Oh Charlie, how I love you!

mistercharlie · February 28, 2011, 04:31:56 PM

Suddenly the movies Hot Shots and Hot Shots Part Duex make sense.

fauxpaxfauxreal · February 28, 2011, 04:35:07 PM

Quote from: Superfreakie on February 28, 2011, 04:29:21 PM

Look, Sheen is beyond Busey level right now and has long passed Downey Junior level. in fact, he's created a whole other level that we did not think possible. The insane thing is that he took piss tests for ABC and another media outlet and passed both with flying colors. Dude just likes coke binges and porn stars. And to be honest, if I was worth 370 million, I'd be in the same boat, rowing right alongside Charlie.

Exactly, plus, since he doesn't have a morality clause in his contract with CBS and he's passing drug tests and shit, he has a legitimate case to sue the pants off of CBS for breach of contract.

Dude is a friggin' genius. He gets to say whatever the fuck he wants. Media outlets will print what he has to say...the lulz will commence...and at the end of the day, he's still got more money than some smaller nations.

He's winning, all of us are losing comparatively. I hope he outlives all of us.

McGrupp · February 28, 2011, 05:26:35 PM

Amen, Charlie. Amen.

rowjimmy · February 28, 2011, 05:34:01 PM

I'd probably need a lot of drugs on my day off if I had to work on that crap show.

Superfreakie · February 28, 2011, 05:35:00 PM

Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on February 28, 2011, 04:35:07 PM
Quote from: Superfreakie on February 28, 2011, 04:29:21 PM

Look, Sheen is beyond Busey level right now and has long passed Downey Junior level. in fact, he's created a whole other level that we did not think possible. The insane thing is that he took piss tests for ABC and another media outlet and passed both with flying colors. Dude just likes coke binges and porn stars. And to be honest, if I was worth 370 million, I'd be in the same boat, rowing right alongside Charlie.

Exactly, plus, since he doesn't have a morality clause in his contract with CBS and he's passing drug tests and shit, he has a legitimate case to sue the pants off of CBS for breach of contract.

Dude is a friggin' genius. He gets to say whatever the fuck he wants. Media outlets will print what he has to say...the lulz will commence...and at the end of the day, he's still got more money than some smaller nations.

He's winning, all of us are losing comparatively. I hope he outlives all of us.

It's brilliant really. He is one of the only actors in Hollywood whose contract lacks a morality and conduct becoming clause. His most recent episode to the hospital was in fact a legitimate health issue and not a drug overdose. And while a lot has been said in print, no police were involved in the recent "porn screening and critique" event. And how much do you think ABC paid for this interview? I'm betting 5 million. And Neilsen ratings show that after every one of his escapades, the viewership of two and a half men sky rockets. CBS couldn't afford this type of publicity. And can you imagine the ratings they would get were they to get him back for another season. He's laughing all the way to the bank. (and possibly an early grave but it's your life, live it baby). He's planning on suing CBS for 16 million.

fauxpaxfauxreal · February 28, 2011, 05:40:26 PM

Quote from: Superfreakie on February 28, 2011, 05:35:00 PM
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on February 28, 2011, 04:35:07 PM
Quote from: Superfreakie on February 28, 2011, 04:29:21 PM

Look, Sheen is beyond Busey level right now and has long passed Downey Junior level. in fact, he's created a whole other level that we did not think possible. The insane thing is that he took piss tests for ABC and another media outlet and passed both with flying colors. Dude just likes coke binges and porn stars. And to be honest, if I was worth 370 million, I'd be in the same boat, rowing right alongside Charlie.

Exactly, plus, since he doesn't have a morality clause in his contract with CBS and he's passing drug tests and shit, he has a legitimate case to sue the pants off of CBS for breach of contract.

Dude is a friggin' genius. He gets to say whatever the fuck he wants. Media outlets will print what he has to say...the lulz will commence...and at the end of the day, he's still got more money than some smaller nations.

He's winning, all of us are losing comparatively. I hope he outlives all of us.

It's brilliant really. He is one of the only actors in Hollywood whose contract lacks a morality and conduct becoming clause. His most recent episode to the hospital was in fact a legitimate health issue and not a drug overdose. And while a lot has been said in print, no police were involved in the recent "porn screening and critique" event. And how much do you think ABC paid for this interview? I'm betting 5 million. And Neilsen ratings show that after every one of his escapades, the viewership of two and a half men sky rockets. CBS couldn't afford this type of publicity. And can you imagine the ratings they would get were they to get him back for another season. He's laughing all the way to the bank. (and possibly an early grave but it's your life, live it baby). He's planning on suing CBS for 16 million.

This is how I look at it too. It's not like he's backed into a corner and making outlandish statements, he's just not going the usual pussy route.

He's pretty fucking awesome and what America should be all about.

ytowndan · February 28, 2011, 06:04:05 PM

This link has a 5 min video preview of the interview. So. Hilarious.

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/charlie-sheens-longtime-publicist-stan-rosenfield-resigns/story?id=12785991

Superfreakie · February 28, 2011, 06:22:28 PM

Quote from: ytowndan on February 28, 2011, 06:04:05 PM
This link has a 5 min video preview of the interview. So. Hilarious.

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/charlie-sheens-longtime-publicist-stan-rosenfield-resigns/story?id=12785991

wow, that's even crazier. "bi-polar, what's that..........I'm bi-winning, I win here, I win there."

on drugs: " there's certain blends I won't entertain, cause that's how some people go down, I'm too smart. I'm sorry for the guys that happened to, but you should of read the directions before you showed up at the party." :rawk: :rawk:

interviewer - but you love to party

Charlie - What's not to love, especially when you see how I party. It was epic. The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards look like droopy eyed armless children.

interviewer - when you look back at the last time you did drugs are you disgusted with yourself?

Charlie - Pfft, I'm proud of what I created, it was radical. I exposed people to magic!

mistercharlie · February 28, 2011, 06:26:47 PM

Man! I would pay to watch a Charlie Sheen reality tv show. That shit would be hilarious!

danje · February 28, 2011, 07:45:05 PM

That bi-winning bit is awesome.

phil · February 28, 2011, 07:47:08 PM

I think this guy is a straight-up genius. Fuck his acting, I wanna see him writing for sitcoms.

blatboom · February 28, 2011, 08:11:56 PM

McGrupp · February 28, 2011, 08:12:13 PM

Superfreakie · February 28, 2011, 08:22:41 PM

Quote from: McGrupp on February 28, 2011, 08:12:13 PM

soooo much awesome right there, it is hard to comprehend.

mbw · February 28, 2011, 08:31:12 PM

News:

Oh Charlie, how I love you!