Anything cromulent that embiggens you! anything Simpsons thread

[rowjimmy]

Ralph (dressed as Princess Leia): I'm a Star Wars!

Ralph: I bent my wookie!

[Hicks]

Pinchy, I love you!

[gah]

Ralph: I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant

[Gol D. Roger]

[mistercharlie]

[justjezmund]

http://www.hulu.com/embed/ZnzrFQ_wSZfjS6ncw0dPCw
and i found what i was looking for days ago on hulu too. good old dental plan(1:15 is the debut of one of my most used words ever :lol:)
http://www.hulu.com/embed/UjlwjSips22lS3JNNXO02A

[westcider]

Marge:  That was the best version of Living In America I've ever seen!

Homer:  Third best for me.




S11E13 (also includes a scene remarkably similar to the cover of Hoist)

[sunrisevt]

ya OR in general is great for food and beer and whatever.  my fam got the best English Muffins ever out of Medford.  Wolfermans i think it was called.

Wolfermans muffins are high carb heaven. We get them mail order in VT from my old man a couple times a year. And we gift them out to anyone we know who has a baby too far away to hand-deliver food. Just awesome stuff.

On topic...

Homer: Marge! I just realized--I'm the "Ow" in the word "now"... [raises fist menacingly] And if you tell anyone...

Marge: Homie, I like that you've started calling me from work, but we just had this conversation five minutes ago. Oh, there's a call on the other line. [Hits button] Hello?

Homer: Hey! It's me. I've got Marge on the other line and she is totally bumming me out.

[mistercharlie]

Hans Moleman: My doctor never told me I was sick, I had to hear it from Phish.

[antelope19]

Ralph (dressed as Princess Leia): I'm a Star Wars!

Ralph: I bent my wookie!

It tastes like burning!

[justjezmund]

Abe Simpson: Dear Mr. President, there are too many states.  Please eliminate three.


Teacher: Ok, heres your final exam, 50 questions true or false.
Homer: True
Teacher: Homer i was just describing the test.
Homer: True
Teacher: Ughh. Homer just take the test and you'll do fine.
Homer: False

[mistercharlie]

Most folk'll never lose a toe
But then again, some folk'll
Like Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel

[justjezmund]

http://www.youtube.com/v/mrcxbQYK6Gg&hl=en_US&fs=1&
:lol:

[mistercharlie]

Ned Flanders: I've done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!


Homer: It's uterus not uteryou.

[justjezmund]

from wikipedia
Books by Swartzwelder

    * The Time Machine Did It (2004) - ISBN 0-9755799-0-8
    * Double Wonderful (2005) - ISBN 0-9755799-2-4
    * How I Conquered Your Planet (2006) - ISBN 0-9755799-4-0
    * The Exploding Detective (2007) - ISBN 0-9755799-6-7
    * Dead Men Scare Me Stupid (2008) - ISBN 0-9755799-8-3
    * Earth vs. Everybody (2009) - ISBN 0-9822736-0-6

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Swartzwelder#Books_by_Swartzwelder

I just found out about these.   :-o  comic novel series, from the 1 of the best Simpsons writers ever.  hittin the library tomorrow fo sho.