Juggalos

[mistercharlie]

I think it'd be great if we could ship all the juggalos off to some island. They'd be to us what Australia is to England, The Island of Misfit toys.

But we live in Indiana.  Who would we get to prepare our fast food?

:-D

I  spit beer on my computer screen when i read this.

So, you've been to Indiana and know that no matter what drive-thru you go to there's a 90% chance that the person handing you your food will have a 'Hatchetman' tattoo.

The other 10% are CVS pharmacy drive-thru's.  I'd be reaaaaally scared if the hatchetman tattoo made an appearance there.

I can picture it now...

You: "I'm here to pick up my prescription."
Juggalo Pharmacist: "Dude, here's your ::Snort, chuckle:: Xanax"

The you get home and find a bottle of sominex where your xanax should be and said pharmaceutical juggalo is at home dosing himself with your meds while spraying himself in the face with grape faygo.

[kellerb]

I think it'd be great if we could ship all the juggalos off to some island. They'd be to us what Australia is to England, The Island of Misfit toys.

But we live in Indiana.  Who would we get to prepare our fast food?

:-D

I  spit beer on my computer screen when i read this.

So, you've been to Indiana and know that no matter what drive-thru you go to there's a 90% chance that the person handing you your food will have a 'Hatchetman' tattoo.

The other 10% are CVS pharmacy drive-thru's.  I'd be reaaaaally scared if the hatchetman tattoo made an appearance there.

I can picture it now...

You: "I'm here to pick up my prescription."
Juggalo Pharmacist: "Dude, here's your ::Snort, chuckle:: Xanax"

The you get home and find a bottle of sominex where your xanax should be and said pharmaceutical juggalo is at home dosing himself with your meds while spraying himself in the face with grape faygo.

The other scenario:
<me>  "I came in here yesterday to get my heart medication prescription refilled.  When I got home I realized that you gave me Viagra."
<Juggacist> "Yo, all you old ninjas get boner pills"

[qop24]

everyone must read this...pure brilliance:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/oct/09/insane-clown-posse-christians-god


a highlight:

"No," sighs Violent J. "I figured most people would say, 'Wow, I didn't know Insane Clown Posse could be deep like that.' But instead it's, 'ICP said a giraffe is a miracle. Ha ha ha! What a bunch of idiots.'" He pauses, then adds defiantly, "A giraffe is a fucking miracle. It has a dinosaur-like neck. It's yellow. Yeah, technically an elephant is not a miracle. Technically. They've been here for hundreds of years..."

and to top it all off:

"Ah!" I gesticulate. "If you're explaining to your  five-year-old son what fog is, then why do you not want to meet scientists? Because they're just like you, explaining things to people..."

"Well," Violent J says, "science is... we don't really... that's like..." He pauses. Then he waves his hands as if to say, "OK, an analogy": "If you're trying to fuck a girl, but her mom's home, fuck her mom! You understand? You want to fuck the girl, but her mom's home? Fuck the mom. See?"

[ph92]

everyone must read this...pure brilliance:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/oct/09/insane-clown-posse-christians-god


a highlight:

"No," sighs Violent J. "I figured most people would say, 'Wow, I didn't know Insane Clown Posse could be deep like that.' But instead it's, 'ICP said a giraffe is a miracle. Ha ha ha! What a bunch of idiots.'" He pauses, then adds defiantly, "A giraffe is a fucking miracle. It has a dinosaur-like neck. It's yellow. Yeah, technically an elephant is not a miracle. Technically. They've been here for hundreds of years..."

and to top it all off:

"Ah!" I gesticulate. "If you're explaining to your  five-year-old son what fog is, then why do you not want to meet scientists? Because they're just like you, explaining things to people..."

"Well," Violent J says, "science is... we don't really... that's like..." He pauses. Then he waves his hands as if to say, "OK, an analogy": "If you're trying to fuck a girl, but her mom's home, fuck her mom! You understand? You want to fuck the girl, but her mom's home? Fuck the mom. See?"

retardation runs rampant in the ICP scene

[zimbra]

everyone must read this...pure brilliance:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/oct/09/insane-clown-posse-christians-god


a highlight:

"No," sighs Violent J. "I figured most people would say, 'Wow, I didn't know Insane Clown Posse could be deep like that.' But instead it's, 'ICP said a giraffe is a miracle. Ha ha ha! What a bunch of idiots.'" He pauses, then adds defiantly, "A giraffe is a fucking miracle. It has a dinosaur-like neck. It's yellow. Yeah, technically an elephant is not a miracle. Technically. They've been here for hundreds of years..."

and to top it all off:

"Ah!" I gesticulate. "If you're explaining to your  five-year-old son what fog is, then why do you not want to meet scientists? Because they're just like you, explaining things to people..."

"Well," Violent J says, "science is... we don't really... that's like..." He pauses. Then he waves his hands as if to say, "OK, an analogy": "If you're trying to fuck a girl, but her mom's home, fuck her mom! You understand? You want to fuck the girl, but her mom's home? Fuck the mom. See?"

retardation runs rampant in the ICP scene

ICP never ceases to amaze me...
:hereitisyousentimentalbastard

[StCarl]

went to Guided By Voices the other night and first thing you would notice walking in to First Ave was how really gross and sticky the floors were.  My friends were all wtf, and then I caught this sign

[ph92]

went to Guided By Voices the other night and first thing you would notice walking in to First Ave was how really gross and sticky the floors were.  My friends were all wtf, and then I caught this sign

PENNIES WORTH OF FAYGO ON THE FLOOR, WHAT A WASTE!

[guyforget]

He shoots me a defiant look and says, "You know Miracles? Let me tell you, if Alanis Morissette had done that fucking song everyone would have called it fucking genius."

l-u-l-z

[phishhead92s mom]

I used to be a Juggalette back in the 90's.

Who's goin' chicken huntin?


We's goin' chicken huntin'!

[Undermind]

Here's your chance!

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/tlg/2176865377.html

[gah]

"Ah!" I gesticulate. "If you're explaining to your  five-year-old son what fog is, then why do you not want to meet scientists? Because they're just like you, explaining things to people..."

"Well," Violent J says, "science is... we don't really... that's like..." He pauses. Then he waves his hands as if to say, "OK, an analogy": "If you're trying to fuck a girl, but her mom's home, fuck her mom! You understand? You want to fuck the girl, but her mom's home? Fuck the mom. See?"

this thread. always good for a laugh! ha ha!

[ph92]

"Ah!" I gesticulate. "If you're explaining to your  five-year-old son what fog is, then why do you not want to meet scientists? Because they're just like you, explaining things to people..."

"Well," Violent J says, "science is... we don't really... that's like..." He pauses. Then he waves his hands as if to say, "OK, an analogy": "If you're trying to fuck a girl, but her mom's home, fuck her mom! You understand? You want to fuck the girl, but her mom's home? Fuck the mom. See?"

this thread. always good for a laugh! ha ha!

You know that makes a whole lot of sense.

[nab]

http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2011/10/fbi-gang-insane-clown-posse/

Danger Room What's Next in National Security Previous post Next post FBI's Newest Gang Threat: Insane Clown Posse Fans
By Spencer Ackerman  October 27, 2011  |  4:00 pm  |  Categories: Crime and Homeland Security

The FBI considers the fans of shticky rap group Insane Clown Posse to represent a threat on par with the Crips, Bloods, and Aryan Brotherhood, according to its annual report on gang activity.

You might think Insane Clown Posse's people — known as the Juggalos — are just a group of face-painting teenagers who wonder how magnets work. Not so, says the FBI's 2011 National Gang Threat Assessment. To the feds, Juggalos are a "loosely-organized hybrid gang" that are "forming more organized subsets and engaging in more gang-like criminal activity."

Consult page 22 of the FBI's brand-new annual report on gang activity nationwide. (.PDF) Listed in the same breath as street gangs with ties to murderous Mexican drug cartels is the Juggalo threat.

"Although recognized as a gang in only four states," reports the FBI's National Gang Intelligence Center," many Juggalos subsets exhibit gang-like behavior and engage in criminal activity and violence." It takes a footnote to disclose the connection to the Insane Clown Posse. Which would make rappers Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope the Kenneth "Supreme" McGriff or Tookie Williams of their nefarious Juggalo army.

Other gangs cited in the report, like the Haitian Boys Posse or the Custer Street Gang, are linked to homicides, gun running, and drug trafficking. Juggalo gang activity cited by the FBI cites is a notably lower caliber: thefts, hand-to-hand drug sales and felony assaults. The FBI has recently had difficulty distinguishing ordinary American Muslims from terrorists; now it appears it has a similar problem distinguishing teenage fads from criminal conspiracies.

"Social networking websites are a popular conveyance for Juggalo sub-culture to communicate and expand," the FBI warns.

Worse, "Juggalos' disorganization and lack of structure within their groups, coupled with their transient nature, makes it difficult to classify them and identify their members and migration patterns."

Actually, all the feds would have to do is wait for an Insane Clown Posse tour to roll through town. That's what Brian Raftery did last year for a WIRED profile of Juggalo Nation. His description of the Juggalo threat:

They tend to feel that they've been misunderstood outsiders their whole lives, whether for being overweight, looking weird, being poor, or even for just liking ICP in the first place. It's a world where man boobs are on proud display, where long-hairs and pink-hairs mingle, where nobody makes fun of the fat kid toweling off near Lake Hepatitis. For them, the Gathering is a place they can be accepted, a feeling reinforced by the constant chants of the Juggalo credo "Fam-uh-LEE! Fam-uh-LEE!"

The FBI even cautions that the Juggalos are among 53 gangs "whose members have served in or are affiliated with the U.S. military." My colleague Katie Drummond somehow neglected to report the Army's policy on face paint in her recent story on military body modification.

Most problematically, since Juggalos evidently believe themselves to be badasses, an FBI report legitimizing their outlaw image will surely embolden them. A generation of teenagers will come to believe it is acceptable to spray each other with Midwestern-specific soda and devalue lyricism in hip hop.

[Multibeast12]

i hate juggalos so much

[zimbra]

i hate juggalos so much

:hereitisyousentimentalbastard

Did you watch the video Caravan posted?