'Paug Parents!

[alcoholandcoffeebeans]

congrats RJ! Thats a nice looking boy

what she said.

that's so awesome, sir!!
may 8 is soo soon!!  :-)

[jedifunk]

thats it RJ, keep poppin em out!

[antelope19]

WOOHOO!!!  Congrats RJ!  Looks good!

[rowjimmy]

thats it RJ, keep poppin em out!

Well, the world's not going to overpopulate itself!

[sls.stormyrider]

looks just like his dad
congrats

[ytowndan]

Congrats indeed, RJ.   

[August]

Way to be, RJ!
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[shoreline99]

congrats, rj. best of luck to you all!

[Caravan2001]

congratulations my man......you're an old pro at this by now!

[nab]

Congrats RJ.  Keep in mind that soon you and the wife will be outnumbered.

[jephrey]

way to go.

[tet]

Well, the world's not going to overpopulate itself!

:lol:

congrats rj!

[rowjimmy]

Thanks all.
+k's all around

[antelope19]

If I may, RJ:  I saw this, and thought it was amusing, and possibly, something you as a football fan would appreciate.

So your wife just had a baby boy. Well, congratulations!

So you want your son to be an NFL quarterback, huh? Get it right, Dad, when you name the lad. Here are some tips:

1. Give your boy a goofy middle name.

Think I'm crazy? Ask these guys: Brett (Lorenzo) Favre, Dan (Constantine) Marino, Fran (Abury) Tarkenton, Johnny (Constantine) Unitas, Joe (Clifford) Montana, Peyton (Williams) Manning, Roman (Ildonzo) Gabriel, or Daunte (Rachard) Culpepper.

You get the picture.

2. Come up with a clever nickname for him.

Once again, if you don't believe me then consult the following: "Broadway" Joe Namath, Don "The Magic Man" Majkowski, Joe "Cool" Montana, Christian "Sonny" Jurgensen, "Boomer" Norman Esiason, Ken "Snake" Stabler, "Dandy" Don Meredith, "Slingin' " Sammy Baugh, Norm "The Dutchman" Van Brocklin, Daryle "The Mad Bomber" Lamonica, Charlie "Roach" Connerly, Ralph "Dieter" Brock, Roger "The Dodger" Staubach, Edmund "Zeke" Bratkowski, Jake "The Snake" Plummer, Terry "The Blonde Bomber" Bradshaw, Walter "Bubby" Brister, Russell "Rusty" Hilger, "Scramblin' " Fran Tarkenton, or Earl "Dutch" Clark.

3. Do not make his first name begin with A,C,E,H,I,K,M,P,Q,U,V,X, or Z.

There are no men enshrined as quarterbacks in the Pro Football Hall of Fame with first names beginning with any of those letters.

4. Do consider the first names of Bob or liven it up with Bobby.

If you don't think this is a good idea, then check with any of these former or present NFL quarterbacks

Bob Avelinni
Bob Berry
Bob Bleier
Bob Celeri
Bob Clatterbuck
Bob Davis
Bob DeMoss
Bob Gagliano
Bob Gamold
Bob Griese
Bob Lee
Bob Naponic
Bob Ptacek
Bob Scrabis
Bob Schweickert
Bob Trocolor
Bob Waterfield
Bob Waters
Bob Williams
Bobby Douglass
Bobby Garrett
Bobby Hebert
Bobby Lane
Bobby Scott
Bobby Thomason

5. Naming your son John (or some similar derivative) also gives him a better chance of being an NFL signal-caller.

If you doubt the soundness of this advice, please contact:

John Beck
John Borton
John Brodie
John Elway
John Fourcade
John Friesz
John Huarte
John Hufnagel
John Rauch
John Reaves
John Roach
John Walton
Johnny Green
Johnny Lujack
Johnny Unitas
Jon Kitna
Jonathan Quinn

[rowjimmy]

Wow.
So Jonathan Jerome is sounding better and better...