Funny phrases or sayings

[UncleEbinezer]

So I have this guy that is a retired cop.  He works in our Driver Training program and is a nice guy.  Everytime I say "Good morning!  How are you?"  His response is ALWAYS "Still vert."  or "Still vertical."  Makes me laugh everytime because it NEVER fails. 

I was wondering what other funny sayings or phrases people have come across.

[gah]

Go fuck yourself!

[UncleEbinezer]

Go fuck yourself!

:hereitisyousentimentalbastard

Oh, I did forget..."Hi!  My name is Addy, but you can call me Sally." 

[gah]

Go fuck yourself!

:hereitisyousentimentalbastard

Oh, I did forget..."Hi!  My name is Addy, but you can call me Sally."

What the?  :? I have no idea what you're talking about.

[UncleEbinezer]

Go fuck yourself!

:hereitisyousentimentalbastard

Oh, I did forget..."Hi!  My name is Addy, but you can call me Sally."

What the?  :? I have no idea what you're talking about.

Sorry it wasn't in French.   :hereitisyousentimentalbastard