girls have their precious bodies traded among eager, breaded elders and teen boys are forced into nightmares of sexual congress.

[DoW]

sounds like you got tte'd and are still in shock over it

[Hicks]

Wow. 

Even regular Phishheads will admit that masturbation is shockingly common in their "scene."

[mbw]

still haven't caught my first 'Christmas without Weed'   :|

[Buffalo Budd]

Wow, juat wow.

[Hicks]

Wow, juat wow.

Clearly you're masochistic worship of The Phish has degraded even your concept of proper spelling!

[justjezmund]

Wow. 

Even regular Phishheads will admit that masturbation is shockingly common in their "scene."

what else are you supossed to do during tte?

[Buffalo Budd]

Wow, juat wow.

Clearly you're masochistic worship of The Phish has degraded even your concept of proper spelling!

Awsum!

[zimbra]

I find this hilarious.

[mistercharlie]

Wow. 

Even regular Phishheads will admit that masturbation is shockingly common in their "scene."

what else are you supossed to do during tte?

Go and take a number 2 in the nearest trashcan. Although I'm sure you could try rubbing one out at the same time.

[sunrisevt]

Eventually the night reaches a fever pitch of exposed breasts and mushroom peaks and the terrifying hippie dancing will begin. Naked, they writhe and commingle with erotic intensity as guitarist Trey Anastasio descends into confusing jam sessions. Children of all ages will tear off their clothes and jump in muddy mosh pits, kicking and penetrating each other with little compunction for common sense. Young girls have their precious bodies traded among eager, breaded elders and teen boys are forced into nightmares of sexual congress.

Eager, maybe. Dipped in batter and fried? Not in a looong time, people.

[zimbra]

Wow. 

Even regular Phishheads will admit that masturbation is shockingly common in their "scene."

what else are you supossed to do during tte?

Go trade young girls bodies around!! You know this by now!

[whyweigh5.0]

I don't know about you guys but I beat the bishop 5 times already today.  And I'm about to head over to a groovy orgy in about an hour :rockout:

[McGrupp]

This is absolute gold.

::awaits post from phishhead92's mom::

:lol: