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Cowboys CB Orlando Scandrick tests positive for MDMA!
« on: August 12, 2014, 12:07:55 PM »
Do we classify it as a performance enhancing drug? It certainly enhances my performances.
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Re: Cowboys CB Orlando Scandrick tests positive for MDMA!
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2014, 12:24:30 PM »
I like that 1 in 5 suspensions handed out for PED in the NFL are because of MDMA.
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Re: Cowboys CB Orlando Scandrick tests positive for MDMA!
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2014, 01:21:29 PM »
Do we classify it as a performance enhancing drug? It certainly enhances my performances.

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Re: Cowboys CB Orlando Scandrick tests positive for MDMA!
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2014, 03:51:12 PM »
Perhaps it is helpful with roid-rage?
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Re: Cowboys CB Orlando Scandrick tests positive for MDMA!
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2014, 02:58:40 PM »
This is dumb.  Rice got 2 games for knocking out his fiance (now wife) cold in an elevator in Vegas.  Scandrick openly admits to taking Molly on vacation, in the off-season while in Mexico and he gets 4 games.  :|
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Re: Cowboys CB Orlando Scandrick tests positive for MDMA!
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2014, 08:20:09 PM »
This is dumb.  Rice got 2 games for knocking out his fiance (now wife) cold in an elevator in Vegas.  Scandrick openly admits to taking Molly on vacation, in the off-season while in Mexico and he gets 4 games.  :|

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« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2014, 05:29:41 PM »
This is dumb.  Rice got 2 games for knocking out his fiance (now wife) cold in an elevator in Vegas.  Scandrick openly admits to taking Molly on vacation, in the off-season while in Mexico and he gets 4 games.  :|

How many did Roethlisberger get for rape?

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Re: Cowboys CB Orlando Scandrick tests positive for MDMA!
« Reply #13 on: September 03, 2014, 09:10:35 AM »
I kinda wondered when I watched that vid the first time.
Dude seemed pretty spazzed.
What a venue for mahl.
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« Reply #14 on: September 03, 2014, 10:57:04 AM »
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In an e-mail to the Denver Post Tuesday night, suspended Wes Welker said he is "as shocked as everyone at today's news."
The NFL issues four-game suspensions to first offenders for violations of the performance-enhancing policy. Welker reportedly tested positive for Adderall and is wondering if someone put something in his drink at the Kentucky Derby. "I wouldn't have any idea where to get a Molly or what a Molly is. That's a joke." Welker will be back following the Week 5 bye, but he's not going to cop to anything. "I want to make one thing abundantly clear: I would NEVER knowingly take a substance to gain a competitive advantage in any way."

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