Outstanding :clap: Simply outstanding.
QuoteLos Angeles (CNN) -- Charlie Sheen advises people to stay away from crack cocaine "unless you can manage it socially," which he told a radio interviewer Monday he could.
Sheen, who has been undergoing substance abuse rehab treatments at home, said he is currently "peeing clean," and the producers of his hit sitcom should take advantage of it while they can.
The actor spoke glibly to the syndicated "The Dan Patrick Show" Monday morning on a variety of subjects, from drug and alcohol use to baseball.
"I healed really quickly, but I also unravel really quickly, so get me right now guys," Sheen said. "Get me right now."
During the interview, the actor said "it's hard to say" how long he's been clean, saying he doesn't use the term "'sober' anymore, I'm not in AA, I don't believe in it."
Dr. Drew Pinsky, a California-based addiction specialist, told HLN's Jane Velez-Mitchell that Sheen's rationalization of his substance abuse issues are an example of what he called "stinking thinking."
"Here he's had these horrific consequences, and he thinks he's on the right path," said Pinsky, who has an MTV reality series on celebrity addiction and will helm his own HLN show starting this spring. "As a physician, I can tell that this is going to have a very, very unhappy ending."
CBS placed "Two and a Half Men" on "production hiatus" after the actor began rehab treatments in the wake of an emergency hospital visit last week.
Sheen said in Monday's interview that he was surprised by what he called a "forced hiatus."
"I went back to work and you know, I was banging on the door stage door like, 'Hello! Where's everybody?' I don't know what happened, I guess they're closed," he said.
Shooting is scheduled to resume at the end of February, Sheen's representative told CNN earlier this month.
"I believe August of 2014 at this pace, I don't know," Sheen joked Monday. "It's supposed to be like the 28th or the 29th. That's what it is, it's the 29th of the nonleap year."
CBS and Warner Bros Television, which produces the show, declined to comment on Sheen's statements.
Sheen issued a written statement just two weeks ago thanking the network executives for their support.
"I have a lot of work to do to be able to return the support I have received from so many people," Sheen said in a statement. "Like Errol Flynn, who had to put down his sword on occasion, I just want to say, 'thank you.' "
While Sheen doesn't like to use the term "sober," he said Monday, "It's off and on, you know."
The triggers for his infamous partying "tends to do with boredom," he said.
"It's never been about 'Everybody else is drinking, I should too,' " he said. "It's about what makes things better, whether that's real or imagined."
Sheen was "very, very intoxicated, also apparently in a lot of pain" on the morning of January 27, according to a 911 call from a doctor who had just talked to the actor.
Porn actress Kacey Jordan has told media outlets that a two-day party preceded Sheen's collapse.
Paramedics went to Sheen's Los Angeles home and then took him by ambulance to a hospital, where he spent several hours.
While his representative blamed a hernia for Sheen's pain, he later announced the actor is undergoing rehab at home.
Managing socially I can do. Unlike Chuck, I cannot manage it financially....fuck!
Charlie is fucked up. Just cancel the show, and hope he gets some real help. The show is a piece of shit anyway!
such a textbook addict, banging on the studio doors. like everybody is supposed to jump up at his beckoning when HE is ready to work again.
oh well, we'll always have Hot Shots Part Deux.
Quote from: aphineday on February 14, 2011, 11:45:10 PM
Charlie is fucked up. Just cancel the show, and hope he gets some real help. The show is a piece of shit anyway!
The show may be crap, but Charlie Sheen is excellent in it. Now that I know he's just as ridiculous in real life, I kind of want them to change the show to a bunch of cameramen following him around and watching the ridiculous shit he does.
Quote from: phil on February 14, 2011, 11:47:03 PM
Quote from: aphineday on February 14, 2011, 11:45:10 PM
Charlie is fucked up. Just cancel the show, and hope he gets some real help. The show is a piece of shit anyway!
The show may be crap, but Charlie Sheen is excellent in it. Now that I know he's just as ridiculous in real life, I kind of want them to change the show to a bunch of cameramen following him around and watching the ridiculous shit he does.
I agree that a Charlie Sheen based reality show could be great fun, but are you serious about his performance in the show? His acting is so sub-par it makes me want to vomit. Not only is it completely crass, horribly written, and not what I'm looking for in a sitcom at all, Charlie's performance in this show is so phoned in. He makes insane money to just spit some pre-fabbed "I'm a jingle writing philanderer who always has some 'witty' observation" line to millions of people who sop this shit up every week.
Quote from: phil on February 14, 2011, 11:47:03 PM
I kind of want them to change the show to a bunch of cameramen following him around and watching the ridiculous shit he does.
Now this I endorse and would watch. :clap:
(http://hustream.com/images/uploads/trainwreck.jpg)
Quote from: rowjimmy on February 15, 2011, 08:00:47 AM
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Amazing, they actually have a shot of his birth.
I heard the interview, dude is definitely not all there at this point.
I feel as disappointed as kellerb does when the 'Keller' thread pops up. :cry:
And here I thought you guys cared. :-D
I was just going to say, that I'm dissapointed this isn't about mr. c.
Quote from: blatboom on February 15, 2011, 08:20:45 AM
I heard the interview, dude is definitely not all there at this point.
I find it rather comforting to see other people lose their minds to addictions...
Quote from: goodabouthood on February 15, 2011, 10:28:24 AM
Quote from: blatboom on February 15, 2011, 08:20:45 AM
I heard the interview, dude is definitely not all there at this point.
I find it rather comforting to see other people lose their minds to addictions...
That is twisted..
And I agree with you.
QuoteCharlie Sheen Rips 'Two And A Half Men;' Lashes Out Against Alcoholics Anonymous
Charlie Sheen called into a nationally syndicated radio show on Thursday and unleashed a shocking rant in which he attacked Alcoholics Anonymous and his hit CBS show, "Two and a Half Men."
"I was told if I went on the attack, they would cancel the show," Charlie claimed to host Alex Jones in an interview for his radio show, "The Alex Jones Show," on Thursday, referring to his CBS bosses.
"Are they happy with the $5 billion they made off me?" Charlie asked. "['Two and a Half Men'] is a runaway frickin' juggernaut."
Charlie made it abundantly clear he doesn't believe the show can survive without him, telling Alex, "Watch your ratings, dudes. Watch your stupid ratings.
"Do what you're gonna do -- I'll go make movies with superstars," he threatened.
His hit sitcom wasn't Charlie's only target on Thursday. He also ripped into Alcoholics Anonymous, calling the organization a "cult" and "a bunch of losers," who he claims are "brainwashing his family."
Despite his seemingly outrageous behavior, Charlie said he plans on being back to work at his CBS show when production resumes on Tuesday.
"I'll be early," he told Alex. "I don't sleep - I wait."
A rep for Charlie had no comment about the interview when contacted by Access Hollywood on Thursday.
::added to 2011 dead pool::
Quote from: mirthbeatenworker on February 24, 2011, 07:17:14 PM
::added to 2011 dead pool::
Who's going first, Charlie Sheen or Betty White? I'd put my money on Sheen.
Dude is pretty epic.
Quote from: mistercharlie on February 24, 2011, 08:30:54 PM
Quote from: mirthbeatenworker on February 24, 2011, 07:17:14 PM
::added to 2011 dead pool::
Who's going first, Charlie Sheen or Betty White? I'd put my money on Sheen.
Wouldn't surprise me one bit if she outlasted Sheen.
QuoteCharlie Sheen's rants against boss prompt cancellation of 'Two and a Half Men' season
Following a stormy month that culminated with wayward star Charlie Sheen attacking his employers in vitriolic public rants Thursday, CBS and Warner Bros. announced that they would cancel the rest of the season of the hit sitcom "Two and a Half Men," casting a pall over the fate of TV's most-watched comedy.
Interviewed on the radio program "The Alex Jones Show," Sheen, who is said to be vacationing in the Bahamas, called his boss, Executive Producer Chuck Lorre, "a clown," and referred to him as "Chaim Levine" (Lorre's birth name is Charles Michael Levine). In a later interview with the website TMZ.com, Sheen said, "I violently hate Chaim Levine," and accused Lorre of taking money from him.
Within hours, the studio and network issued a joint statement: "Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen's statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros. Television have decided to discontinue production of 'Two and a Half Men' for the remainder of the season."
The decision will put at least 200 show staffers out of work indefinitely, as well as deprive No. 1-ranked CBS of the anchor of its Monday night comedy lineup. Sheen has a deal that carries him through May 2012, although it's unclear now whether CBS will risk ordering the show again for next season.
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The series was supposed to return to production Monday after Sheen — who earns nearly $2 million per episode — completed an unusual home-based rehab program. It was the second time in as many years that the show was forced to halt production due to the star's substance abuse problems. But producers believed there was still enough time left this season to complete four more episodes, as opposed to the eight more originally scheduled.
But over the last few weeks, Sheen began an escalating series of tirades and bizarre behavior. Earlier this month, he told radio host Dan Patrick that he was ready to return to work but his employers weren't. He reportedly partied with baseball stars and headed on vacation with his estranged wife, a porn star and a third woman.
Studio and network bosses, who had urged Sheen to enter rehab after a trip to the emergency room last month, relied on addiction specialists who said that the actor could return to work, with the proviso that he continue treatment for months afterward. But the personal attack on Lorre pushed the studio to switch gears.
Shortly after the network and studio announced that they would terminate the season, the gossip website Radaronline quoted Sheen as saying that he would allow it to film his drug test Monday. "That's how confident I am" of passing, the star was quoted as saying.
In a letter to TMZ issued after the network decision had been made, Sheen wrote of Lorre: "Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists."
To quote Bill Hicks, "Clearly, I'm not getting the good shit."
I hear trainwrecks are stopping to watch HIM.
Has anyone heard the recent radio interview? :hereitisyousentimentalbastard
Quote from: antelope19 on February 25, 2011, 01:38:45 PM
Has anyone heard the recent radio interview? :hereitisyousentimentalbastard
Here are some choice quotes:
Quote"What does this say about Haim Levine [Chuck Lorre] after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows ... I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can't handle my power and can't handle the truth," Sheen said in an open letter, posted on TMZ's website.
you know when you bust out Nicholson movie lines you're going for the juggular
QuoteSheen went even further, attacking Lorre, suggesting this is a battle and claiming the fans will support him.
"I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists," Sheen's statement continued. "I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong.
using MLK..........even better
QuoteThe 45-year-old also blasted show creator Chuck Lorre, calling him a "turd" while claiming that he embarrassed Chuck "in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his un-evolved mind cannot process."
uh, oh, oh no he didn't!
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h297/dombo13/Drugs.jpg)
Quote from: mistercharlie on February 25, 2011, 02:47:33 PM
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oh man, i've created a monster. i originally posted that pic here. its my good friend from college :samurai:
^ Really? That's pretty funny. All I had to do was google 'Cocaine's a helluva drug' and it popped right up.
Quote from: mistercharlie on February 25, 2011, 03:01:27 PM
^ Really? That's pretty funny. All I had to do was google 'Cocaine's a helluva drug' and it popped right up.
really. i've seen other people post it here since, but i didnt know it was out in the wild.
he'll have a good sense of humor about it though.
Quote from: mirthbeatenworker on February 25, 2011, 03:11:59 PM
Quote from: mistercharlie on February 25, 2011, 03:01:27 PM
^ Really? That's pretty funny. All I had to do was google 'Cocaine's a helluva drug' and it popped right up.
really. i've seen other people post it here since, but i didnt know it was out in the wild.
he'll have a good sense of humor about it though.
So then I'm guessing that that stuff is Lake Michigan foam. yuck. Here I thought it was some heaty Atlantic Sea Foam. :-P
Quote from: mistercharlie on February 25, 2011, 03:35:25 PM
Quote from: mirthbeatenworker on February 25, 2011, 03:11:59 PM
Quote from: mistercharlie on February 25, 2011, 03:01:27 PM
^ Really? That's pretty funny. All I had to do was google 'Cocaine's a helluva drug' and it popped right up.
really. i've seen other people post it here since, but i didnt know it was out in the wild.
he'll have a good sense of humor about it though.
So then I'm guessing that that stuff is Lake Michigan foam. yuck. Here I thought it was some heaty Atlantic Sea Foam. :-P
its the gulf of mexico foam.
Quote from: mirthbeatenworker on February 25, 2011, 03:45:39 PM
Quote from: mistercharlie on February 25, 2011, 03:35:25 PM
Quote from: mirthbeatenworker on February 25, 2011, 03:11:59 PM
Quote from: mistercharlie on February 25, 2011, 03:01:27 PM
^ Really? That's pretty funny. All I had to do was google 'Cocaine's a helluva drug' and it popped right up.
really. i've seen other people post it here since, but i didnt know it was out in the wild.
he'll have a good sense of humor about it though.
So then I'm guessing that that stuff is Lake Michigan foam. yuck. Here I thought it was some heaty Atlantic Sea Foam. :-P
its the gulf of mexico foam.
in all likelihood that could very well contain some peruvian flake.
Quote from: Superfreakie on February 25, 2011, 03:58:00 PM
Quote from: mirthbeatenworker on February 25, 2011, 03:45:39 PM
Quote from: mistercharlie on February 25, 2011, 03:35:25 PM
Quote from: mirthbeatenworker on February 25, 2011, 03:11:59 PM
Quote from: mistercharlie on February 25, 2011, 03:01:27 PM
^ Really? That's pretty funny. All I had to do was google 'Cocaine's a helluva drug' and it popped right up.
really. i've seen other people post it here since, but i didnt know it was out in the wild.
he'll have a good sense of humor about it though.
So then I'm guessing that that stuff is Lake Michigan foam. yuck. Here I thought it was some heaty Atlantic Sea Foam. :-P
its the gulf of mexico foam.
in all likelihood that could very well contain some peruvian flake.
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
I have a compulsion to check LL every time this thread is bumped.
.......and now Charlie quietly hits DEFCON 5 AND WARP SPEED AT THE SAME TIME......
Tomorrow, Charlie will be on ABC for a special interview (10pm EST ABC), here are some select quotes already released.... This is going to get more viewers than the superbowl :hereitisyousentimentalbastard. I FUCKING LOVE THIS MAN.
Quote"I am a man of my word, so I will finish the TV show. I'll even do season 10, but at this point, [because of] psychological distress, oh, my God, it's 3 mil an episode." He presently makes 2 million.
Sheen then discussed Alcoholics Anonymous: "I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path, because it was written nice. It was written for normal people, people that aren't special. People that don't have tiger blood, you know, Adonis DNA."
He continued: "I'm tired of pretending like I'm not special. I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars, and people can't figure me out; they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain."
Charlie then put his foot down on his $3 million offer to continue working. "Take or leave it. Look what they put me through ... I'm underpaid right now, sure ... When you look at the money they're making, it's ridiculous." [The producers are] trying to take all my money, and leave me with no means to support my family. It's not rocket science, you know?" He later added: "They picked a fight with a warlock."
"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body," he said.
"I woke up and decided, you know, I've been kicked around. I've been criticized. I've been like the, 'Ah, shucks' guy with like this bitchin' rockstar life. And I'm just finally going to completely embrace it, wrap both arms around it, and love it violently. And defend it violently through violent hatred."
"I was banging seven-gram rocks and finishing them, because that's how I roll. I have one speed. I have one gear. Go."
"I got tiger blood, man. "My brain... fires in a way that is - I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm."
Quote from: Superfreakie on February 28, 2011, 04:07:30 PM
.......and now Charlie quietly hits DEFCON 5 AND WARP SPEED AT THE SAME TIME......
Tomorrow, Charlie will be on ABC for a special interview (10pm EST ABC), here are some select quotes already released.... This is going to get more viewers than the superbowl :hereitisyousentimentalbastard. I FUCKING LOVE THIS MAN.
Quote"I am a man of my word, so I will finish the TV show. I'll even do season 10, but at this point, [because of] psychological distress, oh, my God, it's 3 mil an episode." He presently makes 2 million.
Sheen then discussed Alcoholics Anonymous: "I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path, because it was written nice. It was written for normal people, people that aren't special. People that don't have tiger blood, you know, Adonis DNA."
He continued: "I'm tired of pretending like I'm not special. I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars, and people can't figure me out; they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain."
Charlie then put his foot down on his $3 million offer to continue working. "Take or leave it. Look what they put me through ... I'm underpaid right now, sure ... When you look at the money they're making, it's ridiculous." [The producers are] trying to take all my money, and leave me with no means to support my family. It's not rocket science, you know?" He later added: "They picked a fight with a warlock."
"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body," he said.
"I woke up and decided, you know, I've been kicked around. I've been criticized. I've been like the, 'Ah, shucks' guy with like this bitchin' rockstar life. And I'm just finally going to completely embrace it, wrap both arms around it, and love it violently. And defend it violently through violent hatred."
"I was banging seven-gram rocks and finishing them, because that's how I roll. I have one speed. I have one gear. Go."
"I got tiger blood, man. "My brain... fires in a way that is - I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm."
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard :hereitisyousentimentalbastard
DuDe. So epic. Had me crying laughing. Gotta remember to DVR that one.
:clap:
DVR = set
Man, oh man! I would love to see Charlie Sheen and Gary Busey have a long, crazy-ass conversation together. It really seems like Sheen is trying to 'out-crazy' Busey at this point.
Quote"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body," he said.
:-o
Next thing you know they'll be selling C. Sheen in the lots......
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
He's a rock star from mars. Recognize.
Quote from: mistercharlie on February 28, 2011, 04:19:00 PM
Man, oh man! I would love to see Charlie Sheen and Gary Busey have a long, crazy-ass conversation together. It really seems like Sheen is trying to 'out-crazy' Busey at this point.
Look, Sheen is beyond Busey level right now and has long passed Downey Junior level. in fact, he's created a whole other level that we did not think possible. The insane thing is that he took piss tests for ABC and another media outlet and passed both with flying colors. Dude just likes coke binges and porn stars. And to be honest, if I was worth 370 million, I'd be in the same boat, rowing right alongside Charlie.
Quote from: goodabouthood on February 28, 2011, 04:27:35 PM
Quote"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body," he said.
:-o
Next thing you know they'll be selling C. Sheen in the lots......
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard :hereitisyousentimentalbastard :hereitisyousentimentalbastard :hereitisyousentimentalbastard I'm surprised that "face melt" is part of his lexicon. Someone should invite him over to the paug.
Quote from: Superfreakie on February 28, 2011, 04:29:21 PM
Quote from: mistercharlie on February 28, 2011, 04:19:00 PM
Man, oh man! I would love to see Charlie Sheen and Gary Busey have a long, crazy-ass conversation together. It really seems like Sheen is trying to 'out-crazy' Busey at this point.
Look, Sheen is beyond Busey level right now and has long passed Downey Junior level. in fact, he's created a whole other level that we did not think possible. The insane thing is that he took piss tests for ABC and another media outlet and passed both with flying colors. Dude just likes coke binges and porn stars. And to be honest, if I was worth 370 million, I'd be in the same boat, rowing right alongside Charlie.
He's kind of a personal hero right now. I still think his show sucks though.
Suddenly the movies Hot Shots and Hot Shots Part Duex make sense.
Quote from: Superfreakie on February 28, 2011, 04:29:21 PM
Look, Sheen is beyond Busey level right now and has long passed Downey Junior level. in fact, he's created a whole other level that we did not think possible. The insane thing is that he took piss tests for ABC and another media outlet and passed both with flying colors. Dude just likes coke binges and porn stars. And to be honest, if I was worth 370 million, I'd be in the same boat, rowing right alongside Charlie.
Exactly, plus, since he doesn't have a morality clause in his contract with CBS and he's passing drug tests and shit, he has a legitimate case to sue the pants off of CBS for breach of contract.
Dude is a friggin' genius. He gets to say whatever the fuck he wants. Media outlets will print what he has to say...the lulz will commence...and at the end of the day, he's still got more money than some smaller nations.
He's winning, all of us are losing comparatively. I hope he outlives all of us.
:clap:
Amen, Charlie. Amen.
I'd probably need a lot of drugs on my day off if I had to work on that crap show.
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on February 28, 2011, 04:35:07 PM
Quote from: Superfreakie on February 28, 2011, 04:29:21 PM
Look, Sheen is beyond Busey level right now and has long passed Downey Junior level. in fact, he's created a whole other level that we did not think possible. The insane thing is that he took piss tests for ABC and another media outlet and passed both with flying colors. Dude just likes coke binges and porn stars. And to be honest, if I was worth 370 million, I'd be in the same boat, rowing right alongside Charlie.
Exactly, plus, since he doesn't have a morality clause in his contract with CBS and he's passing drug tests and shit, he has a legitimate case to sue the pants off of CBS for breach of contract.
Dude is a friggin' genius. He gets to say whatever the fuck he wants. Media outlets will print what he has to say...the lulz will commence...and at the end of the day, he's still got more money than some smaller nations.
He's winning, all of us are losing comparatively. I hope he outlives all of us.
It's brilliant really. He is one of the only actors in Hollywood whose contract lacks a morality and conduct becoming clause. His most recent episode to the hospital was in fact a legitimate health issue and not a drug overdose. And while a lot has been said in print, no police were involved in the recent "porn screening and critique" event. And how much do you think ABC paid for this interview? I'm betting 5 million. And Neilsen ratings show that after every one of his escapades, the viewership of two and a half men sky rockets. CBS couldn't afford this type of publicity. And can you imagine the ratings they would get were they to get him back for another season. He's laughing all the way to the bank. (and possibly an early grave but it's your life, live it baby). He's planning on suing CBS for 16 million.
Quote from: Superfreakie on February 28, 2011, 05:35:00 PM
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on February 28, 2011, 04:35:07 PM
Quote from: Superfreakie on February 28, 2011, 04:29:21 PM
Look, Sheen is beyond Busey level right now and has long passed Downey Junior level. in fact, he's created a whole other level that we did not think possible. The insane thing is that he took piss tests for ABC and another media outlet and passed both with flying colors. Dude just likes coke binges and porn stars. And to be honest, if I was worth 370 million, I'd be in the same boat, rowing right alongside Charlie.
Exactly, plus, since he doesn't have a morality clause in his contract with CBS and he's passing drug tests and shit, he has a legitimate case to sue the pants off of CBS for breach of contract.
Dude is a friggin' genius. He gets to say whatever the fuck he wants. Media outlets will print what he has to say...the lulz will commence...and at the end of the day, he's still got more money than some smaller nations.
He's winning, all of us are losing comparatively. I hope he outlives all of us.
It's brilliant really. He is one of the only actors in Hollywood whose contract lacks a morality and conduct becoming clause. His most recent episode to the hospital was in fact a legitimate health issue and not a drug overdose. And while a lot has been said in print, no police were involved in the recent "porn screening and critique" event. And how much do you think ABC paid for this interview? I'm betting 5 million. And Neilsen ratings show that after every one of his escapades, the viewership of two and a half men sky rockets. CBS couldn't afford this type of publicity. And can you imagine the ratings they would get were they to get him back for another season. He's laughing all the way to the bank. (and possibly an early grave but it's your life, live it baby). He's planning on suing CBS for 16 million.
This is how I look at it too. It's not like he's backed into a corner and making outlandish statements, he's just not going the usual pussy route.
He's pretty fucking awesome and what America should be all about.
This link has a 5 min video preview of the interview. So. Hilarious.
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/charlie-sheens-longtime-publicist-stan-rosenfield-resigns/story?id=12785991
Quote from: ytowndan on February 28, 2011, 06:04:05 PM
This link has a 5 min video preview of the interview. So. Hilarious.
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/charlie-sheens-longtime-publicist-stan-rosenfield-resigns/story?id=12785991
wow, that's even crazier. "bi-polar, what's that..........I'm bi-winning, I win here, I win there." :clap: :clap:
on drugs: " there's certain blends I won't entertain, cause that's how some people go down, I'm too smart. I'm sorry for the guys that happened to, but you should of read the directions before you showed up at the party." :rawk: :rawk:
interviewer - but you love to party
Charlie - What's not to love, especially when you see how I party. It was epic. The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards look like droopy eyed armless children.
interviewer - when you look back at the last time you did drugs are you disgusted with yourself?
Charlie - Pfft, I'm proud of what I created, it was radical. I exposed people to magic! :wtu:
Man! I would pay to watch a Charlie Sheen reality tv show. That shit would be hilarious!
That bi-winning bit is awesome.
I think this guy is a straight-up genius. Fuck his acting, I wanna see him writing for sitcoms.
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(http://mediumlarge.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/cat-sheen-4.jpg?w=500&h=375)
(http://mediumlarge.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/sheen-morning-2.jpg?w=551&h=366)
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Quote from: McGrupp on February 28, 2011, 08:12:13 PM
(http://media.avclub.com/images/articles/article/52529/charlie_jpg_627x1000_q85.jpg)
soooo much awesome right there, it is hard to comprehend.
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfgtqhi08g1qgxm4ao1_500.gif)
droopy-eyed, armless children
=
awesome.
He's on CNN right now for the hour....Piers Morgan/Larry King.
OMG
The interwebz are quick on their feet. I should start getting my current events from reddit and 4chan
(http://clutch.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/chucksheen-e2809cie28099m-sorry-man-i-got-magic-and-ie28099ve-got-poetry-in-my-fingertips-you-know-most-of-the-time-and-this-includes-naps-ie28099m-an-f-18-bro.jpeg)
I want to be this guy.
I just had a revelation, what if Charlie Sheen single handedly legalizes drugs?!!! :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
Quote from: Hicks on February 28, 2011, 11:52:16 PM
I just had a revelation, what if Charlie Sheen single handedly legalizes drugs?!!! :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
dude's a Warlock, he can do anything.
Quote from: Superfreakie on February 28, 2011, 11:54:41 PM
Quote from: Hicks on February 28, 2011, 11:52:16 PM
I just had a revelation, what if Charlie Sheen single handedly legalizes drugs?!!! :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
dude's a Warlock, he can do anything.
Anything he sets his otherwordly brain to.
Quote from: Hicks on February 28, 2011, 11:52:16 PM
I just had a revelation, what if Charlie Sheen single handedly legalizes drugs?!!! :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
I'm pretty sure Charlie Sheen is already legal, it's just tricky to find a supplier who has some. Most try to pass off some shwagy Emilio Estevez for the dank-ass Charlie Sheen.
Quote from: mistercharlie on March 01, 2011, 01:48:54 PM
Quote from: Hicks on February 28, 2011, 11:52:16 PM
I just had a revelation, what if Charlie Sheen single handedly legalizes drugs?!!! :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
I'm pretty sure Charlie Sheen is already legal, it's just tricky to find a supplier who has some. Most try to pass off some shwagy Emilio Estevez for the dank-ass Charlie Sheen.
You get your hands on some
Martin Sheen and then we'll talk :smoke:
http://www.livethesheendream.com/
Quote from: phil on March 01, 2011, 03:16:10 PM
Quote from: mistercharlie on March 01, 2011, 01:48:54 PM
Quote from: Hicks on February 28, 2011, 11:52:16 PM
I just had a revelation, what if Charlie Sheen single handedly legalizes drugs?!!! :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
I'm pretty sure Charlie Sheen is already legal, it's just tricky to find a supplier who has some. Most try to pass off some shwagy Emilio Estevez for the dank-ass Charlie Sheen.
You get your hands on some Martin Sheen and then we'll talk :smoke:
What about some
Charlie Sherm?
Now that's what you need to get your hands on.
Quote from: Buffalo Budd on March 01, 2011, 03:48:00 PM
Quote from: phil on March 01, 2011, 03:16:10 PM
Quote from: mistercharlie on March 01, 2011, 01:48:54 PM
Quote from: Hicks on February 28, 2011, 11:52:16 PM
I just had a revelation, what if Charlie Sheen single handedly legalizes drugs?!!! :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
I'm pretty sure Charlie Sheen is already legal, it's just tricky to find a supplier who has some. Most try to pass off some shwagy Emilio Estevez for the dank-ass Charlie Sheen.
You get your hands on some Martin Sheen and then we'll talk :smoke:
What about some Charlie Sherm?
Now that's what you need to get your hands on.
Holy shit, how could I forget?
Looks like I'm going on a(nother) bender this weekend, boys..
Quote from: phil on March 01, 2011, 03:51:04 PM
Quote from: Buffalo Budd on March 01, 2011, 03:48:00 PM
Quote from: phil on March 01, 2011, 03:16:10 PM
Quote from: mistercharlie on March 01, 2011, 01:48:54 PM
Quote from: Hicks on February 28, 2011, 11:52:16 PM
I just had a revelation, what if Charlie Sheen single handedly legalizes drugs?!!! :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
I'm pretty sure Charlie Sheen is already legal, it's just tricky to find a supplier who has some. Most try to pass off some shwagy Emilio Estevez for the dank-ass Charlie Sheen.
You get your hands on some Martin Sheen and then we'll talk :smoke:
What about some Charlie Sherm?
Now that's what you need to get your hands on.
Holy shit, how could I forget?
Looks like I'm going on a(nother) bender this weekend, boys..
Count me in.
Quote from: McGrupp on March 01, 2011, 03:25:54 PM
http://www.livethesheendream.com/
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
great educational tool if one wishes to follow the Tao of Sheen.
Quote from: McGrupp on March 01, 2011, 03:51:51 PM
Quote from: phil on March 01, 2011, 03:51:04 PM
Quote from: Buffalo Budd on March 01, 2011, 03:48:00 PM
Quote from: phil on March 01, 2011, 03:16:10 PM
Quote from: mistercharlie on March 01, 2011, 01:48:54 PM
Quote from: Hicks on February 28, 2011, 11:52:16 PM
I just had a revelation, what if Charlie Sheen single handedly legalizes drugs?!!! :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
I'm pretty sure Charlie Sheen is already legal, it's just tricky to find a supplier who has some. Most try to pass off some shwagy Emilio Estevez for the dank-ass Charlie Sheen.
You get your hands on some Martin Sheen and then we'll talk :smoke:
What about some Charlie Sherm?
Now that's what you need to get your hands on.
Holy shit, how could I forget?
Looks like I'm going on a(nother) bender this weekend, boys..
Count me in.
Good thing you two don't have children to weep over your exploded corpses.
Quote from: mistercharlie on March 01, 2011, 04:38:41 PM
Quote from: McGrupp on March 01, 2011, 03:51:51 PM
Quote from: phil on March 01, 2011, 03:51:04 PM
Quote from: Buffalo Budd on March 01, 2011, 03:48:00 PM
Quote from: phil on March 01, 2011, 03:16:10 PM
Quote from: mistercharlie on March 01, 2011, 01:48:54 PM
Quote from: Hicks on February 28, 2011, 11:52:16 PM
I just had a revelation, what if Charlie Sheen single handedly legalizes drugs?!!! :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
I'm pretty sure Charlie Sheen is already legal, it's just tricky to find a supplier who has some. Most try to pass off some shwagy Emilio Estevez for the dank-ass Charlie Sheen.
You get your hands on some Martin Sheen and then we'll talk :smoke:
What about some Charlie Sherm?
Now that's what you need to get your hands on.
Holy shit, how could I forget?
Looks like I'm going on a(nother) bender this weekend, boys..
Count me in.
Good thing you two don't have children to weep over your exploded corpses.
I'll conceive a few during my bender, don't worry.
These interviews are so entertaining...they should throw them all in a book.
1 hour and 15 minutes till one of the most epic interviews ever taped is aired.....
(http://i611.photobucket.com/albums/tt192/djeumdewq/george-eating-popcorn.gif)
Quote from: Superfreakie on March 01, 2011, 08:51:00 PM
1 hour and 15 minutes till one of the most epic interviews ever taped is aired.....
(http://www.radiobigboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/CharlieSheen_bringit.jpg)
what channel what time?
Quote from: Superfreakie on March 01, 2011, 09:18:29 PM
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on March 01, 2011, 09:14:50 PM
what channel what time?
10 PM ABC 20/20 Special
Same Bat-shit-crazy-Time, Same Bat-shit-crazy-Channel..
Sorry, couldn't resist a batman pun. [/nerdyness]
rock star from mars and warlock you just got +k'd. thanks.
Quote from: Superfreakie on March 01, 2011, 09:26:04 PM
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on March 01, 2011, 09:24:25 PM
you just got +k'd
I would of preferred some sheen. :-o
I think that getting positive karma should be called "Sheen" as opposed to "applaud" and "Smite" should be called "Take To AA" or something.
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on March 01, 2011, 09:33:31 PM
Quote from: Superfreakie on March 01, 2011, 09:26:04 PM
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on March 01, 2011, 09:24:25 PM
you just got +k'd
I would of preferred some sheen. :-o
I think that getting positive karma should be called "Sheen" as opposed to "applaud" and "Smite" should be called "Take To AA" or something.
Sheen'd = +k
Estevez'd = -k
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on March 01, 2011, 09:33:31 PM
Quote from: Superfreakie on March 01, 2011, 09:26:04 PM
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on March 01, 2011, 09:24:25 PM
you just got +k'd
I would of preferred some sheen. :-o
I think that getting positive karma should be called "Sheen" as opposed to "applaud" and "Smite" should be called "Take To AA" or something.
C. Sheen is something you take bumps of off a pornstar's tits, not something you dole out to others for their acts of kindness
Quote from: phil on March 01, 2011, 09:35:31 PM
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on March 01, 2011, 09:33:31 PM
Quote from: Superfreakie on March 01, 2011, 09:26:04 PM
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on March 01, 2011, 09:24:25 PM
you just got +k'd
I would of preferred some sheen. :-o
I think that getting positive karma should be called "Sheen" as opposed to "applaud" and "Smite" should be called "Take To AA" or something.
C. Sheen is something you take bumps of off a pornstar's tits, not something you dole out to others for their acts of kindness
nOOb, Sheen is infinitely stronger than a combination crack and dmt.
(http://media.heavy.com/media/2011/02/charlie-header.jpg)
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on March 01, 2011, 09:40:38 PM
Quote from: phil on March 01, 2011, 09:35:31 PM
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on March 01, 2011, 09:33:31 PM
Quote from: Superfreakie on March 01, 2011, 09:26:04 PM
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on March 01, 2011, 09:24:25 PM
you just got +k'd
I would of preferred some sheen. :-o
I think that getting positive karma should be called "Sheen" as opposed to "applaud" and "Smite" should be called "Take To AA" or something.
C. Sheen is something you take bumps of off a pornstar's tits, not something you dole out to others for their acts of kindness
nOOb, Sheen is infinitely stronger than a combination crack and dmt.
C. Sheen has tiger blood in it too, and don't forget about the Adonis DNA...that shit gets you fucked up beyond all belief
just a couple more minutes....
haven't been this excited for an interview in a while :hereitisyousentimentalbastard
Quote from: mistercharlie on March 01, 2011, 09:49:08 PM
(http://media.heavy.com/media/2011/02/charlie-header.jpg)
Here we go!
"yes i drink water through my eyes"
this is going to be awesome.
"the earth is bipolar"
"Yes, i drink water through my eyes."
this is great already.
Quote from: mirthbeatenworker on March 01, 2011, 10:03:16 PM
"Yes, i drink water through my eyes."
this is great already.
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
you're dealing with a vatican assassin.
"Dying is for fools."
"I exposed people to magic."
Is this the Charlie Sheen LST?
'sup, d00ds? :beers:
Interviewer: "You're like Hugh Hefner here."
CS: "He's an ametuer"
Quote from: ytowndan on March 01, 2011, 10:11:56 PM
Is this the Charlie Sheen LST?
'sup, d00ds? :beers:
feels good to be LST'in again.
hahaha this isn't really as entertaining as i was hoping.
Is this unprecedented? Has any celebrity in history ever gone off like this?
Quote from: mirthbeatenworker on March 01, 2011, 10:12:24 PM
Interviewer: "You're like Hugh Hefner here."
CS: "He's an ametuer"
Well, Sheen's girls there are hotter than Hef's girls, but they're not twins so maybe it's a tie. But then I guess Hef doesn't have F-18 Warlock tiger blood.
Quote from: mistercharlie on March 01, 2011, 10:14:38 PM
Quote from: mirthbeatenworker on March 01, 2011, 10:12:24 PM
Interviewer: "You're like Hugh Hefner here."
CS: "He's an ametuer"
Well, Sheen's girls there are hotter than Hef's girls, but they're not twins so maybe it's a tie. But then I guess Hef doesn't have F-18 Warlock tiger blood.
thats debatable. one of sheens looks pretty tore back, the other gobbles strange cock for a living.
They're the best at what they do and I'm the best at what I do, so it's on!
Quote from: mirthbeatenworker on March 01, 2011, 10:30:45 PM
Quote from: mistercharlie on March 01, 2011, 10:14:38 PM
Quote from: mirthbeatenworker on March 01, 2011, 10:12:24 PM
Interviewer: "You're like Hugh Hefner here."
CS: "He's an ametuer"
Well, Sheen's girls there are hotter than Hef's girls, but they're not twins so maybe it's a tie. But then I guess Hef doesn't have F-18 Warlock tiger blood.
thats debatable. one of sheens looks pretty tore back, the other gobbles strange cock for a living.
I prefer a chick down a few notches if she destroys in bed. Been my experience the hottest ones are not always the best in the..........
There is no way you legitimately think either of those chicks are "toreback".
They might not be perfect, but they're probably hotter than 99 percent of the ladies paugers have pulled in.
Quote from: Superfreakie on March 01, 2011, 10:34:56 PM
Quote from: mirthbeatenworker on March 01, 2011, 10:30:45 PM
Quote from: mistercharlie on March 01, 2011, 10:14:38 PM
Quote from: mirthbeatenworker on March 01, 2011, 10:12:24 PM
Interviewer: "You're like Hugh Hefner here."
CS: "He's an ametuer"
Well, Sheen's girls there are hotter than Hef's girls, but they're not twins so maybe it's a tie. But then I guess Hef doesn't have F-18 Warlock tiger blood.
thats debatable. one of sheens looks pretty tore back, the other gobbles strange cock for a living.
I prefer a chick down a few notches if she destroys in bed. Been my experience the hottest ones are not always the best in the..........
The craziest ones, however...
I'd marry bree olson in two seconds. dead serious.
I don't think there is another girl on earth who fucks like that.
I can't wait to see what kind of ratings this interview pulled.
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on March 01, 2011, 10:37:09 PM
There is no way you legitimately think either of those chicks are "toreback".
They might not be perfect, but they're probably hotter than 99 percent of the ladies paugers have pulled in.
easy brah. for charlie sheen? yeah. i walk past that one on the street and not look back.
Quote from: mirthbeatenworker on March 01, 2011, 10:46:07 PM
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on March 01, 2011, 10:37:09 PM
There is no way you legitimately think either of those chicks are "toreback".
They might not be perfect, but they're probably hotter than 99 percent of the ladies paugers have pulled in.
easy brah. for charlie sheen? yeah. i walk past that one on the street and not look back.
I think he's doing pretty well considering his track record of alleged violence against women.
He's definitely doing a lot better than we are.
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on March 01, 2011, 10:48:25 PM
Quote from: mirthbeatenworker on March 01, 2011, 10:46:07 PM
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on March 01, 2011, 10:37:09 PM
There is no way you legitimately think either of those chicks are "toreback".
They might not be perfect, but they're probably hotter than 99 percent of the ladies paugers have pulled in.
easy brah. for charlie sheen? yeah. i walk past that one on the street and not look back.
I think he's doing pretty well considering his track record of alleged violence against women.
He's definitely doing a lot better than we are.
eh, i dont currently have a gf but i think i prefer that over knowing my gf is currently taking a load to the face from a strange dude with a monster cock whom also is the reason she cant sit down when she gets home.
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on March 01, 2011, 10:48:25 PM
Quote from: mirthbeatenworker on March 01, 2011, 10:46:07 PM
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on March 01, 2011, 10:37:09 PM
There is no way you legitimately think either of those chicks are "toreback".
They might not be perfect, but they're probably hotter than 99 percent of the ladies paugers have pulled in.
easy brah. for charlie sheen? yeah. i walk past that one on the street and not look back.
I think he's doing pretty well considering his track record of alleged violence against women.
He's definitely doing a lot better than we are.
speak for yourself, homeboy.
Considering the fact that he's "been with" (aka porked) many women since he's started "dating" Bree. I'm pretty sure her employment is not a major concern for him.
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on March 01, 2011, 10:55:52 PM
Considering the fact that he's "been with" (aka porked) many women since he's started "dating" Bree. I'm pretty sure her employment is not a major concern for him.
who cares how many
girls he's been with? do you not subscribe to the double standard?
of course he's not concerned. he's a crack addict who lets his crack whore girlfriends raise his kids.
Quote from: mirthbeatenworker on March 01, 2011, 11:00:41 PM
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on March 01, 2011, 10:55:52 PM
Considering the fact that he's "been with" (aka porked) many women since he's started "dating" Bree. I'm pretty sure her employment is not a major concern for him.
who cares how many girls he's been with? do you not subscribe to the double standard?
of course he's not concerned. he's a crack addict who lets his crack whore girlfriends raise his kids.
...and he's worth about 270 million dollars.
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on March 01, 2011, 11:06:23 PM
Quote from: mirthbeatenworker on March 01, 2011, 11:00:41 PM
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on March 01, 2011, 10:55:52 PM
Considering the fact that he's "been with" (aka porked) many women since he's started "dating" Bree. I'm pretty sure her employment is not a major concern for him.
who cares how many girls he's been with? do you not subscribe to the double standard?
of course he's not concerned. he's a crack addict who lets his crack whore girlfriends raise his kids.
...and he's worth about 270 million dollars.
great. he'll be a very rich dead man.
ok, im done, back to him being awesome.
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on March 01, 2011, 11:06:23 PM
Quote from: mirthbeatenworker on March 01, 2011, 11:00:41 PM
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on March 01, 2011, 10:55:52 PM
Considering the fact that he's "been with" (aka porked) many women since he's started "dating" Bree. I'm pretty sure her employment is not a major concern for him.
who cares how many girls he's been with? do you not subscribe to the double standard?
of course he's not concerned. he's a crack addict who lets his crack whore girlfriends raise his kids.
...and he's worth about 270 million dollars.
I think it is 380 million but who's counting.
You people have way too many morals. Sex is simply a deep massage. Wait, maybe it is me who needs morals. :wtu:
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on March 01, 2011, 10:13:26 PM
hahaha this isn't really as entertaining as i was hoping.
I was in and out. I caught some of the Piers Morgan interview from last night - from what I saw it got a little more 'uncomfortable' for the win
Quote from: Superfreakie on March 01, 2011, 11:12:30 PM
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on March 01, 2011, 11:06:23 PM
Quote from: mirthbeatenworker on March 01, 2011, 11:00:41 PM
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on March 01, 2011, 10:55:52 PM
Considering the fact that he's "been with" (aka porked) many women since he's started "dating" Bree. I'm pretty sure her employment is not a major concern for him.
who cares how many girls he's been with? do you not subscribe to the double standard?
of course he's not concerned. he's a crack addict who lets his crack whore girlfriends raise his kids.
...and he's worth about 270 million dollars.
I think it is 380 million but who's counting.
http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/actors/charlie-sheen-net-worth/
plus his monster alimony and child support payments.
this site says he was worth 16mil last year when he signed his last prenup
http://gawker.com/#!5529355
That wasn't as good as I was hoping it would be. There were definitely some lulz, but for the most part it was just a sad display of delusional behavior. :|
His official twitter account, he just started it. follow the trainwreck:
http://twitter.com/charliesheen
Quote from: mirthbeatenworker on March 01, 2011, 11:15:34 PM
Quote from: Superfreakie on March 01, 2011, 11:12:30 PM
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on March 01, 2011, 11:06:23 PM
Quote from: mirthbeatenworker on March 01, 2011, 11:00:41 PM
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on March 01, 2011, 10:55:52 PM
Considering the fact that he's "been with" (aka porked) many women since he's started "dating" Bree. I'm pretty sure her employment is not a major concern for him.
who cares how many girls he's been with? do you not subscribe to the double standard?
of course he's not concerned. he's a crack addict who lets his crack whore girlfriends raise his kids.
...and he's worth about 270 million dollars.
I think it is 380 million but who's counting.
http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/actors/charlie-sheen-net-worth/
plus his monster alimony and child support payments.
this site says he was worth 16mil last year when he signed his last prenup
http://gawker.com/#!5529355
He did say he needed to work through the summer. You could go through 65 really fast with houses, cars and jets.
FWIW, Major league is an all-time favorite comedy of mine.
Quote from: antelope19 on March 02, 2011, 09:15:20 AM
FWIW, Major league is an all-time favorite comedy of mine.
I'm gonna get my hair cut like Rick Vaughn.
Saw him on the Today Show this morning. His kids were taking by the cops and protective services last night. During the interview, he seemed pretty rational. Had his lawyer with him and speaking about his concern for losing his kids.
The care and feeding of your new pet Charlie Sheen (http://www.theatlantic.com/culture/archive/2011/03/the-care-and-feeding-of-a-charlie-sheen/71847/)
Some funny ass stuff in here!
Here's a sample:
QuoteOne last word of advice. You may have friends, neighbors, or even loved ones who don't like your new Charlie Sheen. Obviously, they are all contaminated maggots and idiotic earthworms, clearly not winners who win by winning, lacking the brainpower necessary to comprehend the audaciously gnarly gnarlyness of such a radical Vatican Assassin Warlock Rock Star from Mars.
New Paug shirts? The paug logo and in all caps "WINNING"
http://www.spearhead-entertainment.com/storage/charliesheen.swf
someone showed me this on facebook, fun to play around with.
If you missed last night's show: http://www.hulu.com/watch/220426/abc-2020-the-charlie-sheen-interview
saw about 20 minutes, thought it was painful
I got some stuff for you Sheen-heads to enjoy. This:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/charlie-sheen-quotes-as-new-yorker-cartoons
and this:
(http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/SHEEN-WINNINGMUSTACHE.jpg)
...and he just broke a world record!
a little over 25 hours to get 1 million followers on twitter. I'd say this counts as winning :hereitisyousentimentalbastard
Quote from: qop24 on March 03, 2011, 12:23:41 PM
...and he just broke a world record!
a little over 25 hours to get 1 million followers on twitter. I'd say this counts as winning :hereitisyousentimentalbastard
He's a winner in my book! :hereitisyousentimentalbastard
Quote from: Igbo on March 02, 2011, 11:25:30 AM
New Paug shirts? The paug logo and in all caps "WINNING"
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
I'd wear it
the guy might be "winning" right now w/ the whole pr0nstars and injecting cocaine thing (you dont think he snorts it, do you?)
but dont forget that his previous newsflash was when he plead GUILTY to the charges stemming from an "incident" in which he held his wife down on a bed w/ a switchblade at her throat and threatened to kill her if she told anyone. the one for which he got to spend his 30 day jail sentence in a cushy rehab facility in malibu.
i want to say that i'd feel bad for his kids if he o.d.'d tomorrow or drove off a cliff or something, but i feel pretty bad for them for the way he acts alive, too.
fuck charlie sheen w/ a box of cocks.
Jimmy Fallon impression of Charlie...
http://www.tvsquad.com/2011/03/03/jimmy-fallon-charlie-sheen-impression-winning-cologne/?icid=maing%7Cmain5%7Cdl2%7Csec1_lnk1%7C47934 (http://www.tvsquad.com/2011/03/03/jimmy-fallon-charlie-sheen-impression-winning-cologne/?icid=maing%7Cmain5%7Cdl2%7Csec1_lnk1%7C47934)
Quote from: iamhydroJen on March 03, 2011, 02:38:31 PM
Jimmy Fallon impression of Charlie...
http://www.tvsquad.com/2011/03/03/jimmy-fallon-charlie-sheen-impression-winning-cologne/?icid=maing%7Cmain5%7Cdl2%7Csec1_lnk1%7C47934 (http://www.tvsquad.com/2011/03/03/jimmy-fallon-charlie-sheen-impression-winning-cologne/?icid=maing%7Cmain5%7Cdl2%7Csec1_lnk1%7C47934)
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
Not usually a Fallon fan but that's hilarious.
Quote from: guyforget on March 03, 2011, 02:27:25 PM
but dont forget that his previous newsflash was when he plead GUILTY to the charges stemming from an "incident" in which he held his wife down on a bed w/ a switchblade at her throat and threatened to kill her if she told anyone. the one for which he got to spend his 30 day jail sentence in a cushy rehab facility in malibu.
dude, I wouldn't feel too sorry for his wife, she's a coke whore herself. Three weeks ago her, Charlie and the pornstar went on a yatch cruise together. That doesn't sound like a family vacation to me. That sounds like more winning.
The only thing I feel bad about in all this are the kids. That is it. Which is also probably a lot. But the women? No way. His history is there for all to see, if you start dating him, you know what you are getting, just like CBS did as well.
Quote from: Superfreakie on March 03, 2011, 05:02:34 PM
Quote from: guyforget on March 03, 2011, 02:27:25 PM
but dont forget that his previous newsflash was when he plead GUILTY to the charges stemming from an "incident" in which he held his wife down on a bed w/ a switchblade at her throat and threatened to kill her if she told anyone. the one for which he got to spend his 30 day jail sentence in a cushy rehab facility in malibu.
dude, I wouldn't feel too sorry for his wife, she's a coke whore herself. Three weeks ago her, Charlie and the pornstar went on a yatch cruise together. That doesn't sound like a family vacation to me. That sounds like more winning.
The only thing I feel bad about in all this are the kids. That is it. Which is also probably a lot. But the women? No way. His history is there for all to see, if you start dating him, you know what you are getting, just like CBS did as well.
nope.
you dont get to excuse inexcusable behavior w/ a history of inexcusable behavior.
"Well, its ok that I put a knife to her neck, I do that to all my
coke whores."
nope. the guy's a douchebag and a half and i thought it was funny when people were making fun of him, but its turned into this #winning thing where people actually believe that his bullshit is for some reason admirable and its making me a little sick.
Quote from: guyforget on March 03, 2011, 05:16:14 PM
Quote from: Superfreakie on March 03, 2011, 05:02:34 PM
Quote from: guyforget on March 03, 2011, 02:27:25 PM
but dont forget that his previous newsflash was when he plead GUILTY to the charges stemming from an "incident" in which he held his wife down on a bed w/ a switchblade at her throat and threatened to kill her if she told anyone. the one for which he got to spend his 30 day jail sentence in a cushy rehab facility in malibu.
dude, I wouldn't feel too sorry for his wife, she's a coke whore herself. Three weeks ago her, Charlie and the pornstar went on a yatch cruise together. That doesn't sound like a family vacation to me. That sounds like more winning.
The only thing I feel bad about in all this are the kids. That is it. Which is also probably a lot. But the women? No way. His history is there for all to see, if you start dating him, you know what you are getting, just like CBS did as well.
nope.
you dont get to excuse inexcusable behavior w/ a history of inexcusable behavior.
"Well, its ok that I put a knife to her neck, I do that to all my coke whores."
nope. the guy's a douchebag and a half and i thought it was funny when people were making fun of him, but its turned into this #winning thing where people actually believe that his bullshit is for some reason admirable and its making me a little sick.
I have some friends who share your feelings on the issue.
They don't get the joke either.
I just tune in for the laughs (which are steadily running out) . And because I'm human, I can't not watch a train wreck.
But, in no way do I idolize or defend this douche.
You guys will be changing your tune when Charlie Sheen is president and legalizes crack.
Quote from: guyforget on March 03, 2011, 05:16:14 PM
Quote from: Superfreakie on March 03, 2011, 05:02:34 PM
Quote from: guyforget on March 03, 2011, 02:27:25 PM
but dont forget that his previous newsflash was when he plead GUILTY to the charges stemming from an "incident" in which he held his wife down on a bed w/ a switchblade at her throat and threatened to kill her if she told anyone. the one for which he got to spend his 30 day jail sentence in a cushy rehab facility in malibu.
dude, I wouldn't feel too sorry for his wife, she's a coke whore herself. Three weeks ago her, Charlie and the pornstar went on a yatch cruise together. That doesn't sound like a family vacation to me. That sounds like more winning.
The only thing I feel bad about in all this are the kids. That is it. Which is also probably a lot. But the women? No way. His history is there for all to see, if you start dating him, you know what you are getting, just like CBS did as well.
nope.
you dont get to excuse inexcusable behavior w/ a history of inexcusable behavior.
"Well, its ok that I put a knife to her neck, I do that to all my coke whores."
nope. the guy's a douchebag and a half and i thought it was funny when people were making fun of him, but its turned into this #winning thing where people actually believe that his bullshit is for some reason admirable and its making me a little sick.
when I say I'm idolizing the dude........it is tongue and cheek. Although sleeping with porn stars, I'm dead serious about. :evil:
Quote from: Hicks on March 03, 2011, 05:37:31 PM
You guys will be changing your tune when Charlie Sheen is president and legalizes crack.
I'm gonna throw the biggest party on that day. Free crack and doses for all!!!
Quote from: phil on March 03, 2011, 08:14:49 PM
Quote from: Hicks on March 03, 2011, 05:37:31 PM
You guys will be changing your tune when Charlie Sheen is president and legalizes crack.
I'm gonna throw the biggest party on that day. Free crack and doses for all!!!
I'm only coming if the crack is laced with sherm and the doses are laced with charlie sheen. But not too much charlie sheen, I want other peoples faces melting off not my own.
Quote from: mistercharlie on March 03, 2011, 08:16:28 PM
Quote from: phil on March 03, 2011, 08:14:49 PM
Quote from: Hicks on March 03, 2011, 05:37:31 PM
You guys will be changing your tune when Charlie Sheen is president and legalizes crack.
I'm gonna throw the biggest party on that day. Free crack and doses for all!!!
I'm only coming if the crack is laced with sherm and the doses are laced with charlie sheen. But not too much charlie sheen, I want other peoples faces melting off not my own.
dude, your name is Charlie, you have nothing to worry about.
Quote from: Superfreakie on March 03, 2011, 08:22:37 PM
Quote from: mistercharlie on March 03, 2011, 08:16:28 PM
Quote from: phil on March 03, 2011, 08:14:49 PM
Quote from: Hicks on March 03, 2011, 05:37:31 PM
You guys will be changing your tune when Charlie Sheen is president and legalizes crack.
I'm gonna throw the biggest party on that day. Free crack and doses for all!!!
I'm only coming if the crack is laced with sherm and the doses are laced with charlie sheen. But not too much charlie sheen, I want other peoples faces melting off not my own.
dude, your name is Charlie, you have nothing to worry about.
BOOM!
WINNING!!
Quote from: mistercharlie on March 03, 2011, 08:34:29 PM
Quote from: Superfreakie on March 03, 2011, 08:22:37 PM
Quote from: mistercharlie on March 03, 2011, 08:16:28 PM
Quote from: phil on March 03, 2011, 08:14:49 PM
Quote from: Hicks on March 03, 2011, 05:37:31 PM
You guys will be changing your tune when Charlie Sheen is president and legalizes crack.
I'm gonna throw the biggest party on that day. Free crack and doses for all!!!
I'm only coming if the crack is laced with sherm and the doses are laced with charlie sheen. But not too much charlie sheen, I want other peoples faces melting off not my own.
dude, your name is Charlie, you have nothing to worry about.
BOOM!
WINNING!!
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard :hereitisyousentimentalbastard
But in all seriousness, the party will be BYOS(bring-your-own-sherm). This is a family event, people.
Quote from: McGrupp on March 03, 2011, 05:23:22 PM
Quote from: guyforget on March 03, 2011, 05:16:14 PM
Quote from: Superfreakie on March 03, 2011, 05:02:34 PM
Quote from: guyforget on March 03, 2011, 02:27:25 PM
but dont forget that his previous newsflash was when he plead GUILTY to the charges stemming from an "incident" in which he held his wife down on a bed w/ a switchblade at her throat and threatened to kill her if she told anyone. the one for which he got to spend his 30 day jail sentence in a cushy rehab facility in malibu.
dude, I wouldn't feel too sorry for his wife, she's a coke whore herself. Three weeks ago her, Charlie and the pornstar went on a yatch cruise together. That doesn't sound like a family vacation to me. That sounds like more winning.
The only thing I feel bad about in all this are the kids. That is it. Which is also probably a lot. But the women? No way. His history is there for all to see, if you start dating him, you know what you are getting, just like CBS did as well.
nope.
you dont get to excuse inexcusable behavior w/ a history of inexcusable behavior.
"Well, its ok that I put a knife to her neck, I do that to all my coke whores."
nope. the guy's a douchebag and a half and i thought it was funny when people were making fun of him, but its turned into this #winning thing where people actually believe that his bullshit is for some reason admirable and its making me a little sick.
I have some friends who share your feelings on the issue.
They don't get the joke either.
i feel like he turned the joke around w/ the "winning" thing, and the jokes not on charlie sheen anymore. he's got everyone in the palm of his hand, he's created a couple of huge memes, i just heard martha stewart make a charlie sheen joke on conan o'brien for fuck's sake. :shakehead:
somehow this cracked out douchebag made one of the most brilliant viral pr moves ever. only in america!
Quote from: guyforget on March 04, 2011, 02:12:27 AM
Quote from: McGrupp on March 03, 2011, 05:23:22 PM
Quote from: guyforget on March 03, 2011, 05:16:14 PM
Quote from: Superfreakie on March 03, 2011, 05:02:34 PM
Quote from: guyforget on March 03, 2011, 02:27:25 PM
but dont forget that his previous newsflash was when he plead GUILTY to the charges stemming from an "incident" in which he held his wife down on a bed w/ a switchblade at her throat and threatened to kill her if she told anyone. the one for which he got to spend his 30 day jail sentence in a cushy rehab facility in malibu.
dude, I wouldn't feel too sorry for his wife, she's a coke whore herself. Three weeks ago her, Charlie and the pornstar went on a yatch cruise together. That doesn't sound like a family vacation to me. That sounds like more winning.
The only thing I feel bad about in all this are the kids. That is it. Which is also probably a lot. But the women? No way. His history is there for all to see, if you start dating him, you know what you are getting, just like CBS did as well.
nope.
you dont get to excuse inexcusable behavior w/ a history of inexcusable behavior.
"Well, its ok that I put a knife to her neck, I do that to all my coke whores."
nope. the guy's a douchebag and a half and i thought it was funny when people were making fun of him, but its turned into this #winning thing where people actually believe that his bullshit is for some reason admirable and its making me a little sick.
I have some friends who share your feelings on the issue.
They don't get the joke either.
i feel like he turned the joke around w/ the "winning" thing, and the jokes not on charlie sheen anymore. he's got everyone in the palm of his hand, he's created a couple of huge memes, i just heard martha stewart make a charlie sheen joke on conan o'brien for fuck's sake. :shakehead:
somehow this cracked out douchebag made one of the most brilliant viral pr moves ever. only in america!
Humans are suckers for a good meme. (Not just in America, not just in these modern times; see: Dawkins'
The Selfish Gene)
Anyway, Sheen wil either truly get it & keep it together or he'll find his comeuppance down the line.
^^I'm thinking the latter.
Wait, I thought this whole thing was just incredible acting...
Quote from: kellerb on March 04, 2011, 10:35:34 AM
Wait, I thought this whole thing was just incredible acting...
Dude I work with actually thinks this. He said he's trying to pull off the same thing as Joaquin Phoenix did last year. I'm quite sure this isn't the case with Mr. Sheen.
Quote from: Buffalo Budd on March 04, 2011, 10:41:29 AM
Quote from: kellerb on March 04, 2011, 10:35:34 AM
Wait, I thought this whole thing was just incredible acting...
Dude I work with actually thinks this. He said he's trying to pull off the same thing as Joaquin Phoenix did last year. I'm quite sure this isn't the case with Mr. Sheen.
If it were true, they really
should rename the Oscars "Charlies"
Quote from: kellerb on March 04, 2011, 11:14:34 AM
Quote from: Buffalo Budd on March 04, 2011, 10:41:29 AM
Quote from: kellerb on March 04, 2011, 10:35:34 AM
Wait, I thought this whole thing was just incredible acting...
Dude I work with actually thinks this. He said he's trying to pull off the same thing as Joaquin Phoenix did last year. I'm quite sure this isn't the case with Mr. Sheen.
If it were true, they really should rename the Oscars "Charlies"
Ha I totally agree, that would be quite the stunt to pull off.
Either way, that kind of is what he's doing, only instead of pretending to be crazy - he actually is and is just capitalizing on it.
Quote from: qop24 on March 04, 2011, 11:22:54 AM
Quote from: kellerb on March 04, 2011, 11:14:34 AM
Quote from: Buffalo Budd on March 04, 2011, 10:41:29 AM
Quote from: kellerb on March 04, 2011, 10:35:34 AM
Wait, I thought this whole thing was just incredible acting...
Dude I work with actually thinks this. He said he's trying to pull off the same thing as Joaquin Phoenix did last year. I'm quite sure this isn't the case with Mr. Sheen.
If it were true, they really should rename the Oscars "Charlies"
Ha I totally agree, that would be quite the stunt to pull off.
Either way, that kind of is what he's doing, only instead of pretending to be crazy - he actually is and is just capitalizing on it.
I once knew a guy who believed he was a rare talking buffalo, disguised in human form. He used this belief to scam free microwave popcorn off people.
You guys are crazy.
Quote from: goodabouthood on March 03, 2011, 12:25:27 PM
He's a winner in my book! :hereitisyousentimentalbastard
Quote from: kellerb on March 04, 2011, 10:35:34 AM
Wait, I thought this whole thing was just incredible acting...
charlie sheen is not andy kaufman
Quote from: guyforget on March 04, 2011, 12:05:02 PM
Quote from: kellerb on March 04, 2011, 10:35:34 AM
Wait, I thought this whole thing was just incredible acting...
charlie sheen is not andy kaufman
Sheen's not even close. Kaufman was genius.
Quote from: goodabouthood on March 04, 2011, 12:24:25 PM
Quote from: guyforget on March 04, 2011, 12:05:02 PM
Quote from: kellerb on March 04, 2011, 10:35:34 AM
Wait, I thought this whole thing was just incredible acting...
charlie sheen is not andy kaufman
Sheen's not even close. Kaufman was genius.
pure genius.
http://en.sevenload.com/videos/m38tRhw-Andy-Kaufman-Mighty-Mouse (http://en.sevenload.com/videos/m38tRhw-Andy-Kaufman-Mighty-Mouse)
Winnig I sold, dudes. Like 1981.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXfxqM__hwk
My newspaper ran ten quotes and dared the readers to guess if it was Charlies or that lunatic in Libya.
Quote from: PIE-GUY on March 04, 2011, 12:28:00 PM
Quote from: goodabouthood on March 04, 2011, 12:24:25 PM
Quote from: guyforget on March 04, 2011, 12:05:02 PM
Quote from: kellerb on March 04, 2011, 10:35:34 AM
Wait, I thought this whole thing was just incredible acting...
charlie sheen is not andy kaufman
Sheen's not even close. Kaufman was genius.
pure genius.
http://en.sevenload.com/videos/m38tRhw-Andy-Kaufman-Mighty-Mouse (http://en.sevenload.com/videos/m38tRhw-Andy-Kaufman-Mighty-Mouse)
Classic! :clap:
Man, the whole thing with Lawler was great...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uQlB99WCuk&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSn-pvZopns&feature=related
Quote from: mopper_smurf on March 04, 2011, 12:33:35 PM
Winnig I sold, dudes. Like 1981.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXfxqM__hwk
My newspaper ran ten quotes and dared the readers to guess if it was Charlies or that lunatic in Libya.
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
That's a pretty awesome challenge
Quote from: qop24 on March 04, 2011, 01:05:26 PM
Quote from: mopper_smurf on March 04, 2011, 12:33:35 PM
Winnig I sold, dudes. Like 1981.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXfxqM__hwk
My newspaper ran ten quotes and dared the readers to guess if it was Charlies or that lunatic in Libya.
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
That's a pretty awesome challenge
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/quiz/2011/mar/01/muammar-gaddafi-charlie-sheen-quiz
wow....i only got 5/5
2/ 10 for me
6/10 woohoo! I'm a winner
Also
http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Minor-League-Malarkey-Charlie-Sheen-Night-all?urn=nhl-329428
Quote from: goodabouthood on March 04, 2011, 01:55:50 PM
6/10 woohoo! I'm a winner
Also
http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Minor-League-Malarkey-Charlie-Sheen-Night-all?urn=nhl-329428
7/10
But I studied by watching that 20/20 thing this morning :-D
Quote from: guyforget on March 04, 2011, 01:17:42 PM
Quote from: qop24 on March 04, 2011, 01:05:26 PM
Quote from: mopper_smurf on March 04, 2011, 12:33:35 PM
Winnig I sold, dudes. Like 1981.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXfxqM__hwk
My newspaper ran ten quotes and dared the readers to guess if it was Charlies or that lunatic in Libya.
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
That's a pretty awesome challenge
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/quiz/2011/mar/01/muammar-gaddafi-charlie-sheen-quiz
7/10 for me.
5 out of 10...F
Charlie is my idol.
Quote from: phishhead92 on March 04, 2011, 07:29:11 PM
Quote from: goodabouthood on March 04, 2011, 01:55:50 PM
6/10 woohoo! I'm a winner
Also
http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Minor-League-Malarkey-Charlie-Sheen-Night-all?urn=nhl-329428
7/10
But I studied by watching that 20/20 thing this morning :-D
you don't count. mrc's the only one whose got me beat so far.....gold and siler already awarded unless someone can come and knock these winners off....we're winners goddamn it!
i got 7 out of 10 when i did it, but that was before i posted the link here.
Quote from: goodabouthood on March 04, 2011, 11:27:55 PM
Quote from: phishhead92 on March 04, 2011, 07:29:11 PM
Quote from: goodabouthood on March 04, 2011, 01:55:50 PM
6/10 woohoo! I'm a winner
Also
http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Minor-League-Malarkey-Charlie-Sheen-Night-all?urn=nhl-329428
7/10
But I studied by watching that 20/20 thing this morning :-D
you don't count. mrc's the only one whose got me beat so far.....gold and siler already awarded unless someone can come and knock these winners off....we're winners goddamn it!
We're winners who win by winning! Even when we're taking quizzes, we're F-18's, bro, deploying our ground ordinances.
They did a similar quiz on our local Sports Radio. Except they used quotes from Charles Manson. It was quite entertaining.
http://boston.cbslocal.com/2011/02/28/toucher-rich-the-charlie-sheen-or-charles-manson-game/
I just took the quiz. 10/10 bitches!
Quote from: guyforget on March 05, 2011, 03:26:07 AM
i got 7 out of 10 when i did it, but that was before i posted the link here.
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on March 05, 2011, 10:00:06 AM
I just took the quiz. 10/10 bitches!
Goddamn it! :x
Quote from: goodabouthood on March 05, 2011, 10:11:35 AM
Quote from: guyforget on March 05, 2011, 03:26:07 AM
i got 7 out of 10 when i did it, but that was before i posted the link here.
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on March 05, 2011, 10:00:06 AM
I just took the quiz. 10/10 bitches!
Goddamn it! :x
From silver to tin in no time at all. :smoke:
@charliesheen:
"WORLD.. live 7:00p pacific time..! Tune in, turn on... Its #TigerBlood tonight!! http://www.ustream.tv/channel/sheen-s-korner"
That's right, Charlie Sheen has come to Couch Tour.
Quote from: kellerb on March 05, 2011, 04:35:21 PM
@charliesheen:
"WORLD.. live 7:00p pacific time..! Tune in, turn on... Its #TigerBlood tonight!! http://www.ustream.tv/channel/sheen-s-korner"
That's right, Charlie Sheen has come to Couch Tour.
I hope he plows his babes on couch tour.
Quote from: kellerb on March 05, 2011, 04:35:21 PM
@charliesheen:
"WORLD.. live 7:00p pacific time..! Tune in, turn on... Its #TigerBlood tonight!! http://www.ustream.tv/channel/sheen-s-korner"
That's right, Charlie Sheen has come to Couch Tour.
I love LST's! (live sheen threads)
Quote from: mistercharlie on March 05, 2011, 05:21:19 PM
Quote from: kellerb on March 05, 2011, 04:35:21 PM
@charliesheen:
"WORLD.. live 7:00p pacific time..! Tune in, turn on... Its #TigerBlood tonight!! http://www.ustream.tv/channel/sheen-s-korner"
That's right, Charlie Sheen has come to Couch Tour.
I love LST's! (live sheen threads)
should be interesting, but will probably crash ustream. I'm not sure that they can keep up with the traffic.
Possibly the best video on the interweb?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=665PiWDqXyc&feature=player_embedded
Quote from: phil on March 06, 2011, 02:21:47 PM
Possibly the best video on the interweb?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=665PiWDqXyc&feature=player_embedded
wow!
Quote from: Undermind on March 06, 2011, 02:33:14 PM
Quote from: phil on March 06, 2011, 02:21:47 PM
Possibly the best video on the interweb?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=665PiWDqXyc&feature=player_embedded
wow!
exactly
Quote from: phil on March 06, 2011, 02:21:47 PM
Possibly the best video on the interweb?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=665PiWDqXyc&feature=player_embedded
Alderaan was full of fools and trools.
awesome vid ^^
(http://i.imgur.com/6eu13.jpg)
Quote from: mistercharlie on March 06, 2011, 02:52:25 PM
Quote from: phil on March 06, 2011, 02:21:47 PM
Possibly the best video on the interweb?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=665PiWDqXyc&feature=player_embedded
Alderaan was full of fools and trools.
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
Well, those fools and trolls fired him. (http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/charlie-sheen-fired-two-a-165014)
Quote from: mistercharlie on March 07, 2011, 07:28:37 PM
Well, those fools and trolls fired him. (http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/charlie-sheen-fired-two-a-165014)
which apparently caused immeasurable gladness at Sober Valley Lodge...
Sheen will have the last laugh.
Pretty dumb move on the part of CBS. The ratings for that piece of crap were already high, but with all this publicity they would have been through the roof, at least for a couple of espisodes.
Trolls be fucking with Warlocks.
http://www.thisis50.com/video/video/show?id=784568%3AVideo%3A23672183
Quote from: McGrupp on March 08, 2011, 01:59:09 PM
http://www.thisis50.com/video/video/show?id=784568%3AVideo%3A23672183
Nice! Machete hits of K anyone?
someone else
gets ithttp://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2011/03/_hey_some_peopl.php
Even though America loves a shitshow, and has every right to do so, we think this particular shitshow has gone on too long. Watching Charlie Sheen flame out again has been amusing, in part, but, much like his porn stars, we've taken to hiding in the bathroom and cringing. That is to say, we've come to desire a rapid end of our time with him for a number of reasons. Among his crimes:
- Repeated violence to women (he shot one, he threatened to behead another, and then there are the porn stars. Oh, the porn stars.)
- Spelling "corner" with a "k."
- Insulting Thomas Jefferson. Repeatedly.
- Certain men are now using him as a role model. This is not good.
- We're tired of #tigerblood and #winning. Really tired.
- Thinking about him and his porn star coterie is gross.
- He has kids. Come on.
- We have made him even more full of himself.
- It's not even Charlie Sheen tweeting, anyway.
Yes, watching him is akin watching a trainwreck, and it's hard to pull yourself away from the spectacle. So, fine, keep watching him, preferably in clips from Men at Work and Major League. But the man has 2 million Twitter followers. Isn't enough enough? Can't we all just commit to the itsy bitsy task of unfollowing him? We did. It felt...good. We're pretty sure we won't miss it.
My best friend posted a status on facebook this morning:
"hahahah got an email from this internship site i joined and got emailed about Charlie Sheen seeking a social media intern."
:-D
How much blow does Charlie Sheen go through?
Enough to kill two and a half men.
:roll:
HAAYYYOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Quote from: iamhydroJen on March 09, 2011, 11:28:18 AM
My best friend posted a status on facebook this morning:
"hahahah got an email from this internship site i joined and got emailed about Charlie Sheen seeking a social media intern."
:-D
I want that job. It would be an honor to work with Charlie the Great.
Quote from: phil on March 09, 2011, 01:08:29 PM
Quote from: iamhydroJen on March 09, 2011, 11:28:18 AM
My best friend posted a status on facebook this morning:
"hahahah got an email from this internship site i joined and got emailed about Charlie Sheen seeking a social media intern."
:-D
I want that job. It would be an honer to work with Charlie the Great.
it would give me a bonor.
Quote from: mirthbeatenworker on March 09, 2011, 01:11:55 PM
Quote from: phil on March 09, 2011, 01:08:29 PM
Quote from: iamhydroJen on March 09, 2011, 11:28:18 AM
My best friend posted a status on facebook this morning:
"hahahah got an email from this internship site i joined and got emailed about Charlie Sheen seeking a social media intern."
:-D
I want that job. It would be an honer to work with Charlie the Great.
it would give me a bonor.
Fixed. I still stand by my statement.
Quote from: phil on March 09, 2011, 01:29:15 PM
Quote from: mirthbeatenworker on March 09, 2011, 01:11:55 PM
Quote from: phil on March 09, 2011, 01:08:29 PM
Quote from: iamhydroJen on March 09, 2011, 11:28:18 AM
My best friend posted a status on facebook this morning:
"hahahah got an email from this internship site i joined and got emailed about Charlie Sheen seeking a social media intern."
:-D
I want that job. It would be an honer to work with Charlie the Great.
it would give me a bonor.
Fixed. I still stand by my statement.
What up, almost-got-a-degree?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg&tracker=False
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on March 09, 2011, 11:51:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg&tracker=False
:clap:
#WINNING!
QuoteI'm really starting to lose my mind. I'm ready to call anyone to help.
QuoteI'm really trying to contain myself right now. My lawyer wants to come over to my house and take the bullets out of my gun.
maybe the real trainwreck hasnt even happened yet
http://twitter.com/McDonalds
QuoteDespite all the rumors there r no plans 2 bring #mclobster or mcsushi 2 the US menu. We r working on a new menu item called McWinning.
Quote from: guyforget on March 10, 2011, 03:03:53 AM
#WINNING!
QuoteI'm really starting to lose my mind. I'm ready to call anyone to help.
QuoteI'm really trying to contain myself right now. My lawyer wants to come over to my house and take the bullets out of my gun.
maybe the real trainwreck hasnt even happened yet
I can't find these anywhere.
seriously? have you smoked more crack than charlie sheen today? have you ever used the googles before? i mean, it literally takes nothing more than googling those exact quotes to find the source (an interview he just did in this week's Life & Style Magazine).
http://tinyurl.com/4pjmoht
http://tinyurl.com/46epfeu
Yup, this is where that manic phase comes crashing down, and he comes back to reality/hits a depressive state....that was a pretty extreme phase he went through and he may or may not even remember everything that's happened over the last few weeks...def not as much fun to watch, but ahh, it was fun while it lasted.
Quote from: goodabouthood on March 10, 2011, 12:27:24 PM
Yup, this is where that manic phase comes crashing down, and he comes back to reality/hits a depressive state....that was a pretty extreme phase he went through and he may or may not even remember everything that's happened over the last few weeks...def not as much fun to watch, but ahh, it was fun while it lasted.
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
indeed
and yes, now we see the beginning of the end, or will he have an encore? :evil:
Quote from: guyforget on March 10, 2011, 12:20:15 PM
seriously? have you smoked more crack than charlie sheen today? have you ever used the googles before? i mean, it literally takes nothing more than googling those exact quotes to find the source (an interview he just did in this week's Life & Style Magazine).
http://tinyurl.com/4pjmoht
http://tinyurl.com/46epfeu
Is it really that hard to attribute a quote with a link when you post it? Since you said "#winning" I assumed it was from his twitter. I looked at his twitter, didn't see it, and then I asked for clarification.
one day charlie sheen is going to hate the memes that continue to remind him of that time he went manic for a month and got his kids taken away from him, got fired from his job, etc.
#WINNING!
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Quote from: guyforget on March 10, 2011, 01:18:30 PM
one day charlie sheen is going to hate the memes that continue to remind him of that time he went manic for a month and got his kids taken away from him, got fired from his job, etc.
#WINNING!
if he makes it that long....
But yes, if he ever bounces back, he's going to be very, very embarrassed
As someone who has had a bunch of manic fits (nothing like this obviously), I can say there a few things worse for your confidence and general self-comfort than having to confront stuff you said/did when you were in that mindset.
Quote from: guyforget on March 10, 2011, 01:18:30 PM
one day charlie sheen is going to hate the memes that continue to remind him of that time he went manic for a month and got his kids taken away from him, got fired from his job, etc.
#WINNING!
(no attributable quotes were included in this post)
Dude hes a F-18, it was only inevitable that he would run out of fuel and crash. Now he has to deal with the mess he crated for himself.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bfb12aea47/charlie-sheen-s-winning-recipes
Sorry if this was already posted..
..
newsflash to that lady: 'halloween' has been changed to 'hallowsheen'
http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/13191495
Quote from: goodabouthood on March 10, 2011, 12:27:24 PM
it was fun while it lasted.
it's not over yet, I've applied to be his public relations intern. And all that negative stuff he said about psychotropic substances...well, the first thing we are doing is throwing that book out the window. It's acid time in Sheen Land and we're dialing it up to defcon 10.
http://www.tmz.com/2011/03/10/charlie-sheen-police-raid-house-los-angeles-alleged-drugs-guns-5150-psychiatric-hold/
Quote from: guyforget on March 11, 2011, 02:08:07 AM
http://www.tmz.com/2011/03/10/charlie-sheen-police-raid-house-los-angeles-alleged-drugs-guns-5150-psychiatric-hold/
Is a rifle from the 1800's really considered a 'weapon' and not a display item?
Quote from: mistercharlie on March 11, 2011, 05:11:14 AM
Quote from: guyforget on March 11, 2011, 02:08:07 AM
http://www.tmz.com/2011/03/10/charlie-sheen-police-raid-house-los-angeles-alleged-drugs-guns-5150-psychiatric-hold/
Is a rifle from the 1800's really considered a 'weapon' and not a display item?
Vatican Assassins don't need guns. Their minds are deadly weapons.
Quote from: Superfreakie on March 11, 2011, 12:36:34 AM
Quote from: goodabouthood on March 10, 2011, 12:27:24 PM
it was fun while it lasted.
it's not over yet, I've applied to be his public relations intern. And all that negative stuff he said about psychotropic substances...well, the first thing we are doing is throwing that book out the window. It's acid time in Sheen Land and we're dialing it up to defcon 10.
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
Okay now I'm gonna go ahead and agree with guy, its time to move on, there are more pressing matters to pay attention to. Such as the tsunami in Japan...
Quote from: phishhead92 on March 11, 2011, 11:02:21 AM
Okay now I'm gonna go ahead and agree with guy, its time to move on, there are more pressing matters to pay attention to. Such as the tsunami in Japan...
Which was obviously caused by Sheen and his Vatican assassins. What, you think you're dealing with just one guy?
apparetnly he is coming to the chicago theatre for some kind of "show"
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Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth
The Chicago Theatre
Chicago, IL
Sun, Apr 3, 2011 08:00 PM
My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not An Option Show is coming for you. I'm going on the road. LIVE. Will there be surprises? Will there be guests? Will there be mayhem? Will you ask questions? Will you laugh? Will you scream? Will you know the truth? WILL THERE BE MORE?!?! This IS where you will hear the REAL story from the Warlock. Bring it I dare you to keep up with me.
http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/0700466A79D45218?artistid=1568566&majorcatid=10002&minorcatid=51
tix $50-70
pass.
I'm pretty sure charlie tour will get cancelled because of lack of interest.
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on March 12, 2011, 01:52:36 PM
I'm pretty sure charlie tour will get cancelled because of lack of interest.
this show is apparently sold out.
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Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on March 12, 2011, 01:52:36 PM
I'm pretty sure charlie tour will get cancelled because of lack of interest.
this show is apparently sold out.
Wow. My mind is definitely blown.
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Quote from: mirthbeatenworker on March 12, 2011, 01:53:17 PM
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on March 12, 2011, 01:52:36 PM
I'm pretty sure charlie tour will get cancelled because of lack of interest.
this show is apparently sold out.
Wow. My mind is definitely blown.
Damn that is fucking dumb. You know its all the people that waste their money on tabloids and people magazine. Celebrities have their own lives. Those people should get one too. I hate how people follow celebrities, like what is the fun in following everything someone who you will never meet, and if for some reason you did, in most cases, the celeb would be a douche
/rant
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Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on March 12, 2011, 02:00:26 PM
Quote from: mirthbeatenworker on March 12, 2011, 01:53:17 PM
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on March 12, 2011, 01:52:36 PM
I'm pretty sure charlie tour will get cancelled because of lack of interest.
this show is apparently sold out.
Wow. My mind is definitely blown.
Damn that is fucking dumb. You know its all the people that waste their money on tabloids and people magazine. Celebrities have their own lives. Those people should get one too. I hate how people follow celebrities, like what is the fun in following everything someone who you will never meet, and if for some reason you did, in most cases, the celeb would be a douche
/rant
You realize people say the same about Phish and people like us, right?
Quote from: phil on March 13, 2011, 04:25:14 PM
Quote from: phishhead92 on March 12, 2011, 02:33:55 PM
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on March 12, 2011, 02:00:26 PM
Quote from: mirthbeatenworker on March 12, 2011, 01:53:17 PM
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on March 12, 2011, 01:52:36 PM
I'm pretty sure charlie tour will get cancelled because of lack of interest.
this show is apparently sold out.
Wow. My mind is definitely blown.
Damn that is fucking dumb. You know its all the people that waste their money on tabloids and people magazine. Celebrities have their own lives. Those people should get one too. I hate how people follow celebrities, like what is the fun in following everything someone who you will never meet, and if for some reason you did, in most cases, the celeb would be a douche
/rant
You realize people say the same about Phish and people like us, right?
That's true.
good lord
http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Bakersfield-Condors-Charlie-Sheen-Night-gloriou;_ylt=As0YxYO0CgTQD5d_gAAXIaR7vLYF?urn=nhl-wp284 (http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Bakersfield-Condors-Charlie-Sheen-Night-gloriou;_ylt=As0YxYO0CgTQD5d_gAAXIaR7vLYF?urn=nhl-wp284)
Quote from: Superfreakie on March 14, 2011, 02:13:54 PM
good lord
http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Bakersfield-Condors-Charlie-Sheen-Night-gloriou;_ylt=As0YxYO0CgTQD5d_gAAXIaR7vLYF?urn=nhl-wp284 (http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Bakersfield-Condors-Charlie-Sheen-Night-gloriou;_ylt=As0YxYO0CgTQD5d_gAAXIaR7vLYF?urn=nhl-wp284)
Quote"free admission for anyone who shows up with a clean drug test"
:clap:
More shows added to his tour! :hereitisyousentimentalbastard
http://www.ticketmaster.com/Charlie-Sheen-tickets/artist/1568566
Quote from: Undermind on March 15, 2011, 07:05:44 PM
More shows added to his tour! :hereitisyousentimentalbastard
http://www.ticketmaster.com/Charlie-Sheen-tickets/artist/1568566
Brah's rocking Radio City Music Hall......can you say WINNING!!
i wonder at which one of these he'll pull out an automatic and spray the crowd, then himself?
Yes!! He's hilarious. I'll totally go see him.
Any tapers going? :-P
Quote from: qop24 on March 15, 2011, 07:27:03 PM
Any tapers going? :-P
there is a thread about it on a taper site.
i'll give it a shot if someone will buy my ticket :-P
He may be getting his job back! :hereitisyousentimentalbastard
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/21/charlie-sheen-cbs-in-two-and-a-half-men-come-back_n_838561.html
A tiger-blooded warlock knows nothing but winning!
Quote from: Undermind on March 22, 2011, 09:09:34 PM
He may be getting his job back! :hereitisyousentimentalbastard
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/21/charlie-sheen-cbs-in-two-and-a-half-men-come-back_n_838561.html
Not surprising, CBS can't be
that dumb.
yes they can
and,
they ARE that desparate.
raise your hand if you watch anything on CBS except football?
So I was offered tickets to go see him at Radio City with my friend in NYC......and she got a meet and greet VIP package. Not sure if I can find the time to go though, but if I do this should be interesting. Superfreakie collides with the Sheen.
Quote from: Superfreakie on March 22, 2011, 10:04:54 PM
So I was offered tickets to go see him at Radio City with my friend in NYC......and she got a meet and greet VIP package. Not sure if I can find the time to go though, but if I do this should be interesting. Superfreakie collides with the Sheen.
Don't forget Rule #1.
Quote from: mopper_smurf on March 23, 2011, 07:23:51 AM
Quote from: Superfreakie on March 22, 2011, 10:04:54 PM
So I was offered tickets to go see him at Radio City with my friend in NYC......and she got a meet and greet VIP package. Not sure if I can find the time to go though, but if I do this should be interesting. Superfreakie collides with the Sheen.
Don't forget Rule #1.
Make sure you dose him.
Quote from: slslbs on March 22, 2011, 09:59:08 PM
yes they can
and,
they ARE that desparate.
raise your hand if you watch anything on CBS except football?
CBS has a lot of top rated shows. We might not be the ones watching them, but they get ratings.
The thing is, they've realized that they'll lose in court most likely. They'd rather not have to pay him 100 million dollars for nothing.
Quote from: slslbs on March 22, 2011, 09:59:08 PM
yes they can
and,
they ARE that desparate.
raise your hand if you watch anything on CBS except football?
All the major networks are irrelevant to my life, especially CBS. I don't even watch football on CBS because it's always AFC teams that I don't give a shit about. The 'skins play on Fox, man.
Quote from: birdman on March 23, 2011, 07:36:11 AM
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Quote from: Superfreakie on March 22, 2011, 10:04:54 PM
So I was offered tickets to go see him at Radio City with my friend in NYC......and she got a meet and greet VIP package. Not sure if I can find the time to go though, but if I do this should be interesting. Superfreakie collides with the Sheen.
Don't forget Rule #1.
Make sure you dose him.
This.
Quote from: slslbs on March 22, 2011, 09:59:08 PM
yes they can
and,
they ARE that desparate.
raise your hand if you watch anything on CBS except football?
/me raises his hand
I am not shy about my nerdyness, and I LOVE The Big Bang Theory.
Quote from: Superfreakie on March 22, 2011, 10:04:54 PM
So I was offered tickets to go see him at Radio City with my friend in NYC......and she got a meet and greet VIP package. Not sure if I can find the time to go though, but if I do this should be interesting. Superfreakie collides with the Sheen.
Do it.
I just pulled Orchestra Row B with he Meet & Greet for Constitution Hall.
Only $575!
Quote from: rowjimmy on March 23, 2011, 10:58:01 AM
Quote from: Superfreakie on March 22, 2011, 10:04:54 PM
So I was offered tickets to go see him at Radio City with my friend in NYC......and she got a meet and greet VIP package. Not sure if I can find the time to go though, but if I do this should be interesting. Superfreakie collides with the Sheen.
Do it.
I just pulled Orchestra Row B with he Meet & Greet for Constitution Hall.
Only $575!
Don't forget Rule #1!
(http://www.entertainmentearth.com/images/%5CAUTOIMAGES%5CFU2449lg.jpg)
Charlie Sheen talking bobble-head (http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=FU2449)
Tour opener didn't go to well (shocking!)
http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/04/02/sheen.tour.kickoff/index.html?hpt=C2
Quote from: Undermind on April 03, 2011, 12:13:24 PM
Tour opener didn't go to well (shocking!)
http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/04/02/sheen.tour.kickoff/index.html?hpt=C2
:shakehead:
QuoteSheen also told "crack stories" and asked for a show of hands from audience members who might have tried the drug.
For some reason I'm reminded of when Tyrone Biggums visits the elementary school:
http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?title=tyrone-biggums-classroom-visit&videoId=24405
Quote from: goodabouthood on April 04, 2011, 10:32:55 AM
Quote from: Undermind on April 03, 2011, 12:13:24 PM
Tour opener didn't go to well (shocking!)
http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/04/02/sheen.tour.kickoff/index.html?hpt=C2
:shakehead:
QuoteSheen also told "crack stories" and asked for a show of hands from audience members who might have tried the drug.
For some reason I'm reminded of when Tyrone Biggums visits the elementary school:
http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?title=tyrone-biggums-classroom-visit&videoId=24405
Everyone knows Martinez shit is the bomb!
Glad to see this fad is dying. It was starting to get old real quick.
I saw he was coming to the Fox theater in ATL :hereitisyousentimentalbastard that would be a redic show.
Quote from: Undermind on April 03, 2011, 12:13:24 PM
Tour opener didn't go to well (shocking!)
http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/04/02/sheen.tour.kickoff/index.html?hpt=C2
Duhh.... Failing
Quote from: phishhead92 on April 05, 2011, 11:02:09 AM
Quote from: Undermind on April 03, 2011, 12:13:24 PM
Tour opener didn't go to well (shocking!)
http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/04/02/sheen.tour.kickoff/index.html?hpt=C2
Duhh.... Failing
However, night two ended to a standing ovation:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/social/Keith_Harmon/charlie-sheen-gets-standing-ovation-show-chicago_n_844249_83140576.html
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Sheen says he took steroids during 'Major League'
NEW YORK (AP)—Turns out Wild Thing's fastball had a little extra juice.
Actor Charlie Sheen tells Sports Illustrated in its latest issue that he took steroids "for like six or eight weeks" while filming the 1989 movie "Major League." He adds that the performance-enhancing drugs helped his fastball go from 79 mph to 85 mph.
Sheen played fireballing relief pitcher Ricky "Wild Thing" Vaughn, whose wayward pitches were often "jussst a bit outside," as Bob Uecker's character, radio broadcaster Harry Doyle, sarcastically announced during the hit comedy.
Sheen, who has made recent headlines for erratic behavior and his firing from the show "Two and a Half Men," says it was the only time he took steroids and they made him a bit more irritable than normal.
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
Quote from: UncleEbinezer on June 30, 2011, 11:23:14 AM
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Sheen says he took steroids during 'Major League'
NEW YORK (AP)—Turns out Wild Thing's fastball had a little extra juice.
Actor Charlie Sheen tells Sports Illustrated in its latest issue that he took steroids "for like six or eight weeks" while filming the 1989 movie "Major League." He adds that the performance-enhancing drugs helped his fastball go from 79 mph to 85 mph.
Sheen played fireballing relief pitcher Ricky "Wild Thing" Vaughn, whose wayward pitches were often "jussst a bit outside," as Bob Uecker's character, radio broadcaster Harry Doyle, sarcastically announced during the hit comedy.
Sheen, who has made recent headlines for erratic behavior and his firing from the show "Two and a Half Men," says it was the only time he took steroids and they made him a bit more irritable than normal.
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
What an ass clown! :hereitisyousentimentalbastard
Student: do steroids make your balls shrink?
Powers: No. For your information, I have full size balls. Wanna see them?
Charlie Sheen is a national treasure.
Still sad that this thread isn't about me. :wink:
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Sheen says he took steroids during 'Major League'
NEW YORK (AP)—Turns out Wild Thing's fastball had a little extra juice.
Actor Charlie Sheen tells Sports Illustrated in its latest issue that he took steroids "for like six or eight weeks" while filming the 1989 movie "Major League." He adds that the performance-enhancing drugs helped his fastball go from 79 mph to 85 mph.
Sheen played fireballing relief pitcher Ricky "Wild Thing" Vaughn, whose wayward pitches were often "jussst a bit outside," as Bob Uecker's character, radio broadcaster Harry Doyle, sarcastically announced during the hit comedy.
Sheen, who has made recent headlines for erratic behavior and his firing from the show "Two and a Half Men," says it was the only time he took steroids and they made him a bit more irritable than normal.
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
What an ass clown! :hereitisyousentimentalbastard
I thought it was cerrano that was on steroids.
Quote from: bvaz on June 30, 2011, 12:49:03 PM
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Sheen says he took steroids during 'Major League'
NEW YORK (AP)—Turns out Wild Thing's fastball had a little extra juice.
Actor Charlie Sheen tells Sports Illustrated in its latest issue that he took steroids "for like six or eight weeks" while filming the 1989 movie "Major League." He adds that the performance-enhancing drugs helped his fastball go from 79 mph to 85 mph.
Sheen played fireballing relief pitcher Ricky "Wild Thing" Vaughn, whose wayward pitches were often "jussst a bit outside," as Bob Uecker's character, radio broadcaster Harry Doyle, sarcastically announced during the hit comedy.
Sheen, who has made recent headlines for erratic behavior and his firing from the show "Two and a Half Men," says it was the only time he took steroids and they made him a bit more irritable than normal.
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
What an ass clown! :hereitisyousentimentalbastard
I thought it was cerrano that was on steroids.
Dude wanted to sacrifice a live chicken... I'd call that 'roid rage'.
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Sheen says he took steroids during 'Major League'
NEW YORK (AP)—Turns out Wild Thing's fastball had a little extra juice.
Actor Charlie Sheen tells Sports Illustrated in its latest issue that he took steroids "for like six or eight weeks" while filming the 1989 movie "Major League." He adds that the performance-enhancing drugs helped his fastball go from 79 mph to 85 mph.
Sheen played fireballing relief pitcher Ricky "Wild Thing" Vaughn, whose wayward pitches were often "jussst a bit outside," as Bob Uecker's character, radio broadcaster Harry Doyle, sarcastically announced during the hit comedy.
Sheen, who has made recent headlines for erratic behavior and his firing from the show "Two and a Half Men," says it was the only time he took steroids and they made him a bit more irritable than normal.
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
What an ass clown! :hereitisyousentimentalbastard
I thought it was cerrano that was on steroids.
Dude wanted to sacrifice a live chicken... I'd call that 'roid rage'.
You know he's the Allstate spokeman now, right?
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Sheen says he took steroids during 'Major League'
NEW YORK (AP)—Turns out Wild Thing's fastball had a little extra juice.
Actor Charlie Sheen tells Sports Illustrated in its latest issue that he took steroids "for like six or eight weeks" while filming the 1989 movie "Major League." He adds that the performance-enhancing drugs helped his fastball go from 79 mph to 85 mph.
Sheen played fireballing relief pitcher Ricky "Wild Thing" Vaughn, whose wayward pitches were often "jussst a bit outside," as Bob Uecker's character, radio broadcaster Harry Doyle, sarcastically announced during the hit comedy.
Sheen, who has made recent headlines for erratic behavior and his firing from the show "Two and a Half Men," says it was the only time he took steroids and they made him a bit more irritable than normal.
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
What an ass clown! :hereitisyousentimentalbastard
I thought it was cerrano that was on steroids.
Dude wanted to sacrifice a live chicken... I'd call that 'roid rage'.
You know he's the Allstate spokeman now, right?
That's him?!?!? No way.
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Sheen says he took steroids during 'Major League'
NEW YORK (AP)—Turns out Wild Thing's fastball had a little extra juice.
Actor Charlie Sheen tells Sports Illustrated in its latest issue that he took steroids "for like six or eight weeks" while filming the 1989 movie "Major League." He adds that the performance-enhancing drugs helped his fastball go from 79 mph to 85 mph.
Sheen played fireballing relief pitcher Ricky "Wild Thing" Vaughn, whose wayward pitches were often "jussst a bit outside," as Bob Uecker's character, radio broadcaster Harry Doyle, sarcastically announced during the hit comedy.
Sheen, who has made recent headlines for erratic behavior and his firing from the show "Two and a Half Men," says it was the only time he took steroids and they made him a bit more irritable than normal.
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
What an ass clown! :hereitisyousentimentalbastard
I thought it was cerrano that was on steroids.
Dude wanted to sacrifice a live chicken... I'd call that 'roid rage'.
You know he's the Allstate spokeman now, right?
That's him?!?!? No way.
And he was President in 24. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Haysbert (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Haysbert)
I didn't know until a few months back.
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Sheen says he took steroids during 'Major League'
NEW YORK (AP)—Turns out Wild Thing's fastball had a little extra juice.
Actor Charlie Sheen tells Sports Illustrated in its latest issue that he took steroids "for like six or eight weeks" while filming the 1989 movie "Major League." He adds that the performance-enhancing drugs helped his fastball go from 79 mph to 85 mph.
Sheen played fireballing relief pitcher Ricky "Wild Thing" Vaughn, whose wayward pitches were often "jussst a bit outside," as Bob Uecker's character, radio broadcaster Harry Doyle, sarcastically announced during the hit comedy.
Sheen, who has made recent headlines for erratic behavior and his firing from the show "Two and a Half Men," says it was the only time he took steroids and they made him a bit more irritable than normal.
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
What an ass clown! :hereitisyousentimentalbastard
I thought it was cerrano that was on steroids.
Dude wanted to sacrifice a live chicken... I'd call that 'roid rage'.
You know he's the Allstate spokeman now, right?
That's him?!?!? No way.
And he was President in 24. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Haysbert (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Haysbert)
I didn't know until a few months back.
I also didn't know that they made a third Major League movie.
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Sheen says he took steroids during 'Major League'
NEW YORK (AP)—Turns out Wild Thing's fastball had a little extra juice.
Actor Charlie Sheen tells Sports Illustrated in its latest issue that he took steroids "for like six or eight weeks" while filming the 1989 movie "Major League." He adds that the performance-enhancing drugs helped his fastball go from 79 mph to 85 mph.
Sheen played fireballing relief pitcher Ricky "Wild Thing" Vaughn, whose wayward pitches were often "jussst a bit outside," as Bob Uecker's character, radio broadcaster Harry Doyle, sarcastically announced during the hit comedy.
Sheen, who has made recent headlines for erratic behavior and his firing from the show "Two and a Half Men," says it was the only time he took steroids and they made him a bit more irritable than normal.
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
What an ass clown! :hereitisyousentimentalbastard
I thought it was cerrano that was on steroids.
Dude wanted to sacrifice a live chicken... I'd call that 'roid rage'.
You know he's the Allstate spokeman now, right?
That's him?!?!? No way.
And he was President in 24. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Haysbert (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Haysbert)
I didn't know until a few months back.
I also didn't know that they made a third Major League movie.
hats for bats...
gracias
Quote from: mistercharlie on June 30, 2011, 12:44:41 PM
Still sad that this thread isn't about me. :wink:
::starts a dudes that are whipped thread::
Happy now?
:evil:
Quote from: sophist on June 30, 2011, 02:20:13 PM
Quote from: mistercharlie on June 30, 2011, 12:44:41 PM
Still sad that this thread isn't about me. :wink:
::starts a dudes that are whipped thread::
Happy now?
:evil:
I'm sure that thread wouldn't be
all about me though, only mostly.
Quote from: mistercharlie on June 30, 2011, 02:24:40 PM
Quote from: sophist on June 30, 2011, 02:20:13 PM
Quote from: mistercharlie on June 30, 2011, 12:44:41 PM
Still sad that this thread isn't about me. :wink:
::starts a dudes that are whipped thread::
Happy now?
:evil:
I'm sure that thread wouldn't be all about me though, only mostly.
50%.
Qoppy would get the other half.
Quote from: sophist on June 30, 2011, 03:19:35 PM
Quote from: mistercharlie on June 30, 2011, 02:24:40 PM
Quote from: sophist on June 30, 2011, 02:20:13 PM
Quote from: mistercharlie on June 30, 2011, 12:44:41 PM
Still sad that this thread isn't about me. :wink:
::starts a dudes that are whipped thread::
Happy now?
:evil:
I'm sure that thread wouldn't be all about me though, only mostly.
50%.
Qoppy would get the other half.
Sorry, I was making dinner. What?
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/showtracker/2011/07/charlie-sheen-gets-his-own-comedy-central-roast.html (http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/showtracker/2011/07/charlie-sheen-gets-his-own-comedy-central-roast.html)
QuoteCharlie Sheen gets his own Comedy Central roast: 'It's going to be epic'
The controversial former star of "Two and a Half Men" will be the next target -- er, honoree -- of a Comedy Central roast.
The event will be taped in Los Angeles on Sept. 10 and air Sept. 19.
"Charlie has assured us that nothing will be off limits in this roast," said Kent Alterman, the network's head of programming and production.
Said Sheen in a statement: "You could say I've been providing kindling for this roast for a while. It's time to light it up. It's going to be epic."
Quote"You could say I've been providing kindling for this roast for a while. It's time to light it up. It's going to be epic."
LOVE IT!!!!
It's airing during the season premiere of Two and a Half Men if I'm not mistaken
Quote from: qop24 on July 06, 2011, 09:03:58 AM
It's airing during the season premiere of Two and a Half Men if I'm not mistaken
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard :hereitisyousentimentalbastard :hereitisyousentimentalbastard
:evil: :evil: :evil:
Quote from: qop24 on July 06, 2011, 09:03:58 AM
It's airing during the season premiere of Two and a Half Men if I'm not mistaken
Charlie does it again!
I can't set my DVR that far in advance :cry:
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Quote from: ytowndan on July 06, 2011, 12:15:52 AM
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/showtracker/2011/07/charlie-sheen-gets-his-own-comedy-central-roast.html (http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/showtracker/2011/07/charlie-sheen-gets-his-own-comedy-central-roast.html)
QuoteCharlie Sheen gets his own Comedy Central roast: 'It's going to be epic'
The controversial former star of "Two and a Half Men" will be the next target -- er, honoree -- of a Comedy Central roast.
The event will be taped in Los Angeles on Sept. 10 and air Sept. 19.
"Charlie has assured us that nothing will be off limits in this roast," said Kent Alterman, the network's head of programming and production.
Said Sheen in a statement: "You could say I've been providing kindling for this roast for a while. It's time to light it up. It's going to be epic."
Roasts without Greg Giraldo are like unprotected sex with hookers, no one wants to do that.
Quote from: sophist on July 08, 2011, 01:57:52 PM
Quote from: ytowndan on July 06, 2011, 12:15:52 AM
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/showtracker/2011/07/charlie-sheen-gets-his-own-comedy-central-roast.html (http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/showtracker/2011/07/charlie-sheen-gets-his-own-comedy-central-roast.html)
QuoteCharlie Sheen gets his own Comedy Central roast: 'It's going to be epic'
The controversial former star of "Two and a Half Men" will be the next target -- er, honoree -- of a Comedy Central roast.
The event will be taped in Los Angeles on Sept. 10 and air Sept. 19.
"Charlie has assured us that nothing will be off limits in this roast," said Kent Alterman, the network's head of programming and production.
Said Sheen in a statement: "You could say I've been providing kindling for this roast for a while. It's time to light it up. It's going to be epic."
Roasts without Greg Giraldo are like unprotected sex with hookers, no one wants to do that.
That's how they got Charlie Sheen
Quote from: sophist on July 08, 2011, 01:57:52 PM
Quote from: ytowndan on July 06, 2011, 12:15:52 AM
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/showtracker/2011/07/charlie-sheen-gets-his-own-comedy-central-roast.html (http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/showtracker/2011/07/charlie-sheen-gets-his-own-comedy-central-roast.html)
QuoteCharlie Sheen gets his own Comedy Central roast: 'It's going to be epic'
The controversial former star of "Two and a Half Men" will be the next target -- er, honoree -- of a Comedy Central roast.
The event will be taped in Los Angeles on Sept. 10 and air Sept. 19.
"Charlie has assured us that nothing will be off limits in this roast," said Kent Alterman, the network's head of programming and production.
Said Sheen in a statement: "You could say I've been providing kindling for this roast for a while. It's time to light it up. It's going to be epic."
Roasts without Greg Giraldo are like unprotected sex with hookers, no one wants to do that.
I had this conversation the other night. They just won't be the same. Will this be the first without him?
Recorded the roast last night. Looking forward to watching it this evening!
:samurai:
Damnit! This thread still isn't about me!?!
how much coke did charlie sheen do??
-enough to kill 2 and a half men!!
hilarious!
Quote from: UncleEbinezer on September 21, 2011, 02:08:58 PM
Recorded the roast last night. Looking forward to watching it this evening!
It's pretty good I thought.
So Charlie Sheen's lawyers' lawsuit against Warner Brothers has just been settled.....
25 million in an immediate payment to Charlie
100 million to be paid over the next ten years to him (much coming from syndication sales)
uh, WINNING!!
last laugh'd
Quote from: Superfreakie on September 21, 2011, 11:56:17 PM
So Charlie Sheen's lawyers' lawsuit against Two And a Half Men has just been settled.....
25 million in an immediate payment to Charlie
100 million to be paid over the next ten years to him (much coming from syndication sales)
uh, WINNING!!
last laugh'd
fuck yeah. dude's totally winning in my book.
sheen is a badass. fuck the haters
Quote from: Superfreakie on September 21, 2011, 11:56:17 PM
So Charlie Sheen's lawyers' lawsuit against Warner Brothers has just been settled.....
25 million in an immediate payment to Charlie
100 million to be paid over the next ten years to him (much coming from syndication sales)
uh, WINNING!!
last laugh'd
Damn! I wish I were paid $125mil for being manic and posting stupid shit online that I regret a week later.
Quote from: qop24 on September 22, 2011, 08:51:12 AM
Quote from: Superfreakie on September 21, 2011, 11:56:17 PM
So Charlie Sheen's lawyers' lawsuit against Warner Brothers has just been settled.....
25 million in an immediate payment to Charlie
100 million to be paid over the next ten years to him (much coming from syndication sales)
uh, WINNING!!
last laugh'd
Damn! I wish I were paid $125mil for being manic doing rocks the size of baseballs in my Hollywood mansion surrounded by pornstars and high class hookers and posting stupid shit online and being paid by companies for that tweet advertising that I regret a week later.
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