PHISH IS FUCKING BACK!!!!!!

[mbw]

pretty sure Gumbo is writing the forward

:desperately awaits a rowjimmy prediction of how that might read:

[PIE-GUY]

dude is writing compiling a book of crappy words he's already written.

Fyp

[rowjimmy]

pretty sure Gumbo is writing the forward

As it happens, I've acquired an advanced copy.


Dudes.
Back in the day or so I'm told cos I was like in grade school, Phish destroyed America and Europe and even a little bit of Japan and shit was amazing. Trey could take the stage, pull one string and be all bawannnga bwang bwop bop and kids would come to life die and jizz themselfs all in the time it took for those notes to fly out of the speakers. You could just hear the Camden Chalkdust in almost every show and no fuckin body could touch what they were doing. Mike was beating the audience about the ears with walloping galumphs of bass beauty and Fish could play 128th notes with his right hand wile keeping straight 5/8 time with his feet and left hand. and Ohmyfucking gahhhhh!!!!!HDHSfhosfhskhfs!@!!!!
Paaaaaaayyyyyy Joooooorgan ripped the world apart when he was playing the piano and stitching it back together.

That was the greatest music ever made. Fucking Mozart was a hack. I mena not a hack cos clearly, if you know anything about music dude knew what was up did you know that he invented the practice of downtuning a violin? and he also invented the modern piano concerto mostly because he wanted to show his own badassed chops. bitches were all swooning cos of that and corsets. corsets are crazy hot and i mean that in the way like sexy and temperature cos my girlfriend, when she brings me chicken wings after the shows she sometimes wears one but not in the summer cos its way unsafe to pass out when you're driving cos one second you're crusing along and BLAMMO! fucking dead. Not cool.

So now it's 2011.

Phish has taken all of that amazing awesom e and quintuple tripled it and mashed it with the sloppy gobbldeygook of ph which was so inspired and misunderstood by fake fans who just pretended to like phish and now they can come out and blaaarrrrggghhhh111!!@@ wtfbbqapplesauce!!!!@@!#!#s chit gets fucking real and i mean real like crazy real like on the real world and shit like that. All you people need to do is just stop oyour little add brains and listen for a second and you'll hear it. You'll be sitting there and sudden;y find yourself all guuh! omgimapoolofjizzandshitandwtfimflyingwithapinkunicorn!WRH)U2)23DH#DH30hd!!!

Or you could read this fucking book and you'll see what's up.

[gah]

pretty sure Gumbo is writing the forward

As it happens, I've acquired an advanced copy.


Dudes.
Back in the day or so I'm told cos I was like in grade school, Phish destroyed America and Europe and even a little bit of Japan and shit was amazing. Trey could take the stage, pull one string and be all bawannnga bwang bwop bop and kids would come to life die and jizz themselfs all in the time it took for those notes to fly out of the speakers. You could just hear the Camden Chalkdust in almost every show and no fuckin body could touch what they were doing. Mike was beating the audience about the ears with walloping galumphs of bass beauty and Fish could play 128th notes with his right hand wile keeping straight 5/8 time with his feet and left hand. and Ohmyfucking gahhhhh!!!!!HDHSfhosfhskhfs!@!!!!
Paaaaaaayyyyyy Joooooorgan ripped the world apart when he was playing the piano and stitching it back together.

That was the greatest music ever made. Fucking Mozart was a hack. I mena not a hack cos clearly, if you know anything about music dude knew what was up did you know that he invented the practice of downtuning a violin? and he also invented the modern piano concerto mostly because he wanted to show his own badassed chops. bitches were all swooning cos of that and corsets. corsets are crazy hot and i mean that in the way like sexy and temperature cos my girlfriend, when she brings me chicken wings after the shows she sometimes wears one but not in the summer cos its way unsafe to pass out when you're driving cos one second you're crusing along and BLAMMO! fucking dead. Not cool.

So now it's 2011.

Phish has taken all of that amazing awesom e and quintuple tripled it and mashed it with the sloppy gobbldeygook of ph which was so inspired and misunderstood by fake fans who just pretended to like phish and now they can come out and blaaarrrrggghhhh111!!@@ wtfbbqapplesauce!!!!@@!#!#s chit gets fucking real and i mean real like crazy real like on the real world and shit like that. All you people need to do is just stop oyour little add brains and listen for a second and you'll hear it. You'll be sitting there and sudden;y find yourself all guuh! omgimapoolofjizzandshitandwtfimflyingwithapinkunicorn!WRH)U2)23DH#DH30hd!!!

Or you could read this fucking book and you'll see what's up.

Pure genius. 

[Hicks]

pretty sure Gumbo is writing the forward

As it happens, I've acquired an advanced copy.


Dudes.
Back in the day or so I'm told cos I was like in grade school, Phish destroyed America and Europe and even a little bit of Japan and shit was amazing. Trey could take the stage, pull one string and be all bawannnga bwang bwop bop and kids would come to life die and jizz themselfs all in the time it took for those notes to fly out of the speakers. You could just hear the Camden Chalkdust in almost every show and no fuckin body could touch what they were doing. Mike was beating the audience about the ears with walloping galumphs of bass beauty and Fish could play 128th notes with his right hand wile keeping straight 5/8 time with his feet and left hand. and Ohmyfucking gahhhhh!!!!!HDHSfhosfhskhfs!@!!!!
Paaaaaaayyyyyy Joooooorgan ripped the world apart when he was playing the piano and stitching it back together.

That was the greatest music ever made. Fucking Mozart was a hack. I mena not a hack cos clearly, if you know anything about music dude knew what was up did you know that he invented the practice of downtuning a violin? and he also invented the modern piano concerto mostly because he wanted to show his own badassed chops. bitches were all swooning cos of that and corsets. corsets are crazy hot and i mean that in the way like sexy and temperature cos my girlfriend, when she brings me chicken wings after the shows she sometimes wears one but not in the summer cos its way unsafe to pass out when you're driving cos one second you're crusing along and BLAMMO! fucking dead. Not cool.

So now it's 2011.

Phish has taken all of that amazing awesom e and quintuple tripled it and mashed it with the sloppy gobbldeygook of ph which was so inspired and misunderstood by fake fans who just pretended to like phish and now they can come out and blaaarrrrggghhhh111!!@@ wtfbbqapplesauce!!!!@@!#!#s chit gets fucking real and i mean real like crazy real like on the real world and shit like that. All you people need to do is just stop oyour little add brains and listen for a second and you'll hear it. You'll be sitting there and sudden;y find yourself all guuh! omgimapoolofjizzandshitandwtfimflyingwithapinkunicorn!WRH)U2)23DH#DH30hd!!!

Or you could read this fucking book and you'll see what's up.

It's funny cause it's true.

[fauxpaxfauxreal]

"crazy real like on the real world"
:cry:

[whatapiper]

i especially love the 2nd paragraph 

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[birdman]

@@ wtfbbqapplesauce!!!
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard

[gah]

its the typewriter font that really pushes it over  :-D

[kellerb]

Dudes.
Back in the day or so I'm told cos I was like in grade school, Phish destroyed America and Europe and even a little bit of Japan and shit was amazing. Trey could take the stage, pull one string and be all bawannnga bwang bwop bop and kids would come to life die and jizz themselfs all in the time it took for those notes to fly out of the speakers. You could just hear the Camden Chalkdust in almost every show and no fuckin body could touch what they were doing. Mike was beating the audience about the ears with walloping galumphs of bass beauty and Fish could play 128th notes with his right hand wile keeping straight 5/8 time with his feet and left hand. and Ohmyfucking gahhhhh!!!!!HDHSfhosfhskhfs!@!!!!
Paaaaaaayyyyyy Joooooorgan ripped the world apart when he was playing the piano and stitching it back together.

That was the greatest music ever made. Fucking Mozart was a hack. I mena not a hack cos clearly, if you know anything about music dude knew what was up did you know that he invented the practice of downtuning a violin? and he also invented the modern piano concerto mostly because he wanted to show his own badassed chops. bitches were all swooning cos of that and corsets. corsets are crazy hot and i mean that in the way like sexy and temperature cos my girlfriend, when she brings me chicken wings after the shows she sometimes wears one but not in the summer cos its way unsafe to pass out when you're driving cos one second you're crusing along and BLAMMO! fucking dead. Not cool.

So now it's 2011.

Phish has taken all of that amazing awesom e and quintuple tripled it and mashed it with the sloppy gobbldeygook of ph which was so inspired and misunderstood by fake fans who just pretended to like phish and now they can come out and blaaarrrrggghhhh111!!@@ wtfbbqapplesauce!!!!@@!#!#s chit gets fucking real and i mean real like crazy real like on the real world and shit like that. All you people need to do is just stop oyour little add brains and listen for a second and you'll hear it. You'll be sitting there and sudden;y find yourself all guuh! omgimapoolofjizzandshitandwtfimflyingwithapinkunicorn!WRH)U2)23DH#DH30hd!!!

Or you could read this fucking book and you'll see what's up.

Gumbo:  never change.

[ytowndan]

I can't wait until I get the chance to mention Mike's "walloping galumphs of bass beauty".   :hereitisyousentimentalbastard

[Superfreakie]

brilliant rj 

[guyforget]

rj wins. 

[ph92]

Dudes.
Back in the day or so I'm told cos I was like in grade school, Phish destroyed America and Europe and even a little bit of Japan and shit was amazing. Trey could take the stage, pull one string and be all bawannnga bwang bwop bop and kids would come to life die and jizz themselfs all in the time it took for those notes to fly out of the speakers. You could just hear the Camden Chalkdust in almost every show and no fuckin body could touch what they were doing. Mike was beating the audience about the ears with walloping galumphs of bass beauty and Fish could play 128th notes with his right hand wile keeping straight 5/8 time with his feet and left hand. and Ohmyfucking gahhhhh!!!!!HDHSfhosfhskhfs!@!!!!
Paaaaaaayyyyyy Joooooorgan ripped the world apart when he was playing the piano and stitching it back together.

That was the greatest music ever made. Fucking Mozart was a hack. I mena not a hack cos clearly, if you know anything about music dude knew what was up did you know that he invented the practice of downtuning a violin? and he also invented the modern piano concerto mostly because he wanted to show his own badassed chops. bitches were all swooning cos of that and corsets. corsets are crazy hot and i mean that in the way like sexy and temperature cos my girlfriend, when she brings me chicken wings after the shows she sometimes wears one but not in the summer cos its way unsafe to pass out when you're driving cos one second you're crusing along and BLAMMO! fucking dead. Not cool.

So now it's 2011.

Phish has taken all of that amazing awesom e and quintuple tripled it and mashed it with the sloppy gobbldeygook of ph which was so inspired and misunderstood by fake fans who just pretended to like phish and now they can come out and blaaarrrrggghhhh111!!@@ wtfbbqapplesauce!!!!@@!#!#s chit gets fucking real and i mean real like crazy real like on the real world and shit like that. All you people need to do is just stop oyour little add brains and listen for a second and you'll hear it. You'll be sitting there and sudden;y find yourself all guuh! omgimapoolofjizzandshitandwtfimflyingwithapinkunicorn!WRH)U2)23DH#DH30hd!!!

Or you could read this fucking book and you'll see what's up.

Gumbo:  never change.

:hereitisyousentimentalbastard