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Title: Cowboys CB Orlando Scandrick tests positive for MDMA!
Post by: CrazyDave on August 12, 2014, 12:07:55 PM
Do we classify it as a performance enhancing drug? It certainly enhances my performances.
Title: Re: Cowboys CB Orlando Scandrick tests positive for MDMA!
Post by: birdman on August 12, 2014, 12:24:30 PM
I like that 1 in 5 suspensions handed out for PED in the NFL are because of MDMA.
Title: Re: Cowboys CB Orlando Scandrick tests positive for MDMA!
Post by: Superfreakie on August 12, 2014, 01:21:29 PM
Quote from: CrazyDave on August 12, 2014, 12:07:55 PM
Do we classify it as a performance enhancing drug? It certainly enhances my performances.

No, you only think you dance better.
Title: Re: Cowboys CB Orlando Scandrick tests positive for MDMA!
Post by: Pholy M. Pia on August 12, 2014, 03:51:12 PM
Perhaps it is helpful with roid-rage?
Title: Re: Cowboys CB Orlando Scandrick tests positive for MDMA!
Post by: zimbra on August 20, 2014, 02:58:40 PM
This is dumb.  Rice got 2 games for knocking out his fiance (now wife) cold in an elevator in Vegas.  Scandrick openly admits to taking Molly on vacation, in the off-season while in Mexico and he gets 4 games.  :|
Title: Re: Cowboys CB Orlando Scandrick tests positive for MDMA!
Post by: PIE-GUY on August 20, 2014, 08:20:09 PM
Quote from: zimbra on August 20, 2014, 02:58:40 PM
This is dumb.  Rice got 2 games for knocking out his fiance (now wife) cold in an elevator in Vegas.  Scandrick openly admits to taking Molly on vacation, in the off-season while in Mexico and he gets 4 games.  :|

How many did Roethlisberger get for rape?
Title: Re: Cowboys CB Orlando Scandrick tests positive for MDMA!
Post by: zimbra on August 21, 2014, 05:29:41 PM
Quote from: PG on August 20, 2014, 08:20:09 PM
Quote from: zimbra on August 20, 2014, 02:58:40 PM
This is dumb.  Rice got 2 games for knocking out his fiance (now wife) cold in an elevator in Vegas.  Scandrick openly admits to taking Molly on vacation, in the off-season while in Mexico and he gets 4 games.  :|

How many did Roethlisberger get for rape?

Worthlessberger is an issue I don't even give a minute of my time. 
Title: Re: Cowboys CB Orlando Scandrick tests positive for MDMA!
Post by: Superfreakie on September 02, 2014, 08:27:04 PM
Welker 4 games for Molly:

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/broncos-receiver-wes-welker-suspended-four-games-by-the-nfl-231438459.html
Title: Re: Cowboys CB Orlando Scandrick tests positive for MDMA!
Post by: birdman on September 02, 2014, 08:28:38 PM
Quote from: Superfreakie on September 02, 2014, 08:27:04 PM
Welker 4 games for Molly:

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/broncos-receiver-wes-welker-suspended-four-games-by-the-nfl-231438459.html
He went to dicks.
Dirty Molly
Title: Re: Cowboys CB Orlando Scandrick tests positive for MDMA!
Post by: PIE-GUY on September 02, 2014, 10:35:03 PM
Quote from: birdman on September 02, 2014, 08:28:38 PM
Quote from: Superfreakie on September 02, 2014, 08:27:04 PM
Welker 4 games for Molly:

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/broncos-receiver-wes-welker-suspended-four-games-by-the-nfl-231438459.html
He went to dicks.
Dirty Molly

Hoy shit. It's from his wild Kentucky Derby day... That's hilarious!
Title: Re: Cowboys CB Orlando Scandrick tests positive for MDMA!
Post by: pcr3 on September 02, 2014, 10:37:32 PM
Quote from: PG on September 02, 2014, 10:35:03 PM
Quote from: birdman on September 02, 2014, 08:28:38 PM
Quote from: Superfreakie on September 02, 2014, 08:27:04 PM
Welker 4 games for Molly:

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/broncos-receiver-wes-welker-suspended-four-games-by-the-nfl-231438459.html
He went to dicks.
Dirty Molly

Hoy shit. It's from his wild Kentucky Derby day... That's hilarious!

(http://trenderfly.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/welker-derby4.jpg)
Title: Re: Cowboys CB Orlando Scandrick tests positive for MDMA!
Post by: mehead on September 03, 2014, 07:37:10 AM
Quote from: pcr3 on September 02, 2014, 10:37:32 PM
Quote from: PG on September 02, 2014, 10:35:03 PM
Quote from: birdman on September 02, 2014, 08:28:38 PM
Quote from: Superfreakie on September 02, 2014, 08:27:04 PM
Welker 4 games for Molly:

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/broncos-receiver-wes-welker-suspended-four-games-by-the-nfl-231438459.html
He went to dicks.
Dirty Molly

Hoy shit. It's from his wild Kentucky Derby day... That's hilarious!

(http://trenderfly.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/welker-derby4.jpg)

straight pimpin'
Title: Re: Cowboys CB Orlando Scandrick tests positive for MDMA!
Post by: mistercharlie on September 03, 2014, 08:32:46 AM
Quote from: mehead on September 03, 2014, 07:37:10 AM
Quote from: pcr3 on September 02, 2014, 10:37:32 PM
Quote from: PG on September 02, 2014, 10:35:03 PM
Quote from: birdman on September 02, 2014, 08:28:38 PM
Quote from: Superfreakie on September 02, 2014, 08:27:04 PM
Welker 4 games for Molly:

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/broncos-receiver-wes-welker-suspended-four-games-by-the-nfl-231438459.html
He went to dicks.
Dirty Molly

Hoy shit. It's from his wild Kentucky Derby day... That's hilarious!

(http://trenderfly.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/welker-derby4.jpg)

straight pimpin'
Welker doin' his best Hunter S. Thompson impersonation.
Title: Re: Cowboys CB Orlando Scandrick tests positive for MDMA!
Post by: Buffalo Budd on September 03, 2014, 09:10:35 AM
I kinda wondered when I watched that vid the first time.
Dude seemed pretty spazzed.
What a venue for mahl.
Title: Re: Cowboys CB Orlando Scandrick tests positive for MDMA!
Post by: antelope19 on September 03, 2014, 10:57:04 AM
Quote
In an e-mail to the Denver Post Tuesday night, suspended Wes Welker said he is "as shocked as everyone at today's news."
The NFL issues four-game suspensions to first offenders for violations of the performance-enhancing policy. Welker reportedly tested positive for Adderall and is wondering if someone put something in his drink at the Kentucky Derby. "I wouldn't have any idea where to get a Molly or what a Molly is. That's a joke." Welker will be back following the Week 5 bye, but he's not going to cop to anything. "I want to make one thing abundantly clear: I would NEVER knowingly take a substance to gain a competitive advantage in any way."

:hereitisyousentimentalbastard   :shakehead:
Title: Re: Cowboys CB Orlando Scandrick tests positive for MDMA!
Post by: emay on September 03, 2014, 11:48:29 AM
these dudes must party hard to be testing positive for molly.
it only stays in your system for like 2 days,
Title: Re: Cowboys CB Orlando Scandrick tests positive for MDMA!
Post by: VDB on September 03, 2014, 11:57:31 AM
When will these people learn to stick to untestable hallucinogens and designer drugs?
Title: Re: Cowboys CB Orlando Scandrick tests positive for MDMA!
Post by: emay on September 03, 2014, 12:11:25 PM
well I guess welker only tested positive for "amphetamines" which I guses they treat like molly these days? They cant test for MDMA anymore?
Title: Re: Cowboys CB Orlando Scandrick tests positive for MDMA!
Post by: pcr3 on September 03, 2014, 02:12:30 PM
Quote from: emayPhishyMD on September 03, 2014, 12:11:25 PM
well I guess welker only tested positive for "amphetamines" which I guses they treat like molly these days? They cant test for MDMA anymore?

No, if it had been pure molly, he would have been put into the substance abuse program.  His "molly" was cut with amphetamines, which are treated under the PED policy.
Title: Re: Cowboys CB Orlando Scandrick tests positive for MDMA!
Post by: emay on September 03, 2014, 04:22:10 PM
(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--XrnUT8hY--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_320/rdr5swot0iucdgzewbnt.gif)
Title: Re: Cowboys CB Orlando Scandrick tests positive for MDMA!
Post by: emay on September 03, 2014, 04:43:27 PM
Ah, goes to show even celebrities and sports stars get bunk dr00gs
Title: Re: Cowboys CB Orlando Scandrick tests positive for MDMA!
Post by: sls.stormyrider on September 03, 2014, 09:31:29 PM
the NFL is on ecstasy, that's what they say
I read all about in the USA TODAY
They stepped up urine testing to make it go away
Cause it's hard to tackle anyone on ol' MDMA
Title: Re: Cowboys CB Orlando Scandrick tests positive for MDMA!
Post by: VDB on September 03, 2014, 09:35:22 PM
^  :laugh:
Title: Re: Cowboys CB Orlando Scandrick tests positive for MDMA!
Post by: Superfreakie on September 03, 2014, 10:36:54 PM
Quote from: V00D00BR3W on September 03, 2014, 09:35:22 PM
^  :laugh:
Title: Re: Cowboys CB Orlando Scandrick tests positive for MDMA!
Post by: PIE-GUY on September 03, 2014, 11:30:05 PM
Quote from: Superfreakie on September 03, 2014, 10:36:54 PM
Quote from: V00D00BR3W on September 03, 2014, 09:35:22 PM
^  :laugh:

:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
Title: Re: Cowboys CB Orlando Scandrick tests positive for MDMA!
Post by: mistercharlie on September 04, 2014, 06:06:13 AM
Quote from: slslbs on September 03, 2014, 09:31:29 PM
the NFL is on ecstasy, that's what they say
I read all about in the USA TODAY
They stepped up urine testing to make it go away
Cause it's hard to tackle anyone on ol' MDMA

This reminds me that I need to listen to Oysterhead. It's been quite awhile since I gave that cd a spin.