100 Things I Learned On Phish Tour

[Caravan2001]

Kinda funny at times, kinda stupid at times, but a good read....

http://phishthoughts.com/2008/11/13/100-and-counting/

[Caravan2001]

The best one is the Atari Night Driver one...so true.....

[Hicks]

Don't eat black gel tabs?

What a wuss!  :-D

[mattstick]

The n00bs could learn a thing or two from that list.  Especially this one.

72. Don't care what songs they play.

[Mr Minor]

This one is good to remember for this spring:

50. The Hampton Holiday Inn becomes a post-show war zone with passed out wooks in the hallway, pizza boxes like shrapnel, and more debauchery than imaginable.

And I called this one on the first song at hampton thread, but I said 50 minute:

33. Any song can go anywhere at anytime.  Still waiting for the twenty minute Bouncin’.  (Think about it before you guffaw.)

[Declan]

31. Canadian drug dogs can smell a month old roach under your seat that you never knew was there.

dont people know roaches dank?

[sls.stormyrider]

46. Girls can go in guys bathrooms, but vice-versa- not so much.

[rowjimmy]

26. Phish festivals are super-sized psychedelic playgrounds for adults.

Most assuredly.

[MiamiPhish]

28. New Years Runs should always be in Miami.
:-D

[G. Augusto]

The 12.6.97 Tweezer is perfection.

:roll:

[redrum]

these ones hit closest to home for me:



90. Driving at night is far more efficient than driving during the day.

88. Buttering up security guards is always a good idea.

64. Shows are a workout.  Dress for one.

57. Phish can harness the power of the universe- nightly.

54. Seeing setlists on the Internet sucks. (summer 98)

49. The Gorge is the most stunning place to see Phish play. (duh)

38. Phish is a giant metaphor for life.

7. The Island Run was a different thing all together.

[sls.stormyrider]

how long will it take for each one of these to be posted because of the personal meaning to each of us?

vegas over / under - 6 hours

[messengerbird]

46. Girls can go in guys bathrooms, but vice-versa- not so much.

I love this one  :-D

[PhishPhan]

40. A bad Phish show is an oxymoron.

So true...

101. Grilled Cheese sandwiches are your savior, especially after driving for 6-8 hours each to hear four guys play some grooves...

No?

[Gumbo72203]

As my first executive order as President in 2016, I will wage genocide upon the people spoken of here:


66. Some people go to concerts to talk.



fucking GENOCIDE. 


SO SHUT THE FUCK UP OR GO OUTSIDE.