Anything cromulent that embiggens you! anything Simpsons thread

[PIE-GUY]

Homer: It's not my fault, liquors drunkend me!

:hereitisyousentimentalbastard

I'll be using this in the near future.

you'll be too drunk to remember the line.

[gah]

Homer: It's not my fault, liquors drunkend me!

:hereitisyousentimentalbastard

I'll be using this in the near future.

you'll be too drunk to remember the line.

HA! It's true! I could have used this a couple times this weekend! Damn it.

[mistercharlie]

Rod Flanders: Daddy, what are you doing?

Ned Flanders: Imploring people I've never met to pressure a government with better things to do to punish a man who meant no harm for something nobody even saw. That's what I'm doing!

[rowjimmy]

Banksy wrote/directed the couch gag last night:

[justjezmund]

dark

[khalpin]

dark

dark in the daytime

[gah]

Banksy wrote/directed the couch gag last night:

looks like it got pulled from youtube, but you can see it here:

http://tv.yahoo.com/blog/street-artist-banksy-creates-dark-opening-for-the-simpsons--1629

[mistercharlie]

Anything that's the 'something' of 'something' isn't the anything of anything!

[Mr Minor]

So I am teaching a class in the spring on Satire and Postmodernism in Pop Culture.  We will be watching various SImpsons episodes, reading articles and editorials and discussing how The Simpsons portrays life through topics such as religion, family, politics, worldly travel, etc.

Super pumped about it, too.

[mistercharlie]

The Pope thinks the Simpsons are Catholic, but he's wrong

[mistercharlie]

"Don't worry, folks. I'm a 'singing hobo' not a 'stabbing hobo'.

Nothing beats the Hobo life,
Stabbin' folks with my Hobo knife."

[phil]

"Don't worry, folks. I'm a 'singing hobo' not a 'stabbing hobo'.

Nothing beats the Hobo life,
Stabbin' folks with my Hobo knife."

:hereitisyousentimentalbastard
One of my favorite lines from any tv show, ever.

[mistercharlie]

"When I can't stop fiddlin'
I just takes me ritalin.
I'm poppin' and sailin' man!"

[Max Power]

Homer: 'Kids: there's three ways to do things; the right way, the wrong way and the Max Power way!'

Bart: 'Isn't that the wrong way?'

Homer: 'Yeah, but faster!'

[mistercharlie]

Did anyone else watch last night's drug-fueled Polar express? That combined with Katy Perry's dirty joke about Mr. Burns kissing 'Not her belly button' were hilarious!