This site takes everything you've ever said on facebook and pieces little bits together to generate a random status (it doesn't post it for you unless you tell it to). Basically everything it's generated for me has been hilarious - I just got this one:
"btw, i'm copyrighting this awesome family and Trey is different than anything barbecue related, warm dads, warmer moms, showtunes... wait, not enraged at all"
http://what-would-i-say.appspot.com/
Poll Should come into your prostate exam viewing club, bro.
Holy shit those are good.
"heading to not promote a tragic fire last night."
I could probably do this for days.
"They used to outdirty me"
"Hoping to make my own Bootsy Carini."
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard :hereitisyousentimentalbastard :hereitisyousentimentalbastard
I can't stop.
"i know I could have been locked up, but this kid ate my HIP"
Quote from: McGrupp on November 12, 2013, 07:19:03 PM
I can't stop.
"i know I could have been locked up, but this kid ate my HIP"
and a good follow up to that one^
"apparently i appreciate the law, but man"
The Pointer Sisters would anyone has tried to the bears game!
You mean like Vivaldi's Four Seasons or Phish's You.
Is very complicated sciency type stuff only a clean apartment all before buying the baskets, off this is the kimock show.
And the winner is:
"thanks for this sweet Home is a pile of sick assholes we are dealing with..."
or
"i fear flummoxin the ferb, freal."
Quote from: mbw on November 12, 2013, 07:36:43 PM
And the winner is:
"thanks for this sweet Home is a pile of sick assholes we are dealing with..."
or
"i fear flummoxin the ferb, freal."
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
"Are you get your dough in garlic butter IS 'Brown'. 3. Totally psyched, to sharon jones Beach tonight."
"turtles are nature's suction cups."
holy shit. I just spent a half hour generating those.
I'm leaving for work now.
"Hangin with the Tea Partier and says, i'm making a lasagna..."
"who needs a very very special book..." :-o
"You and probably die? Why didn't know, they can get the feelgood chemical flowing, found the others to the bus, went one block, got off..."
"those were the rain is the face and says, Look out Rocky marathon on amc?"
"check out my recording of glenn beck this week." :hereitisyousentimentalbastard
"im just gonna go ahead and i'm too old to get out." it's true :cry:
"The Tea Partier and a member of the Boards, ladies and murder and war!!!" - i would totally say that.
"There ain't no one else around, we will talk about crying and all, but he ripped the Exalted King"
These look like the lyrics to the greatest song ever.
"Impossible to get up when there is too damn high."
definitely would have said that a few years ago.
and this:
"Can barely move. No one can get started on the beach..."
I probably said this: "take a second one?"
"wonders what Bob Dylan has to be making halloween this year, so i'll just getting poured on the fact that these two asshats are no longer a raging river..."
"Sounds dangerous, and i'm on a beautiful full moon over the lake"
Laser shark dogs with people hands
Keep the water cooler robots begins!!!
Just paper, nothing weird like it.
You know what I work dumpster smell AWESOME...
L. Ron Hubbard must be rolling out?
Modi, no and as I ran away from that sappy, shit.
Apparently you know how you get somewhere and Charles Bradley doesn't get the snazzy napper is totally fucked up.
It's Turd Ferguson, and moonshine is, trust me to sit down because Facebook sucks a HUGE COCK.
"ah, my dying day, confess what a fucking scam."
that's deep. now i'm done.
eta: ok one more
"Mitt Romney's great grandfather had a miniature giraffe."
Thousands of Strawberry Cheesecake to help immediately. Thank you.
I've said discrimination I would have been credibly accused of your FRIENDS
And, while Nigel Tufnel Day is not seeing the Boss jam with Phish to open with Squirming Coil. In mind.
Vote for a Guinness steak and potato pie Day, indeed.
...and I'm done: "Of course, if there's Cochon de lait poboy."
There's something profound in this one...
All this dude is brush painting the chains on his porch swing and didn't make some hilarious truths for the dream.
Ticketmaster, I need to Terrapin Station
Coral Sky 'Crosseyed' wards off vampires.
Hi if cookout is hiring.
trying to ORGANIZE MY LIFE WITH hate.
dude I was sooooo awesome duuuuuude...
Trey Band at Jones beach tonight.
What a guitar, should be rescheduled though.
That's magic, and it's ULTRA badass!
pearly isn't premature, but words of encouragement are encased in orange rinds.
Cuff links $86. Llama rental I'd assume they will let you know.
classic. a dollar so I could live in richmond!
who is going to sweep the dogs out
What a Halloween because it's KIND OF plasticy and on the night
where'd you get your weekend
Life could be stupid yall
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easily my new favorite website/time-waster
IT made this one for me,
QuoteEvery deck needs more vinyl.
ME
WIN.
I haven't posted but two Facebook statuses in the past two years but here;s what it produced:
supports a willful ignorance tax
You're clearly interested in using rowjimmy dot NET rather than I, as feeding her Hampton Phish
Okay, campers, rise and shine, and share.
Norman Blake Bird Song [I would kill a person to hear Norman Blake play Bird Song]
Spinning it was safe to pretend to have seen the Spacex Falcon9 achieve orbit today.
Emmet rockin' his adhd to make Believe Ballroom Amazing Kornyfone TAKL 2979 1975 GAMH 1975.
Just upped my recording of the scientific research, in my hotel. What a mess...
Grateful Dead s/t Warner Bros 257951 1988 Yeah.
is watching Jeff Tweedy Sunken Treasure Live In it's larger glory.
It's still snowing and milk and more!
The signs near the intersection of his worst typing on Mondays.
Ebert vs Electronic Voting
No, let's Get sick.
Speaking of oil industry shills...
Finally updating this
Pumping Out on the face.
For those of a jerk.
Middle is life and theologize the outcome would be really is nothing at all
A repulsive lack of records.
this one def sounds like me too.
Quotedruink with bourbon is the way to AC?
ME
sounds about right.
:clap:
Quote from: mbw on November 12, 2013, 07:36:43 PM
And the winner is:
"thanks for this sweet Home is a pile of sick assholes we are dealing with..."
or
"i fear flummoxin the ferb, freal."
Sig-worthy.