minor plumbing problems?
no problem!
women/man getting you down?
been there!
infections?
clean them!
no friends?
i am yours!
drunk?
call me!
a
model airplanes?
glued them!
shovels, bags and lysol?
been there!
lost credit card?
i got it!
a
Same goes for:
running out of beer/blanks/postage/sturdy mailers
car won't start
cat being sick on the rug
Ask aug! :mrgreen:
what about ED :evil: :-o :roll:
I've got this green ring around my............nevermind.
Quote from: mopper_smurf on April 29, 2006, 05:03:54 AM
Same goes for:
running out of beer/blanks/postage/sturdy mailers
car won't start
cat being sick on the rug
Ask aug! :mrgreen:
i am not sure if this is a question or a statement, so i will
approach it as if it were a question.
cat sick on the rug: this one is very easy to solve.you are first going to have to let the CV dry completely. (CV is short for "cat vomit" in the States) Once the CV is completely solidified use the jar of frozen peanut butter you keep for special occasions and rub (or "steam-roll") it all over the wall-like CV.
and there you go!you'll find that this method is much easier than the spray bottle/paper towel route.
postage issues: a good friend of mine works for the US Postal Service.here is a tip for everyone to use. if you apply alot of the "postcard stamps" to a package, and fill in the return address as your local post office, you will save a ton of money because the post office HAS TO SHIP THIS! They legally have to ship your package regardless of insufficient postage or contents due to the largest loophole in the history of loopholes which is commonly refered to as the "Largest Loophole" in certain circles. even if you apply 30 cents on a package that normally is $11 to ship, most of the times they dont even look at how much you put on.they are so passive at the PO, they just want people to ,at the very least, show that they put SOME effort into it.
check this out. last year, i sent a microwave oven, a hibachi with one ten pound bag of charcoal, a sixty inch plasma TV and a two-seater bicyle for how much?.......
$1.19 !
glad to help-
August
Oh this could get silly.
Aug,
What can be done for "Ants in the Pants"?
And when "is" Phish coming back?
And, Who sent you?!?
Quote from: phan003 on April 29, 2006, 07:42:32 AM
what about ED :evil: :-o :roll:
how old are you?
if you are as old as i think you are you shouldnt have this problem, but if you do, you have a problem.
i am a little perplexed as to which ED you make reference to because the polar opposite of ED is actually called ED.
for arguments sake we will call them...
ED (small) - cant get it up
ED (large) - cant get it down.
i am gonna go ahead and assume that you are suffering from ED (large) based solely on your age, which too, was an assumption on my part.
but trust my advice, for i am part doctor.
now, tell me if this scenario sounds familiar...
you and some college-minded female "finish up" what was started two weeks earlier and she hits the dirt path back to campus. you head downstairs, crack into a can of brew, call some buddies and throw on the TV. now, keep in mind, it is late, so the only thing on the high channels are "Girls Gone Wild" info-mercials (which arent too bad the first time around but eventually get you down, in the emotional sense of the word, due to the realization that the girls are way out of your league and have the same self-esteem level as that chick you just sent on her way).Plus, if you werent affected in this manner, Girls Gone Wild promos are not helping your situation.
a friend of yours walks into the room and mistaked your ED (large) for a hat rack. literally, he throws his hemp hat on it. he doesnt notice the situation, but you sure do and come to realize that the girl has been gone for over 90 minutes now.
you barrel into the bathroom in hopes of "talking yourself down".
to no avail.
well phan, kiss your days of ED (large) goodbye!
INGREDIENTS:1 teaspoon of Taco Bell Fire sauce
2 cups of Romrico Rum
White-Out
1 quart of expensive extra-virgin olive oil
1 joule of will power
1/2 cup of Grape Nuts (could be generic)
1 Brillo pad.
Step One: Mix the White Out, Olive Oil, Fire sauce, Rum and Grape Nuts in a large
bowl until completely whipped. By hand this should be roughly 225 strokes. By machine is not as rewarding.
Step Two Absorb the whipped mixture with the Brillo Pad.
Step Three Apply vigorously to damned area(s) with mixture-soaked Brillo Pad.
Step Four (This should have been Step Three, but whatever, if you made it this far you really could have skipped this step) Mainline the Will-Power.
And there you go!
Let it sit for about 3-5 minutes before serving.
Glad to help-
August
man that didnt help at all
that shit got way worse, while i was tagging a girl last night, this happened:
(http://luchins.com/dickery/melter.jpg)
you didn't mention the side effects
It raised the price of my rent and put cracks in my driveway
actually, it looks like it DID work!
real well, as a matter of fact!
THE MELTER after only one session?
That is insane!
you owe me!
glad to help-
August
yea, it was kinda cool, i had 12/11/97 DWD going in the background, so it brought new meaning to face melter (it was her first time hearing phish, so she left with her face in her hands)
but back on topic:
my puppy wants to sacrifice himself(like the monks that lit themselves on fire) in order to protest the war. Is this legal?
Quote from: phan003 on April 29, 2006, 12:46:17 PM
but back on topic:
my puppy wants to sacrifice himself(like the monks that lit themselves on fire) in order to protest the war. Is this legal?
well my opinion is an unpopular one on this subject.
i feel that there are WAY too many puppies on this earth.
so,yes, it is legal.
glad to help-
August
well i'll be seeking your legal assistance soon, I know PETA is going to have a field day.
Its time for sparky to do his thang.
He'll be wearing a t-shirt with this logo:
(http://imagescommerce.bcentral.com/merchantfiles/4508723/guide%20dog%2001%20PA13_03FR.jpg)
Quote from: cleech74 on April 29, 2006, 10:32:24 AM
Aug,
What can be done for "Ants in the Pants"?
And when "is" Phish coming back?
And, Who sent you?!?
thats alot of questioning.
lets see......ants in pants.
Ants in the Pants really arent Ants, like the kind that feed off of rotting fruit, but more of the first stages of a dermatological condition known as "Xanthous Landlubber". The letter X in xanthous was throwing the common-man off so "Ants in the Pants Syndrome" was born in order to save the patient even more embarrassment.
You see, the "ants-like" feeling that is first noticed bt the infected is nothing more than discomfort and paranoia.This first stage usually only last a short time (40-47 hours) and is quickly relieved by stage two of xanthous landlubber.
Stage Two usually has the feeling of stage one, at first, but rapidly makes living in your own skin unbearable.Factually, most people diagnosed with stage two Xanthous are often misdiagnosed with prolonged crystal meth exposure due to the itching,burning an scratching coupled with the increasing paranoia.These patients are quickly strapped down to wooden planks and taunted with remarks of "Aaarrrrr.Walk the plank, Matey" simply for kicks.Also, all of these patients are admitted as Bob Smith or John Doe even if proper identification is presented.The reason for this is not quite known.
Stage Three of "Pant-like Antonia" involves either a firing squad or being dropped off in the center of a wooded area, depending on which state the afflicted is in.(As of April 2006, WI,ID,NY & NJ are the only states lacking an "off-the-books" type of firing squad)
Those dropped off in the woods usually are never seen again, although there have been cases of scribbled hiakus found inside old issues of Nintendo Power.(Furthur investigation of these findings were deemed inconclusive and were written off as forgotten "supplies" of "experimenting" high school students.
So "What can be Done about Ants in the Pants"?
As you can see, not much, other than prevention.
Glad to Help-
August
if augs dr. phil, then i'm orpah. :mrgreen:
here's three for yaz:
1. what's the meaning of life?
2. Is money the root of all evil?
3. should a man ever trust a woman?
4. why does mattstick continue to smite me?
great questions.
i am away from the PC for the night please
direct all questions to my office at the number
in the first post.
August
Quote from: VA slim on April 29, 2006, 07:49:03 PM
if augs dr. phil, then i'm orpah. :mrgreen:
here's three for yaz:
1. what's the meaning of life?
2. Is money the root of all evil?
3. should a man ever trust a woman?
4. why does mattstick continue to smite me?
Ill handle this one Aug....
Quote from: august on April 29, 2006, 08:17:36 PM
great questions.
i am away from the PC for the night please
direct all questions to my office at the number
in the first post.
August
hello........beep.....oh,
I have a problem with the gov't
how do ya fix that?
thanks birdman!
well put!
Quote from: phan003 on April 29, 2006, 11:28:47 PM
hello........beep.....oh,
I have a problem with the gov't
how do ya fix that?
The G isnt half bad if you did what you did (which most of us know what went down).
personally, i have been to jail three times. "good time" is a "great thing".
keep your nose clean and avoid the shank, or steak flank.
so what? they are tapping your phone line.fuck them. if you talk enough junk on your tele conversations, it makes it that much harder for them to gather enough credible evidence against you.
case in point, my last phone tappage allowed me to only do nine months in jail rather than 3-5 years upstate in prison.
my conversation was normal for the first half and ended like this....
(this is an actual excerpt from stenography reports at my most recent trial from februaury 2005)
the universe is expanding. please hang up and try again. your email will be read by the next available representitive. go answer the door. if this was an actual emergency, your eyes would be bleeding. your buildings seem leaning. authorities are on their way. tidy up the flat. UV on your skin. tie pretty ribbons in hair (your own). go rent blue thunder. at the title scene, press play on q-tip's 'amplified'. home-leaving is to be done only with home keys in hand. today, when someone asks you a question, only answer 'your face'. i hear the sound of tunneling right beneath you.
the end of finales. spending on infidels. fending off imbeciles. up-ending bicycle. blanket of icicles. bait and/or tackles. two stacks of animals. ten tries to tabulate. three burnings of trees. men in fenced-in tents. rent due the tenth. lost the last aspirin. noon lanyard lesson.
your order has been submitted. your genus is in submission. your phylum is phlegmy. a confirmation email will be placed on your pillow as you sleep. long fingers carrying stock tips. limericks about haiku. self-kidnapping plot foiled. faked his own life. two pm meet-and-greet. two thirty knives out. sex joke about entrance exams. bits of info trickling in. bike ride in park. monday, mexican and movie. the earth is your treadmill.
obviously i was not fit for the general public but was a perfect fit for general population.
long island is well known for its correctional facilities.
glad to help-
August
Quote from: VA slim on April 29, 2006, 07:49:03 PM
if augs dr. phil, then i'm orpah. :mrgreen:
here's three for yaz:
1. what's the meaning of life?
2. Is money the root of all evil?
3. should a man ever trust a woman?
4. why does mattstick continue to smite me?
must be a product of public school edumacation, you listed 4 :wink:
how can you tell who smites you?
you can just tell..........
tree is the knew for.
a
Best thread ever!
My question: How do I go about enjoying third tier jam bands so I'm not as bummed about Phish not coming back this fall?
I don't smite anyone.
Quote from: august on April 29, 2006, 12:52:28 PM
Quote from: phan003 on April 29, 2006, 12:46:17 PM
but back on topic:
my puppy wants to sacrifice himself(like the monks that lit themselves on fire) in order to protest the war. Is this legal?
well my opinion is an unpopular one on this subject.
i feel that there are WAY too many puppies on this earth.
so,yes, it is legal.
glad to help-
August
Couln't agree more. This dude was raving and drolling and showing off the tricks his quad shit dispenser could perform and I told him that there are in fact two kinds of dogs: dead ones and the kind that is still breathing.
Thanks for the CV tip, aug. Worked like a charm.
Quote from: mattstick on April 30, 2006, 08:10:53 AM
I don't smite anyone.
But apparently I'm easily smited.
Grow up VA Slim, your acting like a juvenile.
Quote from: mattstick on April 30, 2006, 09:13:34 AM
Quote from: mattstick on April 30, 2006, 08:10:53 AM
I don't smite anyone.
But apparently I'm easily smited.
Grow up VA Slim, your acting like a juvenile.
put down the pipe stickman, i havent even been on all day.
i smited you a couple times weeks ago when this silly karma shit started b/c i was still pissed about the whole fiasco that preceded its institution, but i havent since.
basically, your not even worth the mouse click.
aug, how does one solve internet disputes/arguments?
Thanks for your time.
Quote from: jephrey on April 30, 2006, 09:42:01 PM
aug, how does one solve internet disputes/arguments?
Thanks for your time.
by not creating any.
glad to help-
August
Quote from: august on April 30, 2006, 09:43:59 PM
Quote from: jephrey on April 30, 2006, 09:42:01 PM
aug, how does one solve internet disputes/arguments?
Thanks for your time.
by not creating any.
glad to help-
August
I'd like to arguethat theory...
Quote from: birdman on April 30, 2006, 09:52:38 PM
Quote from: august on April 30, 2006, 09:43:59 PM
Quote from: jephrey on April 30, 2006, 09:42:01 PM
aug, how does one solve internet disputes/arguments?
Thanks for your time.
by not creating any.
glad to help-
August
I'd like to arguethat theory...
but you will be smited, most likely.
a
Quote from: birdman on April 30, 2006, 09:52:38 PM
Quote from: august on April 30, 2006, 09:43:59 PM
Quote from: jephrey on April 30, 2006, 09:42:01 PM
aug, how does one solve internet disputes/arguments?
Thanks for your time.
by not creating any.
glad to help-
August
I'd like to arguethat theory...
No, you don't.
do people really smite others? i dont think i've used the smite yet... and no need to answer here matt, since i know you've been smited (that goes for you too slim)
A tip o'the cap to you Aug, this is a great thread, best I've seen in a while!!!!! Let me think for a bit, I am sure there is something I could use help on. hahahaha
dont worry folks, i will get to all questions asked.
August
is pot a gateway drug?
what ever happened to joey (from full house)?
Quote from: phan003 on May 01, 2006, 10:02:08 AM
is pot a gateway drug?
what ever happened to joey (from full house)?
More importantly, what ever happened to joey (from blossom)?
WOAH!
Quote from: jedifunk on May 01, 2006, 09:24:14 AM
do people really smite others? i dont think i've used the smite yet... and no need to answer here matt, since i know you've been smited (that goes for you too slim)
I get smited quite often.
I think there is at least one member who tries to smite me no matter what I do... but I can't figure out who it is.
I think it's cute :)
IT JUST HAPPENED AGAIN! :cry: :roll:
Bastards!
I actually forgot that the smite thing was still there until it was brought up in this thread.
I still wish I could smite myself.
You Smite Myself.
Quote from: ikki on April 30, 2006, 01:31:46 AM
Best thread ever!
My question: How do I go about enjoying third tier jam bands so I'm not as bummed about Phish not coming back this fall?
Great question!
and you hit the nail on the head.there are no "second tier" "jam" "bands".you are either a jamband or a "just added" artist to some organic sounding summer festival.your answer would be to stock up on Abullah Ibrahim albums and reach for the glass four-footer.
now, just one minute.i am going to answer another question at this point whilst continuing to give you a proper answer. you might call this "killing two birds with one stone" but will realize by the end of this post how very inappropriate that phrase is.
(sound of August rustling through the electronic mailbag).......
Quote from: phan003 on May 01, 2006, 10:02:08 AM
is pot a gateway drug?
yes.
Glad to Help-
Augustnow back to your question, ikki.
o.k. so you got the abdullah album and the glass.these are the two most important items for me when i am trying to "block out" and "unremember" horrible truths. the next two are an old casio keyboard and 25X salvia extract.
i like to select the button on the keyboard labeled "sea sounds" and take a big rip.
the thing about "sea sounds" is that each pitch really isnt different but eaither faster or slower in speed.it also takes about hals a second for the sound to register once you push down on the key. i have a blue bean bag chair, but it is not one of the ones that is just round. this one is more like a chair with a back to it.
at this time you should be about a minute into the first song on the album ....Memories entitled Township Sunday. This is usually the time where each sound coming out of the keyboard is actually 1,000 tiny, overlapping boxes shooting out from each key at a speed of "insanely fast". i can really concentrate on these sounds and keep the music from the album on the other side of my brain, although his piano sometimes permeates my thoughts with more scrambling thoughts. i once thought that there was a "bird lady" in my room and her voice were tiny thumbprints. which isnt that strange, aside from the fact that each thumbprint was wearing black leather boots. I choose Abdullah Ibrahim for such rituals. You can throw in something like the disco biscuits or the new monsoon.you should experience similar effects.plus, you are not really "listening".
if someone asks for a review of the new disco biscuits album you can start by saying "it was actually really cool. i really enjoyed the song where the four porcelin dolls were in the steel cage match. i thought the green one was totally gonna take it until i was forced to eat an entire Motorola SLVR cell phone by the undercover NYPD officer. Special Agent Captain Lou."
Glad to Help-
August
Do you endorse the use of 25x Salvia extract?
(That stuff scares the Hell out of me)
it is crazy, but its worth the $$$$. One of the better legal highs imo. I dont indulge in it too often, but I still like it. Try smoking it while trippin on acid. If you think its nuts alone, just wait until you mix it with other psychedelics :-o
Yeah we smoked some after eating some chocolate during the 2/26/03 worcester show...Moma Dance will never be the same for me again :-oSeriously though, that stuff is POWERFULL.
it is soooo strong that birdman had to double post! :wink:
but seriously,the only thing i endorse is Kathy Lee Gifford's clothing line.
a
Quote from: august on May 01, 2006, 04:10:27 PM
it is soooo strong that birdman had to double post! :wink:
but seriously,the only i endorse is Kathy Lee Gifford's clothing line.
a
ROTFL
:oops:
Caught that huh? You are quick....
cat-like.....
rrrrrmmeeeoaaaaawwwwwwww.......
a
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on May 01, 2006, 12:31:09 PM
More importantly, what ever happened to joey (from blossom)?
WOAH!
funny you should ask!
my friends from the next town over in Amityville, NY and I worked with JL a few years back!
seriously!
Joey is a fierce rapper!
Amityville is where the Horror House lives.
this is the best song you will ever hear.
listen closely for Joey lawrence.
http://www.sendspace.com/file/ngwyx4
Glad to Help-
August
re: salvia.
the first time i heard of that stuff was on tour in 98 when we stopped at some chick's house in berkeley and her mom gave us a bunch of leaves of it... she said somethin about a native american shaman, and gave us some advice on "how" to use it.
me and my friend bill-- who would later become one of my best friends before he passed away 2 yrs ago, ended up smoking it after the 1st deer creek show at one of the campgrounds in a tent... pretty neat, all i remember though is the weird sound of nitrous tanks poppin off all night.
Quote from: august on May 01, 2006, 03:09:34 PM
Quote from: ikki on April 30, 2006, 01:31:46 AM
Best thread ever!
My question: How do I go about enjoying third tier jam bands so I'm not as bummed about Phish not coming back this fall?
Great question!
and you hit the nail on the head.there are no "second tier" "jam" "bands".you are either a jamband or a "just added" artist to some organic sounding summer festival.your answer would be to stock up on Abullah Ibrahim albums and reach for the glass four-footer.
now, just one minute.i am going to answer another question at this point whilst continuing to give you a proper answer. you might call this "killing two birds with one stone" but will realize by the end of this post how very inappropriate that phrase is.
(sound of August rustling through the electronic mailbag).......
Quote from: phan003 on May 01, 2006, 10:02:08 AM
is pot a gateway drug?
yes.
Glad to Help-
August
now back to your question, ikki.
o.k. so you got the abdullah album and the glass.these are the two most important items for me when i am trying to "block out" and "unremember" horrible truths. the next two are an old casio keyboard and 25X salvia extract.
i like to select the button on the keyboard labeled "sea sounds" and take a big rip.
the thing about "sea sounds" is that each pitch really isnt different but eaither faster or slower in speed.it also takes about hals a second for the sound to register once you push down on the key. i have a blue bean bag chair, but it is not one of the ones that is just round. this one is more like a chair with a back to it.
at this time you should be about a minute into the first song on the album ....Memories entitled Township Sunday. This is usually the time where each sound coming out of the keyboard is actually 1,000 tiny, overlapping boxes shooting out from each key at a speed of "insanely fast". i can really concentrate on these sounds and keep the music from the album on the other side of my brain, although his piano sometimes permeates my thoughts with more scrambling thoughts. i once thought that there was a "bird lady" in my room and her voice were tiny thumbprints. which isnt that strange, aside from the fact that each thumbprint was wearing black leather boots. I choose Abdullah Ibrahim for such rituals. You can throw in something like the disco biscuits or the new monsoon.you should experience similar effects.plus, you are not really "listening".
if someone asks for a review of the new disco biscuits album you can start by saying "it was actually really cool. i really enjoyed the song where the four porcelin dolls were in the steel cage match. i thought the green one was totally gonna take it until i was forced to eat an entire Motorola SLVR cell phone by the undercover NYPD officer. Special Agent Captain Lou."
Glad to Help-
August
:lol: :lol: :lol:
The only time I tried salvia it was kind of creepy.
I communicated with some kind of "beings", but I got scared and they laughed at me, not my best experience!
But if it will help me enjoy UM, I'll give it another shot!
:oops:
posted to the wrong thread.
As far as questions, I have one--why in the f*&k would someone put dookie brown carpet in my living room and kitchen in my rundown (but packed full of love) apartment?
and how could I forget,
it's in my bathroom too...makes for great mushroom growing?
Quote from: gimmetela on May 02, 2006, 11:33:25 AM
why in the f*&k would someone put dookie brown carpet in my living room and kitchen in my rundown (but packed full of love) apartment?
and how could I forget,
it's in my bathroom too...makes for great mushroom growing?
this is actually a real easy one.
without every seeing your place, i can tell you that it was built way back in the 1950's.
back then, kings and queens still ruled the world.i take it your entrance to your front door is actually a mote, right?
anyway, way back in the 50's there were three things that made kings feel imporatant.
the first was the collection of wives. the second was gluttony and the third was brown carpeting. the first brown carpet was introduced in the 50's and was not even approved before being installed, so chances are, your brown carpet is a prototype of what evntually became mass-produced in the late 50's and is worth a TON of gold.you are fortunate, tela. i have some carpeting in my place, mostly of mauve hue, and most definitely not in my bathroom or kitchen.the only drawback of having brown carpeting in the kitchen is not that it is fire-prone. in fact, it is the exact opposite. these carpets helped to prevent any damage inflicted by flaming arrows or torched cannonballs hurled from catapults.the only drawback was the possibility of losing pieces of, or entire, steaks in them.any wall damage in the kitchen was most likely a result of an angry, gluttonous king. as you may know, there werent any hospitals way back in the 50's.people didnt know about cholesterol or possible side effects from consuming too much sugars.hell, they were still smoking in movies back in medieval times!
brown carpeting in the bathroom is great for missed targets.
if you ever get the urge to replace your carpets (which i strongly recommend you dont)take comfort in the fact that there is a GREAT DEMAND for such items. but if you do, you will have much wealth and power and most likely a hearty chuckle for you will not have to worry ever again where you next buffet is coming from.
Glad to Help-
August
gimmetela has a mote? how cool! Is it filled with gators? I just have a hill infront of my house. :-(
If God, Buddha, Zeus, vishnu, and bob dylan played poker together, who would win?
Quote from: phan003 on May 03, 2006, 02:07:39 PM
If God, Buddha, Zeus, vishnu, and bob dylan played poker together, who would win?
Bob Dylan would win, and brag about it.
At that exact moment the other four would LAUGH HYSTERICALLY.
And then Bob Dylan would exclaim... "Hey, what the hell is so funny?"
Which would cause the other four to just laugh harder.
that shit was a straight hijack, yo!
:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
well i have another:
why is the view still on?
Quote from: august on May 03, 2006, 02:24:45 PM
that shit was a straight hijack, yo!
:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
I'm sorry August.
To make up for it...I have a question.
How does one make up for a straight threadjack, yo?
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on May 03, 2006, 04:04:05 PM
Quote from: august on May 03, 2006, 02:24:45 PM
that shit was a straight hijack, yo!
:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
I'm sorry August.
To make up for it...I have a question.
How does one make up for a straight threadjack, yo?
this is an easy one...
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on May 03, 2006, 04:04:05 PM
I'm sorry
Glad to Help-
August
i will get to that one tonight.
it is not a simple answer.
a
i apologize aug, i didn't think you saw it. Take your time, I look forward to the anwser.
random question (I guess its an appropriate venue)
Hey August,
What's ask august?
may i field this one? its not in the FAQ
Quote from: phan003 on May 03, 2006, 02:41:45 PM
well i have another:
why is the view still on?
The View ends here at 12 noon.
i have no idea why it is still on by you.are they running a marathon perhaps?
The View is good when they have beautiful babies on there.
they should have never let Maria Menoupoloupoloupolououloulos go.She is now on E! and looking as deelish as ever.also, Rosie O'Donnell is taking over for Meredith Vieira when she leaves and takes over for Katie Couric. Meredith is hot and i dont care what you think. she would party so hard and leave you in the slums of atlanta without your shoes.she is that hard.she also has a delicious chicken recipe that i will get into a little bit later, but first.....
Maria M-> Lisa Ling-> The New Chick (not bad)->E! network->Giuliana Dipandi->Meredith Vieira->Katie Couric->Rosie->Star Jones is a MOnster.
Rosie O'Donnell is from Long Island and that really brings down the value of homes here.
I live in Massapequa. You know who else is from here? Yes, Jerry Seinfeld and the Baldwin Brothers.But i wasnt thinking them. Yes, Brian Setzer and Dee Snider, but not them either.But the one and only.......Joey Buttafuoco!
JOEY!JOEY!JOEY! what a stud!
so, i pretty much answered your question.
but before you go....i have that chicken recipe i got from Meredith Vieira.
One night,Mer came by and we were partying pretty damn hard.She is one of those "I love everyone" types when she drinks. We wind up taking a ride down to Jones Beach to hang out in the sand and chill.At some point, she starts telling me all this shit about her husband and her job and how she doesnt feel beautiful anymore, and turns in to this sobbing mess. Naturally, i cradle her and try my best to comfort her. this is an opportunity that any man should never pass on.
so, i am holding her close, her eyes gazing in mine, with those wrinkles on the corners, and she starts rubbing my back.it feels pretty damn good, just like any other first time a new woman starts touching you. she is just waiting for me to lean in and kiss her, i could tell, and i did just that.
We are just going at it HARD! making out and grinding on the sand, touching her neck and back.at one point, i did the one handed bra removal.this is a maneuver you DO NOT want to fumble with someone 20 years your senior.
Now comes the juicy part.....(if you are under 18 yrs of age please go post an ISO in the bittorrent listing forum now!)
At this point, i am just going to town on Meredith Vieira. I pretty had her in every way you can think of.This went on for about 20-25 minutes. She already went to "O-Town" a couple of times but i was having a little trouble because of how much i had to drink. She was not taking that for an answer! I whispered in her ear "I can't" to which she replied "you are going to, NOW".
She pushed me off of her and proceeded to grab my "member". She then took it and rubbed it in the sand for a little bit and then gently put it back where it was......
Let me just tell you this, i was over in about three seconds from that point!
And now, i have trouble doing it any other way.
So, that is Meredith Vieira's recipe for a Chicken Cutlet.
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August
Quote from: disco on May 03, 2006, 06:16:39 PM
random question (I guess its an appropriate venue)
Hey August,
What's ask august?
Easily the best thread going! 8-)
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August
Quote from: august on May 03, 2006, 09:44:06 PM
Quote from: disco on May 03, 2006, 06:16:39 PM
random question (I guess its an appropriate venue)
Hey August,
What's ask august?
Easily the best thread going! 8-)
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August
Damn you are witty.
Do you have an answer for everything?
Aug, what would your version of "the aristocrats" joke sound like?
Quote from: phan003 on May 03, 2006, 11:09:18 PM
Aug, what would your version of "the aristocrats" joke sound like?
Sarah Silverman stole mine.
Word for Werd.
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August
hahaha
I prefer the Carlin version, but the funniest moment in the whole film is when silverman tells her version, then she gets silent for several seconds, then says
(with a very disturbed look) "HE RAPED ME!"
I love how she has such a serious look, her delivery is flawless
but if she stole from you, it loses all credit in my book (friggin whore -> hot whore)
hey august--
funniest thread ever!!! pulled me right out the wouldwerk.
ok, i got one for you:
why does the chick in my avatar look so damn tore back?
August-
If a man speaks in the woods, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Quote from: bunkster on May 04, 2006, 12:57:05 AM
hey august--
funniest thread ever!!! pulled me right out the wouldwerk.
ok, i got one for you:
why does the chick in my avatar look so damn tore back?
welcome bunkster!
you have alot of "time online" for a lurker.
anyway.
your avatar looks tore back because she is,in fact,tore back.
from the floor.and back.
i went to high school with your avatar.she used to be best friends with a girlfriend of mine and played on the lacrosse team.
enter the "jam snake"......
nice girl->lacrosse and track star->the crack rock->filthy monster.
the lean on her scene is 0.
this is a true story....
3 busted in woman's sex ordeal
By LISA MUÑOZ
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER
Charles Moye
Melody Sims
Leigh Knobloch
Suffolk cops arrested a 60-year-old man and two women for allegedly forcing a woman to perform a sex act on each of them, then robbing her home of jewelry and electronics.
The 39-year-old victim was attacked about 2 a.m. on Jan. 10 at the North Amityville home of alleged perpetrator Charles Moye, police said.
Cops said they were not sure what relationship the alleged rapists had with each other or with the victim. It was unclear why the victim was at Moye's house.
At some point, an argument broke out between the victim, Moye, Leigh Knobloch, 26, of Massapequa, and Melody Sims, 41, of Amityville, police said.
Then, "a decision was made among the people in the house to assault her," Suffolk County Police Detective Lt. James Maher said. "She was sexually assaulted, forcibly and violently. She was assaulted sexually in a number of different ways."
Maher said Moye, Knobloch and Sims restrained the victim and forced her to perform a sex act on the trio for more than an hour.
After the attack, about 7 a.m., Maher said the three defendants found the victim's address in her purse. They drove to her nearby home and robbed her of a DVD player, jewelry and other electronics equipment.
The victim reported the incident to police the next day. That afternoon, cops executed a search warrant on Moye's house, where they arrested him and the two other attack suspects and recovered a small quantity of crack cocaine.
Moye, Knobloch and Sims were charged with felony criminal sexual act. Moye and Knobloch also were charged with felony burglary and Moye with additional misdemeanors for possession of the crack cocaine.
All three were arraigned in Central Islip court yesterday. They are due back in court next Tuesday.
so this goes out to my homegirl, Leigh Knobloch, and all the bitty's upstate!
to reiterate, your avatar IS tore up!
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Aug--may I field guyute's query?
Yes, he is still wrong, but as long as he takes the time alone to reflect and come to see the error of his ways, once the woman comes along, and after a discussion/resolution...well, you know what they say about makeup sex....
(is that too dirty for the 'paug? I'm in a mood today...excuse me. :wink:)
Quote from: gimmetela on May 04, 2006, 12:39:17 PM
is that too dirty for the 'paug?
Nope.
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August
Too dirty for the 'paug? See aug's take on Meredith Vieira's recipe for a Chicken Cutlet. :-P
Quote from: ikki on April 30, 2006, 01:31:46 AM
Best thread ever!
it has potential :wink:
-sLim.
holder of title of: "best post ever"
& participant in: "best thread hijack ever"
Quote from: VA slim on May 04, 2006, 03:47:05 PM
Quote from: ikki on April 30, 2006, 01:31:46 AM
Best thread ever!
it has potential :wink:
-sLim.
holder of title of: "best post ever"
& participant in: "best thread hijack ever"
it's true.
best post ever!
a
Quote from: august on May 04, 2006, 03:49:10 PM
Quote from: VA slim on May 04, 2006, 03:47:05 PM
Quote from: ikki on April 30, 2006, 01:31:46 AM
Best thread ever!
it has potential :wink:
-sLim.
holder of title of: "best post ever"
& participant in: "best thread hijack ever"
it's true.
best post ever!
a
but alas, i believe in fact we are thinking of different posts...
guyforget gave the post i am referring to the title of "best post ever"___ do you know the one i speak of??
and big karma to anyone the can reference the classic dual-thread spontanious hijacking i'm thinking of as well??
Slim--
what is "stars?" for 2.3463 million.
i haven't been here that long...damn i'm a dork. :roll: :wink: :-D
double digit karma?
love it.
why did man really invent the wheel?
Quote from: gimmetela on May 04, 2006, 04:30:12 PM
double digit karma?
love it.
you are welcome...
i was spreading love today...
it is May after all! :-D
okay aug. are you ready for a few more?
(--thats a rhetorical question smartass-- :wink:)
1. should i DL "the new version of winamp, or should i continue to ignore the prompts that pop up every FUCKING time i open the app.??
2. is phish coming back?
and if so, how many shows are we going to hit?
and if so, can we leave the girls at home?
and if so, how many shows-or songs, will it take before we start complaining that post-post-hiatus sucks?
and if so, how mant shows/songs will we continue to let them piss in our collective ears, before we stop giving them our $$?
and if so, can we still hang out in the lot and harrass post-hiatus heads, whilst drinking ourselves into the next hiatus?
oh yeah, and...
-WHAT's Really gOOd????
Quote from: VA slim on May 04, 2006, 06:35:17 PM
1. should i DL "the new version of winamp, or should i continue to ignore the prompts that pop up every FUCKING time i open the app.??
NO. It is gonna fuck everything up. Trust me, I have been clicking No for two months now.
Quote from: VA slim on May 04, 2006, 06:35:17 PM
2. is phish coming back?
Yes
Quote from: VA slim on May 04, 2006, 06:35:17 PM
and if so, how many shows are we going to hit?
Hopefully you will be back East when it goes down. I say somewhere between one and ten the first time around.
Quote from: VA slim on May 04, 2006, 06:35:17 PM
and if so, can we leave the girls at home?
Our Girls? That goes without saying. But if there was a saying it would be...."what happens on tour......"
Quote from: VA slim on May 04, 2006, 06:35:17 PM
and if so, how many shows-or songs, will it take before we start complaining that post-post-hiatus sucks?
Three songs.
Quote from: VA slim on May 04, 2006, 06:35:17 PM
and if so, how mant shows/songs will we continue to let them piss in our collective ears, before we stop giving them our $$?
Anywhere between one and ten shows.
Quote from: VA slim on May 04, 2006, 06:35:17 PM
and if so, can we still hang out in the lot and harrass post-hiatus heads, whilst drinking ourselves into the next hiatus?
Only if we get our lips pierced and we blast ODB from the boombox.
Quote from: VA slim on May 04, 2006, 06:35:17 PM
oh yeah, and...
-WHAT's Really gOOd????
I answer your finally question with a question.
What's really, really Good!?
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can dan rather make a come back ?
will hillary clinton be the first female president?
what the hell happened to rose perot?
Quote from: phan003 on May 04, 2006, 10:03:42 PM
can dan rather make a come back ?
will hillary clinton be the first female president?
what the hell happened to rose perot?
(Ross Perot rules by the way.)
i never said otherwise, i just want to know where her went
Quote from: phan003 on May 04, 2006, 10:03:42 PM
can dan rather make a come back ?
will hillary clinton be the first female president?
what the hell happened to rose perot?
dude, i dont mess with politics.thats your thread.
and you asked me three more questions before i got to your wheel question.
i dont know right now.
i am very upset.
a
I'm another Perot fan. Where is he? Feathering chickens?
Jephrey
Quote from: phan003 on May 04, 2006, 10:09:33 PM
i never said otherwise, i just want to know where her went
The Wizard called, he returned to Oz.
Quote from: august on May 04, 2006, 11:03:09 PM
dude, i dont mess with politics.thats your thread.
and you asked me three more questions before i got to your wheel question.
i dont know right now.
i am very upset.
a
i'm sorry, i hope you feel better soon.
Quote from: gimmetela on May 04, 2006, 12:39:17 PM
Aug--may I field guyute's query?
Yes, he is still wrong, but as long as he takes the time alone to reflect and come to see the error of his ways, once the woman comes along, and after a discussion/resolution...well, you know what they say about makeup sex....
(is that too dirty for the 'paug? I'm in a mood today...excuse me. :wink:)
Great, now I have to find something to be wrong about and reflect on so we can discuss tonight when I get home. Yeah makeup sex.
Quote from: phan003 on May 04, 2006, 04:59:18 PM
why did man really invent the wheel?
fuck. if were to go back in time, like before the wheel, i would take tv/vcr repair at the community college.could you imagine the looks on the faces of the cavemen building wheels out of stone?! i mean, here they are chipping away at a rock, and i am fixing vcr's and watching back to the future II and ernest goes to camp! fuck them and their wheel! really, i mean it. fuck them.
to answer your question, the man invented the wheel to be a dick.
and he succeeded.
so, a handful of people have called my office number as of late, and are asking the real tough questions.
here is one that was left on my voice mail.......
Quote from: 510623 on November 11, 2005, 05:43:34 PM
Uhhhh...... August? Is this really your number? From Week4paug? Well, what's up. My friends and I are watching MXC and rolling a fatty. I know you say that you are from Long Island, but you sound like someone I know from Illinois. Did you grow up on Long Island? Have a good night. Peace.
Good question.
i grew up in a far off place called Awesome, just north of Mount Wonderful. I enjoy traveling, I spent time in Africa, made friends with the locals, they had a cool name for me that actually escapes my, very well-read mind at the moment... it meant Cheetah Man, cause i can run 75 miles an hour and in fact chased a few cheetahs. That whole trip was rather ironic, cause i had just gotten back from Australia, and there were these crazy Aborigines that called me Shack Fucker.
Which is a funny story... one night, we were all pretty loaded on some aussie moonshine type drink. So, it's late and we start talking about swimming, and who can swim the fastest... my drunk ass anounces "I'll bet you fuckers all my money (which is a lot, im worth 40 mill. last i checked) that I'm faster than a fucking shark." Those guys take a bet seriously!
Next thing i know I'm on a dinghy in the middle of the ocean with two grimey buggers clenching rusty machettes.
"Aright, prove it mate!" they say to me. So, remember it's night time, in strange and dangerous waters, but there aint no way in hell i'm gonna let these fucks get the best of me. I dove right in, luckily, i can see in the dark rather well underwater. I saw a couple of makos feeding near by and knew this was my chance. Force of habit drew me to the meaner looking one. As i swam by, he knew i was looking for a fight and wanted none of it. he darted into deeper waters at roughly 55 knots (63.4 mph), this was the chase that those guys would never believe. What they don't know is that i can swim like gangbusters and it was a surpise to even myself........that I got friggen retractable gills!
I snagged the tail of that mangy fucker, jabbed my fingers in its eyes and rattled around in there till i knew i drowned the fuck. I surfaced with the beast and heaved it on the little boat with a less than a humble chuckle. what could I say, i'm pretty rad. the whole village feasted on that bitch till moning.... boy did those guys get a laugh... I also like romantic comedies.
thanks for the call!
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August
That's Hot. :-P
sorry, had to think for a hot min...
to answer your inquiry of
"what's really, really good?":
A & W cream soda.
i even have a song i sing sometimes while i drink it.
something to the effect of:
A & W cream soda is my friend
its cold and sweet
a tasty treat
(... and so on...)
whats with that new berries and cream A and dubs?
if i wanted shit, i would just make a shit sandwich.
a
Aug,
how did you know about the moat in front of my house?
the brown carpet is always paired with a mote.
those shutters confirm my story.
a
eeeerie, man. :lol:
I saw jimmy herring over the weekend (he played with the oteil and the peacemakers), and I was curious if Herring is God?
Quote from: phan003 on May 15, 2006, 11:27:39 PM
I saw jimmy herring over the weekend (he played with the oteil and the peacemakers), and I was curious if Herring is God?
i can answer this one for you(-pardon me aug.):
No.
Quote from: VA slim on May 16, 2006, 04:53:09 PM
Quote from: phan003 on May 15, 2006, 11:27:39 PM
I saw jimmy herring over the weekend (he played with the oteil and the peacemakers), and I was curious if Herring is God?
i can answer this one for you(-pardon me aug.):
No.
you are right.
a
here's one that is burnin my noggin:
Tattoo's?
what are your thoughts?
Quote from: VA slim on May 17, 2006, 08:37:42 PM
here's one that is burnin my noggin:
Tattoo's?
what are your thoughts?
good question.
here is my take.
guys can do whatever they want as far as tats are concerned, its the girls that i care about.
here are my rules.........
if a girl has ink anywhere on her thigh, she could walk on by.
if a girl has ink anywhere on her tit, she aint gonna sit on this.
if a girl has ink anywhere on the small of her back, i throw her back.
seriously though, my gift to myself is to start the first of my sleeves after i get my two hernias fixed.\
there is really no design or anything that i feel close to so it is going to be more color than anything.
my bedroom in the house i used to live was covered with different sized squares of colors taken from magazines.i never used a full person or animal or any words.just a part of something.it was quite trippy.
so that is what at least one of the sleeves will be, overlapping squares with colors inside.
i figure the first day i will get all the squares done in black.it also gives the artist some room for creativity.then gradually get each box shaded in with all different types of colors. or a snippet of a picture........
if a girl has ink anywhere else, go to town on that.
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August
Quote from: august on May 17, 2006, 08:48:51 PM
Quote from: VA slim on May 17, 2006, 08:37:42 PM
here's one that is burnin my noggin:
Tattoo's?
what are your thoughts?
good question.
here is my take.
guys can do whatever they want as far as tats are concerned, its the girls that i care about.
here are my rules.........
if a girl has ink anywhere on her thigh, she could walk on by.
if a girl has ink anywhere on her tit, she aint gonna sit on this.
if a girl has ink anywhere on the small of her back, i throw her back.
seriously though, my gift to myself is to start the first of my sleeves after i get my two hernias fixed.\
there is really no design or anything that i feel close to so it is going to be more color than anything.
my bedroom in the house i used to live was covered with different sized squares of colors taken from magazines.i never used a full person or animal or any words.just a part of something.it was quite trippy.
so that is what at least one of the sleeves will be, overlapping squares with colors inside.
i figure the first day i will get all the squares done in black.it also gives the artist some room for creativity.then gradually get each box shaded in with all different types of colors. or a snippet of a picture........
if a girl has ink anywhere else, go to town on that.
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August
Pics are mandatory.
Quote from: VA slim on May 16, 2006, 04:53:09 PM
Quote from: phan003 on May 15, 2006, 11:27:39 PM
I saw jimmy herring over the weekend (he played with the oteil and the peacemakers), and I was curious if Herring is God?
i can answer this one for you(-pardon me aug.):
No.
your just pissed that herring could eat jimi for breakfest, lunch, and dinner :wink:
:roll:
Quote from: phan003 on May 17, 2006, 10:04:25 PM
Quote from: VA slim on May 16, 2006, 04:53:09 PM
Quote from: phan003 on May 15, 2006, 11:27:39 PM
I saw jimmy herring over the weekend (he played with the oteil and the peacemakers), and I was curious if Herring is God?
i can answer this one for you(-pardon me aug.):
No.
your just pissed that herring could eat jimi for breakfest, lunch, and dinner :wink:
:roll:
how glad am i thaT i never touched that all star band thread...
veddy.
a
i'm just yankin slim's chain
he knows it
why is it(southern states) called the "dirty south" ?
Quote from: phan003 on May 22, 2006, 09:56:15 AM
why is it(southern states) called the "dirty south" ?
have you ever been there??
Quote from: tet on May 22, 2006, 09:57:08 AM
Quote from: phan003 on May 22, 2006, 09:56:15 AM
why is it(southern states) called the "dirty south" ?
have you ever been there??
he is right!
a
I'm from GA
born and raised
Quote from: phan003 on May 22, 2006, 10:02:48 AM
I'm from GA
born and raised
Then why did you need to ask :wink:
Bang, zing......
August:
Are you really a female, as your profile indicates?
Quote from: tet on May 22, 2006, 10:24:16 AM
August:
Are you really a female, as your profile indicates?
to be honest, the answer is no.
i decided to go female when i had Brooke Burke as my avatar.
then i decided to keep the female sign to confuse the ALL MALE
discussion board.you should read some of the PM's i get.
most of the guys on this board salivate just thinking that they are talking to a chick.
i answer ALL my PM's, and let everyone know that i am indeed a male, but that doesnt seem to matter to these bloodhounds.
here is a PM i got a while back.....
Quote from: gonePHishing on February 27, 2006, 07:23:21 AM
Quote from: august on February 27, 2006, 07:18:19 AM
Quote from: gonePHishing on February 27, 2006, 07:15:57 AM
Hey August, i was wondering if we can get together for a couple of drinks and then, you know, play it by ear.Hit me up Broseph!
Uh...thanks for the invite, but i have some bad news for ya, i am a dude!
That's cool August.I have a girlfriend and stuff, but you know, we hardly ever talk anymore.i was thinking that a man would have more of a perspective on why this is, than a woman.I dont know, it seems right, that i am really confused about her.i am really hoping we can get together and chill like two straight guys.we dont have to cuddle or anything like that(unless its cool :lol:).just kidding!but you know, if you want me to hold you for any reason, i wouldnt deny you of that.i am your friend.forever.
.
and thats the last we saw of him...........
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August
^^^classic
I do have a question: (from Kermit the Frog)
Why are there so many songs about rainbows and what's on the other side?
just to let everyone know,
the Ask August thread is FAAAAAR from being completely out of hand!
a
do men have PMS?
Quote from: gimmetela on May 22, 2006, 02:36:51 PM
do men have PMS?
Private Meetings Sexually?
Yes and often.
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August
Here's a question for you aug:
What ever happened to the "Ask August" thread?
i miss it.
Quote from: bunkster on May 26, 2006, 02:48:01 PM
Here's a question for you aug:
What ever happened to the "Ask August" thread?
i miss it.
helloooooo bunksterrrrrrr.........
you are right.
there should be some tumbleweed up in here.
people used to line up for miles for those hard hitting answers....
i like to think that i taught them all how to fish........
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August
I think people stopped posting when you started charging. :samurai:
I have several questions aug (no rush on the anwsers :beers: )
1) I was told that plowing a plus, plus size woman is alot like humping a bean bag chair, is this true?
2) how come God never invented beer?
3) why the hell did prince make an appearence of American Idol?
Aug, please...
not so much like a bean bag chair...think like a dog. :roll: :wink:
all about perspective, phan. :-D
LOLOL i knew i liked you. Funny sh*t... :beers:
Quote from: gimmetela on May 27, 2006, 01:07:09 AM
Aug, please...
not so much like a bean bag chair...think like a dog. :roll: :wink:
Quote from: gimmetela on May 27, 2006, 01:07:59 AM
all about perspective, phan. :-D
:beers: :banana:
thats priceless
I have a question Mr. August.
Why do I have so much fun reading www.feministing.com?
Quote from: phan003 on May 27, 2006, 12:01:42 AM
1) I was told that plowing a plus, plus size woman is alot like humping a bean bag chair, is this true?
there is absolutely nothing wrong with taking on a "plussy".it is a safe bet to assume that their self-esteem is non-existent,which is another "plussy" for you.
we all know that these types of chicks are better at a certain acts that there svelte counterparts.
take advantage of that.also,if they (or you) are drunk or desperate enough, make sure all of your friends see this shit.like,set up shop on the couch next to chris or mandy and show her the boa.
chances are she will lap that thing up.i speak from experience.
that is step one.if she is giving you the PB&J sandwich (porno BJ) in front of everyone, you know you can perch that plussy atop the couch and have a couple of pokes at it.if you are anything like me, you would be a man and do a couple laps yourself.
in the midst of snacktime,i usually stare up at her and make her confirm the fact that what i am doing is purely a favor.last thing i need are phonecalls from this thing.
is this chick even wearing skivvies?
whatever,if she is,take those off.i like when they wear a skirt a tad above the knee.as if the massive tree trunk calves were not enough, you have kneecaps that resemble ground turkey.
i would say that now is the best time to grab the videocam.you know everyone by now is holding their camera phones above you two, so be sure to wave and flex (like in american psycho).some amateurs might suggest taking a swig of beer or puffing the glass in the middle of all this.might i suggest growing up a little.i tell these losers that they aint got no class.
anyway,i dont know what kind of bean bag you have, but it is nothing like getting down with a plussy.here is your cheat sheet for the next time such an oppurtunity should arise...
1-lick it
2-stick
3-see ya later.bye.
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2) how come God never invented beer?
i have had beer before, so it looks like he got around to it.
if you are talking about way back in the day, i only have this to tell ya.
G-Dog invented Dr. Jesus who turned water into wine.
can you top that?
probably not.
if i could turn all the sheetrock in the world into crack, i wouldnt give a shit about anything else, much less trying to invent something.
cut him some slack,phan. :roll:
i dont know what happened with prince.
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August
Quotei have had beer before, so it looks like he got around to it.
if you are talking about way back in the day, i only have this to tell ya.
G-Dog invented Dr. Jesus who turned water into wine.
can you top that?
probably not.
I taught him how to fish :wink:
(http://dogbone-art.com/PaulBunyan/pb-and-jesus-fishing-contest-mid.jpg)
and gave him his first pair of burks..............
Jesus surfs without a board.....
august:
is that steven stegal in BIrdman's avatar?
Where can I get some of that saliva stuff?
Quote from: caravan2001 on May 27, 2006, 11:42:37 PM
Where can I get some of that saliva stuff?
you have a pm
:-o :-o
Quote from: VA slim on May 27, 2006, 10:58:47 PM
august:
is that steven stegal in BIrdman's avatar?
:?
yes it is.
and i know for a fact, that Barry Manilow could not only shred circles around him, but roundhouse him to pieces.
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August
Aug, you haven't answered my question yet :cry: :cry: :cry:
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on May 27, 2006, 04:20:48 PM
I have a question Mr. August.
Why do I have so much fun reading www.feministing.com?
yeah, i thought that this site really sucked.
i wouldnt go back there if i were you.
definitely run by los federales.
you might be in too deep.
Sorry About Your Loss-
August
Quote from: august on May 29, 2006, 10:27:53 PM
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on May 27, 2006, 04:20:48 PM
I have a question Mr. August.
Why do I have so much fun reading www.feministing.com?
yeah, i thought that this site really sucked.
i wouldnt go back there if i were you.
definitely run by los federales.
you might be in too deep.
Sorry About Your Loss-
August
:lol:
aug owes me a new chair, I just shit my pants in laughter and it stained my current chair. Ask Aug needs a disclaimer!
who is the hottest chick in the world?
Sorry aug, I had to.
this chick is pretty hot :-D
(http://www.drunkchicken.com/images/Firecracker.jpg)
Jephrey
August:
Which is the best knock to use in hotels while on tour: The Sanity Knock or the Frankenstein Knock?
Are there other tour friendly knocks I should be aware of? Thanks
Hey Aug.
What did Trey do to end up in the penalty box as shown in Caravans avatar? hooking? Slashing?Excessive noodling? 10 min major for destroying Glide at Coventry?
Quote from: caravan2001 on June 04, 2006, 06:27:59 PM
August:
Which is the best knock to use in hotels while on tour: The Sanity Knock or the Frankenstein Knock?
Are there other tour friendly knocks I should be aware of? Thanks
definitely the sanity knock, but the fast version of sanity.
the frankenstein usually (9/10) makes me hide all my shit.
one time, my buddy did the maze knock and i lost it.
i had one of the backpack tanks on the floor and was forced to throw it out the window.
there were also about five "assorted" powdery substances on top of the TV that were shoved in my face and a ten strip that went directly up my butt.
i was freaking out for the next 3 days.
when i looked through the peephole and saw it was my buddy FrenchFry, i was not relieved.
he is the guy that i gave the neckbreaker to in the picture thread.
also, the tank i threw out the window went through the rear window of my Mazda.
the wipeout knock is always a fun time!
Glad to help-
August
better than a ten pack up the butt....haha.....Thanks for the reply
Dear Aug,
what is the greatest comedy movie of all time and why?
-phan
Quote from: phan003 on June 06, 2006, 07:31:07 PM
Dear Aug,
what is the greatest comedy movie of all time and why?
-phan
Fatal Instinct.
Why?
Because it contains the greatest line of all time......
"YOU! Finish your coffee and get out!"
Glad to help-
August
:mrgreen: :banana:
everyone knows the best movie in the world is the Big Lebowski HANDS DOWN
....Thats just like your opinion man
Quote from: birdman on June 04, 2006, 06:33:48 PM
Hey Aug.
What did Trey do to end up in the penalty box as shown in Caravans avatar? hooking? Slashing?Excessive noodling? 10 min major for destroying Glide at Coventry?
Brad told him that if he quit jabbering away for ten minutes, that he would give him another 8-ball.
He couldnt do it.
Glad to Help-
August
Quoteeveryone knows the best movie in the world is the Big Lebowski HANDS DOWN
You are absolutely right, but this is about comedy. The Big L is certainly not that. It's uncategorizable, but possibly the most important movie of our time.
To be considedered a comedy, I would call aug "out of his element". But he didn't so I'd consider aug 100% correct on the Fatal Instinct call.
Jephrey
Fatal Instinct wins!
a
Obviously, Mr. August is not a golfer.
well no shit, he packs cid up the butt :wink:
i dunno jephery I know Lebowski backwards and forwards and everytime I think about it talk about it or quote it I cant help but crack up
what in gods holy name are you blathering about??
His point is deadly serious. The Story of the Dude is Epic. It is unlike any comedy I have seen. While parts are hilarious, it is a serious story of one mans overcoming insurmountable odds. It is a drama. It is serious.
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on June 07, 2006, 10:36:17 PM
His point is deadly serious. The Story of the Dude is Epic. It is unlike any comedy I have seen. While parts are hilarious, it is a serious story of one mans overcoming insurmountable odds. It is a drama. It is serious.
I hope that one man isnt the dude because he gets totally screwed in that movie: his friend dies, he has pee stains on his rug, his apartment gets completely ransacked and they finally killed his fuckin car... He didnt even get the twenty grand he earned fosr tossing the ringer for a ringer!
And through all of this...the Dude abides!
well sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes, well it eats you
dear august,
will the hurricanes win the stanley cup, and if so how many games?
Quote from: ucusty on June 08, 2006, 10:11:12 AM
dear august,
will the hurricanes win the stanley cup, and if so how many games?
Yes.
4 games.
Glad to Help-
August
Dear August,
what ever happened to Rider Strong?
-phan003
it looks like this happened....
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0294413/
Glad to Help-
August
:lol: :lol:
looks like a winner :wink:
where's the best place to get sushi in vancouver, bc?
Quote from: jedifunk on June 12, 2006, 09:39:30 PM
where's the best place to get sushi in vancouver, bc?
http://www.vancouver.worldweb.com/RestaurantsBars/Sushi/
Glad to help-
August
Where's the cheapest place to park near Time Square? Need to be close to 45th and Broadway (Toys R Us)
Quote from: guyute on June 12, 2006, 10:59:31 PM
Where's the cheapest place to park near Time Square? Need to be close to 45th and Broadway (Toys R Us)
i would park right on the corner of broadway and 45th.
i havent paid a parking ticket in......never!
seriously!
Glad to Help-
August
Will the U.S. win a game this world cup? We got SMOKED yesterday!!!!! :frustrated:
Quote from: august on June 13, 2006, 02:02:16 PM
Quote from: guyute on June 12, 2006, 10:59:31 PM
Where's the cheapest place to park near Time Square? Need to be close to 45th and Broadway (Toys R Us)
i would park right on the corner of broadway and 45th.
i havent paid a parking ticket in......never!
seriously!
Glad to Help-
August
Thanks. Parked 44th and broadway. Garage there is 12 for 2 hours $16 is out by 6pm. 1515 Broadway. Every weekday but Wednesday, then its full price.
August,
Does this look like the breakfast of champions to you? :evil:
Ok. Seriously though--someone, and i don't name names, told me to ask you about the IT bunnies... :evil:
dear august:
we have a running debate in our band about playing out..........our drummer
refuses to play as a headliner b/c he genuinely feels that in st. louis, the
crowd leaves before we go on, and we end up having to sit through 2 other bands
first.........thus far, he's been proven true........he wants us to be the best
opening band in st. louis in an effort to spread our good name around (we've just
begun playing out in the past month and a half - gigs are going well, but we are
still building our crowd). i say, we should be gig-sluts and play all over, whenever,
and slowly build our base - this how my other bands used to do it. He says that's nuts.
W/ your wealth of gigging know-how, can you tell me what you think is best?
Quote from: Itsnotanexperience on June 14, 2006, 11:39:02 AM
dear august:
we have a running debate in our band about playing out..........our drummer
refuses to play as a headliner b/c he genuinely feels that in st. louis, the
crowd leaves before we go on, and we end up having to sit through 2 other bands
first.........thus far, he's been proven true........he wants us to be the best
opening band in st. louis in an effort to spread our good name around (we've just
begun playing out in the past month and a half - gigs are going well, but we are
still building our crowd). i say, we should be gig-sluts and play all over, whenever,
and slowly build our base - this how my other bands used to do it. He says that's nuts.
W/ your wealth of gigging know-how, can you tell me what you think is best?
hmmmmm.......
for showcases with alot of bands, it does suck to go on first, because really all those people are there for you and you arent really exposing your music to anyone new.
and going last sucks because hour long slots arent really one hour, they turn into 1:20 slots with breakdown/setup.so by the time you go on, it is 2AM and sunday.
and nobody cares at that point.
middle is always the best for these.
also, i would stay as far away as possible from LOng Island because they dont like original music there.
Glad to Help-
August
thanks, aug!
Should I repeat my question...or was it just plain ignored? :evil:
Quote from: ucusty on June 08, 2006, 10:11:12 AM
dear august,
will the hurricanes win the stanley cup, and if so how many games?
snoochie bootches ucusty! :banana:
Quote from: Sarahdorabell on June 14, 2006, 02:08:14 PM
Should I repeat my question...or was it just plain ignored? :evil:
simma........
as for the breakfast of champs, i guess it isnt.
as for the IT question, it wasnt really a question.
welcome to the site, i am the residential ball busta.
where you from?
a
What is the finale of Lost going to reveal?
You might have a bit of a problem busting my balls. Cuz i don't have any. OH SNAP. I just moved to Omaha, Nebraska from NEW YORK CITY! Holla back at ya boyzzzz. :evil:
Aug, reference this thread
http://week4paug.net/index.php/topic,3368.0.html (http://week4paug.net/index.php/topic,3368.0.html)
for the IT question. I'll paraphrase.
What the FUCK is up with those IT bunnies?
But check out the thread, you may also want to explain the foxes.
Jephrey
Actually there was a damn in there as well. But I guess you were paraphrasing.
Quote from: Sarahdorabell on June 14, 2006, 12:07:03 AM
What the FUCK was up with those damn bunnies at IT? Did anyone else see that shit? They tried to eat me in Sunk City. :evil:
there is an amusement park kinda close to my place called "Adventureland".
the haunted house they have is a pretty short ride but fun.
there is a guy with a chainsaw when you first roll in that asks "Why did you come? I told you not to come! Now you must.........." then the chainsaw starts and you cant hear the end of it.
i guess he was going to say die, but i thought it would have provoked more thought within children's minds if he said something like "now you must.......tell me how you really feel about your sexuality"
as a kid, you would probably be like "what the fuck?! I aint telling you shit, B!".
and rightfully so.that kind of shit you usually keep in until senior year of high school or the first two years of college.
if he said something like "now you must........tell me how you really feel about your uncle" then i would be like "shit.yeah, hes alright but we dont have much in common.i guess i respect him because of my mother."
one time,i was tripping out really hard.it probably was one of my top two trips as far as teetering on the edge of sanity goes.me and my buddy eric where walking down Elm Street in my neighborhood.in one of the driveways, there was a brand new, red Camaro.
and i kept picturing Freddy Kreuger driving this shiny Camaro down the block on a sunny Sunday, waving to all his neighbors with his glove on, and everyone smiling back saying " Hi Freddy!"........anyway....
one time, we jumped out of the cart in the haunted house and walked around in there for a bit.turns out that most of the dead bodies and shit are fake.we went out the emergency exit and the lights went on and the ride stopped.
the cops came and i didnt tell them shit.they were all "we are gonna take you home and your mom is gonna punish you for the rest of the summer". and i said "listen.you are not taking me anywhere because i didnt do anything.nobody saw me do shit.so unless you want to check out the video of the haunted house (which i knew didnt exist) and prove me wrong, you can take your greasy filth-mitt off of me and get the fuck out of my face.
i was nine years old at this time.
anyway, i got off the subject.
the dude with the chainsaw, was actually one of the bunny's.he was trying to eat you.
his real name is Eli and he lives in Westchester County.
he pretty much has a shrine devoted to all the cute heady chicks from IT in one of his bedrooms.
which could use a pretty good mopping by now.
Glad to Help-
August
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on June 14, 2006, 03:46:32 PM
What is the finale of Lost going to reveal?
that season three exists.
and a delicious cooch sandwich.
Glad to Help-
August
Will Jack Bauer escape from the chinese? Is it wrong to want to see some Bauer on Bauer action(Kim and Jack) :wink: ?
Quote from: phan003 on June 14, 2006, 05:31:17 PM
Will Jack Bauer escape from the chinese? Is it wrong to want to see some Bauer on Bauer action(Kim and Jack) :wink: ?
i dont watch 24.
a
mmm...interesting. but what about the foxes? or was that in that part I skipped because it was so damn long? and also i'm so glad i'm not a cute heady chick. :evil: I'm really the devil.
Also. I think cooch is the most underused word in english. that and twat. and some others too.
And also...and this is a real question that needs to be answered...how did I get karma? Or. what is it? I need to know about it :evil:
Quote from: august on June 14, 2006, 05:33:00 PM
Quote from: phan003 on June 14, 2006, 05:31:17 PM
Will Jack Bauer escape from the chinese? Is it wrong to want to see some Bauer on Bauer action(Kim and Jack) :wink: ?
i dont watch 24.
a
shouldnt stop you from anwsering the question :roll:
After watching a few seasons of 24 I think that Bauer on Bauer action is definately waiting in the wings. But that is just my opinion and of course this is "Ask August"...so take it or leave it. :evil:
Quote from: Sarahdorabell on June 14, 2006, 05:37:17 PM
mmm...interesting. but what about the foxes? or was that in that part I skipped because it was so damn long? and also i'm so glad i'm not a cute heady chick. :evil: I'm really the devil.
I guess it was only a matter of time before Satan found the 'paug. :roll:
We should have known the end of days were upon us when fauxpaux showed up! :wink: :evil:
This Karma thing is messing with my little devil mind. :evil:
Quote from: ikki on June 14, 2006, 09:07:20 PM
Quote from: Sarahdorabell on June 14, 2006, 05:37:17 PM
mmm...interesting. but what about the foxes? or was that in that part I skipped because it was so damn long? and also i'm so glad i'm not a cute heady chick. :evil: I'm really the devil.
I guess it was only a matter of time before Satan found the 'paug. :roll:
We should have known the end of days were upon us when fauxpaux showed up! :wink: :evil:
:banana: :beers:
***heads up to NC to take a dump on satans' lawn
Quote from: phan003 link=topic=3011.msg37 :mrgreen:552#msg37552 date=1150334113
Quote from: ikki on June 14, 2006, 09:07:20 PM
Quote from: Sarahdorabell on June 14, 2006, 05:37:17 PM
mmm...interesting. but what about the foxes? or was that in that part I skipped because it was so damn long? and also i'm so glad i'm not a cute heady chick. :evil: I'm really the devil.
I guess it was only a matter of time before Satan found the 'paug. :roll:
We should have known the end of days were upon us when fauxpaux showed up! :wink: :evil:
:banana: :beers:
***heads up to NC to take a dump on satans' lawn
No dude, I think she's satan...I'm just a bad omen.
Quote from: Sarahdorabell on June 14, 2006, 04:38:14 PM
You might have a bit of a problem busting my balls. Cuz i don't have any. OH SNAP. I just moved to Omaha, Nebraska from NEW YORK CITY! Holla back at ya boyzzzz. :evil:
is this slims girl? whats going on here? why is everyone moving from "the city" to omaha of all fucking places?
aug- can you answer any of those questions?
Uhm. I am satan. :evil: That's pretty much exactly how I look. And I don't know no slim. Who's slim? From OMAHA? He's a omahomo. That's how i roll. Wait--tell me I'll say WUSS THE DEALS to him.
Quote from: Sarahdorabell on June 14, 2006, 09:47:17 PM
Uhm. I am satan. :evil: That's pretty much exactly how I look. And I don't know no slim. Who's slim? From OMAHA? He's a omahomo. That's how i roll. Wait--tell me I'll say WUSS THE DEALS to him.
:lol: omahomo, good one. . . not that there's anything wrong with that.
um, ok, but your "i'm satan" bit is getting kinda old now... so lets move on.... to the third grade now.
Quote from: ikki on June 14, 2006, 09:57:19 PM
Quote from: Sarahdorabell on June 14, 2006, 09:47:17 PM
Uhm. I am satan. :evil: That's pretty much exactly how I look. And I don't know no slim. Who's slim? From OMAHA? He's a omahomo. That's how i roll. Wait--tell me I'll say WUSS THE DEALS to him.
:lol: omahomo, good one. . . not that there's anything wrong with that.
that just means hes from omaha nothing else :evil:
Quote from: jedifunk on June 14, 2006, 10:02:10 PM
um, ok, but your "i'm satan" bit is getting kinda old now... so lets move on.... to the third grade now.
:beers:
I guess you dont get alot of girls around here because were just full of "bits" :evil:
Quote from: Sarahdorabell on June 14, 2006, 10:10:00 PM
I guess you dont get alot of girls around here because were just full of "bits" :evil:
it has nothing to do with gender
Welcome, sarah. Sorry about your move to Nebraska. It could be worse. I live in Detroit, where everyone either wants to kill you or drive an SUV. There's nothing in the middle but me. Anyway, your karma points go up when you help someone cross the road or tell August he is sexy. The latter is how I got my karma. :-D
Quote from: phan003 on June 14, 2006, 10:13:13 PM
Quote from: Sarahdorabell on June 14, 2006, 10:10:00 PM
I guess you dont get alot of girls around here because were just full of "bits" :evil:
it has nothing to do with gender
i thought i would clairfy that I'm not insulting you. I reread my post and it came across as rude to me. so don't take it that way. I just agree with jedi about the satan jokes. Every once in a while its a good laugh, but just dont beat it like a dead horse.
^^
see the stats page for male:female ratio... its pretty obsurd. ;)
Quote from: flow00 on June 14, 2006, 10:24:43 PM
Welcome, sarah. Sorry about your move to Nebraska. It could be worse. I live in Detroit, where everyone either wants to kill you or drive an SUV. There's nothing in the middle but me. Anyway, your karma points go up when you help someone cross the road or tell August he is sexy. The latter is how I got my karma. :-D
well you've got detroit rock city...we've got to wong foo (it was filmed here...) and thank you for the karma.
and just a side note: I actually sign off all my stuff with a devil smiley. I have a devil duckey too. And a devil bear. i just think it's funny. lighten it up. peeps just tryin to have fun. no need to tell people they are stupid--more likely than not they know. holla
Quote from: jedifunk on June 14, 2006, 10:48:39 PM
^^
see the stats page for male:female ratio... its pretty obsurd. ;)
I'm still a smidge new--how do you find the stats page? :?
Quote from: Sarahdorabell on June 14, 2006, 11:00:57 PM
Quote from: jedifunk on June 14, 2006, 10:48:39 PM
^^
see the stats page for male:female ratio... its pretty obsurd. ;)
I'm still a smidge new--how do you find the stats page? :?
We only tell you after you pay your dues! (We accept paypal).
Then I guess it'll be an unsolved mystery because I am known as Brokey Discount to many... :|
Quote from: Sarahdorabell on June 14, 2006, 10:59:52 PM
and thank you for the karma.
You're welcome, even though I think the karma thing is pretty stupid it's kind of lame how quick people are to smite new people around here.
13ish:1 (I found it...i have my moments)
That is ridiculous.
Why do you think that is? :-o
Quote from: Sarahdorabell on June 14, 2006, 11:14:45 PM
13ish:1 (I found it...i have my moments)
That is ridiculous.
Why do you think that is? :-o
that ratio has been dropping since we stopped sending Axe body spray to those who donate... maybe we should start doing that again
Quote from: Sarahdorabell on June 14, 2006, 10:59:52 PM
Quote from: flow00 on June 14, 2006, 10:24:43 PM
Welcome, sarah. Sorry about your move to Nebraska. It could be worse. I live in Detroit, where everyone either wants to kill you or drive an SUV. There's nothing in the middle but me. Anyway, your karma points go up when you help someone cross the road or tell August he is sexy. The latter is how I got my karma. :-D
well you've got detroit rock city...we've got to wong foo (it was filmed here...) and thank you for the karma.
and just a side note: I actually sign off all my stuff with a devil smiley. I have a devil duckey too. And a devil bear. i just think it's funny. lighten it up. peeps just tryin to have fun. no need to tell people they are stupid--more likely than not they know. holla
i'm pretty sure that no one called you stupid... but i could be wrong (or just plain stupid)
Now they have the body shots...ooh lala :banana:
Quote from: Sarahdorabell on June 14, 2006, 11:14:45 PM
13ish:1 (I found it...i have my moments)
That is ridiculous.
Why do you think that is? :-o
The crazy thing is that if the ratio is 13:1, then there are 100 registered females here, and to date you are the second to ever post more than a couple times, or maybe at all.
Don't sweat the karma thing, it's pretty meaningless.
Quote from: jedifunk on June 14, 2006, 11:18:08 PM
Quote from: Sarahdorabell on June 14, 2006, 10:59:52 PM
Quote from: flow00 on June 14, 2006, 10:24:43 PM
Welcome, sarah. Sorry about your move to Nebraska. It could be worse. I live in Detroit, where everyone either wants to kill you or drive an SUV. There's nothing in the middle but me. Anyway, your karma points go up when you help someone cross the road or tell August he is sexy. The latter is how I got my karma. :-D
well you've got detroit rock city...we've got to wong foo (it was filmed here...) and thank you for the karma.
and just a side note: I actually sign off all my stuff with a devil smiley. I have a devil duckey too. And a devil bear. i just think it's funny. lighten it up. peeps just tryin to have fun. no need to tell people they are stupid--more likely than not they know. holla
i'm pretty sure that no one called you stupid... but i could be wrong (or just plain stupid)
oh wait. i meant make people feel stupid for liking devil smileys. i mean, theoretically...of course
The dude abides :wink:
Quote from: Sarahdorabell on June 14, 2006, 05:37:17 PM
mmm...interesting. but what about the foxes? or was that in that part I skipped because it was so damn long? and also i'm so glad i'm not a cute heady chick. :evil: I'm really the devil.
are you some crazy scary goth chick then? i'm having a hard time visualizing, and your avatar doesn't help...
rule #1?
Oh wait, wrong board.
Sorry, I couldn't resist, smite away!! :samurai:
Quote from: tet on June 14, 2006, 11:22:01 PM
Quote from: Sarahdorabell on June 14, 2006, 05:37:17 PM
mmm...interesting. but what about the foxes? or was that in that part I skipped because it was so damn long? and also i'm so glad i'm not a cute heady chick. :evil: I'm really the devil.
are you some crazy scary goth chick then? i'm having a hard time visualizing, and your avatar doesn't help...
Oh goodness no. Nothing gothic about me...I just like the little horns and the cute tail with the little triangle...i would probably be killed by a goth person...that's how not goth I am. And I think my picture says everything about me! :evil:
Quote from: ikki on June 14, 2006, 11:23:39 PM
rule #1?
Oh wait, wrong board.
Sorry, I couldn't resist, smite away!! :samurai:
Ok...just don't smite me. :-D
A,
has anybody ever dropped the stanley cup after winning it???
uc
So who's the dude in your picture?
Since Aug's probably still at the show I'll take this one. . .
Thom Yorke.
Glad to Help-
August
August: This was handed to me outside the garden at New Years '95....is this officially from Phish or is it a joke? I can't tell. Thanks in advance for your help....
(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h31/Toddsteel/funnyphish.jpg)
I remember that handout! I'm not sure if it came from inside the scene (ironic spoof) or outside (creative Phish-bashing), but I'm almost certain it wasn't the band.
Although, the line about fighting police on purpose, "so that you can feel a level of oppression otherwise impossible to attain having come from such a privileged background" does seem "Prep School Hippie"-ish.
I was sort of kidding....I know the kid that put that thing together...there is a Dead one they did before this one that is hilarious. Except when they put out the dead one, all these people were way too serious and wanted to beat their asses...
I get it - I was forgetting which thread I was reading :)
That's what I get for posting before the morning coffee
hahahaha, thats hilarious. Good stuff.
Quote from: Sarahdorabell on June 14, 2006, 04:38:14 PM
You might have a bit of a problem busting my balls. Cuz i don't have any. OH SNAP. I just moved to Omaha, Nebraska from NEW YORK CITY! Holla back at ya boyzzzz. :evil:
DEMIN! how could you leave nyc for nebraska?
I know. But I'm not doing the demon thing anymore. Get with the program...someone told me that it was getting old. NYC to NEBRASKA. Well, quality of life and cost of living. And I got a cute little car that I named Chi Chi. Drag queen of course. (my car that is)
but seriously, why omaha? family there or something?
My husbands family lives here. And we got married and make bookoos of money here and live a lavish life and we would barely be scraping by in NYC and I'm way to high maintenance for that. And we have a yard for our doggies. But, I do miss NYC all the time. Omaha is the blandest place I've ever been. And the whitest to boot.
Parts of this statement are not based on actual fact. :-P
no, demin = damn. my slang, sorry.
but still, jeez. Nebraska? :?
thats funny. weird slang.
Nebraska is great. It makes traveling much more affordable. and why the heck not? live a little. :banana:
Quote from: Sarahdorabell on June 14, 2006, 04:38:14 PM
You might have a bit of a problem busting my balls. Cuz i don't have any. OH SNAP. I just moved to Omaha, Nebraska from NEW YORK CITY! Holla back at ya boyzzzz. :evil:
alright i don't have time to read 4 pages of this thread, but i just saw this, and had to say hi.
i moved from NYC to Lincoln, neb a year ago...
talk to me...
We're in Omaha. Moved here in September. How come you moved here?
Quote from: Sarahdorabell on June 15, 2006, 03:17:31 PM
We're in Omaha. Moved here in September. How come you moved here?
maybe you should ask august that question...
i'm still tryin to figure that one out myself... :wink:
uh, i
was born in Omaha 32 yrs ago... all my family is from Ne, we moved to the east coast when i was 5... i grew up mostly in VA... i moved around... uh, then i was in LI, NY for 6/7 yrs... uh then my life got complicated beyond belief, uh... then one day (after a plane ride involving a Valium and a couple of Gin on the rocks) i woke up in Lincoln...(my folks moved back here, so i'm staying w/ them)... not the worst place in the world to live... great place to raise kids... but i'm an East coaster at heart, so ...
-
SOMEONE COME aND TAKE ME OUTTA thisF-ING CORNFIELD ALREADY!!!!!!!!! :-D
sLIm.
Hey Slim, a very similar thing happened to me that involved valium. After college, I hopped a bus in Pennsylvania and headed to California. Very complicated reasons, but valium and some whiskey eased the troubles. While exiting Iowa, I swallowed a few valiums, kicked back, closed my eyes and listened to Dark Side of the Moon. It was night time. When I woke up, the bus was in Nebraska. I discovered that the thousand dollars I had in my pocket was gone. By the next bus stop, we were in Wyoming, I think. A dude from Florida who was dying of cancer and became my friend during the trip said he saw a guy in the back of the bus with an envelope similar to the one I had in my pocket. When I asked him about it, he said, "I didn't touch your money. It looks like you'll have to live in a half-way house and work at McDonalds." I gave him a sob story, and a bus stop later, he pointed underneath my seat, and there was my money. I had looked there before, so I know he had to have put it there. A few hundred dollars was missing, but at least I wasn't broke. Anyway, that's my valium story involving Nebraska. After reaching Sacramento, I hitchiked to Humboldt County, then Oregon, Washington, back down to Utah and New Mexico, then Mexico where police stole some of my money, and back to Pennsylvania. And that's it. I made it back home. In some ways, it sounds like you did too.
Quote from: Sarahdorabell on June 15, 2006, 06:10:50 PM
August:
Did you ever hear Dub Side of the Moon - Easy Star All Stars?
yes.
a
dub side rocks, I saw them play in the city sometime last year. good show but only one rasta guy in the band
Why was my i.p. address blocked from posting at www.feministing.com ????
LOL.
Hey August,
Why does disco always ask you the same question/tell you the same thing?
I've got my own theories, what's yours?
damn, aUg, where are you, i got a SErious question.
do you know who the character Suzy Greenberg is based on, and if so, is she a Gemini?
i must have the answer!!
es moi importante!
Quote from: VA slim on June 17, 2006, 07:41:57 PM
damn, aUg, where are you, i got a SErious question.
do you know who the character Suzy Greenberg is based on, and if so, is she a Gemini?
i must have the answer!!
es moi importante!
Hears the Seinfeld theme in the background....
I've heard numerous theories on this and I want to know your take augustus ....
Why are French people called frogs?
Peace,
Frog
Aug,
where the hell have i been?
:evil: :-P :wink:
dunno. hope there were margaritas involved though. :banana:
unfortunately, no...try again. :cry:
well, august is omnipotent. he's more reliable then the magic 8-ball...
why did this thread die?
Ok, so aug, Would you want to know? Would you take the time to go down to the gas station and review the tapes, already knowing which gas station and what times the purchases occured? There are several, obvious risks here.
Quote from: antelope19 on July 25, 2006, 11:29:18 AM
Ok, so aug, Would you want to know? Would you take the time to go down to the gas station and review the tapes, already knowing which gas station and what times the purchases occured? There are several, obvious risks here.
for 80 bux?
nah....
good chance it is just a crackhead buying a carton of smokes,a case of beer, maybe some food and filling up the crack taxi tank.
you gotta be pretty dumb to run a stolen card at a gas station.
Glad to Help-
August
Thanks....I thought the same thing myself. :beers:
why did this thread die?
:roll:
just rediculous read...
that's why i asked.
:o
you actually read this entire thread! wow, what a collosal waste of time... wish i had that much free time ;)
Quote from: jedifunk on April 26, 2007, 04:49:41 PM
:o
you actually read this entire thread! wow, what a collosal waste of time... wish i had that much free time ;)
that's what happens when you're limited to pick 4 websites a day to visit at work...
and you work 8-12 hours shifts at a computer :)
thus goes the story of my recent life.
working for the family.going to school.week4paugin' it.sleeping too much.
wow, they make you pick 4 website that you can surf, and that' IT??
i'd pick a proxy site, so that way you can load any other page...
Quote from: tet on April 26, 2007, 04:58:05 PM
wow, they make you pick 4 website that you can surf, and that' IT??
i'd pick a proxy site, so that way you can load any other page...
yeah...
thanks to the midnight shift's porn addiciton almost crashing our server to nothing.
getting virus' all up in that stuff. YUCK.
Yeah, pick anonymouse.com if you want to try a proxy server. Try it at home to see if it'll fit your needs. I used that proxy till I adjusted my connection at work. It's slow but effective (and if you don't pay, you have to log back in after a post, but that can be worked out if you get good with using tabs while browsing.)
J
Quote from: jephrey on April 27, 2007, 05:42:18 PM
Yeah, pick anonymouse.com if you want to try a proxy server. Try it at home to see if it'll fit your needs. I used that proxy till I adjusted my connection at work. It's slow but effective (and if you don't pay, you have to log back in after a post, but that can be worked out if you get good with using tabs while browsing.)
J
thanks man...
i'll definately try that :)
K+ for making my day at work better
Once again, August is fielding all the tough questions.
Don't hesitate to ask.
a
What will the New York Yankees record be at the end of this season?
August, why is the latter half of our line-up killing the heart of the order?
I mean... Moises Alou is practically leading the lead in batting average. Although he was 0 for 5 last night, he's still killing it. Hes what, 42? I was actually pissed when we got him because I figured he was a washed up old fart that the Mets picked up because he had a good name (coughpedromartinezcough)
Dear August,
Why hasn't Gumbo upped his new avatar yet?
Thanks in advance!
Quote from: mattstick on April 29, 2007, 03:48:00 PM
What will the New York Yankees record be at the end of this season?
40-122.
Glad to help-
AugustQuote from: Gumbo72203 on April 29, 2007, 03:50:11 PM
August, why is the latter half of our line-up killing the heart of the order?
I mean... Moises Alou is practically leading the lead in batting average. Although he was 0 for 5 last night, he's still killing it. Hes what, 42? I was actually pissed when we got him because I figured he was a washed up old fart that the Mets picked up because he had a good name (coughpedromartinezcough)
In all seriousness, it's a perfect time for them to shine.
Even Green.....everyone wanted him gone this year, or to at least platoon with Lastings, but he has been clutch.
He has made 2 big E's in RF, but his bat has been sick.
You're not gonna put Alou, Green & Valentine in the 3-4-5, but they sure are playing like they should.
I take comfort in the fact that we are still a first place team without much support from the "meat" in our order.
When Beltran, Delgado & Wright are settled in, fuhgettaboutit.
Glad to help-
August
Oh i know man, Green has been hot as hell. Today was the first game in I think 4 games where he didn't have two hits. I mean, we only had 3 total, but Beltran's homer is all we needed. Plus we got to see Franco prove he's still worth paying for, even after all these years. He sure surprised the hell out of me with that liner to right last night; I actually got let down when I saw him come to the plate.
Hopefully everything is OK with Valentine's knee though. I missed the play that caused that.
I never wanted Green gone, however. Lastings, yes. He's just way too young yet with not enough experience. I think Green was just out of sorts being traded in the middle of the year to a team as tight as the Mets are in the clubhouse. I always knew he was this good, though. I mean, I dont think he'll keep up being this hot the whole year, but I have a real good feeling he'll pull .320 at least. I think this will be Reyes' break-through year, though. He's already batting .350 basically, hes already leading in stolen bases and triples, and he's already got something like 15 RBI's from the lead-off spot.
Haha, its great actually... every time we're down, like last night, and its the end of the order, all I ever do is keep saying "Just get to Reyes. Just get to Reyes." And thats usually all we need; last night he even pulled through, except that was a great catch at first by Fick.
Quote from: Gumbo72203 on April 29, 2007, 04:31:55 PM
Oh i know man, Green has been hot as hell. Today was the first game in I think 4 games where he didn't have two hits. I mean, we only had 3 total, but Beltran's homer is all we needed. Plus we got to see Franco prove he's still worth paying for, even after all these years. He sure surprised the hell out of me with that liner to right last night; I actually got let down when I saw him come to the plate.
Hopefully everything is OK with Valentine's knee though. I missed the play that caused that.
I never wanted Green gone, however. Lastings, yes. He's just way too young yet with not enough experience. I think Green was just out of sorts being traded in the middle of the year to a team as tight as the Mets are in the clubhouse. I always knew he was this good, though. I mean, I dont think he'll keep up being this hot the whole year, but I have a real good feeling he'll pull .320 at least. I think this will be Reyes' break-through year, though. He's already batting .350 basically, hes already leading in stolen bases and triples, and he's already got something like 15 RBI's from the lead-off spot.
Haha, its great actually... every time we're down, like last night, and its the end of the order, all I ever do is keep saying "Just get to Reyes. Just get to Reyes." And thats usually all we need; last night he even pulled through, except that was a great catch at first by Fick.
d00d...i think someone got a hold of your account.
This is actually
coherent, and i agree with it!
::dies::
a
shit man.... i didn't mean to end your existence. i feel bad now.
Quote from: Gumbo72203 on April 29, 2007, 05:21:29 PM
shit man.... i didn't mean to end your existence. i feel bad now.
the only way to make up for it is to use your new avatar.
a
hahahahahaha
we'll see...
bwahahahaha
+k to aug, gumbo & hicks if its not too soon.
Quote from: Gumbo72203 on April 29, 2007, 06:53:16 PM
hahahahahaha
we'll see...
Yeahh!!!!1111!!!! GRRRRRRRRRR!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!1
You're aight in my book Gumbo, and don't let anyone tell you different!
Haha thanks dude.
As long as I can always give you guys a laugh and take up 7 minutes of your life every time I post, then all is well ;)
should be 30 minutes, it takes 7 minutes to read a Gumbo post, and 23 minutes of staring at the screen, wondering how many paint chips you had as a child. :wink:
Quote from: Gumbo72203 on April 29, 2007, 08:01:54 PM
Haha thanks dude.
As long as I can always give you guys a laugh and take up 7 minutes of your life every time I post, then all is well ;)
No one, I mean no one, hits the nail on the head like Gumbo. :beers:
Aug,
what will become of Rosie O'D. ?
Damnit August I want to know why we can keep getting over 10 hits a game, most of the time out-hitting the opponent, but still manage to lose.
And why the heck isn't David Wright living up to his potential? And why isn't Delgado hitting a baseball ever? Between the two of them tonight, they were 1 for 10, and left between 10 and 20 men on base (i forget what they said, i know it was 10 or more but dont think it was as high as 20)
And will Mike Pelfrey actually throw a few first pitch strikes tomarrow at all, making it to at least the 6th inning?
Aug., will you seek participation in the National Wiffleball Championships?
http://www.fastplastic.net/
will this forum ever get back to being more about phish than everything else?
or perhaps a better question... will I ever get back to wanting to talk about phish again?
Quote from: phan003 on April 30, 2007, 10:32:07 PM
Aug,
what will become of Rosie O'D. ?
Aside from bringing down property values on Long Island, she'll be volunteering her services to local carpet cleaning companies.
Glad to Help-
August
Quote from: susep73 on April 30, 2007, 11:51:43 PM
Aug., will you seek participation in the National Wiffleball Championships?
http://www.fastplastic.net/
I would love to, unfortunately, my Wiffleball partner-in-crime decided it was cool to move to Brooklyn and get a "real" job. :roll:
So, not this year.
I'm always looking for talent, though.
Glad to Help-
August
Quote from: jedifunk on May 01, 2007, 07:54:30 AM
will this forum ever get back to being more about phish than everything else?
or perhaps a better question... will I ever get back to wanting to talk about phish again?
Probably not.
I forsee many more fake setlists games.
Like a WSP setlist game and a Phix fake setlist game.
As for you, i think that there is hope.
Glad to Help-
August
Quote from: August on May 01, 2007, 09:37:29 AM
Aside from bringing down property values on Long Island, she'll be volunteering her services to local carpet cleaning companies.
Glad to Help-
August
Classic...... :lol:
Aug, will we ever see the return of Rock n' Roll, or will emo continue to dominate the airwaves?
Dear August,
Should I tell my fiancee that I spent $150 on a Phish poster before or after it arrives?
Thanks in advance!
Which poster Hicks?
(http://www.phishposters.com/yabbse/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=49002.0;attach=44868;image)
From allstar, framed, it was just too sweet a deal to pass up.
She is gonna be pissed though!
You're not married yet!
the real question is:
Should I tell my wife that I spent actually $150 on a sweet deal for an ipod vs $100 on a (not as) sweet deal for a smaller ipod (which she actually begrudgingly approved) given that, now, she's reporting that I probably shouldn't spend anything...
follow that?
Quote from: rowjimmy on May 01, 2007, 01:00:39 PM
the real question is:
Should I tell my wife that I spent actually $150 on a sweet deal for an ipod vs $100 on a (not as) sweet deal for a smaller ipod (which she actually begrudgingly approved) given that, now, she's reporting that I probably shouldn't spend anything...
follow that?
How much of a difference in storage are we talkin here?
Yeah, were gonna need model #s on those.
That's a nice print - congrats.
I'm not married, so I don't understand the subtle nuances of not wearing my own pants, but I think both of your purchases were wise and should feel no shame.
Maybe you guys have seen the movie Strangers On A Train? You could tell each others signifigant other...
Quote from: mattstick on May 01, 2007, 01:05:30 PM
That's a nice print - congrats.
I'm not married, so I don't understand the subtle nuances of not wearing my own pants, but I think both of your purchases were wise and should feel no shame.
Maybe you guys have seen the movie Strangers On A Train? You could tell each others signifigant other...
Seriously that looks like a $150 frame job so it's like I'm getting the print for free, she'll understand that right? :-D
Quote from: antelope19 on May 01, 2007, 01:02:14 PM
How much of a difference in storage are we talkin here?
the difference is 26GB for $50.
It's a no-brainer, really.
Quote from: mattstick on May 01, 2007, 01:05:30 PM
I'm not married, so I don't understand the subtle nuances of not wearing my own pants, but I think both of your purchases were wise and should feel no shame.
It's not shame...
I'm proud of my actions... but there may well be... repercussions.
Quote from: Hicks on May 01, 2007, 01:12:59 PM
Seriously that looks like a $150 frame job so it's like I'm getting the print for free, she'll understand that right? :-D
Or you could tell her that you'll sell it for $500 when Phish comes back, and you'll buy her something nice then...
Quote from: mattstick on May 01, 2007, 01:14:56 PM
Or you could tell her that you'll sell it for $500 when Phish comes back, and you'll buy her something nice then...
He may be on to something there......Just pose it as an "investment"
I know that's how I justify all my poster purchases...
btw Hicks - what is your name over on pp? Or should I know this already?
Quote from: mattstick on May 01, 2007, 01:14:56 PM
Or you could tell her that you'll sell it for $500 when Phish comes back, and you'll buy her something nice then...
you know?
that usually works...
but then there are somegirls who'd rather you now but them things... but make them something...
or take the day off and spend it with them...
p.s.
aug... why are girls like that?
Quote from: mattstick on May 01, 2007, 01:18:35 PM
I know that's how I justify all my poster purchases...
btw Hicks - what is your name over on pp? Or should I know this already?
It's actually Hicks, but I post there very infrequently.
Yes, I'm clearly a post whore over there, closing in on 10K.
Why isn't there a NSFW thread?
Quote from: danje on May 02, 2007, 11:43:43 PM
Why isn't there a NSFW thread?
Why isn't there an "Ask Tet" thread?
Glad to Help-
Augustya big perv.
Quote from: danje on May 02, 2007, 11:43:43 PM
Why isn't there a NSFW thread?
because we have no way to verify age here, and even if we did, that's too much liability. the Red Light District is as close as you're gonna get, sorry.
dear august
got any sure fire pick up lines?
thanks
Dear aug,
Why do people hand out +k's like it means anything. And why do they feel the need to include in the post that they're actually giving someone a +k?
Quote from: newplanet7 on May 06, 2007, 12:22:17 AM
Dear aug,
Why do people hand out +k's like it means anything. And why do they feel the need to include in the post that they're actually giving someone a +k?
I once promised that I would do something like that, but my promise fell through.
Edit: Sometimes its just fun to read back through the posts and try to guess where the karma materializes from.
whats karma
dear aug...
why is newplanet obsessed with the karma system? why can't he just accept that its a silly game and means absolutely nothing, and simply move on?
Dear Aug,
what does it all mean?
Dear August,
Why can't the Blue Jays win in Texas?
Quote from: jedifunk on May 06, 2007, 11:16:01 AM
dear aug...
why is newplanet obsessed with the karma system? why can't he just accept that its a silly game and means absolutely nothing, and simply move on?
:?
Actually me and aug have a running joke about it.
Am I limited to what I can rip on or something?
Didn't see that in the manual.
Check out augs signature. It explains it all.
If it really bothers you I will stop joking about it.
Quote from: newplanet7 on May 06, 2007, 12:22:17 AM
Dear aug,
Why do people hand out +k's like it means anything. And why do they feel the need to include in the post that they're actually giving someone a +k?
I'm stumped by this, but it really is no sweat off my back.
It's funny, though...
A few new members have used "k+" at the end of their posts even though they cant give any out... :roll:
I guess it's all the rage these days.
Me, I give me karma to those that deserve it, and rarely feel the need to shout it from the rooftop when i do.
Glad to Help-
AugustQuote from: jedifunk on May 06, 2007, 11:16:01 AM
dear aug...
why is newplanet obsessed with the karma system? why can't he just accept that its a silly game and means absolutely nothing, and simply move on?
I find it to be ironic that you think newplanet is OBSESSED with the karma system yet you ask a question about his OBSESSION.
It sounds like he's not the only one with an OBSESSION! :-P
Let's make nice, dewds, and take comfort in the fact that i have an insane amout of karma for being the headiest d00d around.
Glad to Help-
AugustI'll field some more questions later, when i'm good and drunk.
Quote from: newplanet7 on May 06, 2007, 01:16:27 PM
:?
Actually me and aug have a running joke about it.
Am I limited to what I can rip on or something?
Didn't see that in the manual.
Check out augs signature. It explains it all.
If it really bothers you I will stop joking about it.
:-o No, but we reserve the right to rip on you about your ripping on things. Claro? :wink:
Quote from: Hicks on May 06, 2007, 02:13:21 PM
:-o No, but we reserve the right to rip on you about your ripping on things. Claro? :wink:
:-D Epic chess move! :beers:
Quote from: mirthbeatenworker on May 05, 2007, 09:54:25 PM
dear august
got any sure fire pick up lines?
thanks
Quote from: August on May 06, 2007, 02:11:53 PM
I'll field some more questions later, when i'm good and drunk.
::awaits anxiously::
August - Is Pelfrey gonna fuck up our streak down in Arizona?
oh yeah, and what the hell is keeping Franco going? He sure as hell ain't no Satchel Paige. Steroids what?
I refuse to answer anymore Mets questions here.
Direct them towards the Sports Talk forum, please.
a
Why did John Lennon repeatedly ruin perfectly good albums by allowing Yoko to 'perform' on them? I've heard love is blind but, is it deaf, as well?
-rj
Quote from: rowjimmy on May 06, 2007, 05:47:40 PM
Why did John Lennon repeatedly ruin perfectly good albums by allowing Yoko to 'perform' on them? I've heard love is blind but, is it deaf, as well?
-rj
:lol:
Quote from: August on May 06, 2007, 02:11:53 PM
A few new members have used "k+" at the end of their posts even though they cant give any out... :roll:
::looks around repeatedly:: oh... :oops: .... ::backs slowly out of the room:: :roll:
Dear August:
Am I too new to make fun of Gumbo's PHIX obsession? (good-naturedly of course :wink:) If so, at what post count would that be considered acceptable? Thanks in advance.
Sincerely
Holding his tounge in Pittsburgh
I'll take that one - No.
i believe the question started...'dear august'... :wink:
Twogoodeyes+=best avatar eva!
Quote from: newplanet7 on May 06, 2007, 07:29:14 PM
Twogoodeyes+=best avatar eva!
Gotta hand it to ya, good start.
I love to jump in on this and ask serious questions....aug why do stalactites and stalagmites form? :roll:
Quote from: TwoGoodEyes on May 06, 2007, 06:02:52 PM
::looks around repeatedly:: oh... :oops: .... ::backs slowly out of the room:: :roll:
Dear August:
Am I too new to make fun of Gumbo's PHIX obsession? (good-naturedly of course :wink:) If so, at what post count would that be considered acceptable? Thanks in advance.
Sincerely
Holding his tounge in Pittsburgh
Karma is at 25 posts
making fun of Gumbo can be done as post number one and is often encouraged :banana:
Dear August,
Can you please set into motion a series of events that cause me to be rich, famous, awesome and everlasting?
Thanks.
Matthew.
Quote from: mirthbeatenworker on May 05, 2007, 09:54:25 PM
dear august
got any sure fire pick up lines?
thanks
I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.
Nice shoes, wanna fu@#
Dear Aug...
Is it true that the Strawberry is the only fruit with its seeds on the outside?
Thanks, benji
dearest augustus
i have this source for 12-31-95
http://db.etree.org/shninfo_detail.php?shnid=24707 (hillwigs source)
is the LP download a better source (or what is the best source)?
August likes AUDs so he'll likely give you the wrong answer. The recent release is clearly the best recording of 12/31/95.
Dear August,
Are you mad at us? :cry:
Thanks in advance!
Quote from: mattstick on May 12, 2007, 01:22:30 PM
August likes AUDs so he'll likely give you the wrong answer. The recent release is clearly the best recording of 12/31/95.
thanks matt!
here's a doozie aug.
how long does the average man "mansturate"? mine's gone fucking nuts.
and will midol work on him?
Quote from: gimmetela on May 13, 2007, 05:28:23 PM
here's a doozie aug.
how long does the average man "mansturate"? mine's gone fucking nuts.
and will midol work on him?
It all depends on the last time he "sexuated".
Get on that!
Glad to Help-
August
a slight rebuttal:
but he's being a little bitch...isn't there a pill?
:roll: :wink:
Quote from: gimmetela on May 13, 2007, 05:47:20 PM
a slight rebuttal:
but he's being a little bitch...isn't there a pill?
:roll: :wink:
You can either give him a delicious sandwich, or make him a Jack on the rocks.
And make the rocks pills.
Glad to Help-
August
What man doesn't want to have sex.... ?????
Quote from: Gumbo72203 on May 13, 2007, 05:54:06 PM
What man doesn't want to have sex.... ?????
Engaged or married men.
Glad to Help-
August
Haha... you know... thats funny, because I actually wanted to get married/engaged to my last girlfriend, and there is NOTHING that will ever make me NOT want to have sex with her lol.
Live with a girl for a month or two and you could get rid of that problem.
Quote from: August on May 13, 2007, 05:57:15 PM
Engaged or married men.
Fact.
14 years and still kickin.
yeah...
single dudes, :roll: .
what's sex????
Quote from: VA slim on May 13, 2007, 08:47:42 PM
what's sex????
It's when you pull on yourself.
Or tug the boat.
Or rough up the suspect.
a
Quote from: August on May 13, 2007, 05:57:15 PM
Engaged or married men.
Glad to Help-
August
not doesn't want, but forced to live with less - and accept it (kind of)
Dear August,
have you ever heard of "The boy in the Boat"? Where is this and how should i stimulate it?, cause thats what LaQuandus keeps telling me.
dear august...
this boy keeps calling me a flirt...
what should i do?
signed,
lovelyINkentucky
Dear August,
Rich people really really want to give me stuff, but they think I don't believe I want or deserve this stuff.
How do I convince them that I believe that I want and deserve this stuff, because I do....please answer soon, your life might depend upon it!
FauxPaxFauxReal.
dear august,
where are the strange places that we must look at just right?
and
how do you tell someone you are very intrigued and fascinated of them without putting a foot in ones mouth?
Quote from: alcoholandcoffeebeans on June 07, 2007, 05:26:35 PM
dear august...
this boy keeps calling me a flirt...
what should i do?
signed,
lovelyINkentucky
hmm...
it sounds like he might be right.
if you can, jump his bones, in hopes that that might shut him up.
Glad To Help-
August
Quote from: Marmar on June 07, 2007, 05:58:05 PM
dear august,
where are the strange places that we must look at just right?
and
how do you tell someone you are very intrigued and fascinated of them without putting a foot in ones mouth?
The armpit region is that strange place.
When looked at in the right light, it looks like Mount Rushmore.
Have you tried cutting her dog's head off and putting it in a box for her yet?
That didn't work well for some dude in the news recently, but he might have done it all wrong.
Glad To Help-
August
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on June 07, 2007, 05:56:23 PM
Dear August,
Rich people really really want to give me stuff, but they think I don't believe I want or deserve this stuff.
How do I convince them that I believe that I want and deserve this stuff, because I do....please answer soon, your life might depend upon it!
FauxPaxFauxReal.
The Truffle Shuffle works like a charm.
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c73/gwendt/TruffleShuffle.jpg)
Glad To Help-
August
Dear August,
What is the one thing I will probably forget when I'm packing for Bonnaroo?
Also, what's up with this show Pirate Masters - it totally sucks but I watched it again this week?
Regards,
TheCanadianStallion
QuoteHave you tried cutting her dog's head off and putting it in a box for her yet?
That didn't work well for some dude in the news recently, but he might have done it all wrong.
If she doesn't have a dog......what else would work?
And yer right! my arpit DOES look like mt rushmore!
Quote from: August on June 07, 2007, 09:19:49 PM
hmm...
it sounds like he might be right.
if you can, jump his bones, in hopes that that might shut him up.
Glad To Help-
August
that's fine and all...
but he'd have to squat really low for ME to jump his bones...
Dear August,
Is it weird that I'm planning on getting a hair cut BEFORE getting my drivers license photo re-taken?
QuaffedCanuck
Quote from: mattstick on June 07, 2007, 09:52:45 PM
Dear August,
Is it weird that I'm planning on getting a hair cut BEFORE getting my drivers license photo re-taken?
QuaffedCanuck
I'll field this one, if you don't mind.
The only things in life that you should get a haircut prior to:
Wedding (your own)
headstands in a bed of coals
Haircuts are for quitters and the United States Marines.
Dear August,
Why is it that when I should be, I'm not and when it's not appropriate, I am? And then there's the times (more often then not, now) when I'm just not. Not at all, not for anything.
What's the deal?
-rj
Quote from: rowjimmy on June 08, 2007, 09:18:50 AM
I'll field this one, if you don't mind.
The only things in life that you should get a haircut prior to:
Wedding (your own)
headstands in a bed of coals
Haircuts are for quitters and the United States Marines.
Agreed.
In all seriousness, i'm growing mine a little longer and then i'm gonna donate it Locks of Love.
Mine is right at my shoulders now, so a few more should do it, so that way I don't have to completely shave my head to spare a healthy 10 inches.\
a
How else am I supposed to bring sexy back if I don't like like a million bucks in my drivers license photo??
Long hair is what's bringing back. It's up and coming. Me, I'm working ahead of the curve on this one.
Anyone who knew me in 94/95 can attest that I look like an idiot with long hair.
Something a haircut can't fix.
:-P
Quote from: mattstick on June 07, 2007, 09:39:03 PM
Dear August,
What is the one thing I will probably forget when I'm packing for Bonnaroo?
Also, what's up with this show Pirate Masters - it totally sucks but I watched it again this week?
Regards,
TheCanadianStallion
Dear CS-
Your passport.
Do you need a passport to cross now?
I remember you didn't need it years ago, but I heard that has changed.
So that's my qUESTion for you.
Pirate Master's?
Never heard of it.
There were a lot of pirates 'round here yesterday, though, matey.
Glad To Help-
August
I don't even know where my passport is, probably still in the glove box of my car.
You can get through with only a drivers license and birth certificate if you're driving across the border, but if you're flying you need a passport now.
Surface travel is easier because terrorisms like to fly.
True, it's also harder to get a car than a plane ticket if you're an illegal immigrant.
Quote from: mattstick on June 08, 2007, 09:43:25 AM
True, it's also harder to get a car than a plane ticket if you're an illegal immigrant.
Prolly 'cause they stink up the upholstery something fierce.
a
Quote from: August on June 08, 2007, 09:52:58 AM
Prolly 'cause they stink up the upholstery something fierce.
a
now thats funny :-D :clap:
August,
When's it gonna be my turn?
thanks in advance for your careful consideration,
dee
Quote from: gimmetela on June 08, 2007, 11:32:34 AM
August,
When's it gonna be my turn?
thanks in advance for your careful consideration,
dee
Come up to the Island for the weekend.
You hire a baby sitter and i'll get the Cognac and Ecstacy.
You'll get your turn...
Besides, older women are HAWT!
Really Glad To Help-
August
day-um
Aug,
Why do (some) women consider it their jobs to make themselves as confusing to the opposite sex as possible?
Quote from: antelope19 on June 08, 2007, 12:08:25 PM
Aug,
Why do (some) women consider it their jobs to make themselves as confusing to the opposite sex as possible?
That might be your fault, in all honesty.
I assume you've conducted the "finger test", right?
It's similar to bears smelling menstruation in females.
If you don't know what it is, it's like a litmus test with pheromones, but you use your finger and then lick it to see if they got those herpes.
Glad to Help-
August
I'm such an idiot.
I forgot to tell you what taste you'll be looking for.
If it taste like Taco Bell beef that has been sitting on the counter for a few days, you're good.
Means the chick digs you and is super clean.
Good luck!
a
Quote from: August on June 08, 2007, 12:19:52 PM
I'm such an idiot.
I forgot to tell you what taste you'll be looking for.
If it taste like Taco Bell beef that has been sitting on the counter for a few days, you're good.
Means the chick digs you and is super clean.
Good luck!
a
:-o :oops: :roll: :-D :-D :-D
Aug -
I have a gig tonight and would like to give the crowd something a little
extra tonight........any ideas?
Thx as alwaze.
Aug,
Can men fake "it" in Bed?
-Anonymous filthy perv
Ok, so I am coming to terms with losing my hair. It's just part of (my) life. But the question is, when is it time to go with the buzz cut? Lord knows I ain't gonna do a comb over. :-D :lol:
Quote from: phan003 on June 11, 2007, 04:33:41 PM
Aug,
Can men fake "it" in Bed?
-Anonymous filthy perv
Yep.
I'll upload some audio later.
But here is a funny story...
My buddy Danny has a crawlspace in his basement where he used to nail chicks back in 9th/10th grade or something.
One day after school, he brings back the school crazy, Jill, and took her to the crawlspace of love.
So at some point during their teenage romp, his condom breaks, but he has no idea until it was too late.
He extinguished her completely non-impregnated innards with his man milk.
He realized when he pulled it out that he had a shredded up rubber that looked like a joker's cap covered in his manitude, so he became scared as shit, because the town crazy is not a girl you want to knock up.
She asked him "did you go yet?" and he replied "yep!".
So obviously, the next thing to come out of her mouth is "let me see it!" rather excitedly, as if getting a teenage boy off is as hard as convincing a teenage chick to "loosen up" during her first buttsechs encounter.
Danny says "no..no..no.." as he is cupping this mangled mess in his hands and dives for a roll of duct tape.He rips an arms-length of duct tape from the roll and wraps it around the rub-a-dub a few times until it looks like how that much tapes looks like, but with small portions of rubber and semen peeking out here and there.
To this day, neither Danny nor myself have any idea what the fuck that shit was all about.
Glad to Help-
August
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...i guess i really missed out on good teenage fun living in the country...'cause you know my cousins weren't really worried about the wrapper...more kids=more gov't money, and if they ain't gots no daddy, even more money. I am so glad i know the best "Magic 8ball" in the world is here at the paug.
Quote from: antelope19 on June 11, 2007, 04:44:15 PM
Ok, so I am coming to terms with losing my hair. It's just part of (my) life. But the question is, when is it time to go with the buzz cut? Lord knows I ain't gonna do a comb over. :-D :lol:
Well, most guys compensate by buying a nice car.
Have you considered buying something like an Infiniti?
Glad to Help-
August
HA!!!! Low Blow. Its just not true aug. Its just not true. :-D :roll:
Quote from: antelope19 on June 11, 2007, 05:09:08 PM
HA!!!! Low Blow. Its just not true aug. Its just not true. :-D :roll:
BURN!!!!
(http://www.geocities.com/heartxshapedxcoffin/punkd2.gif)
:-D ZING!!!!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/firsttoleave/vader.jpg)
I can get all 3 '03 Hampton Va pollock prints for $650 should I do it yes or no?????????
Quote from: metalzone58 on September 26, 2007, 12:42:19 AM
I can get all 3 '03 Hampton Va pollock prints for $650 should I do it yes or no?????????
No.
Glad to Help-
August
what the hell were you doing up at 5 am? :wink:
Quote from: gimmetela on September 26, 2007, 10:39:26 AM
what the hell were you doing up at 5 am? :wink:
I'm an early riser.
I've been sober the past two weeks, so I like to get up mad early and go for my run or ride when it's still dark out.
Feeling good!
a
Quote from: antelope19 on June 11, 2007, 04:44:15 PM
Ok, so I am coming to terms with losing my hair. It's just part of (my) life. But the question is, when is it time to go with the buzz cut? Lord knows I ain't gonna do a comb over. :-D :lol:
Antelope - i'd like to offer some further advice on this question.
I've always said that when the receding hairline merges with the chrome dome/baldspot it's time to break out the clippers.
I started well before that, I started losing my hair when I was 18 and it was extremely noticable by the time I was 20. I don't take it down with a razor or anything but I bought a set of $25 Wahl trimmers and just take it down about once a week.
hey man, i was listening to my old analog copy of 7.17.93 Vienna VA, and the philler on tape II includes fluffhead (complete w/ travels) and a Run like an Antelope with BBFCFM lyrics, then back into the raging lope, then back to BBFCFM>Lope. Any ideas on what show this is? the Antelope starts out with a simpsons tease, if that helps. Thanks, always enjoy yourself. Benji
Quote from: Bobafett on October 08, 2007, 11:32:11 AM
hey man, i was listening to my old analog copy of 7.17.93 Vienna VA, and the philler on tape II includes fluffhead (complete w/ travels) and a Run like an Antelope with BBFCFM lyrics, then back into the raging lope, then back to BBFCFM>Lope. Any ideas on what show this is? the Antelope starts out with a simpsons tease, if that helps. Thanks, always enjoy yourself. Benji
3-13-92 Big Black Furry Antelope!
thanks hicks. is that a show worth grabbing? i know the antelope is raging, but how is everything else? THe quality on my tape is pretty good for an Aud. :beers:
Get It.
Yeah dude, the SBD that circulates sounds great, save for diginoise/clipping in BBFCFM.
I'm not a big '92 guy, but it's one of my favorite shows from the year.
They said it!
Classic show.
a
(http://nyc.metblogs.com/archives/images/2007/01/Up-Arrow.jpg)
Dear 'Paug-
I am having sex with an ex-girlfriend of mine from 14 years ago.
She has a "boyfriend" and is freshly divorced.
We sneak around and meet for animalistic acts of sexitude.
This is not a question but moreso a statement and a chance to use the sunglasses emoticon.
Thanks For the Help-
August
8-)
Quote from: August on October 26, 2007, 11:04:21 AM
THE TRIFECTA!!!!!!
(http://eknp.com/clipart/ani/siren.gif)
Quote from: August on January 24, 2008, 03:10:36 PM
Dear 'Paug-
I am having sex with an ex-girlfriend of mine from 14 years ago.
She has a "boyfriend" and is freshly divorced.
We sneak around and meet for animalistic acts of sexitude.
This is not a question but moreso a statement and a chance to use the sunglasses emoticon.
Thanks For the Help-
August
8-)
Sounds like fun!
(http://www.robkantner.com/Images/backdoorman.jpg)
Quote from: August on January 24, 2008, 03:10:36 PM
Dear 'Paug-
I am having sex with an ex-girlfriend of mine from 14 years ago.
She has a "boyfriend" and is freshly divorced.
We sneak around and meet for animalistic acts of sexitude.
This is not a question but moreso a statement and a chance to use the sunglasses emoticon.
Thanks For the Help-
August
8-)
as long as you're looking out for your best interests.. :roll: ;)
QuoteSneaking Sally Through The Alley
Trying to get away clean....
Dear August,
I've recently developed an interest in a Japanese Noise/Drone Rock band
that also works some seriously heavy heavy metal magic on some of their
albums. While I could simply choose to focus on the Drone oriented material
and leave the deep dark metal aside, the collector in me will not allow me
to forgo at least a listen to everything. This, naturally, conflicts with my
hippie roots.
Yes, I like Black Sabbath but, this doesn't really compare. Seriously.
If this is heavy metal, then Sabbath is like a tin can.
Should I throw caution to the wind and risk receiving music recommendations
from Gumbo if he sees what I'm listening to atm?
Can a band who named an album, "Amplifier Worship" be all that bad?
Will the WGA strike ever end, allowing me greater opportunity to watch
new episodes of inane programming and stop exploring the music of the world?
Sincerely,
rj
ps- Do you agree that it can be easier to like a band if the lyrics are in a
foreign language, as it thus becomes harder to find them objectionable?
Quote from: rowjimmy on January 24, 2008, 03:46:15 PM
Dear August,
I've recently developed an interest in a Japanese Noise/Drone Rock band
that also works some seriously heavy heavy metal magic on some of their
albums. While I could simply choose to focus on the Drone oriented material
and leave the deep dark metal aside, the collector in me will not allow me
to forgo at least a listen to everything. This, naturally, conflicts with my
hippie roots.
Yes, I like Black Sabbath but, this doesn't really compare. Seriously.
If this is heavy metal, then Sabbath is like a tin can.
Should I throw caution to the wind and risk receiving music recommendations
from Gumbo if he sees what I'm listening to atm?
Can a band who named an album, "Amplifier Worship" be all that bad?
Will the WGA strike ever end, allowing me greater opportunity to watch
new episodes of inane programming and stop exploring the music of the world?
Sincerely,
rj
ps- Do you agree that it can be easier to like a band if the lyrics are in a
foreign language, as it thus becomes harder to find them objectionable?
::squints::
::thinks::
::furls brow::
a
Quote from: rowjimmy on January 24, 2008, 03:46:15 PM
Should I throw caution to the wind and risk receiving music recommendations
from Gumbo if he sees what I'm listening to atm?
:-o
:-D
(http://poljunk.gloriousnoise.com/images/bush.stumped.jpg)
Stumped!
He signs on at the weirdest moments.
I don't know if he really knows what's going on ever.
Anywhere.
a
where has that guy been anyway? Haven't seen the gumbo around these parts in quite a while.
He's been worshiping the Amplifier.
a
Is that what the kids ae calling it these days?
Quote from: antelope19 on January 24, 2008, 03:54:51 PM
where has that guy been anyway? Haven't seen the gumbo around these parts in quite a while.
oddly enough.
he emailed me today.
anyway...
not much internet access lately.
that's all i could comprehend from the email...
Come to think of it... I had noticed that the PH threads were a bit quiet.
what's so hard to comprehend about this:
Quote from: Gumbo72203 on January 12, 2008, 04:35:15 PM
yeah i donno, its really hard to explain. i guess its from being a musician... because certain keys and modes have distinct aural emotions and vibes. This is why a lot of Phish songs make me think of certain colors, because the modes and scales that they are based on have their own unique distinctions. For instance, Mike's Song is a blue song for me, Slave is green, YEM is white, Theme is red, Weekapaug is a light blue, Hydrogen is white, Stash is yellow, Ghost is a purple/dark blue, Tweezer is yellow, Sand is a dark red, Twist is yellow, etc.
and this is why i get kind of lost with the disco biscuits; with having so many songs in similar keys, their sonic "colors" all blend into one for me, where its nearly impossible to see the differences and distinctions between songs.
too much acid? maybe... lol
:clap:
Quote from: blatboom on January 24, 2008, 04:00:46 PM
what's so hard to comprehend about this:
Quote from: Gumbo72203 on January 12, 2008, 04:35:15 PM
yeah i donno, its really hard to explain. i guess its from being a musician... because certain keys and modes have distinct aural emotions and vibes. This is why a lot of Phish songs make me think of certain colors, because the modes and scales that they are based on have their own unique distinctions. For instance, Mike's Song is a blue song for me, Slave is green, YEM is white, Theme is red, Weekapaug is a light blue, Hydrogen is white, Stash is yellow, Ghost is a purple/dark blue, Tweezer is yellow, Sand is a dark red, Twist is yellow, etc.
and this is why i get kind of lost with the disco biscuits; with having so many songs in similar keys, their sonic "colors" all blend into one for me, where its nearly impossible to see the differences and distinctions between songs.
too much acid? maybe... lol
:clap:
That is absolutely genius. My mind is blown. For real.
Except for me Theme is kinda...hmm...rainbowish for some reason. And YEM tends to be more light purple. Props to Gumbo.
Quote from: August on January 24, 2008, 03:54:29 PM
I don't know if he really knows what's going on ever.
He clearly doesn't:
Quote from: Gumbo72203 on January 12, 2008, 04:35:15 PM
Weekapaug is a light blue
Weekapaug is green and purple with a gold flame-job. How could anyone miss that?
[Edit] Steele beat me to it while I was playing with the colors!
HA Seriously though.....genius.
For all the new 'paugers, this was/is the best thread to ever hit teh internetz, fyi.
a
Clearly.
(http://dashemdchen.de/tehdemo/best_thread_ever.jpg)
August -
Why does Maxtor suck donkey cock?
Thanks,
tet
Quote from: tet on January 24, 2008, 04:46:11 PM
August -
Why does Maxtor suck donkey cock?
Thanks,
tet
Who is this guy?
A crazy screen name?
He sounds like a real DickBag/DogHead.
What "Maxtor" doesn't know is that if he fuxors with Tet he will feel the wrath of the 'Paugonians.
Tell him to surf the dirt and go into the "electronix" biz.
Glad to Help
-
August
I'm new to the ask august thread but....
August,
What should I do with my life? College is beginning to come to an end (although it seems like an eternity away) and I have yet to choose, or at least commit to, a path.
Thanks so much,
Hoodie
August,
In response to Mr. Jimmy's previous question, i would like to ammend the record to show that in the case of heavy heavy metal, or dark deep metal, the language in which the lyrics are sung is neither here nor there, since no one could understand it in any language.
Thanks, BP
Quote from: hoodie22 on January 24, 2008, 05:15:48 PM
I'm new to the ask august thread but....
August,
What should I do with my life? College is beginning to come to an end (although it seems like an eternity away) and I have yet to choose, or at least commit to, a path.
Thanks so much,
Hoodie
You have a lot of catching up to do.
I hear that.
Not everyone has the blood to sit at Black Jack tables for days straight.
I would invest in plastics, Hershey's & Clorox.
I'm totally serious, too.
I plan on sitting on me bum investing and playing table games and betting on sports and drinking and running for the rest of my days.
You should, too
Glad to Help-
August
Quote from: August on January 24, 2008, 05:22:26 PM
I would invest in plastics, Hershey's & Clorox.
I'm totally serious, too.
August
:-D That's how we roll.....I forgot about that....
Quote from: caravan2001 on January 24, 2008, 09:20:33 PM
Quote from: August on January 24, 2008, 05:22:26 PM
I would invest in plastics, Hershey's & Clorox.
I'm totally serious, too.
August
:-D That's how we roll.....I forgot about that....
:-D
I threw a few down with those.
I might fight you come the Summer. :wink:
Or buy you Subway Series tix...
a
Quote from: alcoholandcoffeebeans on January 24, 2008, 03:58:41 PM
Quote from: antelope19 on January 24, 2008, 03:54:51 PM
where has that guy been anyway? Haven't seen the gumbo around these parts in quite a while.
oddly enough.
he emailed me today.
anyway...
not much internet access lately.
that's all i could comprehend from the email...
:lol:
Quote from: August on January 24, 2008, 10:04:13 PM
Quote from: caravan2001 on January 24, 2008, 09:20:33 PM
Quote from: August on January 24, 2008, 05:22:26 PM
I would invest in plastics, Hershey's & Clorox.
I'm totally serious, too.
August
:-D That's how we roll.....I forgot about that....
:-D
I threw a few down with those.
I might fight you come the Summer. :wink:
Or buy you Subway Series tix...
a
I'll be back in August, so I hope we can make it to Shea.....the way the market has been lately, who knows what's gonna happen, but I'm hopin for the best...those are solid calls.....
Quote from: August on January 24, 2008, 05:22:26 PM
Quote from: hoodie22 on January 24, 2008, 05:15:48 PM
I'm new to the ask august thread but....
August,
What should I do with my life? College is beginning to come to an end (although it seems like an eternity away) and I have yet to choose, or at least commit to, a path.
Thanks so much,
Hoodie
You have a lot of catching up to do.
I hear that.
Not everyone has the blood to sit at Black Jack tables for days straight.
I would invest in plastics, Hershey's & Clorox.
I'm totally serious, too.
I plan on sitting on me bum investing and playing table games and betting on sports and drinking and running for the rest of my days.
You should, too
Glad to Help-
August
:roll:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22827806/
Hershey stops making mints in coke-like packsCops said candy too much like real thing; existing product will still be sold
HERSHEY, Pa. - The Hershey Co. is halting production of Ice Breakers Pacs in response to criticism that the mints look too much like illegal street drugs, the company's president and chief executive officer said Thursday.
Hershey CEO David J. West disclosed the decision during a conference call about the company's newly released fourth-quarter earnings report.
Ice Breakers Pacs, which first hit store shelves late last year, are nickel-sized dissolvable pouches with a powdered sweetener inside. The pouches come in blue or orange and bear the Ice Breakers logo.
Members of Philadelphia's police narcotics squad said the mints closely resembled tiny heat-sealed bags used to sell powdered street drugs. They charged that the consequences could be serious if, for example, a child familiar with the mints found a package of cocaine.
"Some community and law-enforcement leaders have expressed concern" about the shape of pouch and the Xylitol sweetener inside, and about the possibility of the mints being mistaken for illegal substances, West said.
"We are sensitive to these viewpoints and thus have made the decision that we will no longer manufacture Icebreakers Pacs," he said.
Quote from: blatboom on January 24, 2008, 04:00:46 PM
what's so hard to comprehend about this:
Quote from: Gumbo72203 on January 12, 2008, 04:35:15 PM
yeah i donno, its really hard to explain. i guess its from being a musician... because certain keys and modes have distinct aural emotions and vibes. This is why a lot of Phish songs make me think of certain colors, because the modes and scales that they are based on have their own unique distinctions. For instance, Mike's Song is a blue song for me, Slave is green, YEM is white, Theme is red, Weekapaug is a light blue, Hydrogen is white, Stash is yellow, Ghost is a purple/dark blue, Tweezer is yellow, Sand is a dark red, Twist is yellow, etc.
and this is why i get kind of lost with the disco biscuits; with having so many songs in similar keys, their sonic "colors" all blend into one for me, where its nearly impossible to see the differences and distinctions between songs.
too much acid? maybe... lol
:clap:
Gumbo is actually on to something here. It is known as Synesthesia. It has some scientific merit.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synesthesia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synesthesia)
Let me tell you what Miles Davis' "Bitches Brew" looks like sometime....
Aug, How did you get in that Simpson's 90's episode, Sunday night?
Anyone else catch that? :-P
Quote from: cleech74 on January 28, 2008, 12:05:59 AM
Aug, How did you get in that Simpson's 90's episode, Sunday night?
Anyone else catch that? :-P
i caught enough to see Homer grab his DSOTM vinyl.
it was pretty subtle. and very dope.
Quote from: cleech74 on January 28, 2008, 12:05:59 AM
Aug, How did you get in that Simpson's 90's episode, Sunday night?
Anyone else catch that? :-P
Good episode...Professor August :-D I liked that Homer was drinking Zima and all of the 90's tracks (Bittersweet Symphony haha....)...now back to the thread...
agreed, that was a CLASSIC episode! even the Back To The Future reference (curt cobain's 'brother' calling) was perfect. best new episode in a while!
Sounds like i missed out. :frustrated:
Quote from: tet on January 28, 2008, 01:17:59 PM
(curt cobain's 'brother' calling)
i believe it was his cousin :-P ha-ha (in nelson like tone)!
Watched it this morning. Great ep.
Kurt, not Curt.
Kurdt even, on ocassion.
Hey sir,
have you heard any more info on the upcoming radiohead tour? this new album has me jonesing harder than i ever jonesed before, including form phish jonesings.
thanks in advance,
bp
Quote from: Bobafett on February 08, 2008, 07:13:59 PM
Hey sir,
have you heard any more info on the upcoming radiohead tour? this new album has me jonesing harder than i ever jonesed before, including form phish jonesings.
thanks in advance,
bp
Yes.
There are gonna play Lurgee, Let Down and Packt Like Sardines every night.
Glad To Help-
August
Dear August,
Will I have a valentine this year?
THanks,
Annie
Quote from: hoodie22 on February 08, 2008, 08:58:04 PM
Dear August,
Will I have a valentine this year?
THanks,
Annie
Meh.
Prolly not.
Lo Siento-
August
I appreciate the honesty.
You should try being less forward than you are.
Then you'll catch a real Prince.
Guys find that shit to be a huge turn-off.
a
Dear August,
I've read Survivor, Fight Club, and Haunted.
Which Chuck Palahniuk novel should I read next?
Sincerely,
rj
Quote from: rowjimmy on February 09, 2008, 12:05:54 AM
Dear August,
I've read Survivor, Fight Club, and Haunted.
Which Chuck Palahniuk novel should I read next?
Sincerely,
rj
Without a doubt...Diary.
Then, Choke.
Glad To Help-
August
(don't forget Invisible Monsters.. i liked that one)
Dear August...
tonight on my way to work, literally on my way in.. like walking across the street to work...
there was a fight between two girls i recognized from the bar...
being the the nice girl i try to be, i went to break it up...
in the midst of trying to get the girl out that was getting her ass beat... the "ass beater" started mouthing off to me.. i payed no mind and kept trying to get the other girl out of it... mouthing off continued.
she ended up swinging at me... and sorry that doesn't' fly with me. I'm passive, but in this instant i wasn't.
so i shoved the other girl out of the way and proceed to get in a fight with the mouthy one.
pretty much, i won. end of story... busted knuckles, knees, and elbows... but my face is untouched, and the only swing she got in was the first one that completely missed me.
question is... is feeling bad about this alright? because i do.
thanks.
m.
oooh
cat fight
MANDI WHIPS ASS ON A DAILY BASIS>
Quote from: alcoholandcoffeebeans on February 09, 2008, 04:29:14 AM
(don't forget Invisible Monsters.. i liked that one)
Dear August...
tonight on my way to work, literally on my way in.. like walking across the street to work...
there was a fight between two girls i recognized from the bar...
being the the nice girl i try to be, i went to break it up...
in the midst of trying to get the girl out that was getting her ass beat... the "ass beater" started mouthing off to me.. i payed no mind and kept trying to get the other girl out of it... mouthing off continued.
she ended up swinging at me... and sorry that doesn't' fly with me. I'm passive, but in this instant i wasn't.
so i shoved the other girl out of the way and proceed to get in a fight with the mouthy one.
pretty much, i won. end of story... busted knuckles, knees, and elbows... but my face is untouched, and the only swing she got in was the first one that completely missed me.
question is... is feeling bad about this alright? because i do.
thanks.
m.
This post is useless without pictures. :wink:
Mandi, as a person who believes in pacifism I think I can relate to how you feel. I'd kick an ass if the moment req'd it but I would not like for it to happen. You were in the right, though, and it happened because you were helping someone else. Take care of those hands.
Quote from: alcoholandcoffeebeans on February 09, 2008, 04:29:14 AM
(don't forget Invisible Monsters.. i liked that one)
Dear August...
tonight on my way to work, literally on my way in.. like walking across the street to work...
there was a fight between two girls i recognized from the bar...
being the the nice girl i try to be, i went to break it up...
in the midst of trying to get the girl out that was getting her ass beat... the "ass beater" started mouthing off to me.. i payed no mind and kept trying to get the other girl out of it... mouthing off continued.
she ended up swinging at me... and sorry that doesn't' fly with me. I'm passive, but in this instant i wasn't.
so i shoved the other girl out of the way and proceed to get in a fight with the mouthy one.
pretty much, i won. end of story... busted knuckles, knees, and elbows... but my face is untouched, and the only swing she got in was the first one that completely missed me.
question is... is feeling bad about this alright? because i do.
thanks.
m.
Quote from: slslbs on February 09, 2008, 08:56:03 AM
oooh
cat fight
Glad To Help-
August
Quote from: slslbs on February 09, 2008, 08:56:03 AM
oooh
cat fight
guess you coudl say that ;)
Quote from: Bobafett on February 09, 2008, 09:27:49 AM
MANDI WHIPS ASS ON A DAILY BASIS>
i'm mandi coleman, i do what i want!!!
hehe, no seriously fighting is NOT something i like doing...
Quote from: rowjimmy on February 09, 2008, 09:44:05 AM
This post is useless without pictures. :wink:
Mandi, as a person who believes in pacifism I think I can relate to how you feel. I'd kick an ass if the moment req'd it but I would not like for it to happen. You were in the right, though, and it happened because you were helping someone else. Take care of those hands.
i'll grab a picture of my knuckles later ;)
and yeah, the moment jsut over took me... i was just trying to help...
later that night a drunk, birthday girl wandered in my bar.. she had left her friends and jsut went walking.
i bought her a drink, we talked 4th dimenson?!?! and medical stuffs... then i drove her home..
thanksfully i got to be the samaratian twice last night and at least one of the outcome was GOOD :)
thanks everyone (And August)!!
/threadjack
(sorry a)
^^^Good stuff. Hope she (the other girl) learned a lesson.
Back on topic,
August, I've been wanting to ask for a long time:
What's the big idea?
And another thing:
What's the big deal?
August:
How come Mattstick gets to have his screename displayed in yellow, and the rest of us have to live with blue? I mean I would still pick blue if I had a choice, but it would be nice to mix it up a bit. I would maybe go for a nice shade of purple, like lilac, or possibly mulberry......
Quote from: caravan2001 on February 09, 2008, 08:56:45 PM
August:
How come Mattstick gets to have his screename displayed in yellow, and the rest of us have to live with blue? I mean I would still pick blue if I had a choice, but it would be nice to mix it up a bit. I would maybe go for a nice shade of purple, like lilac, or possibly mulberry......
You'd look stho hawt in RAINBOWS, Caravan.
Like, thuper Good!
Matt, Tet & Shaft are the "Yellow" Mods.
Jedi, RJ & MGoldey are the "Blue" Mods.
The colors were decided after we put all six in a paper bag.
Some were virtually unscathed...others were not.
THUPER!-
August
august---
yesterday after kickball I ate a steak, a california pizza kitchen pizza and drank an entire half gallon of soy milk.
does that make me an insane alcoholic?
matt.
Quote from: August on February 10, 2008, 02:27:23 PM
Quote from: caravan2001 on February 09, 2008, 08:56:45 PM
August:
How come Mattstick gets to have his screename displayed in yellow, and the rest of us have to live with blue? I mean I would still pick blue if I had a choice, but it would be nice to mix it up a bit. I would maybe go for a nice shade of purple, like lilac, or possibly mulberry......
You'd look stho hawt in RAINBOWS, Caravan.
Like, thuper Good!
Matt, Tet & Shaft are the "Yellow" Mods.
Jedi, RJ & MGoldey are the "Blue" Mods.
The colors were decided after we put all six in a paper bag.
Some were virtually unscathed...others were not.
THUPER!-
August
Ooooooh! Shaft! He can moderate me anytime! :lol:
Quote from: August on February 10, 2008, 02:27:23 PM
Quote from: caravan2001 on February 09, 2008, 08:56:45 PM
August:
How come Mattstick gets to have his screename displayed in yellow, and the rest of us have to live with blue? I mean I would still pick blue if I had a choice, but it would be nice to mix it up a bit. I would maybe go for a nice shade of purple, like lilac, or possibly mulberry......
You'd look stho hawt in RAINBOWS, Caravan.
Like, thuper Good!
Matt, Tet & Shaft are the "Yellow" Mods.
Jedi, RJ & MGoldey are the "Blue" Mods.
The colors were decided after we put all six in a paper bag.
Some were virtually unscathed...others were not.
THUPER!-
August
Don't forget guyforget who is the red mod, and will show you how "deep the rabbit hole goes".
here is an import from our other home:
Quote
I have a question for the thread formerly known as "Ask August", but perhaps even Sophist could help, also. I was looking to get the RH tix to ATL, and it appears that waste and ticketmaster are sold out. should i just give up and buy some at higher prices, or is there another source? thanks in advance!
I wouldn't sweat it.
There should be a ton in the lots.
a
holy shit...a reply in like 82 seconds. no wonder you have your own advice column. THX :clap:
(btw: this clapper is all cracked out!)
Quote from: Bobafett on February 19, 2008, 06:31:25 PM
:clap:
(btw: this clapper is all cracked out!)
:lol: I noticed that too!
I kind of like the new Death Cab For Cutie song, am I getting soft in my old age?
Quote from: Hicks on April 24, 2008, 12:31:08 PM
I kind of like the new Death Cab For Cutie song, am I getting soft in my old age?
http://week4paug.net/index.php?topic=2407.0
Yes.
Glad to Help-
G. Augusto
Quote from: G. Augusto on April 24, 2008, 12:35:15 PM
Quote from: Hicks on April 24, 2008, 12:31:08 PM
I kind of like the new Death Cab For Cutie song, am I getting soft in my old age?
http://week4paug.net/index.php?topic=2407.0
Yes.
Glad to Help-
G. Augusto
:lol: Seriously though the new song is pretty different than anything else they've ever done, I like that he sounds a bit more aggressive with his vocals too.
But DCFC is still one of the worst band names ever, regardless of the Beatles reference.
Woot. The return of my favorite thread. :clap:
I want free money, where can I find it?
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on April 30, 2008, 01:01:00 PM
I want free money, where can I find it?
moola.com
Let me know, I'll invite you.
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on April 30, 2008, 01:01:00 PM
I want free money, where can I find it?
Old ladies' purses.
Glad to Help-
G. Augusto
Here's one...
In reference to the 7 y.o. kid thread ( http://week4paug.net/index.php?topic=8802.0 ), why do parents/guardians refuse to do their job?
Is this a socio-economic issue, or is it just that they're trash?
Quote from: PhishJY on April 30, 2008, 01:04:32 PM
Here's one...
In reference to the 7 y.o. kid thread ( http://week4paug.net/index.php?topic=8802.0 ), why do parents/guardians refuse to do their job?
Is this a socio-economic issue, or is it just that they're trash?
I think she did a pretty good job by taking away his video games for the weekend.
That's my son, btw...
Glad to Help-
G. "Hood Rat" Augusto
I have a question- Shouldn't this thread be called "Ask G.Augusto"?
Quote from: G. Augusto on April 30, 2008, 01:03:20 PM
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on April 30, 2008, 01:01:00 PM
I want free money, where can I find it?
Old ladies' purses.
Glad to Help-
G. Augusto
Purse sounds so SEXY when you say it like that!
Dear August,
when will the db come back?
thanks
still waiting......still waiting
:-P
spose you can't rush wisdom
why do your torrents generally have more comments than other Phish torrents?
Quote from: bvaz on June 26, 2008, 01:16:53 PM
why do your torrents generally have more comments than other Phish torrents?
Interesting observation.
Ever since I promised a free box of Lucky charms to the first 20 leechers, there's been a lot of hype surrounding the shows I put up.
Glad to Help-
G. Augusto
Quote from: G. Augusto on June 26, 2008, 01:36:20 PM
Quote from: bvaz on June 26, 2008, 01:16:53 PM
why do your torrents generally have more comments than other Phish torrents?
Interesting observation.
Ever since I promised a free box of Lucky charms to the first 20 leechers, there's been a lot of hype surrounding the shows I put up.
Glad to Help-
G. Augusto
That and the free pr0n. :evil:
cause he's a girl, duh.
and the free pr0n.
Quote from: VA slim on June 26, 2008, 07:33:47 PM
cause he's a girl, duh.
Who do think is the star of the pr0n?
Quote from: G. Augusto on June 26, 2008, 01:36:20 PM
Quote from: bvaz on June 26, 2008, 01:16:53 PM
why do your torrents generally have more comments than other Phish torrents?
Interesting observation.
Ever since I promised a free box of Lucky charms to the first 20 leechers, there's been a lot of hype surrounding the shows I put up.
Glad to Help-
G. Augusto
how do we get our free box, I was def #18
Who started the tradition of throwing an old pair of shoes over the wires on the street when you're done with'em? What is the significance? I saw a couple pairs up the other day and it just sparked my curiosity.
I left my bag in a bar last night, any chance my weed will still be in it when I get it back?
Quote from: mattstick on October 31, 2008, 09:52:44 AM
I left my bag in a bar last night, any chance my weed will still be in it when I get it back?
hahahahahahahaha.....
sorry, it's not really funny, but the idea your goodies will remain intact is hilarious!
Unless, of course, no has found it before you get back there! :-D
I feel that there is even more sarcasm and dark wit in your recent posts. Is this a result of anything in particular? Phish reuniting, running, the new nano, less sleep, or just shits and giggles?
Thank you and keep up all the good blogs.
sweet blog....
Quote from: caravan2001 on October 31, 2008, 11:52:47 AM
sweet blog....
Will you stop saying that!
(http://surbrook.devermore.net/adaptationsbook/pb/rugen.jpg)
Quote from: Hicks on October 31, 2008, 12:15:32 PM
Quote from: caravan2001 on October 31, 2008, 11:52:47 AM
sweet blog....
Will you stop saying that!
(http://surbrook.devermore.net/adaptationsbook/pb/rugen.jpg)
:lol:
Quote from: antelope19 on October 31, 2008, 09:51:58 AM
Who started the tradition of throwing an old pair of shoes over the wires on the street when you're done with'em? What is the significance? I saw a couple pairs up the other day and it just sparked my curiosity.
I'll be honest with you.
It was the blacks.
It was pretty much the ultimate insult because no one and nobody's cousin was climbing up no telephone pole to retrieve said kicks.
Every time you see some crusty old shoes danglin' from a wire, think of the kids.
Glad-
G. AugustoQuote from: mattstick on October 31, 2008, 09:52:44 AM
I left my bag in a bar last night, any chance my weed will still be in it when I get it back?
Funny story...
A few years ago, I bought a new car and gave my old one to my brother.
We went to get his new (my old) car washed at the local Suds-B-Gone.
As the employees (you know what I was going to say) were drying the interior of the car, they kept looking back at us and smirking.
We were befuddled.
Now, go back about 6 months before that ever happened.
The Reverend MC Daniel Fiesta was traveling through Europe and brought be back a "Penis Satel."
Not familiar?
Well, I guess it's German, and it's some weird rubber, knotted thing you put on your dick.
This was my gift from him.
I promptly put it under my seat, as my dick already has a built-in
Satel.
Anyhow, after eliminating the gift from my memory, it was quickly unforgotten about once we saw it sitting on the passenger seat after the car wash.
Help. I give it to you, Matt-
Gluten AQuote from: Mr Minor on October 31, 2008, 10:23:34 AM
I feel that there is even more sarcasm and dark wit in your recent posts. Is this a result of anything in particular? Phish reuniting, running, the new nano, less sleep, or just shits and giggles?
Thank you and keep up all the good blogs.
My wit is strong and has always been that way.
Damn straight my blog runs deep, guy.
Keep on sweatin' the originator-
August
Now I've unforgotten the Satel as well. That was a good one.
Quote from: bunkster on November 01, 2008, 09:31:21 AM
Now I've unforgotten the Satel as well. That was a good one.
See!
Dear August-
How come you never exceed post 9999? Sometimes it seems like your post count goes in reverse.
Also, who would win in an arm wrestle, G.Augusto or August?
bump.
The real question is what will happen if August sees G.Augusto at the Hampton shows?
Also, whats your preferred method of contraception :?
If G. Augusto were to fight Chuck Norris, would the world explode?
Quote from: MiamiPhish on November 06, 2008, 08:33:42 AM
If G. Augusto were to fight Chuck Norris, would the world explode?
Top 10 facts about G. Augusto:
01 G. Augusto tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 G. Augusto counted to infinity - twice.
03 G. Augusto does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. G. Augusto goes killing.
04 If you can see G. Augusto, he can see you. If you can't see G. Augusto you may be only seconds away from death.
05 G. Augusto sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, G. Augusto roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for G. Augusto.
07 G. Augusto built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, G. Augusto met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
08 G. Augusto has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
09 There is no chin behind G. Augusto's beard. There is only another fist.
10 A blind man once stepped on G. Augusto's shoe. He replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm G. Augusto!" The mere mention of his name cured this mans blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by G. Augusto.
Does this answer your question?
Quote from: antelope19 on November 06, 2008, 10:25:52 AM
Quote from: MiamiPhish on November 06, 2008, 08:33:42 AM
If G. Augusto were to fight Chuck Norris, would the world explode?
Top 10 facts about G. Augusto:
01 G. Augusto tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 G. Augusto counted to infinity - twice.
03 G. Augusto does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. G. Augusto goes killing.
04 If you can see G. Augusto, he can see you. If you can't see G. Augusto you may be only seconds away from death.
05 G. Augusto sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, G. Augusto roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for G. Augusto.
07 G. Augusto built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, G. Augusto met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
08 G. Augusto has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
09 There is no chin behind G. Augusto's beard. There is only another fist.
10 A blind man once stepped on G. Augusto's shoe. He replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm G. Augusto!" The mere mention of his name cured this mans blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by G. Augusto.
Does this answer your question?
:lol:
Literally laughed out loud. This is great. :clap:
Quote from: Mr Minor on November 06, 2008, 10:50:39 AM
Quote from: antelope19 on November 06, 2008, 10:25:52 AM
Quote from: MiamiPhish on November 06, 2008, 08:33:42 AM
If G. Augusto were to fight Chuck Norris, would the world explode?
Top 10 facts about G. Augusto:
01 G. Augusto tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 G. Augusto counted to infinity - twice.
03 G. Augusto does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. G. Augusto goes killing.
04 If you can see G. Augusto, he can see you. If you can't see G. Augusto you may be only seconds away from death.
05 G. Augusto sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, G. Augusto roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for G. Augusto.
07 G. Augusto built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, G. Augusto met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
08 G. Augusto has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
09 There is no chin behind G. Augusto's beard. There is only another fist.
10 A blind man once stepped on G. Augusto's shoe. He replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm G. Augusto!" The mere mention of his name cured this mans blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by G. Augusto.
Does this answer your question?
:lol:
Literally laughed out loud. This is great. :clap:
Well, Unfortunately he hasn't been around for a little while because he's currently in the process of suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Quote from: antelope19 on November 06, 2008, 11:39:58 AM
Quote from: Mr Minor on November 06, 2008, 10:50:39 AM
Quote from: antelope19 on November 06, 2008, 10:25:52 AM
Quote from: MiamiPhish on November 06, 2008, 08:33:42 AM
If G. Augusto were to fight Chuck Norris, would the world explode?
Top 10 facts about G. Augusto:
01 G. Augusto tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 G. Augusto counted to infinity - twice.
03 G. Augusto does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. G. Augusto goes killing.
04 If you can see G. Augusto, he can see you. If you can't see G. Augusto you may be only seconds away from death.
05 G. Augusto sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, G. Augusto roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for G. Augusto.
07 G. Augusto built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, G. Augusto met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
08 G. Augusto has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
09 There is no chin behind G. Augusto's beard. There is only another fist.
10 A blind man once stepped on G. Augusto's shoe. He replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm G. Augusto!" The mere mention of his name cured this mans blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by G. Augusto.
Does this answer your question?
:lol:
Literally laughed out loud. This is great. :clap:
Well, Unfortunately he hasn't been around for a little while because he's currently in the process of suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
You're on a roll today. :lol:
nah, I wish I could take credit for them. They're just jokes I've heard along the line. That doesn't make them any less hilarious though. :-D
Quote from: antelope19 on November 06, 2008, 12:11:43 PM
That doesn't make them any less hilarious though. :-D
Hilarious. :lol:
what kind of job should i get?
Quote from: antelope19 on November 06, 2008, 10:25:52 AM
Quote from: MiamiPhish on November 06, 2008, 08:33:42 AM
If G. Augusto were to fight Chuck Norris, would the world explode?
Top 10 facts about G. Augusto:
01 G. Augusto tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 G. Augusto counted to infinity - twice.
03 G. Augusto does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. G. Augusto goes killing.
04 If you can see G. Augusto, he can see you. If you can't see G. Augusto you may be only seconds away from death.
05 G. Augusto sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, G. Augusto roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for G. Augusto.
07 G. Augusto built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, G. Augusto met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
08 G. Augusto has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
09 There is no chin behind G. Augusto's beard. There is only another fist.
10 A blind man once stepped on G. Augusto's shoe. He replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm G. Augusto!" The mere mention of his name cured this mans blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by G. Augusto.
Does this answer your question?
:lol:
You forgot my favorite one...
G. Augusto doesn't get wet, the water gets G. Augusto.
:-D
shes 20 with a 3 year old (not mine) and she DEF looks likes she wants it..
yay or nay?
August, why is your head so BIG?
Quote from: GBL on December 10, 2008, 03:06:43 PM
shes 20 with a 3 year old (not mine) and she DEF looks likes she wants it..
yay or nay?
Rule #1
Quote from: Declan on December 10, 2008, 03:15:18 PM
August, why is your head so BIG?
It's like a grapefruit on a toothpick!
Quote from: rowjimmy on December 10, 2008, 03:19:15 PM
Quote from: GBL on December 10, 2008, 03:06:43 PM
shes 20 with a 3 year old (not mine) and she DEF looks likes she wants it..
yay or nay?
Rule #1
aight.. will report back later with pics
I refuse to spread wisdom without proper compliance.
a
How come neither G. Augusto or August are ever online (no green square) but the posts keep coming. Is it some ninja thing.
Confused in MT
Quote from: nab on December 10, 2008, 07:04:10 PM
How come neither G. Augusto or August are ever online (no green square) but the posts keep coming. Is it some ninja thing.
Confused in MT
In my capacity as a mod, I'll answer that.
Yes.
It's the ninja thing.
Quote from: rowjimmy on December 10, 2008, 08:10:55 PM
Quote from: nab on December 10, 2008, 07:04:10 PM
How come neither G. Augusto or August are ever online (no green square) but the posts keep coming. Is it some ninja thing.
Confused in MT
In my capacity as a mod, I'll answer that.
Yes.
It's the ninja thing.
In my capacity as a student, I realize now how it its done.
I still have much to learn.
Quote from: Declan on December 10, 2008, 03:15:18 PM
August, why is your head so BIG?
That's what she said.
ZING!!!!!!
Did you know that racecar spelled backwards is still racecar? :-o
Quote from: antelope19 on February 16, 2009, 10:37:07 AM
Did you know that racecar spelled backwards is still racecar? :-o
Would this race car happen to be "A ToyotA" :-o :-o :-o
Damn, can't stump this guy!
Quote from: rowjimmy on December 10, 2008, 08:10:55 PM
Quote from: nab on December 10, 2008, 07:04:10 PM
How come neither G. Augusto or August are ever online (no green square) but the posts keep coming. Is it some ninja thing.
Confused in MT
In my capacity as a mod, I'll answer that.
Yes.
It's the ninja thing.
:D Or you can turn it off in your profile settings.
Here's a good question for him to bring this thread back.
How many Nikes do you own?
:roll:
Quote from: JustJezmund on December 03, 2010, 06:23:43 PM
Here's a good question for him to bring this thread back.
How many Nikes do you own?
:roll:
An entire cornerfull.
With Love and Tons-
August
Quote from: August on December 03, 2010, 07:14:26 PM
Quote from: JustJezmund on December 03, 2010, 06:23:43 PM
Here's a good question for him to bring this thread back.
How many Nikes do you own?
:roll:
An entire cornerfull.
With Love and Tons-
August
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
Hey Aug -
Do you think I'll be able to sneak into MSG successfully?
:police:
McGrupp
Quote from: McGrupp on December 03, 2010, 11:13:31 PM
Hey Aug -
Do you think I'll be able to sneak into MSG with some JBC's successfully?
:police:
McGrupp
FYP
That too.
aug,
why do the noobs on the board get worse and worse every year?
Should I bang the cute 22 year old secretary in our office?
Quote from: antelope19 on December 08, 2010, 02:21:19 PM
Should I bang the cute 22 year old secretary in our office?
No, give her my number and you hit up that rural rest stop you've been eying on google maps for the past few months.
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
Wait, this isn't Ask August?
Quote from: antelope19 on December 08, 2010, 02:28:09 PM
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
Wait, this isn't Ask August?
I think in this instance, he would approve of my answer.
So honestly, what happens when you put regular unleaded into a car that "requires" premium?
Quote from: antelope19 on September 26, 2011, 08:01:28 PM
So honestly, what happens when you put regular unleaded into a car that "requires" premium?
You save money.
Glad to help
-
August
sweet bump
hey aug,
do I have to finish school in order to be successful?
I like where this is going.
I haven't finished school and I'm already famous :wtu:
Quote from: McGrupp on September 28, 2011, 11:10:57 AM
hey aug,
do I have to finish school in order to be successful?
I'd say you're already successful, what with the sheer number of doublestacks you've survived.
why would anyone need 12 Showtime channels?
Who's the new guy?
Where is aug?
Aso... brian nice timing :smoke:
So Kevin spacey was hanging out tonight in Annapolis at the bar we were hanging out at.....celebs hang out in annapolis all the time. My fiancé was upset thst I wasnt more impressed. Should I give a shit?
Kevin Spacey!?! Epic!
I would have been psyched. I dont care if celebs get mad if people go up and ask for their picture or something, I think its cool. If they didn't wanna be in the spotlight of everyone they shouldn't have worked so hard to be in a billion movies and stuff.
But Se7en and Usual Suspects are awesome movies. I would be excited at least.
I have only ever met Dave Chappelle and a couple random musicians, never a big actor though.
Quote from: antelope19 on April 05, 2012, 12:49:12 AM
So Kevin spacey was hanging out tonight in Annapolis at the bar we were hanging out at.....celebs hang out in annapolis all the time. My fiancé was upset thst I wasnt more impressed. Should I give a shit?
Unless they are hot and have a vagina there is no need to be impressed.
The end
My policy on meeting celebrities is this: What JJ said.
It is also acceptable to be impressed with members of Phish (if you're wasted) as well as Marco Benevento (no need to be wasted)
Quote from: JustJezmund on April 05, 2012, 09:10:33 AM
Quote from: antelope19 on April 05, 2012, 12:49:12 AM
So Kevin spacey was hanging out tonight in Annapolis at the bar we were hanging out at.....celebs hang out in annapolis all the time. My fiancé was upset thst I wasnt more impressed. Should I give a shit?
Unless they are hot and have a vagina there is no need to be impressed.
The end
This is the correct answer.
Does a better intro to a rock song than van Halen's "hot for teacher" exist?
Also, for the record, this thread pwns Siri.
Quote from: antelope19 on October 01, 2012, 06:07:22 PM
Does a better intro to a rock song than van Halen's "hot for teacher" exist?
Also, for the record, this thread pwns Siri.
answer: Aerosmith's Sweet Emotion.
Related question: if the first 20 seconds of Monkey Man had never existed, would Air have ever had a career?
Quote from: Superfreakie on October 01, 2012, 07:33:58 PM
Quote from: antelope19 on October 01, 2012, 06:07:22 PM
Does a better intro to a rock song than van Halen's "hot for teacher" exist?
Also, for the record, this thread pwns Siri.
answer: Aerosmith's Sweet Emotion.
Motley crue "kickstart my heart" pretty much rocks many faces as well.
Quote from: JustJezmund on October 01, 2012, 08:12:58 PM
Quote from: Superfreakie on October 01, 2012, 07:33:58 PM
Quote from: antelope19 on October 01, 2012, 06:07:22 PM
Does a better intro to a rock song than van Halen's "hot for teacher" exist?
Also, for the record, this thread pwns Siri.
answer: Aerosmith's Sweet Emotion.
Motley crue "kickstart my heart" pretty much rocks many faces as well.
dire straits, money for nothing
other favorite intros, although not rock songs in this sense, peter gabriels sledgehammer and david bowies fame. maybe it's the basslines that kick in though for both those tracks that do it for me. No, I'm sure that's what it is.
Quote from: goodabouthood on October 01, 2012, 08:25:01 PM
Quote from: JustJezmund on October 01, 2012, 08:12:58 PM
Quote from: Superfreakie on October 01, 2012, 07:33:58 PM
Quote from: antelope19 on October 01, 2012, 06:07:22 PM
Does a better intro to a rock song than van Halen's "hot for teacher" exist?
Also, for the record, this thread pwns Siri.
answer: Aerosmith's Sweet Emotion.
Motley crue "kickstart my heart" pretty much rocks many faces as well.
dire straits, money for nothing
other favorite intros, although not rock songs in this sense, peter gabriels sledgehammer and david bowies fame. maybe it's the basslines that kick in though for both those tracks that do it for me. No, I'm sure that's what it is.
Bad Brains- Big Takeover
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mhP4zfa3qc&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Quote from: barnesy305 on October 01, 2012, 08:34:38 PM
Quote from: goodabouthood on October 01, 2012, 08:25:01 PM
Quote from: JustJezmund on October 01, 2012, 08:12:58 PM
Quote from: Superfreakie on October 01, 2012, 07:33:58 PM
Quote from: antelope19 on October 01, 2012, 06:07:22 PM
Does a better intro to a rock song than van Halen's "hot for teacher" exist?
Also, for the record, this thread pwns Siri.
answer: Aerosmith's Sweet Emotion.
Motley crue "kickstart my heart" pretty much rocks many faces as well.
dire straits, money for nothing
other favorite intros, although not rock songs in this sense, peter gabriels sledgehammer and david bowies fame. maybe it's the basslines that kick in though for both those tracks that do it for me. No, I'm sure that's what it is.
Bad Brains- Big Takeover
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mhP4zfa3qc&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Also:
http://youtu.be/UXFUnnoSphY
The Beatles - Revolution
Led Zep - Heartbreaker
GD - China Cat
Allman Brothers - Whipping Post
Jimi - Little Wing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55nAwmVLQSk&feature=youtube_gdata_player
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkugCQ_0jCk
http://youtu.be/xaUmpb2-Osw
People need to stop answering questions like they're August
Respect the thread
Quote from: GBL on October 01, 2012, 11:27:58 PM
People need to stop answering questions like they're August
Respect the thread
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Does the return of the whale have anything to do with global warming?
it's not ask Gore. although i did hear that August did invent the internet.
Quote from: JustJezmund on July 16, 2013, 10:52:19 PM
it's not ask Gore. although i did hear that August did invent the internet.
he didn't invent the internet, he just fuels it.
Quote from: emayPhishyCO on April 05, 2012, 09:07:10 AM
Kevin Spacey!?! Epic!
I would have been psyched. I dont care if celebs get mad if people go up and ask for their picture or something, I think its cool. If they didn't wanna be in the spotlight of everyone they shouldn't have worked so hard to be in a billion movies and stuff.
But Se7en and Usual Suspects are awesome movies. I would be excited at least.
I have only ever met Dave Chappelle and a couple random musicians, never a big actor though.
This made me lol.
Quote from: Caravan2001 on February 02, 2017, 11:51:59 PM
Quote from: emayPhishyCO on April 05, 2012, 09:07:10 AM
Kevin Spacey!?! Epic!
I would have been psyched. I dont care if celebs get mad if people go up and ask for their picture or something, I think its cool. If they didn't wanna be in the spotlight of everyone they shouldn't have worked so hard to be in a billion movies and stuff.
But Se7en and Usual Suspects are awesome movies. I would be excited at least.
I have only ever met Dave Chappelle and a couple random musicians, never a big actor though.
This made me lol.
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
Quote from: Caravan2001 on February 02, 2017, 11:51:59 PM
Quote from: emayPhishyCO on April 05, 2012, 09:07:10 AM
Kevin Spacey!?! Epic!
I would have been psyched. I dont care if celebs get mad if people go up and ask for their picture or something, I think its cool. If they didn't wanna be in the spotlight of everyone they shouldn't have worked so hard to be in a billion movies and stuff.
But Se7en and Usual Suspects are awesome movies. I would be excited at least.
I have only ever met Dave Chappelle and a couple random musicians, never a big actor though.
This made me lol.
Curious as why you dug this thread up, but glad I can give ya a late night laugh. The "they shouldn't work so hard to be in a billion movies" Does have a sarcastic tone to it too, I assume you didn't catch that and just meant this to be a "haha look at this noob" post. I still dont mind going up to celebs to say I appreciate their work. I still haven't asked for a picture though.
Quote from: emayPhishyCO on February 03, 2017, 09:23:02 AM
Quote from: Caravan2001 on February 02, 2017, 11:51:59 PM
Quote from: emayPhishyCO on April 05, 2012, 09:07:10 AM
Kevin Spacey!?! Epic!
I would have been psyched. I dont care if celebs get mad if people go up and ask for their picture or something, I think its cool. If they didn't wanna be in the spotlight of everyone they shouldn't have worked so hard to be in a billion movies and stuff.
But Se7en and Usual Suspects are awesome movies. I would be excited at least.
I have only ever met Dave Chappelle and a couple random musicians, never a big actor though.
This made me lol.
Curious as why you dug this thread up, but glad I can give ya a late night laugh. The "they shouldn't work so hard to be in a billion movies" Does have a sarcastic tone to it too, I assume you didn't catch that and just meant this to be a "haha look at this noob" post. I still dont mind going up to celebs to say I appreciate their work. I still haven't asked for a picture though.
Just fucking around. It made me lol. I was baked and stumbled on this thread. Nothing more, nothing less. Wish it would be revived though.
Before it can get rolling, we kinda need to know if the doctor is in.
Here in spirit.
Hey Aug,
How do you decide which log in to use?
Thanks!
Quote from: Hicks on February 02, 2019, 05:00:01 PM
Hey Aug,
How do you decide which log in to use?
Thanks!
Hey, ikki!
One is my phone login.
The second is my desktop in our "office."
The third requires too much effort to figure out the password so that's in retirement for a bit.
Help-
AU44
Quote from: August on February 02, 2019, 05:06:00 PM
Quote from: Hicks on February 02, 2019, 05:00:01 PM
Hey Aug,
How do you decide which log in to use?
Thanks!
Hey, ikki!
One is my phone login.
The second is my desktop in our "office."
The third requires too much effort to figure out the password so that's in retirement for a bit.
Help-
AU44
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HOLE THING IZ CRAZY IF U ASK MEE
Quote from: G. Augusto on February 03, 2019, 04:31:55 AM
HOLE THING IZ CRAZY IF U ASK MEE
Pretty sure that's who we're askin'!
Quote from: PIE-GUY on February 03, 2019, 10:26:12 AM
Quote from: G. Augusto on February 03, 2019, 04:31:55 AM
HOLE THING IZ CRAZY IF U ASK MEE
Pretty sure that's who we're askin'!
busted out laughing on that one... :hereitisyousentimentalbastard
Quote from: gah on February 04, 2019, 11:14:07 AM
Quote from: PIE-GUY on February 03, 2019, 10:26:12 AM
Quote from: G. Augusto on February 03, 2019, 04:31:55 AM
HOLE THING IZ CRAZY IF U ASK MEE
Pretty sure that's who we're askin'!
busted out laughing on that one... :hereitisyousentimentalbastard
That's not a phish lyric, dude :hereitisyousentimentalbastard
Quote from: ph92 on February 04, 2019, 02:26:27 PM
Quote from: gah on February 04, 2019, 11:14:07 AM
Quote from: PIE-GUY on February 03, 2019, 10:26:12 AM
Quote from: G. Augusto on February 03, 2019, 04:31:55 AM
HOLE THING IZ CRAZY IF U ASK MEE
Pretty sure that's who we're askin'!
laugh and laugh, and fall apart... :hereitisyousentimentalbastard
That's not a phish lyric, dude :hereitisyousentimentalbastard
fmp
Yeah but what was his most recent non running shoe purchase?
Quote from: justjezmund on February 04, 2019, 11:13:39 PM
Yeah but what was his most recent non running shoe purchase?
This is what I want to know.
Quote from: Buffalo Budd on February 05, 2019, 07:27:40 AM
Quote from: justjezmund on February 04, 2019, 11:13:39 PM
Yeah but what was his most recent non running shoe purchase?
This is what I want to know.
Browning Hi Power Classic 9mm.
But if you're talking about shoes, Saucony Jazz ;)
^^^DUDE. The Saucony Jazz has been my no-break-in running shoe for 25+ years.
Saucily ride