Ask August

[August]

August:

Which is the best knock to use in hotels while on tour:  The Sanity Knock or the Frankenstein Knock? 
Are there other tour friendly knocks I should be aware of?  Thanks

definitely the sanity knock, but the fast version of sanity.
the frankenstein usually (9/10) makes me hide all my shit.
one time, my buddy did the maze knock and i lost it.
i had one of the backpack tanks on the floor and was forced to throw it out the window.
there were also about five "assorted" powdery substances on top of the TV that were shoved in my face and a ten strip that went directly up my butt.
i was freaking out for the next 3 days.
when i looked through the peephole and saw it was my buddy FrenchFry, i was not relieved.
he is the guy that i gave the neckbreaker to in the picture thread.
also, the tank i threw out the window went through the rear window of my Mazda.

the wipeout knock is always a fun time!

Glad to help-
August

[Caravan2001]

better than a ten pack up the butt....haha.....Thanks for the reply

[sophist]

Dear Aug,
what is the greatest comedy movie of all time and why?

-phan

[August]

Dear Aug,
what is the greatest comedy movie of all time and why?

-phan

Fatal Instinct.
Why?
Because it contains the greatest line of all time......
"YOU! Finish your coffee and get out!"

Glad to help-
August

[sophist]

 :mrgreen:  :banana:

[xanadux3]

everyone knows the best movie in the world is the Big Lebowski HANDS DOWN
....Thats just like your opinion man

[August]

Hey Aug.
   What did Trey do to end up in the penalty box as shown in Caravans avatar? hooking? Slashing?Excessive noodling? 10  min major for destroying Glide at Coventry?

Brad told him that if he quit jabbering away for ten minutes, that he would give him another 8-ball.
He couldnt do it.

Glad to Help-
August

[jephrey]

everyone knows the best movie in the world is the Big Lebowski HANDS DOWN

You are absolutely right, but this is about comedy.  The Big L is certainly not that.  It's uncategorizable, but possibly the most important movie of our time.

To be considedered a comedy, I would call aug "out of his element".  But he didn't so I'd consider aug 100% correct on the Fatal Instinct call.

Jephrey

[August]

Fatal Instinct wins!
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[fauxpaxfauxreal]

Obviously, Mr. August is not a golfer.

[sophist]

well no shit, he packs cid up the butt  :wink:

[xanadux3]

i dunno jephery I know Lebowski backwards and forwards and everytime I think about it talk about it or quote it I cant help but crack up
what in gods holy name are you blathering about??

[fauxpaxfauxreal]

His point is deadly serious.  The Story of the Dude is Epic.  It is unlike any comedy I have seen.  While parts are hilarious, it is a serious story of one mans overcoming insurmountable odds.  It is a drama.  It is serious.

[xanadux3]

His point is deadly serious.  The Story of the Dude is Epic.  It is unlike any comedy I have seen.  While parts are hilarious, it is a serious story of one mans overcoming insurmountable odds.  It is a drama.  It is serious.

I hope that one man isnt the dude because he gets totally screwed in that movie: his friend dies, he has pee stains on his rug, his apartment gets completely ransacked and they finally killed his fuckin car... He didnt even get the twenty grand he earned fosr tossing the ringer for a ringer!

[fauxpaxfauxreal]

And through all of this...the Dude abides!