Ask August

[gimmetela]

do men have PMS?

[jonyem]

do men have PMS?

aside from Pissy Mood Syndrome?

[August]

do men have PMS?

Private Meetings Sexually?
Yes and often.

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August

[bunkster]

Here's a question for you aug:

What ever happened to the "Ask August" thread?
i miss it.

[August]

Here's a question for you aug:

What ever happened to the "Ask August" thread?
i miss it.

helloooooo bunksterrrrrrr.........

you are right.
there should be some tumbleweed up in here.
people used to line up for miles for those hard hitting answers....
i like to think that i taught them all how to fish........

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August

[fauxpaxfauxreal]

I think people stopped posting when you started charging.

[sophist]

I have several questions aug (no rush on the anwsers  )

1) I was told that plowing a plus, plus size woman is alot like humping a bean bag chair, is this true?

2) how come God never invented beer?

3) why the hell did prince make an appearence of American Idol?

[gimmetela]

Aug, please...

not so much like a bean bag chair...think like a dog. :roll: :wink:

[gimmetela]

all about perspective, phan. :-D

[shoreline99]

LOLOL i knew i liked you. Funny sh*t... 

[sophist]

Aug, please...

not so much like a bean bag chair...think like a dog. :roll: :wink:

all about perspective, phan. :-D

  :banana: 
thats priceless 

[fauxpaxfauxreal]

I have a question Mr. August.

Why do I have so much fun reading www.feministing.com?

[August]

1) I was told that plowing a plus, plus size woman is alot like humping a bean bag chair, is this true?

there is absolutely nothing wrong with taking on a "plussy".it is a safe bet to assume that their self-esteem is non-existent,which is another "plussy" for you.
we all know that these types of chicks are better at a certain acts that there svelte counterparts.
take advantage of that.also,if they (or you) are drunk or desperate enough, make sure all of your friends see this shit.like,set up shop on the couch next to chris or mandy and show her the boa.
chances are she will lap that thing up.i speak from experience.
that is step one.if she is giving you the PB&J sandwich (porno BJ) in front of everyone, you know you can perch that plussy atop the couch and have a couple of pokes at it.if you are anything like me, you would be a man and do a couple laps yourself.
in the midst of snacktime,i usually stare up at her and make her confirm the fact that what i am doing is purely a favor.last thing i need are phonecalls from this thing.
is this chick even wearing skivvies?
whatever,if she is,take those off.i like when they wear a skirt a tad above the knee.as if the massive tree trunk calves were not enough, you have kneecaps that resemble ground turkey.
i would say that now is the best time to grab the videocam.you know everyone by now is holding their camera phones above you two, so be sure to wave and flex (like in american psycho).some amateurs might suggest taking a swig of beer or puffing the glass in the middle of all this.might i suggest growing up a little.i tell these losers that they aint got no class.
anyway,i dont know what kind of bean bag you have, but it is nothing like getting down with a plussy.here is your cheat sheet for the next time such an oppurtunity should arise...
1-lick it
2-stick
3-see ya later.bye.

2) how come God never invented beer?

i have had beer before, so it looks like he got around to it.
if you are talking about way back in the day, i only have this to tell ya.
G-Dog invented Dr. Jesus who turned water into wine.
can you top that?
probably not.
if i could turn all the sheetrock in the world into crack, i wouldnt give a shit about anything else, much less trying to invent something.
cut him some slack,phan.  :roll:

i dont know what happened with prince.

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August

[sophist]

i have had beer before, so it looks like he got around to it.
if you are talking about way back in the day, i only have this to tell ya.
G-Dog invented Dr. Jesus who turned water into wine.
can you top that?
probably not.

I taught him how to fish   :wink:



and gave him his first pair of burks..............

[birdman]

Jesus surfs without a board.....