Phish jokes?

[PhishPhan]

Aww, man. All these drummer jokes Let's hope these aren't directed at Fishman.

[Mr Minor]

The two I put up were actually ones that the band told during a Europe tour.  the third was something like this:

So there's this kid who wants to be a bass player.  He asks his dad if he can take lessons and the dad decides it's ok.  The kid heads off to his first lesson and comes home later that day and his dad asks what he learned.  The kid takes out the bass and says I learned to play "E".  And he plays the e note a few times.  Next week the kid goes off to his lessons and when he comes home his dad asks what he learned and he says "A".  The next week the kid is heading out the door and the dad asks what he is going to learn this week and the kid replies, "Can't talk now dad, off to a gig."

[kellerb]

How do you get a drummer off your porch?









Pay him for the pizza.






How many lead singers does it take to change a lightbulb?





Just one.  They hold the lightbulb in their hand and the world revolves around them.

[Caravan2001]

This is another one taken from the GD days:

Q: "How do you hide money from a Phishhead?"















A: "Put in under the soap...."


or  "What do you call a 100 Phisheads jumping out of a plane?"

A: Acid Rain

:roll:

[Poster Nutbag]

Oldies but goodies also...

How many Phisheads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to twist it and one to light it.


Why do deadheads swirl their arms when they dance?
To keep the music out of their eyes.


How do you know when deadheads have been staying with you?
They're still there.

[mattstick]

[golgigreenberg]

So it is not really a Phish joke, but it might fit here:

Backstory:  A friend graduated from college some years ago, and i went to the graduation party.  A bunch of us stayed the night (i was one of them, and slept in one of my tye'dye t-shirts); some people woke up and split, some helped clean up a little, and I stayed until the place was clean.

Ended up eating brunch witht he family (still in my tye-dye).  My friends little brother (maybe 15/16 at the time) looked over and said:

Him: You know how you can tell if a hippy has been to your house?
Me: How?
Him: He's still there.

I gotta a pretty good chuckle and getting slammed by a 16 yr old.

Welcome to the board!

Well, thank you...thank you very much!

[newleaf]

What do you call a guy who likes to hang around musicians?


A drummer.


How many guitar players does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, and after he does it every other guitar player will say "I can do that."


HA! love it!!! 

[newleaf]

GREAT!!! 

[JerryGsKid]

How many phish kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



None, they scree Family

[Gumbo72203]

How many phish kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



None, they scree Family

come again? 

[mistercharlie]

How many phish kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



None, they scree Family

come again? 

Actually, I think we'd all prefer if that guy never comes again.