THE MILD-MANNERED AND SOFT SPOKEN MAN THAT WAS AUGUST, IS LONG GONE!
LET ME TAKE THE TIME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.

I AM AUGUSTUS 5000, HALF ROBOT/ HALF MACHINE.
ALL MAN!

I'M ALSO REALLY INTO DISCUSSING MUSIC, ONLINE TRADING AND SHARING, AS WELL AS GENERAL AUDIO AND INTERNET TECHNOLOGY.
FOR EXAMPLE, I THOUGHT MADONNA REALLY BLEW HER WAD AFTER PAPA DON'T PREACH.
I ALSO KEEP A LIST AT DB.ETREE.ORG.
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK IT OUT WHEN YOU GET A MINUTE.

OH YEAH, I'M REALLY DOWN WITH PUNCHING PEOPLE IN THE STOMACH!
I'M ALSO PRONE TO BLACKOUTS AND SCHIZOPHRENIC EPISODES.






















































EVIDENCE


FURTHER EVIDENCE


MYSELF AND MY HALF-COUSIN, SHAKEDOWN 3000, BEFORE BRUNCH AT SPAGGO


LETTING SOMEONE GET THE FIRST SHOT ON THE ROOFTOP


THIS IS MY BEST FRIEND, ROB


AND HERE IS ROB BEFORE THE BABY CAME OUT


THIS IS SOME KID PUKING HIS FACE OFF


PAGE & A FUCKING FOOTBALL PLAYER


RONALD PISSING HIS PANTS


THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND


AND ME PUNCHING THE LITTLE GIRL AGAIN


A5K

So that's your "girlfriend". See, I knew you were a gay female!
Jolly good show aug.

I know it's early, but a definite post of the year contender.  Gumbo, the bar has been set.   :-D

 :lol: :lol: I guess everyone is allowed to have one roid rage a year.  But Aug, I thought you already had yours today?   :-P :lol:  Priceless........  Maybe it's "that time o'the month"

Niceness...

Oh, and newplanet7, Nice sig.
"Gus, who? Gus Johnson."

Thanks mang!

      WOW


+K

  
Aug is the man. 

Finally, been tryin' to get rid of that ass forever!!!!!!
Now I can really paaartaay!!!
  :banana: :banana:

are you related to this guy?

you have the same number...

The picture of Rob on the toilet is going to give me nightmares tonight. Thanks a lot!!!!

Pretty funny stuff though.  :lol:

He looks a little like the freaky dude from Lord Of The Rings..... "My precious."

Damn, who is that chick? 

I liked the old August better.   :cry:

Quote from: westcider on February 05, 2007, 11:41:09 PM
are you related to this guy?

you have the same number...

lmao, nice, they do have the same number, they must be brothers
...and as we all know brothers don't shake hands brothers gotta hug!

"They've got the guns, but we've got the numbers"

Congratz!

::runs up to thread, catches breath::

hey guys, what did i miss?

::notices bump on head::

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