When It Comes to The Phish, Music Censorship Is Not Enough

[Undermind]

 :hereitisyousentimentalbastard
http://christwire.org/2011/06/when-it-comes-to-the-phish-music-censorship-is-not-enough/

[Mr Minor]

 :hereitisyousentimentalbastard

Wow.  Just wow.  So funny!

[barnesy305]

Awesome! Those folks in the pictures are friends of mine.

[phuzzyfish12]

I'm clearly doing this all wrong - A "Hippie Chick" is one of those rare females in this swarmy environment. She is highly prized, despite her promiscuous and thieving persona. She often goes into public without a bra and will intentionally brush her breasts against every man she meets. The tight tie-dye shirts and profuse sweat reveals the pert blossoming of her chest. This prideful exhibitionism can be used to lure the unsuspecting into assignations that may end in a lost wallet. Afterwards, she will return to the bejeweled arms of her older, jaded hippie mate. He will pimp her out from one parking lot to the next until he suspects she's suffering from either pregnancy or sobriety. From there, she will easily feign an overdose to fall into some befuddled newbie's embrace, thereby baptizing him into the nefarious ways of the wookie.

HAHAHA at "The Phish"

[runawayjimbo]

Thanks for this, I forgot how entertaining Christwire can be.

Yes, these kids suffer from extremely active but misguided sexual libidos. They use inexpensive, loose clothing to cover the crude manifestations of their rising urges. Even in the concerts themselves, unplanned erections are common and not necessarily something they try to hide.

[mbw]

trey pistachio, lol.

[qop24]

the comments are brilliant btw, almost more entertaining than the article