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Re: "Using the sink"
« Reply #60 on: August 27, 2009, 06:51:03 PM »
LOL yeah I've seen that one too.

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Re: "Using the sink"
« Reply #61 on: August 27, 2009, 07:03:26 PM »
I have used the sink and it was wonderful.

Be honest, Birdman... you'll piss anywhere it's convenient. you're perhaps not as civilized as the average hippie!
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Re: "Using the sink"
« Reply #62 on: August 27, 2009, 07:11:44 PM »
blatantly honest confession/


Never pissed in a sink, can't even piss in a urinal.

Stage fright'd.

My shit just straight up won't work unless I'm in a stall.  Don't know why, but it just won't happen.

I've also learned from this that the stall lines are usually much shorter than the urinal lines.
 
:| :wtu:


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I was 100% cured of this problem after spending a year in Asia... something about knowing for a fact you are larger than the average man (more than half of the world's population is Asian) ended all stagefright issues for me. Truth!
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Re: "Using the sink"
« Reply #63 on: August 27, 2009, 07:23:05 PM »
I have used the sink and it was wonderful.

Be honest, Birdman... you'll piss anywhere it's convenient. you're perhaps not as civilized as the average hippie!
Fact.
 I have also used the water bottle trick on numerous occasions.
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Re: "Using the sink"
« Reply #64 on: August 27, 2009, 11:52:20 PM »
I don't piss in the sink at shows just to increase the chance a female will come in and piss in the sink.




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Re: "Using the sink"
« Reply #65 on: August 28, 2009, 01:58:28 AM »
I don't piss in the sink at shows just to increase the chance a female will come in and piss in the sink.




teh hot.

Best answer yet to this thread.


Edit: The dude Supersliding through the urinal was also amusing.

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Re: "Using the sink"
« Reply #66 on: August 28, 2009, 10:46:59 AM »
ugh, was that video some dude slip and sliding through a urinal trough?  its pretty quick and of poor detail. 

it must just be that horse racing fans are some of the biggest morons in the world

i dont give a shit how much i drink, you could never convince me to do this:


http://www.youtube.com/v/9n8xMAh29rc&hl=en&fs=1&


watch the dude @ 1:20 get pegged in the face, fuck that.

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Re: "Using the sink"
« Reply #67 on: August 28, 2009, 12:26:35 PM »
Dude slip and sliding through the trough...disgusting.

Dude running on top of port-o-johns...amusing.

Birdman admitting to pissing in the sink....expected.  :-P

Pieguy's experience explains a lot about his fascination with asian woman...understood.

WTU? admitting he has stage fright...HILARIOUS!  :lol:

Two pissing stories from this year, one at Burgettstown, you know how there were those elevated pagoda things? Well underneath them were doors for storage stuff, but we thought they were bathrooms since we saw people walking in and out, but as soon as you got in, there was just these wood stall things with lawnmowers and equipment like that in there, we pissed anyhow and got the hell out of there. Second, at Hampton, at one point I remember people pissing along the concourse wall outside during setbreak. An entire area, like 20 feet, 10-15 people doing it. Then seeing people sitting all along there the next night just made me shake me head.
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Re: "Using the sink"
« Reply #68 on: August 28, 2009, 01:01:21 PM »
Pieguy's experience explains a lot about his fascination with asian woman...understood.
:lol:

That was my same thought when I read his post! (well, that, and that maybe I should visit asia to solve my dilemma)

Also, I will add that I have never seen more digesting bathrooms than at a phish show.  Oh man, some gross stuff went down in there.  I remember Alpine being especially a swampy mess (maybe it was the L)... and one night at JB they were just completely flooded....eeeeehhhh!!!!!

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Re: "Using the sink"
« Reply #69 on: August 28, 2009, 01:33:05 PM »
Pieguy's experience explains a lot about his fascination with asian woman...understood.
:lol:

That was my same thought when I read his post! (well, that, and that maybe I should visit asia to solve my dilemma)
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Re: "Using the sink"
« Reply #70 on: August 28, 2009, 01:38:31 PM »
Pieguy's experience explains a lot about his fascination with asian woman...understood.
:lol:

That was my same thought when I read his post! (well, that, and that maybe I should visit asia to solve my dilemma)
I'm no longer calling you Scotty, you are now tiny tim.
:shakehead:

I guess I asked for that one didn't I.....

But it's not that I'm small it's just....... oh wtu.....

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Re: "Using the sink"
« Reply #71 on: August 28, 2009, 01:53:46 PM »
sink?  meh... i just say f~it if the line's too long... but one the seal is broken, i'm kinda screwed...
if the option is available, i'll go for the alleys or bushes instead of waiting... i always have kleenex' in my purse for that reason, alone :)

I'm with you there. The bushes are usually the cleaner (and faster) alternative to the port-o-potties.

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Re: "Using the sink"
« Reply #72 on: August 28, 2009, 02:07:32 PM »
Oh man.  I still have nightmares about the flooded mess at JB in 95. Liquid pooring through my vision while dealing with a nasty case of the sh*ts caused by the boomers from the night before. Ugliest bathroom experience of my life. Made me sympathize with the dude in Trainspotting, if you know what I mean.
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Re: "Using the sink"
« Reply #73 on: August 28, 2009, 02:09:21 PM »
that is why I never, EVER, wear sandals or flip flops to a show
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Re: "Using the sink"
« Reply #74 on: August 28, 2009, 02:12:46 PM »
Now I have a clear picture of what you mean...  :shakehead: 

Bushes, trees:  yes.
stadium/arena restrooms:  at your own risk. better do some recon work first.
port-o-cans: only if you are the first one, after that... no.
empty water bottle: yes, but please have kept the cap and use it.

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