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Title: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: cactusfan on December 18, 2009, 04:57:10 PM
this is so good i actually watched all of it.
there are seven 10 minute sections to this, the most hilarious and devastating video review of a movie i've ever seen. he just completely nails everything about why Phantom Menace is such a total disaster of a movie.

there are a few somewhat odd and tangential bits about hookers and basements, but somehow that's okay, too.

at least watch the first section... it's so worth it.

http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/12/17/watch-this-70-minute-video-review-of-star-wars-the-phantom-menace/

Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: Hicks on December 18, 2009, 06:29:13 PM
the proter. . .  protergerest. . . 
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: blatboom on December 18, 2009, 08:33:15 PM
can't wait to check this out.  I wish I could unsee all three prequels.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: thatfargone on December 19, 2009, 10:07:19 AM
Quote from: blatboom on December 18, 2009, 08:33:15 PM
I wish I could unsee all three prequels.

LOL!  Really?
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: blatboom on December 19, 2009, 11:02:43 AM
Quote from: thatfargone on December 19, 2009, 10:07:19 AM
Quote from: blatboom on December 18, 2009, 08:33:15 PM
I wish I could unsee all three prequels.

LOL!  Really?

really.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: fauxpaxfauxreal on December 19, 2009, 12:16:16 PM
Holy shit.  That was genius.  He's so right too.  The whole time shit was going on in the phantom menace all I could think was "what in the hell is the point of all this shit?"  Nothing made any kind of fucking sense.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: blatboom on December 19, 2009, 12:18:21 PM
Quote from: cactusfan on December 18, 2009, 04:57:10 PM
this is so good i actually watched all of it.
there are seven 10 minute sections to this, the most hilarious and devastating video review of a movie i've ever seen. he just completely nails everything about why Phantom Menace is such a total disaster of a movie.

there are a few somewhat odd and tangential bits about hookers and basements, but somehow that's okay, too.

at least watch the first section... it's so worth it.

http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/12/17/watch-this-70-minute-video-review-of-star-wars-the-phantom-menace/

just finished the second one and this guy is killing me.  what a disaster these movies were
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: fauxpaxfauxreal on December 19, 2009, 12:34:51 PM
Oh it gets better blatboom.  The lulz abound.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: blatboom on December 19, 2009, 12:40:40 PM
Quote from: fauxpaxfauxreal on December 19, 2009, 12:34:51 PM
Oh it gets better blatboom.  The lulz abound.

oh I believe it.  on part 4 now

"and although they are a peaceful people with no army, this asshole seems to be an expert on the process of planetary invasion"

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: fauxpaxfauxreal on December 19, 2009, 12:47:41 PM
I love it when he's talking about the trade blockade...

...I don't remember specifically but he's like (parpaphrase) "With a lush green planet like Naboo, what kind of space supplies could they possibly need that three days after a trade blockade is set up this is a horrible problem"  "also, if they are going to force queen amidala to sign the treaty, why don't they just do this shit without her signature?"  and "it's a trade blockade, the purpose is to stop ships from getting through....the qui gon is just going to fly right through there?"  also "how the hell did they hit the shield generator if the shields were up?"  and "oh, once they get the shields up, the ships just stop firing at them?"  and "is this a game that the queen and her handservant play?  like hahaha i'll order you to clean the dirty droid when i'm queen and then when you're queen you'll order me to die for the good of the naboo?"

man the movie is so damn funny.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: blatboom on December 19, 2009, 01:09:33 PM
"wait.. why is there a child-size helmet and goggles in the ship?"
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: cactusfan on December 20, 2009, 12:28:30 PM
i also love how every now and then, totally frustrated, he just throws out lucas' favorite answer to all critics: "this is a movie for children." at which point he cuts to a photo of kids watching tv on which is playing one of the many scenes of the "we must arrange a vote regarding the trade blockade and the new tax to force blah blah" because yeah, right, this is exactly what kids are interested in.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: blatboom on December 20, 2009, 12:38:38 PM
I love how he half-asses pronouncing Queen Amidala so it comes out "Queen Amidalmhh"

really there's no end to the number of funny one-liners and recurring themes this guy uses.  it's genius.

"Gungans.  Goongans.  Gungans.  Goongans"
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: fauxpaxfauxreal on December 20, 2009, 01:17:41 PM
I loved it when he started calling qui gon "Ginny".  Every time that happened, I lost it.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: Hicks on December 20, 2009, 01:35:06 PM
Who wants pizza rolls. . . who's been fucking with my medication?
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: Tomapella on December 20, 2009, 08:32:36 PM
"Qui-Gon Jin and Obi-Wan Kenobi should've been combined into one character...called Obi-Wan Kenobi."

Can't believe I just watched the whole thing.  Hilarious the whole way through.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: blatboom on December 20, 2009, 08:48:31 PM
Quote from: Tomapella on December 20, 2009, 08:32:36 PM
"Qui-Gon Jin and Obi-Wan Kenobi should've been combined into one character...called Obi-Wan Kenobi."

Can't believe I just watched the whole thing.  Hilarious the whole way through.

yeah I loved that.  I'm actually about to watch it again
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: fauxpaxfauxreal on December 20, 2009, 08:54:58 PM
Quote from: blatboom on December 20, 2009, 08:48:31 PM
Quote from: Tomapella on December 20, 2009, 08:32:36 PM
"Qui-Gon Jin and Obi-Wan Kenobi should've been combined into one character...called Obi-Wan Kenobi."

Can't believe I just watched the whole thing.  Hilarious the whole way through.

yeah I loved that.  I'm actually about to watch it again

I think I laughed harder during this than I did during "The Hangover"  that was kind of an accomplishment for the filmmaker, imo.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: ytowndan on December 21, 2009, 03:45:18 PM
I didn't want to watch this at first, because I didn't want to spend 70 min hearing someone tell me something I already know. 

But....WOW!!!  Not only was that hilarious, but it actually pointed out even more terrible aspects of the "film" for me to criticize.   Seriously... my opinion of this movie just went from "Terrible" to "I feel embarrassed for those who were involved".
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: blatboom on December 21, 2009, 04:57:56 PM
the guy has a Youtube channel and the comments over there are totally showering him with praise.

one person said something to the effect that his review actually made the shitty movie worth all the years of disappointment.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: fauxpaxfauxreal on December 21, 2009, 05:05:00 PM
Quote from: blatboom on December 21, 2009, 04:57:56 PM
the guy has a Youtube channel and the comments over there are totally showering him with praise.

one person said something to the effect that his review actually made the shitty movie worth all the years of disappointment.

I was thinking along those same lines.

"The movie is now worth it, having seen your review".  That review is seriously the funniest thing I've seen in a long, long time.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: tet on December 21, 2009, 09:32:49 PM
classic.  a well-spent 70 minutes!!
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: blatboom on December 21, 2009, 09:51:36 PM
Quote from: tet on December 21, 2009, 09:32:49 PM
classic.  a well-spent 70 minutes!!

another satisfied customer.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: mbw on December 21, 2009, 10:05:46 PM
wow, i actually watched 3 of these.
if only this guy would show how the 'first' three are awful movies in their own right.  :evil:
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: VA $l!m on December 21, 2009, 10:11:56 PM
Quote from: blatboom on December 18, 2009, 08:33:15 PM
can't wait to check this out.  I wish I could unsee all three prequels.
yeah, i feel ya.
on the other hand the new animated series is the Ish!
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: blatboom on December 21, 2009, 10:18:47 PM
Quote from: mirthbeatenworker on December 21, 2009, 10:05:46 PM
wow, i actually watched 3 of these.
if only this guy would show how the 'first' three are awful movies in their own right.  :evil:

you shut your whore mouth!
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: mbw on December 21, 2009, 10:21:14 PM
Quote from: blatboom on December 21, 2009, 10:18:47 PM
Quote from: mirthbeatenworker on December 21, 2009, 10:05:46 PM
wow, i actually watched 3 of these.
if only this guy would show how the 'first' three are awful movies in their own right.  :evil:

you shut your whore mouth!

:lol:

sorry, i will stay out out your sci-fi, fantasy (nerd) threads now....
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: ytowndan on December 21, 2009, 10:22:50 PM
Quote from: mirthbeatenworker on December 21, 2009, 10:05:46 PM
wow, i actually watched 3 of these.
if only this guy would show how the 'first' three are awful movies in their own right.  :evil:

*ytowndan requests that the smite feature is brought back.

:wink:
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: blatboom on December 21, 2009, 10:23:39 PM
Quote from: VA slim on December 21, 2009, 10:11:56 PM
Quote from: blatboom on December 18, 2009, 08:33:15 PM
can't wait to check this out.  I wish I could unsee all three prequels.
yeah, i feel ya.
on the other hand the new animated series is the Ish!
honestly I can't even get with the whole creation that is the Clone Wars era.  I don't like the Jedi, I don't like the Sith.  none of it lived up to what I had envisioned in my mind before the prequels ever came out.

this guy's whole thesis that there has been nobody to challenge Lucas's ham-handed approach this time around is spot on.  it's all His creation, and He sucks.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: blatboom on December 21, 2009, 10:24:12 PM
Quote from: mirthbeatenworker on December 21, 2009, 10:21:14 PM
Quote from: blatboom on December 21, 2009, 10:18:47 PM
Quote from: mirthbeatenworker on December 21, 2009, 10:05:46 PM
wow, i actually watched 3 of these.
if only this guy would show how the 'first' three are awful movies in their own right.  :evil:

you shut your whore mouth!

:lol:

sorry, i will stay out out your sci-fi, fantasy (nerd) threads now....

:wink:
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: VA $l!m on December 21, 2009, 10:24:24 PM
Quote from: mirthbeatenworker on December 21, 2009, 10:21:14 PM
Quote from: blatboom on December 21, 2009, 10:18:47 PM
Quote from: mirthbeatenworker on December 21, 2009, 10:05:46 PM
wow, i actually watched 3 of these.
if only this guy would show how the 'first' three are awful movies in their own right.  :evil:

you shut your whore mouth!

:lol:

sorry, i will stay out out your sci-fi, fantasy (nerd) threads now....

either that or i'll have to:
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: mbw on December 21, 2009, 10:25:31 PM
 :lol:

mmmk, now im out.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: blatboom on December 21, 2009, 10:28:20 PM
(http://www.icanhasforce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/star-wars-death-star-pwnt.jpg)
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: shoreline99 on December 21, 2009, 11:59:12 PM
This is freaking hysterical.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: tet on December 22, 2009, 04:07:03 PM
WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR FACE?!!!!
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: rowjimmy on December 23, 2009, 10:16:05 AM
So need to watch these...

Should be a good afternoon.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: kellerb on December 23, 2009, 11:37:53 AM
Finally watched last night.  Well worth the time.  Made me hungry for pizza rolls.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: blatboom on December 23, 2009, 11:46:27 AM
Quote from: kellerb on December 23, 2009, 11:37:53 AM
Made me hungry for pizza rolls.

they're in the mail.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: rowjimmy on December 23, 2009, 01:39:59 PM
QuoteYou see, a guy named William Shakesman once said, "Brevity is the soul of wit" this just means, "Stop wasting my time."
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: khalpin on December 23, 2009, 01:44:08 PM
Finally finished watching it.  Think I might watch it again.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: blatboom on December 23, 2009, 02:06:23 PM
"they're not very effective.. the Jedi cut through them like butter"

fuck you.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: rowjimmy on December 23, 2009, 02:57:16 PM
That was awesome.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: shoreline99 on December 23, 2009, 06:07:06 PM
Quote from: tet on December 22, 2009, 04:07:03 PM
WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR FACE?!!!!
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: kellerb on December 23, 2009, 07:40:00 PM
Quote from: shoreline99 on December 23, 2009, 06:07:06 PM
Quote from: tet on December 22, 2009, 04:07:03 PM
WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR FACE?!!!!

Also, I hope this guy is working on his reviews for II and III.  I didn't hate them as bad as I, but still.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: blatboom on December 23, 2009, 09:58:19 PM
Quote from: kellerb on December 23, 2009, 07:40:00 PM
Quote from: shoreline99 on December 23, 2009, 06:07:06 PM
Quote from: tet on December 22, 2009, 04:07:03 PM
WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR FACE?!!!!

Also, I hope this guy is working on his reviews for II and III.  I didn't hate them as bad as I, but still.

totally.  I loved the brief moments when he alluded to them (e.g. the lightsaber duels)
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: ytowndan on December 24, 2009, 03:27:30 AM
Quote from: blatboom on December 23, 2009, 09:58:19 PM
Quote from: kellerb on December 23, 2009, 07:40:00 PM
Quote from: shoreline99 on December 23, 2009, 06:07:06 PM
Quote from: tet on December 22, 2009, 04:07:03 PM
WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR FACE?!!!!

Also, I hope this guy is working on his reviews for II and III.  I didn't hate them as bad as I, but still.

totally.  I loved the brief moments when he alluded to them (e.g. the lightsaber duels)

Yeah, even though he only touched on them a bit, it was still good. 

But, if he did reviews on the next two, not only will I watch them, I'd mail him some pizza rolls. 
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: willsteele on December 24, 2009, 06:12:54 AM
Awesome stuff.

Wonder what he thinks about the second and third Matrix movies.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: rowjimmy on December 24, 2009, 07:53:26 AM
Quote from: tet on December 22, 2009, 04:07:03 PM
WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR FACE?!!!!
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: willsteele on December 24, 2009, 08:02:26 AM
^  HA  So many good lines in there.  Intitially I wasn't going to watch all 70 minutes...   but after the first 10 I couldn't stop.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: kellerb on December 24, 2009, 02:18:23 PM
Quote from: willsteele on December 24, 2009, 08:02:26 AM
^  HA  So many good lines in there.  Intitially I wasn't going to watch all 70 minutes...   but after the first 10 I couldn't stop.
Ser, I didn't want to relive that movie, but it was worth it
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: VA $l!m on December 24, 2009, 02:25:18 PM
teh original 3 movies are running on repeat on SPIKE today. think i'll get in the mood to enjoy the blizzard here with some HOth action from ep.5
Empire Strikes Back FTW!!------->>>>>

----->>>>i'm thinking right now how cool it would be if the Samurai Smiley was a jedi/sith w/ lightsabers smiley instead!  :samurai:>>:jedi:
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: blatboom on December 24, 2009, 04:22:52 PM
Quote from: VA slim on December 24, 2009, 02:25:18 PM
----->>>>i'm thinking right now how cool it would be if the Samurai Smiley was a jedi/sith w/ lightsabers smiley instead!  :samurai:>>:jedi:

:-o  that would be EPIC
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: blatboom on January 07, 2010, 06:31:02 PM
AND YOU GUYS THOUGHT CHRISTMAS WAS OVER??


http://www.youtube.com/v/mkxQ6HYDwIA&hl=en_US&fs=1&
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: fauxpaxfauxreal on January 07, 2010, 09:27:00 PM
I'm trying to set my expectations low for this.  The first one was amazing. 
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: kellerb on January 07, 2010, 09:31:58 PM
this guy is saving me so much trouble when it comes to that nagging question in the back of my mind: "Were those movies as bad as I thought?  Maybe I should watch them a 2nd time to make sure"

Perhaps he should do Crystal Skull at some point
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: fauxpaxfauxreal on January 07, 2010, 09:36:18 PM
Crystal Skull is not bad compared to these films.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: blatboom on January 07, 2010, 10:03:21 PM
imo Episodes II and III are far worse than they generally get credit for so I'm extra stoked for these.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: shoreline99 on January 07, 2010, 10:21:02 PM
Quote from: blatboom on January 07, 2010, 10:03:21 PM
imo Episodes II and III are far worse than they generally get credit for so I'm extra stoked for these.

I actually liked III the best out of all of the trilogy, but they all paled compared to the original 3, ewoks and all.

I have to say I'm stoked to see these.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: cactusfan on January 08, 2010, 01:37:29 AM
hooray!

Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: rowjimmy on January 08, 2010, 08:23:55 AM
No.
This party's just starting.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: rowjimmy on January 20, 2010, 08:48:47 AM
(http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvwud6J7An1qa1oa7o1_500.jpg) (http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvwud6J7An1qa1oa7o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: blatboom on April 04, 2010, 11:23:13 PM
OH SHIT!!!!!!!

(Part 1 of 9) Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones Review (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfBhi6qqFLA#)
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: tet on April 05, 2010, 10:53:40 AM
omg, YES!!  haven't watched part 1 of Ep. 2 yet, but will get to that soon...  i am SO looking forward to this, as i thought this movie was an even bigger pile of crap than Ep. 1
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: kellerb on April 05, 2010, 10:58:18 AM
Quote from: tet on April 05, 2010, 10:53:40 AM
omg, YES!!  haven't watched part 1 of Ep. 2 yet, but will get to that soon...  i am SO looking forward to this, as i thought this movie was an even bigger pile of crap than Ep. 1

chalk off a big chunk of time.  This review lasts ~90 minutes
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: rowjimmy on April 05, 2010, 11:51:25 AM
Well, there goes my day.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: shoreline99 on April 05, 2010, 01:31:38 PM
YES!   Want a pizza roll?
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: ytowndan on April 05, 2010, 02:50:24 PM
zOMG!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?!?!?
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: cactusfan on April 06, 2010, 03:49:31 AM
not quite as satisfying as the first one... but then the sequel never is.

still highly entertaining. i'm ready for part III.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: tet on April 06, 2010, 08:54:33 AM
wtf, part 1 removed due to copyright claim from Cartoon Network??   :tte:
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: shoreline99 on April 06, 2010, 02:14:33 PM
http://www.demonoid.com/files/details/2197320/50447/ (http://www.demonoid.com/files/details/2197320/50447/)
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: khalpin on April 06, 2010, 02:19:12 PM
Quote from: shoreline99 on April 06, 2010, 02:14:33 PM
http://www.demonoid.com/files/details/2197320/50447/ (http://www.demonoid.com/files/details/2197320/50447/)
Thanks, man.  +K
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: tet on April 06, 2010, 02:47:32 PM
Quote from: khalpin on April 06, 2010, 02:19:12 PM
Quote from: shoreline99 on April 06, 2010, 02:14:33 PM
http://www.demonoid.com/files/details/2197320/50447/ (http://www.demonoid.com/files/details/2197320/50447/)
Thanks, man.  +K
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: blatboom on July 15, 2010, 11:30:41 AM
Next Review Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXvYICMr5wU#)
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: VDB on July 16, 2010, 12:08:04 PM
Wow, how did I never see this thread before? I've always felt Episode I is perhaps the worst film of all time. Can't wait to get caught up on these videos!  :clap:
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: blatboom on July 16, 2010, 12:11:00 PM
Quote from: V00D00BR3W on July 16, 2010, 12:08:04 PM
Wow, how did I never see this thread before? I've always felt Episode I is perhaps the worst film of all time. Can't wait to get caught up on these videos!  :clap:
they're so entertaining it almost makes the years of anguish worth it.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: ytowndan on July 16, 2010, 04:00:23 PM
Quote from: blatboom on July 16, 2010, 12:11:00 PM
Quote from: V00D00BR3W on July 16, 2010, 12:08:04 PM
Wow, how did I never see this thread before? I've always felt Episode I is perhaps the worst film of all time. Can't wait to get caught up on these videos!  :clap:
they're so entertaining it almost makes the years of anguish worth it.

Yup, pretty much.  In other related news, I'm craving pizza rolls. 
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: blatboom on December 26, 2010, 11:30:14 AM
Merry Christmas (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1DQabcJzD0#ws)
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: justjezmund on December 26, 2010, 12:40:02 PM
ok so ive seen this thread pop up every now and then and today i made the time to watch at least the first part.  I ended up finishing this whole thing.   :hereitisyousentimentalbastard

holy shit is this is funniest thing ive ever seen.

Id also love to proudly say that IVE NEVER SEEN PHANTOM MENACE!!

I WIN AT STAR WARS! :clap:
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: blatboom on December 26, 2010, 12:49:29 PM
Quote from: JustJezmund on December 26, 2010, 12:40:02 PM
ok so ive seen this thread pop up every now and then and today i made the time to watch at least the first part.  I ended up finishing this whole thing.   :hereitisyousentimentalbastard

holy shit is this is funniest thing ive ever seen.

Id also love to proudly say that IVE NEVER SEEN PHANTOM MENACE!!

I WIN AT STAR WARS! :clap:
now go watch the Episode II review, it's as good if not better.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: justjezmund on December 26, 2010, 12:52:15 PM
Quote from: blatboom on December 26, 2010, 12:49:29 PM
Quote from: JustJezmund on December 26, 2010, 12:40:02 PM
ok so ive seen this thread pop up every now and then and today i made the time to watch at least the first part.  I ended up finishing this whole thing.   :hereitisyousentimentalbastard

holy shit is this is funniest thing ive ever seen.

Id also love to proudly say that IVE NEVER SEEN PHANTOM MENACE!!

I WIN AT STAR WARS! :clap:
now go watch the Episode II review, it's as good if not better.

i think i have enough booze for that.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: blatboom on December 31, 2010, 12:30:20 PM
IT"S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.redlettermedia.com/ (http://www.redlettermedia.com/)

:crazy:
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: cactusfan on December 31, 2010, 07:42:23 PM
Quote from: blatboom on December 31, 2010, 12:30:20 PM
IT"S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.redlettermedia.com/ (http://www.redlettermedia.com/)

:crazy:

nice. i watched the first half hour. good stuff!
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: qop24 on January 01, 2011, 07:02:14 PM
Oh man, just watched the 1st one for the 1st time.....

I know I'm a rare minority in that I don't particularly like any of the 6 films, but I very much understand why the original 3 are praised, and I also see a clear difference between those 3 and the prequels.

That said, that was some of the funnier 70mins I've had in a while and will be watching the next 2 reviews very soon.


and SER LOL at the part when he's showing his grandchildrens' star wars toys next to rubble, human bones, and a kidnapped, beaten woman begging to be let go.


"Ah maybe that's why it's called The Force.....HA! Rape jokes, love 'em!"
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: blatboom on January 01, 2011, 08:40:32 PM
lol nice.  the guy definitely knows what he's talking about and he's hilarious in the process
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: ytowndan on January 02, 2011, 12:29:42 AM
I've only watched the first part of the new one (so far), and from what I've seen it's great. 

I loved how he pointed out how confusing the beginning is, and how it sends mixed signals with "setting the tone". 

"There wasn't a violent rape on top of a pinball machine in the opening scene of Ghostbusters, or a "pie in the face" gag in the beginning of Citizen Kane." :hereitisyousentimentalbastard
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: VDB on January 03, 2011, 12:08:19 PM
Quote from: blatboom on December 31, 2010, 12:30:20 PM
IT"S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.redlettermedia.com/ (http://www.redlettermedia.com/)

:crazy:

I think I know what I'm doing this afternoon.....
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: ytowndan on October 30, 2012, 06:45:39 PM
I'm totally pumped for this guy's review of episodes 7, 8, and 9. (http://finance.yahoo.com/news/disney-star-wars-films-buy-210830937.html)
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: khalpin on October 30, 2012, 07:09:25 PM
Quote from: ytowndan on October 30, 2012, 06:45:39 PM
I'm totally pumped for this guy's review of episodes 7, 8, and 9. (http://finance.yahoo.com/news/disney-star-wars-films-buy-210830937.html)
If Lucas isn't involved, there's a good chance they'd actually be good movies.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: Hicks on October 30, 2012, 07:39:34 PM
Quote from: khalpin on October 30, 2012, 07:09:25 PM
Quote from: ytowndan on October 30, 2012, 06:45:39 PM
I'm totally pumped for this guy's review of episodes 7, 8, and 9. (http://finance.yahoo.com/news/disney-star-wars-films-buy-210830937.html)
If Lucas isn't involved, there's a good chance they'd actually be good movies.

I guess you aren't familiar with the Walt Disney Co?
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: whatapiper on October 30, 2012, 07:51:50 PM
Stoked for my son as he's a big fan but not expecting much out of the new series.  I'm sure kids will love them!
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: rowjimmy on October 30, 2012, 08:02:05 PM
My son will be 7 when EP VII is set to come out.

I'm psyched for that.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: ytowndan on October 31, 2012, 05:01:05 AM
Quote from: Hicks on October 30, 2012, 07:39:34 PM
Quote from: khalpin on October 30, 2012, 07:09:25 PM
Quote from: ytowndan on October 30, 2012, 06:45:39 PM
I'm totally pumped for this guy's review of episodes 7, 8, and 9. (http://finance.yahoo.com/news/disney-star-wars-films-buy-210830937.html)
If Lucas isn't involved, there's a good chance they'd actually be good movies.

I guess you aren't familiar with the Walt Disney Co?

I could be misunderstanding the deal, or misunderstanding your comment.  But, isn't Disney simply purchasing Lucasfilm from George Lucas and green-lighting new Star Wars movies?  If I understand correctly, it will still be Lucasfilm (under the leadership of its current co-chairwoman) producing the films with a new writer/director (who will be working with George Lucas as a consultant). 

I believe it's the same deal as when Disney bought Miramax.  They own the production company, but their primary job is to green-light its projects, supply funding, and collect their profits when it's all said and done.  Even though Disney owns Miramax, I wouldn't really consider Pulp Fiction or Fahrenheit 9/11 "Disney movies".  Of course, they always have final approval before they give the go ahead.  But in the case of Star Wars, something that's guaranteed to be a hit, I would think the approval process would be a mere formality. 

Again, I could be misunderstanding all of this.  But, either way, I'm not getting my hopes up for anything better than the last three. 
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: rowjimmy on October 31, 2012, 11:25:06 AM
Pretty sure Disney did a fine job with that Avengers film.

As long as they don't Tron the franchise, there is potential...

The real problem with EP 1-3 was Lucas.

His desire to be so hands-on stunk up the whole thing.

The universe is so well fleshed out nowadays that there is vast potential.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: barnesy305 on October 31, 2012, 12:26:01 PM
Quote from: rowjimmy on October 31, 2012, 11:25:06 AM
Pretty sure Disney did a fine job with that Avengers film.

As long as they don't Tron the franchise, there is potential...

The real problem with EP 1-3 was Lucas.

His desire to be so hands-on stunk up the whole thing.

The universe is so well fleshed out nowadays that there is vast potential.

Couldn't agree more.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: VDB on October 31, 2012, 12:55:04 PM
QuoteThe trilogy will continue the story of Luke Skywalker, Han Solo and Princess Leia beyond "Return of the Jedi," the third film released and the sixth in the saga.

I wonder, same actors? If so, the films would have to be set far enough in time after Jedi. If not, you're talking about giving very well established, recognizable adult characters new faces, which you can bet audiences will have trouble with.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: khalpin on October 31, 2012, 01:10:14 PM
Quote from: V00D00BR3W on October 31, 2012, 12:55:04 PM
QuoteThe trilogy will continue the story of Luke Skywalker, Han Solo and Princess Leia beyond "Return of the Jedi," the third film released and the sixth in the saga.

I wonder, same actors? If so, the films would have to be set far enough in time after Jedi. If not, you're talking about giving very well established, recognizable adult characters new faces, which you can bet audiences will have trouble with.
What's the quote from?  I didn't think there was even a script yet.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: VDB on October 31, 2012, 01:11:11 PM
Quote from: khalpin on October 31, 2012, 01:10:14 PM
Quote from: V00D00BR3W on October 31, 2012, 12:55:04 PM
QuoteThe trilogy will continue the story of Luke Skywalker, Han Solo and Princess Leia beyond "Return of the Jedi," the third film released and the sixth in the saga.

I wonder, same actors? If so, the films would have to be set far enough in time after Jedi. If not, you're talking about giving very well established, recognizable adult characters new faces, which you can bet audiences will have trouble with.
What's the quote from?  I didn't think there was even a script yet.

Dan's link:

Quote from: ytowndan on October 30, 2012, 06:45:39 PM
I'm totally pumped for this guy's review of episodes 7, 8, and 9. (http://finance.yahoo.com/news/disney-star-wars-films-buy-210830937.html)
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: twatts on October 31, 2012, 01:24:34 PM
On and off topic...

When you introduce SW to your kids, will you show them the movies in the same order you saw them (4 > 6, then 1 > 3), or will you show them in order???

Terry


Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: VDB on October 31, 2012, 01:28:06 PM
Quote from: twatts likes ghoti on October 31, 2012, 01:24:34 PM
On and off topic...

When you introduce SW to your kids, will you show them the movies in the same order you saw them (4 > 6, then 1 > 3), or will you show them in order???

Terry

Neither. I think of the prequels more like cocaine or sex with black South Carolina strippers. If they want to experiment with that shit when they're older and can learn from the consequences of their own actions, so be it. But I don't want to be involved.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: phil on October 31, 2012, 01:35:51 PM
Quote from: V00D00BR3W on October 31, 2012, 01:28:06 PM
Quote from: twatts likes ghoti on October 31, 2012, 01:24:34 PM
On and off topic...

When you introduce SW to your kids, will you show them the movies in the same order you saw them (4 > 6, then 1 > 3), or will you show them in order???

Terry

Neither. I think of the prequels more like cocaine or sex with black South Carolina strippers. If they want to experiment with that shit when they're older and can learn from the consequences of their own actions, so be it. But I don't want to be involved.

That's the exact approach my parents took with me in regards to cocaine and sex with black SC strippers, and look how I turned out!

::rails a line of blow off of a pair of gorgeous black boobs::
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: rowjimmy on October 31, 2012, 01:41:44 PM
Interview with Lucas on the merger: http://www.nerdist.com/2012/10/video-george-lucas-discusses-the-star-warsdisney-merger/

He does not specify the timeframe of the next film.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: VA $l!m on October 31, 2012, 03:15:53 PM
Quote from: barnesy305 on October 31, 2012, 12:26:01 PM
Quote from: rowjimmy on October 31, 2012, 11:25:06 AM
Pretty sure Disney did a fine job with that Avengers film.

As long as they don't Tron the franchise, there is potential...

The real problem with EP 1-3 was Lucas.

His desire to be so hands-on stunk up the whole thing.

The universe is so well fleshed out nowadays that there is vast potential.

Couldn't agree more.

agreed.

as much tv as i watch these days every once in awhile i try to get thru a few minutes of 1-3 again. OMG, how horrible are these movies.
i actually bought the dvds and watched them for a few years until it hit me too. i cant even talk about it more than that, lol.

fortunately i love what theyve done with the CLone Wars cartoons... i really hope there is a season 5...not sure.

also, i was watching EMPIRe the other day and was thinking how amazing the Directing was. Does anyone know if that guy ever did any other films worth seeing?
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: khalpin on October 31, 2012, 03:31:59 PM
Clone Wars is halfway through Season 5 right now. 

The only other Irvin Kershner movie I've seen is Never Say Never Again, which is a must see if you're a Bond fan (obviously).
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: twatts on October 31, 2012, 03:41:05 PM
Quote from: khalpin on October 31, 2012, 03:31:59 PM
Clone Wars is halfway through Season 5 right now. 


I thought they were about to answer a MAJOR question this past episode...  But the other chick got killed instead...

Terry
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: Hicks on October 31, 2012, 03:57:05 PM
Pretty sure Disney just distributed Avengers and wasn't really involved in the production.

Also, that movie is pretty good but not like Batman levels of genius or anything.

Quote from: khalpin on October 31, 2012, 03:31:59 PM

The only other Irvin Kershner movie I've seen is Never Say Never Again, which is a must see if you're a Bond fan (obviously).

You've never seen Robocop 2?

I thought I knew you.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: VA $l!m on October 31, 2012, 05:24:48 PM
Quote from: khalpin on October 31, 2012, 03:31:59 PM
Clone Wars is halfway through Season 5 right now. 

The only other Irvin Kershner movie I've seen is Never Say Never Again, which is a must see if you're a Bond fan (obviously).
dam, really?
i was thinkin it should be out now, but i havent been able to find the time slot... which is weird considering my tv is on 24/7...
is it on cartoon net/fri nite like it used to be?

i actually caught some old EPs on CW the other night. omg that network is so much fail. for some reason theyre HD channel didnt even have it widescreen and it looked like it was SD. totally killed the experience, lol.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: khalpin on October 31, 2012, 09:13:22 PM
Quote from: VA $l!m on October 31, 2012, 05:24:48 PM
Quote from: khalpin on October 31, 2012, 03:31:59 PM
Clone Wars is halfway through Season 5 right now. 

The only other Irvin Kershner movie I've seen is Never Say Never Again, which is a must see if you're a Bond fan (obviously).
dam, really?
i was thinkin it should be out now, but i havent been able to find the time slot... which is weird considering my tv is on 24/7...
is it on cartoon net/fri nite like it used to be?

i actually caught some old EPs on CW the other night. omg that network is so much fail. for some reason theyre HD channel didnt even have it widescreen and it looked like it was SD. totally killed the experience, lol.
They snuck it in on Saturday mornings.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: VA $l!m on October 31, 2012, 10:30:11 PM
Quote from: khalpin on October 31, 2012, 09:13:22 PM
Quote from: VA $l!m on October 31, 2012, 05:24:48 PM
Quote from: khalpin on October 31, 2012, 03:31:59 PM
Clone Wars is halfway through Season 5 right now. 

The only other Irvin Kershner movie I've seen is Never Say Never Again, which is a must see if you're a Bond fan (obviously).
dam, really?
i was thinkin it should be out now, but i havent been able to find the time slot... which is weird considering my tv is on 24/7...
is it on cartoon net/fri nite like it used to be?

i actually caught some old EPs on CW the other night. omg that network is so much fail. for some reason theyre HD channel didnt even have it widescreen and it looked like it was SD. totally killed the experience, lol.
They snuck it in on Saturday mornings.

wow, LAME!!  :evil:

heh, i saw it was on SAT listing, but MORNING?!? guess i could start scheduling my week around it... though it might mess up my sleep schedule for Walking Dead on Sun night... hmmm, lol.
  :crazy:
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: twatts on November 01, 2012, 08:56:36 AM
Quote from: VA $l!m on October 31, 2012, 10:30:11 PM
Quote from: khalpin on October 31, 2012, 09:13:22 PM
Quote from: VA $l!m on October 31, 2012, 05:24:48 PM
Quote from: khalpin on October 31, 2012, 03:31:59 PM
Clone Wars is halfway through Season 5 right now. 

The only other Irvin Kershner movie I've seen is Never Say Never Again, which is a must see if you're a Bond fan (obviously).
dam, really?
i was thinkin it should be out now, but i havent been able to find the time slot... which is weird considering my tv is on 24/7...
is it on cartoon net/fri nite like it used to be?

i actually caught some old EPs on CW the other night. omg that network is so much fail. for some reason theyre HD channel didnt even have it widescreen and it looked like it was SD. totally killed the experience, lol.
They snuck it in on Saturday mornings.

wow, LAME!!  :evil:

heh, i saw it was on SAT listing, but MORNING?!? guess i could start scheduling my week around it... though it might mess up my sleep schedule for Walking Dead on Sun night... hmmm, lol.
  :crazy:

DVR...  My sat mornings are already scheduled out for Cody and Cassady...

Terry
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: justjezmund on November 01, 2012, 04:52:04 PM
well here's hamills thoughts

http://insidemovies.ew.com/2012/10/31/mark-hamill-star-wars-episode-vii-disney/


QuoteENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY: What did you make of the big news yesterday?
MARK HAMILL: Oh my gosh, what a shock that was! I had no idea that George was going to sell to Disney until I read it online like everybody else. He did tell us last summer about wanting to go on and do [Episodes] VII, VIII, and IX, and that [newly appointed Lucasfilm president] Kathleen Kennedy would be doing them. He seems to be in a really good place. He's really happy. And that's nice because I know that when we were making the movies, he was not a jolly guy on set. [Laughs] I always felt badly for him because he agonizes over details, and I'm sure after imagining it in his head for so many years, to see it realized — he'd look up and just hang his head and groan. Harrison [Ford], Carrie [Fisher], and I were always trying to cheer him up and joke him out of his doom and gloom. I missed his call yesterday, but I spoke to him maybe three weeks ago. But until we know more, it's hard to make any comment other than congratulations to George.

So you met with George this past summer and he told you about his plans to make another trilogy?
Yeah, last August, he asked Carrie and I to have lunch with him and we did. I thought he was going to talk about either his retirement or the Star Wars TV series that I've heard about — which I don't think we were going to be involved in anyway, because that takes place between the prequels and the ones we were in and, if Luke were in them, he'd be anywhere from a toddler to a teenager so they'd get an age-appropriate actor — or the 3-D releases. So when he said, "We decided we're going to do Episodes VII, VIII, and IX," I was just gobsmacked. "What? Are you nuts?!" [Laughs] I can see both sides of it. Because in a way, there was a beginning, a middle, and an end and we all lived happily ever after and that's the way it should be — and it's great that people have fond memories, if they do have fond memories. But on the other hand, there's this ravenous desire on the part of the true believers to have more and more and more material. It's one of those things: people either just don't care for it or are passionate about it. I guess that defines what cult movies are all about. We'll see. I'm anxious to know what's going on, but the main story [yesterday] was the sale to Disney. I have mixed feelings about that, but they haven't done badly by Marvel and the Muppets and Pixar. It's one of those big decisions that at first seems unusual but then the more you look at it, the more it makes sense.



When you had lunch with George, did he get into any details with you about where the story would go in the next three films, or whether you would have a part in them?
Well, no, he was just talking about writers and the fact that he wouldn't be directing. I guess he wanted us to know before everybody else knew. He said, "Now you can't tell anybody!" [Laughs] Even now I'm nervous about saying anything. I just don't know!
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: rowjimmy on November 21, 2012, 03:44:41 PM
Did you guys see that Lawrence Kasdan has signed on to pen ep 8?

Shit just got real, dudes.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: barnesy305 on November 21, 2012, 03:57:11 PM
Quote from: rowjimmy on November 21, 2012, 03:44:41 PM
Did you guys see that Lawrence Kasdan has signed on to pen ep 8?

Shit just got real, dudes.

Sweet! If only Irvin Kershner was still alive.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: blatboom on November 21, 2012, 04:20:43 PM
who's doing 7? someone good I hope
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: Hicks on November 21, 2012, 04:26:26 PM
Quote from: blatboom on November 21, 2012, 04:20:43 PM
who's doing 7? someone good I hope

Michael Bay.
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: khalpin on November 21, 2012, 04:29:41 PM
Quote from: Hicks on November 21, 2012, 04:26:26 PM
Quote from: blatboom on November 21, 2012, 04:20:43 PM
who's doing 7? someone good I hope

Michael Bay.
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: kellerb on November 21, 2012, 08:00:54 PM
Quote from: khalpin on November 21, 2012, 04:29:41 PM
Quote from: Hicks on November 21, 2012, 04:26:26 PM
Quote from: blatboom on November 21, 2012, 04:20:43 PM
who's doing 7? someone good I hope

Michael Bay.
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard

If only Don Simpson was still alive
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: rowjimmy on November 21, 2012, 08:13:05 PM
Quote from: barnesy305 on November 21, 2012, 03:57:11 PM
Quote from: rowjimmy on November 21, 2012, 03:44:41 PM
Did you guys see that Lawrence Kasdan has signed on to pen ep 8?

Shit just got real, dudes.

Sweet! If only Irvin Kershner was still alive.

Hey, if Tupac could perform at Coachella...
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: blatboom on November 21, 2012, 10:07:24 PM
seriously though was that a typo or are they really lining up writers 2 movies out?
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: ytowndan on November 21, 2012, 11:57:45 PM
Quote from: blatboom on November 21, 2012, 10:07:24 PM
seriously though was that a typo or are they really lining up writers 2 movies out?

Not a typo.  The article I read  (http://www.nj.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2012/11/lawrence_kasdan_writing_star_wars.html) said he would be doing either VIII or IX.  So, to one degree or another, they're starting to plan all three. 
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: blatboom on November 22, 2012, 09:25:19 AM
interesting... as long as Lucas stays far far away I'll remain cautiously optimistic
Title: Re: best Phantom Menace review of all time
Post by: VA $l!m on November 22, 2012, 11:14:50 AM
Quote from: Hicks on November 21, 2012, 04:26:26 PM
Quote from: blatboom on November 21, 2012, 04:20:43 PM
who's doing 7? someone good I hope

Michael Bay.

RAWRSUM!!!