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24 season 6:official thread

Started by sophist, January 08, 2007, 11:50:21 PM

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sophist

who's ready?  Its gonna be killer. 
Can we talk about the Dead?  I'd love to talk about the fucking Grateful Dead, for once, can we please discuss the Grateful FUCKING Dead!?!?!?!

susep


tet

can't wait! 

we're running out of time!!!!1111eleventyone11
"We want you to be happy"
-Phish

sophist

Quote from: tet on January 08, 2007, 11:56:09 PM
can't wait! 

we're running out of time!!!!1111eleventyone11
we'll the PM I sent you gives you the benefit of time  :wink:

Can we talk about the Dead?  I'd love to talk about the fucking Grateful Dead, for once, can we please discuss the Grateful FUCKING Dead!?!?!?!

tet

"We want you to be happy"
-Phish

sophist

 :lol:

anybody else a fan besides RJ, mixmaster bob, and antelope19 ?
Can we talk about the Dead?  I'd love to talk about the fucking Grateful Dead, for once, can we please discuss the Grateful FUCKING Dead!?!?!?!

mattstick

grabbed the first four episodes, ready to watch on my Macbook while I fly out back to the UK tommorow!

tet

ok, let's make some ground rules here...

NO SPOILERS BEFORE AN EPISODE AIRS

NO ILLEGAL LINKS

NO SUPPORTING THE TERRORISTS.  JACK WINS.  ALWAYS. 
"We want you to be happy"
-Phish

rowjimmy

this'll be the first time i've watched network tv on their schedule in weeks...
Pretty much since Lost went off-air.

antelope19

I CAN'T WAIT!!!!  Sorry for yelling.   :roll:
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment

antelope19

I've also decided that you can sub Jack Bauer into any Chuck Norris Joke and it works just the same. 
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment

sophist

Quote from: tet on January 09, 2007, 12:32:06 AM
ok, let's make some ground rules here...

NO SPOILERS BEFORE AN EPISODE AIRS

NO ILLEGAL LINKS

NO SUPPORTING THE TERRORISTS.  JACK WINS.  ALWAYS. 
sounds reasonable to me. 
Can we talk about the Dead?  I'd love to talk about the fucking Grateful Dead, for once, can we please discuss the Grateful FUCKING Dead!?!?!?!

Caravan2001

Well, my wife and I are having a kid, so we decided to get rid of our TV....seemed like a really great idea at first.  I'm sure as soon as the Sopranos come back, we'll be knocking on the door of comcast...Anyway, we watched the first 5 seasons, and although it has gotten totally insanse the last couple, we were 24 fans.....guess I'll have to wait for this season on DVD....anyway, for those that have not seen this before, I thought I'd post it, it is super funny:


Basic Truths About 24's Jack Bauer


Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.

If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.

If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.

Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.

If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then you better believe it's beef.

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

Let's get one thing straight: the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.

Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauer played Russian Rou! lette with a fully loaded gun and won.

When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer hates lemonade.

Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.

Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.

Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.

When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.

Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.

Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better do it.

Jack Bauer won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn't a big deal.   

When Jack Bauer pissses into the wind, the wind changes direction.

Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.

When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.

You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.

Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.

When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.

Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Jack Bauer".

In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the hell have you done with your life?

Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he's done it twice.

Jack Bauer killed so many terrorists that at one point, the ..5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.

In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.

What color is Jack Bauer's blood? Trick question. Jack Bauer does not bleed.

Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.

If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.

People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.

Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you're dead."

Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.

Jack Bauer has been to Mars. That's why there's no life on Mars.

Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.

When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Jack Bauer signal.

It took Jack Bauer two minutes to beat a confession out of OJ.


The bumper sticker on Jesus's car reads, "WWJBD?"

Jack Bauer was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up the location of the egg.

Jack Bauer's family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.

:-D

rowjimmy

Quote from: caravan2001 on January 09, 2007, 10:56:52 AM
Well, my wife and I are having a kid, so we decided to get rid of our TV....seemed like a really great idea at first.  I'm sure as soon as the Sopranos come back, we'll be knocking on the door of comcast...Anyway, we watched the first 5 seasons, and although it has gotten totally insanse the last couple, we were 24 fans.....guess I'll have to wait for this season on DVD....anyway, for those that have not seen this before, I thought I'd post it, it is super funny:



The internet has your 24...

Caravan2001