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Palin Pranked!
« on: November 02, 2008, 08:00:31 PM »
Hope this wasn't already posted...I got a kick out of it  :lol:


Working from CatM's great transcript, I changed a few things, added in the French and explained the cultural references.

SP Assist: This is Betsy.
MA: Hello, Betsy. This is Frank líouvrier (Frank the worker], Iím with President Sarkozy, on the line for Governor Palin.

SP Assist: One second please, can you hold on one second please?
MA: No problem.

SP Assist: Hi, Iím going to hand the phone over to her.
MA: Okay thank you very much Iím going to put the president on the line.
SP Assist: Ok heís coming to the line.

SP: This is Sarah.
MA: Okay, Governor Palin?

SP: Hellloooo...(long drawn out, like Well, hellooooo)
MA: Just hold on for President Sarkozy, one moment.
SP [To someone in the room]: Oh, itís not him yet, I always do that. Iíll just have people hand it to me right when itís them.

FNS: Yes, hello, Governor Palin? Yes, hello, Mrs. Governor?
SP: Hello this is Sarah., how are you?

FNS: Fine, and you, this is Nicolas Sarkozy speaking, how are you?
SP: good, itís so good to hear you. Thank you for calling us.

FNS: Oh, itís a pleasure.
SP: Thank you sir, we have such great respect for you, John McCain and I, we love you and thank you for spending a few minutes to talk to me.

FNS: I follow your campaigns closely with my special American Advisor Johnny Hallyday (the most famous French singer, looks like and sings like Elvis), you know?
SP: Yes! Good!

FNS: Excellent! Are you confident?
SP: Very confident and weíre thankful that the polls are showing that the race is tightening and--

FNS: Well I know very well that the campaign can be exhausting. How do you feel right now my dear?
SP: Ah, I feel so good. I feel like weíre in a marathon and at the very end of the marathon, you get your second wind and you plow to the finishó

FNS: You see, I got elected in France because Iím real and you seem to be someone whoís real as well.
SP: Yes, yeah, Nicolas, we so appreciate this opportunity.

FNS: You know, I see you as a president, one day, you too.
SP: [Muahaaa...weird laugh], maybe in 8 years. Haha

FNS: Well, ah, I hope for you. You know we have a lot in common because personally one of my favorite activities is to hunt too.
SP: [Giggle]o h very good, we should go hunting together.

FNS: Exactly! We could go try hunting by helicopter, like you did, I never did that.
SP: [Giggle]

FNS: Like we say in France, "on pourrait tuer des bťbťs phoques aussi" [translation: We could also kill some baby seals.]
SP: [Giggle] Well I think we could have a lot of fun together as weíre getting work done, we can kill two birds with one stone that way.

FNS: I just love killing those animals. Mm, mm. Take away a life, that is so fun!
SP: [Hahahaha]

FNS: Iíd really love to go as long as we donít bring your Vice president Cheney, hahaha.
SP: No, Iíll be a careful shot, yes.

FNS: You know we have a lot in common also except that from my ass I can see Belgium. Thatís kind of less interesting than you.
SP: Well, see, weíre right next door to other countries that we all need to be working with, yes.

FNS: Some people said in the last days, and I thought that was mean, that you werenít experienced enough in foreign relations, and you know, thatís completely false, thatís the thing I said to my great friend, the Prime Minister of Canada, Stef Carse [Stephen Harper is the PM and Stef Carse is a Quebecois country singer who covered Billy Ray Cyrus' Achy Breaky Heart in French in the 90s].
SP: Well, heís doing fine, too, and yeah when you come into a position underestimated, it gives you the opportunity to prove the pundits and the critics wrong. You work that much harder-

FNS: I, I was wondering because you are also next to him, one of my good friends, also, the prime minister of Quebec, Mr. Richard Z. Sirois [a famous Quebec radio host], have you met him recently? Did he come to one of your rallies?
SP: Uh, havenít seen him at one of the rallies, but itís been great working with the Canadian officials in my role as governor; we have a great cooperative effort there as we work on all of our resource development projects. You know I look forward to working with you and getting to meet you personally and your beautiful wife, oh my goodness, youíve added a lot of energy to your country, even, with that beautiful family of yours.

FNS: Thank you very much. You know my wife, Carla, would love to meet you. You know even though she was a bit jealous that I was supposed to speak to you today. [Hahahaha]
SP: [Hahahha] Well give her a big hug from me.

FNS: You know my wife is a popular singer and a former top model and sheís so hot in bed. She even wrote a song for you.
SP: Oh my goodness! I didnít know that.

FNS: Yes, in French, itís called "Du rouge ŗ lŤvres sur une cochonne" [translate: Lipstick for a sow literally (but not properly) but it actually means an uninhibited girl] or if you prefer in English Joe the Plumber, [sings] Itís his life, Joe the Plumber..."
SP: Maybe she understands  some of the unfair criticism but I bet you she is such a hard worker, too, and she realizes you just plow through that criticism like

FNS: I just want to be sure, I donítí quite understand the phenomenon "Joe the Plumber," thatís not your husband, right?
SP: Mmhmm, thatís into my husband but heís a normal American who just works hard and doesnít want government to take his money.

FNS: Yes, yes, I understand, we have the equivalent of Joe the Plumber in France, itís called, "Marcel, the guy with bread under his armpit, oui."
SP: Right. Thatís what itís all about, is the middle class, and government needing to work for them. Youíre a very good example for us here.

FNS: I  seen a bit about NBC even Fox News wasnít an ally, an ally, sorry, about as much as usual.
SP: Yeah thatís what weíre up against.

FNS: I must say, Governor Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life, you know, Hustlerís "Nailin Palin."
SP:  Oh, good, thank you. Yes.

FNS: That was really edgy.
SP: [Laughs] Well good.

FNS: I really love you. And I must say something, so, Governor, youíve been pranked.
By the Master Avengers. Weíre two comedians from Montreal
SP: Oohhh have we been pranked? And what radio station is this? [tries to force herself to sound nice but you can tell sheís pissed]

FNS: This is for CKOI in Montreal.
SP: In Montreal? Tell me the radio station call letters
[SP leaves phone, continuous griping in background, sounds like, "For chrissakes...that was ??? Just a radio station prank...chrissakes..."]

MA: Hello? If one voice can change the world for Obama, one Viagra can change the world for McCain.
[Manís voice in background: hang up, hang up.]
SP Assist: Hi, Iím sorry, I have to let you go. Um, thank you.
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