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Re: Funny Star Wars Shit
« Reply #165 on: February 14, 2012, 11:05:08 PM »
Found this while fishing aroun my movie colleciton...

Terry
Oh! That! No, no, no, you're not ready to step into The Court of the Crimson King. At this stage in your training an album like that could turn you into an evil scientist.

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Re: Funny Star Wars Shit
« Reply #166 on: February 21, 2012, 07:41:16 AM »

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Re: Funny Star Wars Shit
« Reply #167 on: February 27, 2012, 11:16:45 AM »

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Re: Funny Star Wars Shit
« Reply #168 on: March 05, 2012, 11:26:22 AM »

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Re: Funny Star Wars Shit
« Reply #170 on: March 09, 2012, 01:24:32 PM »
I'd rather dwell in some dark holler where the sun refuses to shine, where the wild birds of heaven can't hear me when I whine.

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Re: Funny Star Wars Shit
« Reply #171 on: March 14, 2012, 11:05:23 AM »
I've been coming to where I am from the get go
Find that I can groove with the beat when I let go
So put your worries on hold
Get up and groove with the rhythm in your soul

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Re: Funny Star Wars Shit
« Reply #172 on: March 15, 2012, 01:29:54 PM »
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/why-i-am-leaving-the-empire%252c-by-darth-vader-201203145007/

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Why I am leaving the Empire, by Darth Vader


TODAY is my last day at the Empire.

After almost 12 years, first as a summer intern, then in the Death Star and now in London, I believe I have worked here long enough to understand the trajectory of its culture, its people and its massive, genocidal space machines. And I can honestly say that the environment now is as toxic and destructive as I have ever seen it.

To put the problem in the simplest terms, throttling people with your mind continues to be sidelined in the way the firm operates and thinks about making people dead.

The Empire is one of the galaxy's largest and most important oppressive regimes and it is too integral to galactic murder to continue to act this way. The firm has veered so far from the place I joined right out of Yoda College that I can no longer in good conscience point menacingly and say that I identify with what it stands for.

For more than a decade I recruited and mentored candidates, some of whom were my secret children, through our gruelling interview process. In 2006 I managed the summer intern program in detecting strange disturbances in the Force for the 80 younglings who made the cut.

I knew it was time to leave when I realised I could no longer speak to these students inside their heads and tell them what a great place this was to work.

How did we get here? The Empire changed the way it thought about leadership. Leadership used to be about ideas, setting an example and killing your former mentor with a light sabre. Today, if you make enough money you will be promoted into a position of influence, even if you have a disturbing lack of faith.

What are three quick ways to become a leader? a) Execute on the firm's 'axes', which is Empire-speak for persuading your clients to invest in 'prime-quality' residential building plots on Alderaan that don't exist and have not existed since we blew it up. b) 'Hunt Elephants'. In English: get your clients - some of whom are sophisticated, and some of whom aren't - to tempt their friends to Cloud City and then betray them. c) Hand over rebel smugglers to an incredibly fat gangster.

When I was a first-year analyst I didn't know where the bathroom was, or how to tie my shoelaces telepathically. I was taught to be concerned with learning the ropes, finding out what a protocol droid was and putting my helmet on properly
so people could not see my badly damaged head.

My proudest moments in life - the pod race, being lured over to the Dark Side and winning a bronze medal for mind control ping-pong at the Midi-Chlorian Games - known as the Jedi Olympics - have all come through hard work, with no shortcuts.

The Empire today has become too much about shortcuts and not enough about remote strangulation. It just doesn’t feel right to me anymore.

I hope this can be a wake-up call. Make killing people in terrifying and unstoppable ways the focal point of your business again. Without it you will not exist. Weed out the morally bankrupt people, no matter how much non-existent Alderaan real estate they sell. And get the culture right again, so people want to make millions of voices cry out in terror before being suddenly silenced.


Oh! That! No, no, no, you're not ready to step into The Court of the Crimson King. At this stage in your training an album like that could turn you into an evil scientist.

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Re: Funny Star Wars Shit
« Reply #173 on: March 16, 2012, 04:10:42 PM »
do want... not the chair, but...


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Re: Funny Star Wars Shit
« Reply #174 on: March 16, 2012, 04:22:58 PM »
do want... not the chair, but...




The beer?
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Re: Funny Star Wars Shit
« Reply #175 on: March 17, 2012, 12:49:30 PM »
Good one Terry, thanks.
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Re: Funny Star Wars Shit
« Reply #176 on: March 27, 2012, 02:49:55 PM »

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Re: Funny Star Wars Shit
« Reply #177 on: March 27, 2012, 02:54:48 PM »
"There's Something About Mary" in Ratzinger's hair...
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Re: Funny Star Wars Shit
« Reply #178 on: March 27, 2012, 06:40:42 PM »
Let's be serious, the Sith are way cooler than catholics. palpatine would be offended by that analogy.
sure we tend to ramble, but that was a 3 page off topic tangent on crack and doses for breakfast?

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Re: Funny Star Wars Shit
« Reply #179 on: March 27, 2012, 07:24:03 PM »
do want... not the chair, but...




The beer?

That chick lives here in Richmond, she's so hot.