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Re: Today I like..........
« Reply #15315 on: March 06, 2012, 09:43:19 PM »
this scene:  I walk into a gas station in a old hoodie, stained sweat pants, and buy a Bud 40 with all change.  i.e.  I looked like a homeless person.  The look on the lady's face that checked me out was priceless.  I'm a regular at this gas station, so she had the most confused look on her face. 

GOLD. 
do the aliens have any lsd? cos that might affect my decision.

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« Reply #15316 on: March 06, 2012, 09:52:12 PM »
Not sure if I should post this in the today I hate thread but I just got home from Jamaica this morning.  Definitely my favourite trip to the Carribean by far and cannot wait to go back.  From the food to the people to the scooters to the awesome villa to the rum to the terrific ganja at incredible prices, it was a vacation I'll never forget.  I could have surfed most of the trip but decided to leave my board as it wasn't a known surf spot.  It made for the most relaxing 7 days of my life.  We were the only tourists in town it seemed and got to hang primarily with the locals.
Would definitely recommend Treasure Beach, JA to anyone who has not visited, most serene place I've ever visited.

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« Reply #15317 on: March 06, 2012, 10:31:57 PM »
this scene:  I walk into a gas station in a old hoodie, stained sweat pants, and buy a Bud 40 with all change.  i.e.  I looked like a homeless person.  The look on the lady's face that checked me out was priceless.  I'm a regular at this gas station, so she had the most confused look on her face. 

GOLD.

The freshly stained sweatpants were probably what made her recognize you in the end.   :wink:
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Re: Today I like..........
« Reply #15318 on: March 06, 2012, 11:12:43 PM »
this scene:  I walk into a gas station in a old hoodie, stained sweat pants, and buy a Bud 40 with all change.  i.e.  I looked like a homeless person.  The look on the lady's face that checked me out was priceless.  I'm a regular at this gas station, so she had the most confused look on her face. 

GOLD.

The freshly stained sweatpants were probably what made her recognize you in the end.   :wink:

boom
Just two whiskies, officer.

I'm not sure if I followed this thread correctly, but what guys are saying is that Dave Thomas sold crack in inner-city DC in the mid-80's, right?

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« Reply #15319 on: March 07, 2012, 09:45:50 AM »
this scene:  I walk into a gas station in a old hoodie, stained sweat pants, and buy a Bud 40 with all change.  i.e.  I looked like a homeless person.  The look on the lady's face that checked me out was priceless.  I'm a regular at this gas station, so she had the most confused look on her face. 

GOLD.

The freshly stained sweatpants were probably what made her recognize you in the end.   :wink:

boom

In the end.
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« Reply #15320 on: March 07, 2012, 09:48:25 AM »
this scene:  I walk into a gas station in a old hoodie, stained sweat pants, and buy a Bud 40 with all change.  i.e.  I looked like a homeless person.  The look on the lady's face that checked me out was priceless.  I'm a regular at this gas station, so she had the most confused look on her face. 

GOLD.

The freshly stained sweatpants were probably what made her recognize you in the end.   :wink:

boom

In the end.

double boom.
Just two whiskies, officer.

I'm not sure if I followed this thread correctly, but what guys are saying is that Dave Thomas sold crack in inner-city DC in the mid-80's, right?

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« Reply #15321 on: March 07, 2012, 11:21:47 AM »
Today, I saw a car that looked exactly like McGrupp's driving in front of me (down to the grease stains on the door handles and everything). I flashed a gang sign, discovered it was a portly woman and not George (honest mistake, really.) This bitch looked so distraught, like I had walked up and asked to tongue-punch her fartbox. I got a kick out of it.
sure we tend to ramble, but that was a 3 page off topic tangent on crack and doses for breakfast?

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« Reply #15322 on: March 07, 2012, 11:25:33 AM »
Today, I saw a car that looked exactly like McGrupp's driving in front of me (down to the grease stains on the door handles and everything). I flashed a gang sign, discovered it was a portly woman and not George (honest mistake, really.) This bitch looked so distraught, like I had walked up and asked to tongue-punch her fartbox. I got a kick out of it.

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I guess you never know when dirty G is gonna roll up to the ville.
Just two whiskies, officer.

I'm not sure if I followed this thread correctly, but what guys are saying is that Dave Thomas sold crack in inner-city DC in the mid-80's, right?

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« Reply #15323 on: March 07, 2012, 11:58:43 AM »
like I had walked up and asked to tongue-punch her fartbox.

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« Reply #15324 on: March 08, 2012, 12:43:24 PM »
I'm gonna be in Boston in less than 6 hours!!! Just gotta get through an oral french exam and a plane ride then I get to kick it with some of my favorite people in the world for 5 days!!!!  :banana: :rockout: :banana: :rockout:  :wtu:  :wtu:  :wtu:  :wtu:
Just two whiskies, officer.

I'm not sure if I followed this thread correctly, but what guys are saying is that Dave Thomas sold crack in inner-city DC in the mid-80's, right?

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« Reply #15325 on: March 08, 2012, 12:57:38 PM »
I'm gonna be in Boston in less than 6 hours!!! Just gotta get through an oral french exam and a plane ride then I get to kick it with some of my favorite people in the world for 5 days!!!!  :banana: :rockout: :banana: :rockout:  :wtu:  :wtu:  :wtu:  :wtu:

Whatever you need to do to pass, but let's keep the details in the Red Light District, hm?


ETA: Totally jealous of the weekend you'll be having.
Not only are you hideous looking,  your financial planning is a joke.
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We won't have time for that.  It's one thing to fb chat about it, in person, the only thing on the docket will be doses, whiskey, and the grateful god damn dead.

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« Reply #15326 on: March 08, 2012, 01:33:22 PM »
If the dirty uses a glory hole (giving end) is it really still glorious? 
do the aliens have any lsd? cos that might affect my decision.

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« Reply #15327 on: March 09, 2012, 11:43:46 AM »
If the dirty uses a glory hole (giving end) is it really still glorious?

Best paradox ever.
Just two whiskies, officer.

I'm not sure if I followed this thread correctly, but what guys are saying is that Dave Thomas sold crack in inner-city DC in the mid-80's, right?

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« Reply #15328 on: March 10, 2012, 09:37:02 AM »
I'm going to leave the house for 3-5 hours tonight to see an awesome band and hang out with some paugers.  :wtu: :banana: :wtu: :beers:

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« Reply #15329 on: March 10, 2012, 10:38:40 AM »
I'm going to leave the house for 3-5 hours tonight to see an awesome band and hang out with some paugers.  :wtu: :banana: :wtu: :beers:
hells yeah.
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