'Paug Parents!

[PIE-GUY]

So when is your little Pie coming? You ain't getting younger!

fuck you. that's when it's coming.



















eta... sorry, that's a bit of a touchy subject around here. you'll learn that you don't ask 40 year-olds why they don't have kids. It's usually not something they like to be reminded of because there's usually a reason they've made it this far without any.

[birdman]

So when is your little Pie coming? You ain't getting younger!

fuck you. that's when it's coming.



















eta... sorry, that's a bit of a touchy subject around here. you'll learn that you don't ask 40 year-olds why they don't have kids. It's usually not something they like to be reminded of because there's usually a reason they've made it this far without any.

A chip off the old block

[Superfreakie]

I will shortly be 40. While I have the ability to make them, I have no children out of choice. Ultimately, this decision has been made so that I might reduce my carbon footprint on this overly populated earth.     

[Buffalo Budd]

I will shortly be 40. While I have the ability to make them, I have no children out of choice. Ultimately, this decision has been made so that I might reduce my carbon footprint on this overly populated earth.   

You could always quit those roadtrips across Amurica chasing music.

[WhatstheUse?]

My sincere apologies PG.

[Buffalo Budd]

My sincere apologies PG.

I think you'd better offer to be a surrogate. 

[WhatstheUse?]

My sincere apologies PG.

I think you'd better offer to be a surrogate. 

Well, I could def offer something.   

[birdman]

My sincere apologies PG.

I think you'd better offer to be a surrogate. 

Well, I could def offer something.   

Premature ejaculation doesn't count

[Buffalo Budd]

My sincere apologies PG.

I think you'd better offer to be a surrogate. 

Well, I could def offer something.   

Premature ejaculation doesn't count

It runs in his jeans.

[WhatstheUse?]

My sincere apologies PG.

I think you'd better offer to be a surrogate. 

Well, I could def offer something.   

Premature ejaculation doesn't count

My worth is dropping by the second...

[barnesy305]

My sincere apologies PG.

I think you'd better offer to be a surrogate. 

Well, I could def offer something.   

Premature ejaculation doesn't count

My worth is dropping by the second...

It's at least sticking to your pants...

[sunrisevt]

 :hereitisyousentimentalbastard

What you filthy motherfuckers get up to when I'm not watching...

[WhatstheUse?]

:hereitisyousentimentalbastard

What you filthy motherfuckers get up to when I'm not watching...

What?! YOU WANT SOME OF MY WORTH TOO?!?!

[rowjimmy]

You people disgust me.

[sunrisevt]

This kid is still under three feet and forty pounds, but she takes showers and rides the chairlift. How'd that happen?